She couldn't give a straight answer if she tried.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

"There's nothing to be frightened of" There's a room full of crated fanboys upstairs who would beg to differ. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

#MONSTERDON
She's European.

Gay panic.

And was that really consent?

“Leading blood specialist” is another good one #Monsterdon

@Lazarou ... what about a woman doctor? #iMnotHelping? #Monsterdon

maybe you should have asked questions BEFORE the boinking?
#Monsterdon

Yeah, everyone's saying it but smoking in the lab is the worst part of this movie. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Hell of a rebound #monsterdon #TheHunger

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

shiny silver trench coat 🤩

So much classical music that seems really familiar but I can't name it.

#Monsterdon

Second meeting is 99% Bechdel qualifying though #monsterdon

@SRLevine I know right

#Monsterdon

I swear I didn’t try to hide my zombie, er, vampire bite. #monsterdon

Oh no, some sexy red wine dripped on Susan Sarandon's white blouse that is suddenly tight and highlighting her nipples, even in this dim-ass lighting!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

She's getting more and more butch as the film progresses. #Monsterdon

please sir. defer to the man with the cool glasses

#Monsterdon

Blood 💪
#Monsterdon

"beats me"

they're all very chill about this.

#monsterdon

Wait... did she get x-ray vision as her vampire power? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Sarah: my blood can beat up your blood

#Monsterdon

stronger blood

it lifts

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Quit smoking around the samples! #Monsterdon

When I'm throwing up I love having a guy that smells like Jovan musk hunching over me

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Those Pathway frames though. I had pair right toward the end of their cool. I keep waiting for them to make a comeback. #theHunger1983

It's been minutes since I've smoked! #Monsterdon

Also everything would be solved by them being open about attraction to other people and having a relationship based on consensual nonmonagamy. We could have skipped the whole restaurant scene.

#Monsterdon

"European" and then we cut right to a swimming pool scene. Is this the highbrow version of "you're a peein' in the pool?

#Monsterdon

Oh my GOSH they do have a pool at the restaurant?
Weird place!
#monsterdon

"What is it?" "It's the sherry"
#monsterdon
#Hunger

The foreign strain is... European!

#Monsterdon

Wife: where are her clothes going? That was fast.

Me: It was 80s NYC. Cocaine and clothes falling off was the thing going on then.

Wife: Probably explains all of the wandering into the road like an idiot too.

Me: Yup.

#Monsterdon

Well, Mr. Blaylock *is* rotting away somewhere. Just not in Switzerland.

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

#monsterdon oh no she's got vampire morning sickness

DOCTORS

seeing DOCTORS

!

#monsterdon

@combatwombat this is a very tempting proposition

#Monsterdon

Her husband is in Switzerland, she's lonely and European, you don't understand #monsterdon #TheHunger

@moira @skatem Undead?! more like unDAD Amiright?! #Monsterdon

do you think she gets to 2020 and starts doing old hubsband and wife unboxing videos lol
#Monsterdon

swiss clinic aka a box in the pigeon room
#Monsterdon

Vampire hickey

#monsterdon

This restaurant lounge is like Casa Bonita except the divers are butt naked. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

There IS a fucking pool in the restaurant!

#monsterdon

"3 and a half hours is a long time to have a conversation with a stranger"

Dude has never been on a decent first date has he?

#Monsterdon

Yup, that's the sound of boobs.

#Monsterdon

Wait she ordered both steak and clams?

#Monsterdon

Who I didn't have passionate lesbian sex with. Cross my heart. #monsterdon

oh yeah fighting her exes scott pilgrim style would be so fuckin easy
#Monsterdon

“She’s European”

Great, now I have that song from the Legally Blonde musical stuck in my head

#Monsterdon

Maybe it wasn't the vampirism that turned Bowie all pruney. Maybe it was all that smoking. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

and we

FUCKED LIKE VAMPIRES

and we talked about

FUCKING LIKE VAMPIRES

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Is there... a pool in this restaurant?

#monsterdon

"European" is a good synonym for "vampire"

#Monsterdon

European? She's Roman! #Monsterdon

I think I need to watch Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl as a cleanser. #monsterdon #snooze

Sarah: that was so much better than Frankenfurter but the hickies were a bit much Miriam #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

"She's .... European" 😅

"Are you making a pass at me?"

"no"

"Well would you already?" 🍷
#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

"She's... European." Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#monsterdon ah, a callback to hear earlier role in RHPS with the foggy dive into the pool, I see

Intercut with erithrocytes to really highlight the vampirism part of the romance. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

She's... European 😏 #monsterdon #TheHunger

Smash cut to subtlety.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Oh I dripped stuff on my pointy little breasts. Better take off this tshirt.
#Monsterdon

@bstacey i'm not quite dead. just mostly.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon sent back the clams CAUSE I HAD CLAM EARLIER

War paint taken to a whole new level.

#Monsterdon

This movie, The Hunger (1983) came out AFTER Liquid Sky (1982) (a movie with lots of lesbian murder sex).
hmmmmmmm
#Monsterdon

There's the blood.

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

So, serial monogamist #Monsterdon

Hey, you know there's no smoking in the clinic!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

@skatem farts of the undead do not fuck around

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#monsterdon sex on a light table, my favorite

I thought she was into clams now?

#Monsterdon

oh 100% Liquid Sky fx there. It can't just be me

#monsterdon

@wohali Isekai'd itself to a better movie. With a cheat skill. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

No teeth no teeth~!

#Monsterdon

flashbacks to being a teenager and doing the whole love bites thing....

#Monsterdon

We have now entered the lesbian make out portion of our film tonight.

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

why is the bed a light table

#Monsterdon

Didn't she come here to check up on a patient? I'm asking for my friend on the AMA ethics board. #Monsterdon

I guess these confusing scenes are supposed to mean telepathy or something?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

Meanwhile, upstairs in the attic:

"Hello?" (thump) "Hello? I'm actually feeling much better" (thump thump)

#Monsterdon

We were so focused on how high the volume of smoking and the 80s vibes would get, we didn't realize this movie would also have boobs.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

@jammerb a.k.a. every 80's song

#Monsterdon

Honestly if I had been allowed to see this movie in 1983, my life probably would've turned out quite differently...

#Monsterdon

I wonder what Truck-kun is doing

#monsterdon

Miriam

It’s been TEN MINUTES since you put DAVID FREAKIN’ BOWIE in an attic box!!

I mean, I know she’s Susan Sarandon, but couldn’t you wait a week???

#Monsterdon

*break for ice water*

#monsterdon

okay I've seen a clip of this part lol

"oh no, I've spilled my wine!"

#Monsterdon

Um, WTF Mack truck.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

@SnoopJ 🎉

#Monsterdon

Toucha toucha toucha touch me... #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@TheEddieShow just shared this and it blended well with my #Monsterdon feed.

https://beige.party/@TheEddieShow/115364372691458941

ooooopsie let me wipe off my small spill with a garden hose to harden my nipple and make my t-shirt cling to me
#Monsterdon

Mirror!~

#Monsterdon

@jivens I will say this: every time that's happened to me, I also heard an angel's choir singing.
#monsterdon

Ma'am. Your husband hasn't been in his grave for more than two days. He's probably still banging on the coffin lid every now and then.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#monsterdon where the fuck did her pants go???

Wearing a bra when visiting a stranger's house evidently wasn't invented until 1989

#Monsterdon

Well, the evening is advancing rapidly.

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983