AAAAAAAAAAAAA #monsterdon #thehunger1983

Holy crap, is this some kinda don't be promiscuous morality play?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#Monsterdon

This audio is nuts!

He's practicing his buildingkinesis for the ending of Labyrinth. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

So... she needed a new lover to keep her old lovers sedated?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Wow what a slut (in an empowering way) #monsterdon #thehunger1983

The doves are coming home to roost, Miriam. #monsterdon

#monsterdon awww shit now all my wronged lovers are here to enact revenge on me :(

None of this movie makes any sense.
#Monsterdon

@hwin 🎉

#Monsterdon

More Bladerunner

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#TheHunger

Apparently the moral of the story is "grudges are forever."

#monsterdon

What exactly triggered this? What is even happening? #monsterdon #TheHunger

Personally I would have waited before making a new vampire, you know, discover yourself as a vampire instead of a vampire couple
#monsterdon

Ahhhh, they grow up so fast, don't they?

#monsterdon #thehunger

“The pigeons have come home to roost” is a very well known vampire saying.

#Monsterdon

SAY JOHN AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

"And that someone who can feed your hunger is named Jimmy Johns" #monsterdon

death quake?
#Monsterdon

@diazona Me too

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She got a pigeon to land on her head at least for a moment #lifeGoals

Ok, should've paid attention. Catherine Deneuve is the real vampire. Bowie is her companion second-rate vampire. He didn't know that eternal life doesn't mean eternal youth, so he ages quickly. And there's Sarandon, the gerontologist lady. And Deneuve goes through [un]life using these people. And so on. #monsterdon

WUT

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back to scabby pigeon room
regret time?
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Okay, I'll admit I didn't see that coming.

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Wait. Whose ankh stabbed who?
#Monsterdon

now she looks like patsy from absolutely fabulous

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And we're back in the attic.

This is more action than these pigeons have seen in decades!

#monsterdon

More sad doves now

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You know, you'd have a lot easier time figuring out what was going on without all the curtains and the damn pigeons

#monsterdon

#monsterdon alright time to do the Light Circle Ritual *again*

Ever have your girlfriend/foodsupply kill itself infront of you? Sucks don't it.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

She must get a good deal on bulk coffins

#Monsterdon

Their incinerator is getting a workout

#monsterdon
#TheHunger

One way ticket to the pigeon level.

#monsterdon

It's like a Hart music video up in here.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

She's upstairs in the vampirism room.

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Too bad I don't have a blood fetish.

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#monsterdon forever and ever exchanging gross blood kisses like little freaks

Forever*

Read her the fine print Miriam READ HER THE FINE PRINT #Monsterdon

@nazokiyoubinbou I think I speak for everyone when I say

no

#Monsterdon

I feel like this movie was mae to be watched at a party in the company of lesbians with alot of wine. Smoking is optional.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

"You will be young forever." So where's the part where she tells her about the rapid aging disease all her previous lovers died from

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Forever (conditions apply) #monsterdon #TheHunger

@pngwen 🎉

#Monsterdon

Who waaaaants to liiiiiive foreeeeeevahhhhh

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"No release, no end"

Yeah I can relate

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Pinkies out! #ThreeStoogesVampires #Monsterdon

#monsterdon @arrjay "oh man vampire mpreg? that's extra bad"

OMG THIS MUSIC

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He's in danger...

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I'm just curious, but do we even know what is actually even going on in this movie?

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So she's not European #monsterdon #TheHunger

My bingo card says "jump scare" and honestly I'd settle for "a scare".

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@SRLevine @log which one though

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Sarah, come get your dinner while it's still hot. #Monsterdon

"You'll need me to teach you how to feed." The results are in and we've determined that this is a lie.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@strangefour just when we thought we were maxed out in the dreamlike department

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Tom: Sarah you're giving me mixed messages here #Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay I lied Imma get you vampire pregangte

Um, Tom smells really good ... and there we go

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The thud of a body falling #Monsterdon

@SRLevine @georgieboy Well when it comes to poking an eye out, it can be one or the other. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

You're all right babe.

Famous last words.

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Oh man, the way her eyes go so cold!

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wut

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Oh Tom, you are dead man
#Monsterdon

We get one light fixture in the movie and it's a weird golden chandelier thingy. #Monsterdon

Why are you looking at me that way?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@randy_s to be fair that means you're doing #Monsterdon right

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I would like this to be 'jerk gets comeuppance' plz #bingo

bitey bitey quick n tidy

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@thatdawnperson I assume he will be slaughtered in a visually striking way in a few minutes.

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@moira no? a gay jacket? #iDontEvenKnow #Monsterdon

#monsterdon get out dude she's gonna get you vampire pregnant too!!

She was SO CLOSE and then Dopey McDouche walked in.

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Did we just watch David Bowie die for an hour just to set up what's happening to Susan Sarandon? I feel like there's finally something resembling a plot, and damn that was a long way to go!

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[waterphone continues to play uninterrupted]

#Monsterdon

@georgieboy @log ONLY ONE OF THESE IS A SAFETY CONCERN

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Ah, these vamps can be seen in the mirror.
#Monsterdon

Her masters call.

Careful, dude, you'll open one of her cans of Bloodweizer.

#monsterdon #thehunger

@diazona Oooh. Well I recommend Streets of Fire is amazing. And a formative film for cyberpunk media in Japan. No really. #Monsterdon

Welp, you're asking enough questions for me to kill you, I guess. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

did he just show up with a straightjacket?

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OK I'm glad I'm not the only one who was confused by the mirror thing

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The gum chewing in this movie is just disgusting. Everybody is chewing like they've been paid to expose as much of their mouth as possible to the audience. Gah.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

She's going to have Dr Roberts eat this guy? That's remarkably sloppy. You don't eat your associates, it's too easy for the police to track.

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#monsterdon LEMME SLEEP ON THE FLOOR DAMMIT

This is a weird place for me to come in on #TheHunger #Monsterdon movie... But aren't they all weird moments?

"I'd like to make a collect call to mom-come-pick-me-up-at-53rd-and-74th"

#Monsterdon

@moira Apparently discos! #Monsterdon

I love it that all the Mastodon scientists are bitching about the bad lab safety practices in tonight's #Monsterdon film. 🤣

Where are her pants? Can you vampire without pants?
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#monsterdon wait, this is the same guy that made Top Gun? My brain is melt #theHunger1983

Oh, do we get a tender and juicy moment with Annoying Tom? #monsterdon

#monsterdon you're worried? bud you're gonna end up dead in a minute

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Her first meal is so greasy!

#monsterdon more weird echo effects for the fun of it!

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I'm also worried for Susan at this point in her life she should not have been that skinny

When off brand Columbo isn't on screen the audience should be asking, "Just one more question?"
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