Only Murders In the Building

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the spell be broken, 'k, back to bed everyone

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"...so what happened to the previous owners?"
"Ummm ... they moved to Switzerland?"

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these end effects are great

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So it's one of those "kill the master vampire" situations then. But still, this didn't make any sense #monsterdon #TheHunger

Unlike other vampires, she has a reflection but no body.

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well it looks like they DO live forever

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John Woo saw this and took a big lesson: Include Pigeons
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Ashes, ashes…

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These coffins are RESTLESS!

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Excuse me, I've got some.... spring cleaning to do

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@moira why pigeons just why 🤦 #monsterdon

so what's the moral then
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Somebody’s about to be dinner #monsterdon #TheHunger

How many times did she fall down those stairs?

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I don't know if this is all in her head or actually happening and I suspect it doesn't really matter. All that matters is if the makeup person got an Oscar.

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@Taweret it's the nicotine #monsterdon

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wait can't she turn into a bat tho?

The screaming is freaking my dogs out now.

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y'know the stakes here really aren't that great

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So John basically led a jailbreak from the attic...
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#monsterdon shoulda thought about that before you left all your leftovers together to form a revenge posse

@Taweret they need group therapy clearly
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA #monsterdon #thehunger1983

Holy crap, is this some kinda don't be promiscuous morality play?

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This audio is nuts!

He's practicing his buildingkinesis for the ending of Labyrinth. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

So... she needed a new lover to keep her old lovers sedated?

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uh oh a meeting of the exes
awkward af
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Wow what a slut (in an empowering way) #monsterdon #thehunger1983

The doves are coming home to roost, Miriam. #monsterdon

#monsterdon awww shit now all my wronged lovers are here to enact revenge on me :(

None of this movie makes any sense.
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@hwin 🎉

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More Bladerunner

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What exactly triggered this? What is even happening? #monsterdon #TheHunger

Apparently the moral of the story is "grudges are forever."

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Personally I would have waited before making a new vampire, you know, discover yourself as a vampire instead of a vampire couple
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“The pigeons have come home to roost” is a very well known vampire saying.

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Ahhhh, they grow up so fast, don't they?

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SAY JOHN AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER!

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"And that someone who can feed your hunger is named Jimmy Johns" #monsterdon

death quake?
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You will begin to love me as I love you.

Who I just met.

Sorry ma’am, we’re all out of boxes that size.
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@diazona Me too

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She got a pigeon to land on her head at least for a moment #lifeGoals

Ok, should've paid attention. Catherine Deneuve is the real vampire. Bowie is her companion second-rate vampire. He didn't know that eternal life doesn't mean eternal youth, so he ages quickly. And there's Sarandon, the gerontologist lady. And Deneuve goes through [un]life using these people. And so on. #monsterdon

WUT

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back to scabby pigeon room
regret time?
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This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

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Whoops, apparently someone found the Gatekeeper AND the Key. #Monsterdon

Okay, I'll admit I didn't see that coming.

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Wait. Whose ankh stabbed who?
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now she looks like patsy from absolutely fabulous

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And we're back in the attic.

This is more action than these pigeons have seen in decades!

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More sad doves now

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You know, you'd have a lot easier time figuring out what was going on without all the curtains and the damn pigeons

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#monsterdon alright time to do the Light Circle Ritual *again*

Ever have your girlfriend/foodsupply kill itself infront of you? Sucks don't it.
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She must get a good deal on bulk coffins

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Their incinerator is getting a workout

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One way ticket to the pigeon level.

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It's like a Hart music video up in here.

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Engineer accidentally stepped on the Phaser pedal again

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She's upstairs in the vampirism room.

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Too bad I don't have a blood fetish.

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#monsterdon forever and ever exchanging gross blood kisses like little freaks

Forever*

Read her the fine print Miriam READ HER THE FINE PRINT #Monsterdon

It’s Ok, these are Vampire Makeouts now.

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#monsterdon a pair of people each committing 52 murders a year seems like it would be noticed. Even in a big city.

@nazokiyoubinbou I think I speak for everyone when I say

no

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I feel like this movie was mae to be watched at a party in the company of lesbians with alot of wine. Smoking is optional.
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"You will be young forever." So where's the part where she tells her about the rapid aging disease all her previous lovers died from

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Forever (conditions apply) #monsterdon #TheHunger

@pngwen 🎉

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Who waaaaants to liiiiiive foreeeeeevahhhhh

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@davesdogmaggie Pinkies out! #ThreeStoogesVampires #Monsterdon

"No release, no end"

Yeah I can relate

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#monsterdon @arrjay "oh man vampire mpreg? that's extra bad"

OMG THIS MUSIC

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"C'mon, Miriam, time to lick the spoon." #Monsterdon

He's in danger...

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I'm just curious, but do we even know what is actually even going on in this movie?

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So she's not European #monsterdon #TheHunger

My bingo card says "jump scare" and honestly I'd settle for "a scare".

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@SRLevine @log which one though

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The Bangles single we didn't know we needed

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Sarah, come get your dinner while it's still hot. #Monsterdon

"You'll need me to teach you how to feed." The results are in and we've determined that this is a lie.

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@strangefour just when we thought we were maxed out in the dreamlike department

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Tom: Sarah you're giving me mixed messages here #Monsterdon

Suck Like An Egyption

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#monsterdon okay I lied Imma get you vampire pregangte

Um, Tom smells really good ... and there we go

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The thud of a body falling #Monsterdon

@SRLevine @georgieboy Well when it comes to poking an eye out, it can be one or the other. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

You're all right babe.

Famous last words.

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Oh man, the way her eyes go so cold!

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wut

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