That's the flattest hind-parts I've ever seen in my life. #monsterdon

So… this vampire movie is eventually about something other than vampires boning, right?

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Not sure if I would normally watch a film like this, but here we are.
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This is starting to look like a French film #monsterdon

If you're an 80s woman with short hair you MUST run your fingers through it contemplatively

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NGL if I was a vampire I'd smoke *constantly* because what's the worst it could do to me?

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i like my movies like i like my coffee: dark and almost completely opaque

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Always choose a hat for its dramatic silhouette potential, that's what I say

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I want a boinky scene where the music is high and the intensity is rising and the nipples are all tweaky and everything is So Serious And Passionate and then someone bends down and puts a zerbert right in someone else's belly

I'm not saying I have done this, but I'm not saying I have not done this

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If you told me Catherine Deneuve and Sean Connery had both played originally-Egyptian immortals, I wouldn’t have believed you, but here we are. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Twin towers... they missed editing that out…

this movie is a bit of a sensory assault
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so these vampires, they have to _lap_ up the blood? Like _barbarians?_

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I bet rich people have their own crematoria....

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Excuse me, pardon me, sorry. Pardon me. Sorry.

Yeah, I’m late to the movie.

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Plot twist: the monkeys then went to the lab of 28 days later #monsterdon #TheHunger

Making out and tiddies and....angry caged monkeys WTF is happening here why is...this? #Monsterdon

@goinfawr

Four minutes in and I need a cigarette

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This movie is about *vampirism*...right?

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I think they shocked the monkey

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more movies need to start by cutting frantically between bauhaus and ominous leather vampires

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Bowie energy is strong #monsterdon

This was originally a film about nerd vampires but they switched out at the last minute
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Sings "David Bow-ie is in your tits"

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They should have fed the monkey before getting preoccupied #monsterdon

Were people still smoking real cigarettes in the movies in 1983?

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why would someone be having sex when they could be watching Bauhaus?

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When the teacher is out of the room and Jessica wants to get frisky in front of the overhead projector

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Bela Lugosi, (dead) Prisoner of Frankenstein.

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#monsterdon This has arthouse plastered all over it... with a glue bucket

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Bowie sighted

I'm a little late, but damn, strong start with the Bauhaus 80s vibe!

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anyone else getting some serious Matrix vibes

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Banging 80s soundtrack so far with Bauhaus

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nobody told me Peter Murphy was in this #monsterdon

Off in the corner, Neo is telling Trinity that he thought she was a guy

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peter murphy still collecting residuals in the nursing home #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The start of The Hunger rules.

Fun fact: Bauhaus made this song bc they were trying to get a sound reminiscent of Jamaican dub.

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had this CD and also had it on my iPod back when those were a thing

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ray-bans in the dark club is definitely a look

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Deneuve sighted

So far the movie understands its priorities: light the cheekbones correctly!!!

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Opening credits with something that could plausibly be on MTV?

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I can't remember if I've ever actually seen The Hunger but I am excited it is opening with a Bauhaus track.

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Don't worry everyone

No rock legends were hurt in the making of this movie.

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And bang, the dark spark that lights the goth subculture. #Monsterdon

The music's a little on the nose but I'll allow it.

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i have not seen this film before!

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Here we go! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I’m quite certain that I've never seen this movie... this will be something!

Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/37166097

omfg i LOVE this tune
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Hrm, Tubi has multiple movies by the name. I hope I chose the right one (wrong-hunger? wrong-frogs?)

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5...4...3...2...1 All systems are GO!

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WE GOT ALL THE SEXY SEXY VAMPIRES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

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Spin us a web Mr Necromancer. Spin us a web tonight.
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@forestine How can it be better o_o #monsterdon

I need to see this movie again when I have time to focus. The action comedy built around vampire rules... well it rules.
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Learning a lot from this silly movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulu #monsterdon

@Louisa I think it’s both, where the youth think they are making the choice but Miriam is manipulative

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@not3ottersinacoat @springdiesel
It's either because she drank her own blood when Sarah stabbed herself, or because Sarah rejected her offer of immortality, thus breaking the hold Miriam used to maintain her powah. 🤷‍♂️

All we have are weird theories.

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You know, I thought choosing to be with Miriam even though you'd eventually fade away but not be able to die was a highlight on how eager we are to make lifelong promises when we're young and we don't know what we're promising

But it adds a nice evil dimension to it that they don't get to choose (Sarah didn't anyway), Miriam just takes someone she wants

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So far this is giving me the same vibes as dellamorte dellamore
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@diazona So much of the music was really beautiful. I want to know what I heard.

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@jadebees oh huh that is weird

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Thanks @Taweret for choosing this one as part of the October series, the first one I was able to sit down and watch. It had its moments #monsterdon

Just fought off Tubi's insistence that we watch Cabaret so we could watch the credits -- and no music credits! That was a complex soundtrack, a mix of classical, electronic, original score and more. Where were the copyright notices? Didn't ASCAP notice?

#Monsterdon

Gonna go listen to Bella Lugosi's Dead in its entirety before bed.

Night All!

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My only question is: what exactly was the brand of perfume this was telling me to buy?

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@trixter Yes. It still hops. So it's the most wrong kind of frogs.
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Fake teeth? HAH!
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Thanks @Taweret & the #Monsterdon gang!

I like the log cabin style coffins.
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i am sticking about in the background for the next film too
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@hollie
You label it "Halloween Decorations", silly! :kermit:

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@nev that was Michael Richards, right?
Anyway, I liked seeing Sigourney Weaver in something else than the Alien movies.
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The pigeons add a certain something to the scene #Monsterdon

well that film was something. at least it sort of had Bowie to look at in it. Thanks @Taweret @ryan & the #Monsterdon squad

@TerryHancock "better" in some senses for sure, but very much not in others (IMO)

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Time for some Wrong Frogs.
Wrong Vampires?
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time to take meds, listen to "Bela Lugosi's Dead" again, and go to bed at a reasonable hour

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There can be only One

Or something

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https://tacobelllabs.net/@arrjay/115364517878946552

That was pretty darn good!

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@starkraving666 Oh. Well. I could probably chip in a few more seconds for a good cause. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

That was moody and stylish. Fun times. Thanks for the laughs, Monster people! #Monsterdon

good show! thanks for hosting that one, might have to add it to my collection of Halloween films

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Pretty sure this Schubert was used in Barry Lyndon too

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Okay, okay, style over substance, but WHAT STYLE!

Thanks @Taweret for a very—wait, Whitley Strieber the alien abduction guy???? alkdjflkdjf

—anyway, thanks @ryan / @miru for the stream, and all of you for being such good company!

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This was actually quite breath taking in places. Definitely the most artistic movie we've done since I've been here! #Monsterdon

And, we're done. Fade to black. That's a wrap, even if the studio did muck about with the ending.

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Good time again at the old #monsterdon with Tony Scott film

@strangefour Because of that, "Blade" is the sequel to this movie.

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Okay, movie. You got me. 96:29 of my life, and I have no idea who or what I sacrificed it to. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

I think that needs a rewatch, alone, with a glass of Merlot and sunglasses. Thanks @Taweret 😎 #monsterdon

So she didn't die. So what happened?
I am very confused by this ending. But much vibes and hot people, beautiful cinematography and Bauhaus. I like this movie a lot!

Great one, everyone. Thanks @Taweret for organizing and happy Monstergiving to all Canadians

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Um... omg! #Monsterdon

Well that was a bad ending to an otherwise damn fine #monsterdon

Thanks for the selection @Taweret and everyone else for joining - especially @JoeWynne 's amazing trivia and @cherizilla 's bingo cards.

See y'all next week for another spooky time!

Bauhaus....disco group?!

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Ok, so now that the movie is over they're going to explain what the heck that just was.

Right?

Right???

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