So no teeth for these vampires? They need little necklace blades to get the job done? How do they get through TSA?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Oh Tom, you are dead man
#Monsterdon

We get one light fixture in the movie and it's a weird golden chandelier thingy. #Monsterdon

Why are you looking at me that way?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@randy_s to be fair that means you're doing #Monsterdon right

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I would like this to be 'jerk gets comeuppance' plz #bingo

bitey bitey quick n tidy

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@thatdawnperson I assume he will be slaughtered in a visually striking way in a few minutes.

#Monsterdon

@moira no? a gay jacket? #iDontEvenKnow #Monsterdon

#monsterdon get out dude she's gonna get you vampire pregnant too!!

She was SO CLOSE and then Dopey McDouche walked in.

#Monsterdon

Did we just watch David Bowie die for an hour just to set up what's happening to Susan Sarandon? I feel like there's finally something resembling a plot, and damn that was a long way to go!

#Monsterdon

[waterphone continues to play uninterrupted]

#Monsterdon

@georgieboy @log ONLY ONE OF THESE IS A SAFETY CONCERN

#Monsterdon

Ah, these vamps can be seen in the mirror.
#Monsterdon

Her masters call.

Careful, dude, you'll open one of her cans of Bloodweizer.

#monsterdon #thehunger

@diazona Oooh. Well I recommend Streets of Fire is amazing. And a formative film for cyberpunk media in Japan. No really. #Monsterdon

Welp, you're asking enough questions for me to kill you, I guess. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Oh you are totally gonna get bit, dude. #Monsterdon

did he just show up with a straightjacket?

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

OK I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the mirror thing

#Monsterdon

The gum chewing in this movie is just disgusting. Everybody is chewing like they've been paid to expose as much of their mouth as possible to the audience. Gah.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@Wyatt_H_Knott@vermont.masto.host lol, i like when they mix the rules up a bit #Monsterdon

She's going to have Dr Roberts eat this guy? That's remarkably sloppy. You don't eat your associates, it's too easy for the police to track.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#monsterdon LEMME SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DAMMIT

This is a weird place for me to come in on #TheHunger #Monsterdon movie... But aren't they all weird moments?

She's got the monkey shakes. #Monsterdon

"I'd like to make a collect call to mom-come-pick-me-up-at-53rd-and-74th"

#Monsterdon

@moira Apparently discos! #Monsterdon

I love it that all the Mastodon scientists are bitching about the bad lab safety practices in tonight's #Monsterdon film. 🤣

Where are her pants? Can you vampire without pants?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon wait, this is the same guy that made Top Gun? My brain is melt #theHunger1983

absolutely drenched in sweat from coming down with a case of gay #monsterdon

Oh, do we get a tender and juicy moment with Annoying Tom? #monsterdon

#monsterdon you're worried? bud you're gonna end up dead in a minute

#Monsterdon
Her first meal is so greasy!

#monsterdon more weird echo effects for the fun of it!

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I'm also worried for Susan at this point in her life she should not have been that skinny

i mean, Susan Sarandon could bit me any time she wanted. and I'd wear better shoes.

#monsterdon

@strangefour We have occasionally done one-off unofficial movie viewings on a different day... not #Monsterdon but in the style of #Monsterdon

This dude loves an elevator ride.
#Monsterdon

When off brand Columbo isn't on screen the audience should be asking, "Just one more question?"
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

@wulfric well, at least significant, to the plot? #TryingToHelp #Monsterdon

Yeah this dude deserves to be food #monsterdon #TheHunger

@moira apparently, it delivers itself in this movie

#monsterdon

LET'S GO UP TO THE LAB

AND SEE WHAT'S ON THE SLAB

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

THE ELEVATOR WITH PANTOGRAPH DOORS I HATE THEM #monsterdon #TheHunger

@log to be fair nobody wore bras either apparently

#monsterdon

These cats going real deep on the sunglasses at night thing, too. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe its remarkable there's so much we get to rate it #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Aww she got Sarah a douchecanoe to snack on how nice #Monsterdon

You know, Tom Haver (douchebag) has a body with blood in it. I don't think anyone would miss him if you "hungered" him.
#Monsterdon

Help yourself to a drink, get lost in this maze of a house…

#monsterdon

Hubby is kind of a dick #monsterdon #TheHunger

@Taweret Seriosly I get a little fidgety when they stop smoking.

#Monsterdon

This spawned a whole album.
#monsterdon

I wish we had an excuse to watch Streets of Fire for Monsterdon. It would be a hoot. But sadly as much of a monster (character) WIllem Dafoe is in that movie, it's not a monster movie. It's a cyberpunk movie (not really but kinda totally).
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

They might as well stick two cigarettes up in their upper lips and they can be the vampire fangs. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@amyfou@lingo.lol I'd prefer it if they replaced the smoking with gum chewing tbh

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@moira Also rats. It's 80s New York. #monsterdon

@Taweret Do you mean that literally or figuratively? I know, I know, "yes" #Monsterdon

I can't decided if a lighted home bar is classy or the sign of a problem. #Monsterdon

Sorry, Susan. First rule of being a vampire is you can't hail a cab.

#monsterdon #thehunger

it's blood delivery, ASAP
#monsterdon

This movie is too much with the billowing drapes #monsterdon

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honestly please stop with the gum chewing everyone

@Taweret

Never showed Backdraft?

#MOnsterdon

So once again Sarandon plays a woman who has a life-changing sexual experience and then has to go back to her significant other.

#Monsterdon

Finally! People drinking each other! Now maybe we'll get a vampire!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

eat him now pls
#Monsterdon

So If I've got this right, there are terms and conditions to this Vampire stuff?

Poor Bowie, I guess they were unable to reach him about his Extended Warranty, and this is the result...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Ah. Title tag... "the Hunger".

Is that Willem Dafoe!

#Monsterdon

Oh yeah... not only smoking in the lab, but also not wearing any fucking goggles. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

This is really about nicotine addiction, and its HUNGER

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon BINGO

Your last customer gave you a 1 star review and I'm about to as well!
#monsterdon

@arrjay Cabs are like mirrors

<the more you know.gif>

#Monsterdon

[unmotivated zooms continue]

#Monsterdon

Willem Dafoe sighting!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

80s crazy fuckin' junkie, eh

#monsterdon

73% of this film's budget is marlboros

#Monsterdon

CHANGE THE MUSIC!
#Monsterdon

Sudden Willem DaFoe! #monsterdon #TheHunger

Once you become European (vampyric) you can no longer hail a cab.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

And the brother-in-law from mad about you

#Monsterdon

Then you'll need your own little Mihawk sword because this vampire movie don't do fangs. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@rebeld oh lol I forgot this movie had a name

#Monsterdon

Willem Dafoe!

#Monsterdon

She’s not good at crossing the street. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne @jonny or undead

#Monsterdon

That's not crazy lady, that's Vampire 101
#monsterdon

in this movie vampires have reflections but are invisible to cabbies #monsterdon

@jonny

Romance is dead

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Hey, that's was whatsiname

buncha people in this

#monsterdon

"When the hunger"—THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW

#Monsterdon

@combatwombat @ryan yeah I expect I'll be sticking with Mr. Vampire today to go along with the crowd

#Monsterdon

Cliff De Young has never had a non-asshole role that I'm aware of

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I like Doctor Charlie's style.

Yellow hat, yellow glasses.

At the moment, my colleagues also think I am in the office of a leading blood specialist.

#Monsterdon