This dude loves an elevator ride.
#Monsterdon

@strangefour We have occasionally done one-off unofficial movie viewings on a different day... not #Monsterdon but in the style of #Monsterdon

@wulfric well, at least significant, to the plot? #TryingToHelp #Monsterdon

Yeah this dude deserves to be food #monsterdon #TheHunger

@moira apparently, it delivers itself in this movie

#monsterdon

LET'S GO UP TO THE LAB

AND SEE WHAT'S ON THE SLAB

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

THE ELEVATOR WITH PANTOGRAPH DOORS I HATE THEM #monsterdon #TheHunger

@log to be fair nobody wore bras either apparently

#monsterdon

These cats going real deep on the sunglasses at night thing, too. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe its remarkable there's so much we get to rate it #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Aww she got Sarah a douchecanoe to snack on how nice #Monsterdon

You know, Tom Haver (douchebag) has a body with blood in it. I don't think anyone would miss him if you "hungered" him.
#Monsterdon

Hubby is kind of a dick #monsterdon #TheHunger

@Taweret Seriosly I get a little fidgety when they stop smoking.

#Monsterdon

This spawned a whole album.
#monsterdon

I wish we had an excuse to watch Streets of Fire for Monsterdon. It would be a hoot. But sadly as much of a monster (character) WIllem Dafoe is in that movie, it's not a monster movie. It's a cyberpunk movie (not really but kinda totally).
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

They might as well stick two cigarettes up in their upper lips and they can be the vampire fangs. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@amyfou@lingo.lol I'd prefer it if they replaced the smoking with gum chewing tbh

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@moira Also rats. It's 80s New York. #monsterdon

@Taweret Do you mean that literally or figuratively? I know, I know, "yes" #Monsterdon

I can't decided if a lighted home bar is classy or the sign of a problem. #Monsterdon

Sorry, Susan. First rule of being a vampire is you can't hail a cab.

#monsterdon #thehunger

it's blood delivery, ASAP
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

honestly please stop with the gum chewing everyone

@Taweret

Never showed Backdraft?

#MOnsterdon

So once again Sarandon plays a woman who has a life-changing sexual experience and then has to go back to her significant other.

#Monsterdon

Finally! People drinking each other! Now maybe we'll get a vampire!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

eat him now pls
#Monsterdon

So If I've got this right, there are terms and conditions to this Vampire stuff?

Poor Bowie, I guess they were unable to reach him about his Extended Warranty, and this is the result...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Ah. Title tag... "the Hunger".

Is that Willem Dafoe!

#Monsterdon

Oh yeah... not only smoking in the lab, but also not wearing any fucking goggles. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

This is really about nicotine addiction, and its HUNGER

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon BINGO

Your last customer gave you a 1 star review and I'm about to as well!
#monsterdon

[unmotivated zooms continue]

#Monsterdon

Willem Dafoe sighting!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

80s crazy fuckin' junkie, eh

#monsterdon

73% of this film's budget is marlboros

#Monsterdon

CHANGE THE MUSIC!
#Monsterdon

Sudden Willem DaFoe! #monsterdon #TheHunger

Once you become European (vampyric) you can no longer hail a cab.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

And the brother-in-law from mad about you

#Monsterdon

Then you'll need your own little Mihawk sword because this vampire movie don't do fangs. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@rebeld oh lol I forgot this movie had a name

#Monsterdon

Willem Dafoe!

#Monsterdon

She’s not good at crossing the street. #Monsterdon

That's not crazy lady, that's Vampire 101
#monsterdon

in this movie vampires have reflections but are invisible to cabbies #monsterdon

Hey, that's was whatsiname

buncha people in this

#monsterdon

"When the hunger"—THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat @ryan yeah I expect I'll be sticking with Mr. Vampire today to go along with the crowd

#Monsterdon

Cliff De Young has never had a non-asshole role that I'm aware of

#Monsterdon

At the moment, my colleagues also think I am in the office of a leading blood specialist.

#Monsterdon

"There's nothing to be frightened of" There's a room full of crated fanboys upstairs who would beg to differ. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

#MONSTERDON
She's European.

Gay panic.

And was that really consent?

“Leading blood specialist” is another good one #Monsterdon

Yeah, everyone's saying it but smoking in the lab is the worst part of this movie. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Hell of a rebound #monsterdon #TheHunger

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

shiny silver trench coat 🤩

So much classical music that seems really familiar but I can't name it.

#Monsterdon

@SRLevine I know right

#Monsterdon

Oh no, some sexy red wine dripped on Susan Sarandon's white blouse that is suddenly tight and highlighting her nipples, even in this dim-ass lighting!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

I swear I didn’t try to hide my zombie, er, vampire bite. #monsterdon

She's getting more and more butch as the film progresses. #Monsterdon

please sir. defer to the man with the cool glasses

#Monsterdon

Blood 💪
#Monsterdon

"beats me"

they're all very chill about this.

#monsterdon

Wait... did she get x-ray vision as her vampire power? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Sarah: my blood can beat up your blood

#Monsterdon

stronger blood

it lifts

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Quit smoking around the samples! #Monsterdon

When I'm throwing up I love having a guy that smells like Jovan musk hunching over me

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Those Pathway frames though. I had pair right toward the end of their cool. I keep waiting for them to make a comeback. #theHunger1983

It's been minutes since I've smoked! #Monsterdon

Also everything would be solved by them being open about attraction to other people and having a relationship based on consensual nonmonagamy. We could have skipped the whole restaurant scene.

#Monsterdon

"European" and then we cut right to a swimming pool scene. Is this the highbrow version of "you're a peein' in the pool?

#Monsterdon

Oh my GOSH they do have a pool at the restaurant?
Weird place!
#monsterdon

"What is it?" "It's the sherry"
#monsterdon
#Hunger

The foreign strain is... European!

#Monsterdon

Wife: where are her clothes going? That was fast.

Me: It was 80s NYC. Cocaine and clothes falling off was the thing going on then.

Wife: Probably explains all of the wandering into the road like an idiot too.

Me: Yup.

#Monsterdon

Well, Mr. Blaylock *is* rotting away somewhere. Just not in Switzerland.

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

#monsterdon oh no she's got vampire morning sickness

DOCTORS

seeing DOCTORS

!

#monsterdon

@combatwombat this is a very tempting proposition

#Monsterdon

Her husband is in Switzerland, she's lonely and European, you don't understand #monsterdon #TheHunger

@moira @skatem Undead?! more like unDAD Amiright?! #Monsterdon

do you think she gets to 2020 and starts doing old hubsband and wife unboxing videos lol
#Monsterdon

swiss clinic aka a box in the pigeon room
#Monsterdon

Vampire hickey

#monsterdon

This restaurant lounge is like Casa Bonita except the divers are butt naked. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

There IS a fucking pool in the restaurant!

#monsterdon

"3 and a half hours is a long time to have a conversation with a stranger"

Dude has never been on a decent first date has he?

#Monsterdon

Yup, that's the sound of boobs.

#Monsterdon

Wait she ordered both steak and clams?

#Monsterdon

Who I didn't have passionate lesbian sex with. Cross my heart. #monsterdon

oh yeah fighting her exes scott pilgrim style would be so fuckin easy
#Monsterdon

“She’s European”

Great, now I have that song from the Legally Blonde musical stuck in my head

#Monsterdon

Maybe it wasn't the vampirism that turned Bowie all pruney. Maybe it was all that smoking. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

and we

FUCKED LIKE VAMPIRES

and we talked about

FUCKING LIKE VAMPIRES

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983