@Lazarou Kali is Hindu, I hear Indian tabla drums, the demon costume with the red tongue and lots of little faces looks Japanese -- it's a real chop suey of asian fear.
dude your stepdad's a Fireman! Get him to teach you how to work out!
So they found the kid with the most annoying voice to star in this?
#Monsterdon #Kazaam
And they continue fucking off into the sea.
I found The Golden Voyage of Sinbad an enjoyable journey. Great monsters. The humans weren't terrible. The villain was more greedy and selfish than truly evil. The worst I'd say is the casting is pure Lawrence of Arabia.
Thanks!
Didnβt bingo this time π’, but I had a lot of fun.
As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo card, @JoeWynne for the drink recipe and trivia, @ryan for the live stream, @paco for data analysis at https://gallery.don.monster, @combatwombat for the replay, and all of you for making it awesome!
THESE are the tough kids? Loser on the floor needs to study karate or something.
Yo! Hip Hop in FULL EFFECT
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Shaq, I'm sensing a TV-quality title sequence!
No bingo this time, had a fun time watching though!
I missed why weβre rooting against the monotaur
#Sinbad gives up the Crown but keeps his FREEDOM
And wins the Lady
And the the Cabin Boy on the side :blobtonguewink:
THE END
Thanks @Taweret for this visual feast of a #Monsterdon
With all of the tanned white people cosplaying as Arabs it uh...certainly was a product if it's time. Nonetheless it is a classic!
this explains why so many children went around saying But Tie Up Your Camel for all those years
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Thank you so much @Taweret , I'm always giddy when we get a movie from my childhood. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Big bad defeated by the hokey pokey. Remember, no depth perceptionβ¦
Oh, look, it fits his golden helmet perfectly!
Oh, and . . . . magic!
And so, they fucked off into the sea.
That was a lot of fun, fam. Thanks for making it such a good time with all.your wry observations and whatnot.
I'm a tired Owlbear, though. So imma hit the sack.
Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch fun movies.
Goodnight!
#Monsterdonβ© β¨#GoldenVoyage1973
OK, hilarity ensues, and we're done. Good times, might do more of these!
I plead. No, implore, stronger. Ok print.
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
And they fuck off into the sea.
AWESOME movie.
Thanks @Taweret for hosting and all other #Monsterdonians
I'm digging her jeweled codpiece.
Loved the practical effects, amazing stuff again
#monsterdon
That's the line the movie wanted to make popular? Really??!?!
@Taweret thank you for hosting!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
y'know, zeppo osmond wasn't bad, and that's a pretty good ending line for this kind of movie ("trust in Allah - but tie up your canel!")
βBut tie up your camel! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!β
But tie up your camel! AHAHAHAHA! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 well that was silly
Frodo-on-a-ropeβ’
(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)
Asynchronous #monsterdon sir, don't you dare resuscitate that plastic bat monster thing
Would you rather *be* king or just have the king's gratitude? DUH.
#Monsterdon
"I like boats" -Sinbad #monsterdon
Because the real treasure is the unending quest for the One Piece! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
Praise be to Alan?? #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
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this even has two minutes of denoument?
His skin cleared up.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
oh look, the crown fits right on your gold head, nice, that.
Uh-oh, it's The Master #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
@Louisa he didn't bring the deep-fried fair-food, so no youth and shield for him
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
it's a crown of untold make his face look kinda like peter sellers?
Oh hey, the quest to return the king's face has been successful. Because I guess that's the quest we were on all along?
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Just plug the crown into the golden mask, it only fits one way
But my golden mask! #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad
nice christmas ornament, Sinbad.
It fits perfectly.
He can't take the helmet off now.
Asynchronous #monsterdon yes, because some other guy's random inaccurate map will defo help smdh
And by "untold" we mean "not worth taking about" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
See, it even fits. #Monsterdon
Put it back. Haven't you seen what picking up random gold shit does to you?
amazing how the gold head guy is just fine with this even though he said himself he wants it as much as the evil guy #monsterdon
I've seen some real blood gushing while cinema fighting but THIS is ridiculous.
So the crown of riches is just a euphemism? It's the friends we made along the way?
Goldenface isn't leaving a reflection. HE'S A VAMPIRE!
"Oh hell no, I'm not gonna be king of Gondor or anywhere else" - Sinbad, apparently
you probably shouldn't stab people in the sacred fountain
Okay, I like the blood fountain
#monsterdon
That'sa wholelottabloodβ’
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I would think not monologuing is extra important when you're invisible
Ok, we should be totally out of climactic battles now, right?? #monsterdon
Whoops, Tom'd too close to the sun. #Monsterdon
That motherfucker had a LOT of blood.
AND HIS NAME IS TOM BAKER *john cena trumpets* #monsterdon
Okay but you really need to make the sword invisible, too? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
So uh, they totally introduced the invisibility power earlier. I'm sure the writers wouldn't just pull that power out of their asses... #monsterdon
Chroma key powers activate!
Uh, dude?...
We can see like 80% of you...
(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)
Koura's youthful fountain of piss has turned purple, it's time for more sabre swashbuckling, but this time the villain has the power of Chroma Key
Do you not see the purple? Purple is the official color of shields of darkness, don't ya know
Yep, that's phase two. I'm assuming at some point he's gonna grow one angel wing. #Monsterdon
Good an evil have both been defeated. Henceforth the world shall be sort of, but not really, ok. #Monsterdon
DOUBLE KO #monsterdon
dagger why I hardly
#monsterdon A cyclopean centaur has awful depth perception.
The animated Sinbad on the back of the centaur is really good.
Triple Sinbad Bingo!
Cyclops-o-Vision #Monsterdon
Oh no, the centaur is choking the chicken!
That cat ass still better than the digital ones in the screen adaptation of the musical. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
So many creatures! Amazing work! #Monsterdon
Tom's got such a great sinister smirk. #Monsterdon
I feel like the griffin here is supposed to be indicative of Allah coming to the aid of Sinbad.
Or I might be reading too much into a brownface'd 70s hollywood orientalist flick?
New fountain of youth, who dis? Gryphon? Gryphon who?!
"The forces of evil battling eternally."
"So they're gonna be a while?"
This is really quite the composite! Fountain in the back, stop motion battle in the middle, actor in the foreground.
#monsterdon
Oh geeze, the griffon down the block is never gonna let me hear the end of this.
#Monsterdonβ© β¨#GoldenVoyage1973
I haven't been around for a good monster fight for a while.
What's the Griffin's beef?
Was it having a nice nap?
it's not a Harryhousen film if two giant monsters aren't wrassilin', gods bless him
omg griffin
Griffon!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" -that critter
Was this griffin part of the opening I missed or are they just here for no reason? #Monsterdon
Here we go, Monster showdown!!
#monsterdon
I don't like it when goats yell
I also don't like it, it turns out, when cyclops centaur drow punk rock figurines yell
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the captions just say 'arrggghhh' over and over they're not wrong