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oh no

On come ON movie. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

lol, serious girl on girl epiphany going on here

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"I like your inter-boob-thingy"

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I wonder what the vampire is up to

(she's literally on screen now and I still wonder what she's up to)

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drinking strange cough mixture given to you by an untrustworthy vampire who is hunting for a new beau.
what could go wrong. shrugs. gulps down whole glass.
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Miriam and Sarah talk but only about John so that doesn't work for Bechdel #monsterdon

The uneasy feeling that an Eurythmics song will break out at any time...

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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@klu9 groaaaan

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"... now that your husbands away..." lady he's been gone for like 12 hours

just admit you wanna bang

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@SarraceniaWilds

*Exes*.

"Why do you keep saying that..?"
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I don't know why I'm here… Well honey, it's because of the lesbian telepathic vampire vibes.

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This movie has Bauhaus and a lot of classical music but why is there no Siouxsie?

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This movie is slower than Bowie old-aging.
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I’m bisexual: come in. #monsterdon

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What was with that Gay truck jump scare?

Susan Sarandon swinging herself down the street like that is diabolical work! #Monsterdon

GAH! 80s bathrooms of that magnitude should come with a content rating.

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My dog is asking to go out. I feel like I can leave the movie running, take him out, and not miss anything.

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"she's probably thinking about other women"

he's right

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wah WAH wah 🎵

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I'm distantly reminded of Beyond the Black Rainbow in how this movie is all vibes

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I Hunger for lighting

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@Terencio that feature is only available with Monsterdon Plus, sorry

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…but they couldn't get more than one (1) shower to flim in?

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Tom Scott watched his brother's Bladerunner, and said "I can do dark, moody movies."

He managed the dark.

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Ah, yes... "Switzerland". It's what we call our attic...

18 wheelers don’t stop that fast

Least realistic part of this movie so far

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#monsterdon Are they just super dirty all the time? We're either smoking or showering, gotdang

He can't die but he gets a nice comfy coffin to pretend he's dead?

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People really need to quit smoking

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"I know he can GET the job, but can he DO the job?" #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Columbo? Well our designated Columbo of the evening.
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"I keep stabbing people with my ankh, but it's just not working! Why?!?!"

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“Switzerland” 🙄 #Monsterdon

"gone to Switzerland" with your childhood dog

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@SarraceniaWilds And chicks. Vampires are mostly bi. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@hollie
Sort of the opposite of Bluebeard, yeah.

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“All my loves” oh man. Sad and creepy #Monsterdon

#TheHunger1983 is like somebody saw #BladeRunner, and was like, "Yes! But with Vampires, and in the 80s!"

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The director really wanted us to relish the long, emotional scenery.

But there's no emotion in them.

They're just long.

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza He knew about them, but they were both hoping he was different. For no obvious reason.

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"miriam there's still a pigeon in here

it's hopping on my junk, miriam.

MIRIAM"

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Monsterdon Film Club Discussion Question

What would you do to hide your attic full of ex-lovers? (Any state of dead/undead existence counts)

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Are those chests her Bluebeard’s Chests???

Dear lordt

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This portion of the movie is sponsored by Curtains are Us.

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@CactuarJoe

Where all the old blood-sucking parasites go for their dotage?

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this whole time she just wanted david bowie's complete box set

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On the bright side he's eligible to file for Social Security now #monsterdon

@hollie Apartment buildings in cities used to have their own. I think maybe my grandma's did? There was a trash chute on her floor and I think it was supposed to go to one? But I don't recall the details.

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@arisummerland #monsterdon

tbh you're not missing much, lel....

Ah. The John Woo Suite. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

OMG, she's feeding him to the pigeons.

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They even tapped into Blade Runner's white dove supply.

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@ottaross OMG dying. 😆 😆 🤣
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Well, time for John to settle in and watch all the Law and Order series, I suppose

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Love how he just had old man clothes at the ready. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon AfterLife alert- for the Undead who caught vampiregeria and are now prone to breaking their hips on the stairs. #theHunger1983

"The instructions on the Chef Boy-ar-Dee pizza kit were a little ambiguous. I did my best."
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What!? Mofo! You was gone die anyway and you took the kid with you? #Monsterdon

This is the result of a lack of end-of-life planning.

Also, a lack of end-of-life.

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What I do enjoy about Vampire fiction (much of which I've been exposed to rather than seek out) is all the ways they find a way to make a "fate worse than death" with the whole thing.

Vampires getting spaced, deep Space away from a star....think about that one....

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He had 200+ years. It was a good run.

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@flowerpot This reminds me that I've been playing it at 1.5x speed. I completely forgot.

I guess there's your answer...

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I like the movie but I am confused about why David Bowie is aging.

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You'd think eating someone might have rejuvenated the vampire a bit

...is he even really the vampire? He's so bad at it

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Oh no, are we officially going down the "eternal life but not eternal youth road"? The Greeks did it first!

(there are actually some great takes in fiction about vampires and how they make other vampires and who can feed from who, etc, Patricia Briggs in particular are a whole lot of fun and politics)

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I’m gonna tell my kids this was Tár

(No, I’m absolutely not letting any kids watch this)
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#Monsterdon Who am I supposed to be rooting for again?

@diazona Guess I shoulda looked up a "does the dog die" on this one. #monsterdon 😢

So… the movie's been going for like three hours now, right?

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Dave Bowieman.

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I- I don't think I can watch this part. #Monsterdon 😦

Violin Concerto for gruesome death. #monsterdon

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A little music with dinner.

This vampirism could become a huge problem.....#monsterdon

That music was completely not what she was playing

(I know. Y’all don’t care.)

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@saucerlost perfect for #Monsterdon

terrible
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Were they surviving on music lesson income? #Monsterdon

great, there goes their only source of income

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THAT WAS A PUN

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@Violinknitter maybe the film is contrasting modernist dissonance with previous musical eras 😉

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There is literally no way you can see his eyes, kid

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This is the most difficult vampire meal I think I've ever seen in #Monsterdon

My God, this man is aging like a discount avocado. #Monsterdon

One of my biggest pet peeves is exactly this, actors who don't even get the bowing anywhere near right. I have to look away!

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David Bowie is going to be rejuvenated through the power of music!

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Winner, most unrealistic blood splatter ever

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Statues still count as 80s movie titty. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Surprise Iggy Pop soundtrack

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of the classic halloween stories told so often on film, my favorite is the John Hughes adaptation of Frankenstein....#monsterdon Loved the tv series too.

My God... this guy has experienced all the horrors of getting older in America in one day.

Including being called a "stupid old fuck" #Monsterdon

This movie interestingly moody, but really weird for implying that David Bowie wouldn't still look hot over 50.
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See, creepy ringing tones

We hates them, we hates them forever!

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this movie makes me feel like I'm still in a hospital waiting room.

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that really was iggy pop, funtime #monsterdon

I'm not a film making dude, but like. I'm imagining some storyboard or script that's like. "He sits in the waiting room smoking cigarettes and then we cut to a roller skater."

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okay, nevermind, Bowie's a shit vampire anyway. don't just cut a guy, Bowie, kill him.

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