This whole fire theme resonates through the movie as much as the gold one does.
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Mmmmm black milk.

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Take two tablets and call me in the morning

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The Cave Guardian has a very specialized job

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The oracle of all knowledge....doesn't know how to get their earring after it went down the drain.

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Sinbad, you should react, you're in the shot.
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Also, Tom Baker makes a tremendous baddie. It’s too bad he didn’t get to play more of these sorts of roles after his stint on the”Doctor Who.”

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I'm sorry cave tours are closed
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Who did the foley on this? Loudest footsteps in movie making history. #monsterdon

Not enough whimsical xylophone on the imp's reveal

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"My heart is full of courage! But I have very cowardly legs."

And ankles of indifference, and toes full of ambivilence. The elbows are full of pastrami, just in case. #Monsterdon

Big "Apocalypse Now" vibes with this temple...

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Anyway, we made it to Lemuria, which is a very pointy matte painting island with some Indian-looking sculptures and beehive-shaped structures on it.

Sinbad's ship now has an auxiliary rowboat so he doesn't have to just swim to shore. Sinbad caries the (former) slave girl onto shore anyway, so that he doesn't skip arm or leg day.

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if he'da waved twice, every man gets "the hard stuff"

Tom "Achmed" Selleck

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The guy who brings the treasure chest to the island is always evil

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Another weird zoom

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Steady, men. I'm familiar with this place. My Dad and his friends ride ATVs here

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This whole thing is going to be peppered with fake aphorisms but some of them have made smile a bit #Monsterdon

sure yeah we don’t need any help pulling the boat ashore #monsterdon

And I see we’ve added a completely different part of the globe to our mash-up of “generic East I don’t care just be Oriental ok?” settings

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"This is my vat of sun tea, made in the darkness, for sorcery. I will use it, and my own blood to bring my bat minion back to life."

"but master that will make you old, think of your health!"

"no i want a bat friend."

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They blew a lot of money on the humunculus stop-motion animation and they wanted to use every bit of it.

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Keep paddling toward the matte painting.
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"It is our friend."
"What does it eat?"
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"I just can't give up the homunculi Achmed, no matter the physical toll....I just keep jacking up!"

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This is how Harryhausen effects actually work

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I invoke the spirit of the eternal harryhausen. #monsterdon

Achmed is kind of a decent sort and actually cares about Koura.
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Sinbad's crew is making me want to watch the Eye of the Tiger video

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Koura you need to start using smaller wine glasses. We're worried about you.
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He had to use his sword to chop the arm like that? I don't even think that’s the right kind of sword for that.

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@arrjay this particular wood never took swimming lessons, unfortunately

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Mann I need to actually remember to figure out the #Monsterdon movie before it's time. One of these weeks…

And the map is okay after that dunking?

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Master! You've got... splinters on your face!

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@Binder banana.

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All that psychic energy makes you sweat
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@apLundell happens every Sunday.

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I like when dark magic carries a physical price on the user

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Fun with bouyancy

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I don't mean to criticize the writing, but what was the point of all that?
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#monsterdon Where we're going, we don't need charts. We have the fancy new LORAN-C to guide us... **kerblam** well, shat. ;)

Is he... getting off on being a big wooden lady? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

setting a giant statue on fire on the deck of your ship seems poorly considered

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Sinbad shoulda told the figurehead it was free, then asked it for a glass of water.

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CREEEEEAK

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When we saw Mr Harryhausen in person he reminisced that a ship from this culture really wouldn't have had a human shaped figurehead.

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Figurehead's like: "YOU'RE the one who fondled me last night!"

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Concrete statue nipples. Drink. #monsterdon

I find the figurehead’s acting to be a little wooden.

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Another dramatic masthead. But not Hera this time. #Monsterdon

Okay if he can bring the figurehead to life can't he just make a hole in the boat?

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I do like that this movie had an unlimited sequins budget

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Gonna tell my kids that this was Sinbad.

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Ah so Sinbad steers by braille.
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I'm about ready for some claymation creatures to show up

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She doesn't have many lines, but she's hot - very 70s
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@klu9 lol....but also, ewww

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"Sinbad has bottomed more pirates than I can count" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

oh wait the hot son was Hashish-ing and not Drinking. I guess that maybe makes more sense for an Islamic society.

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You are no-one's beckon call
Now get me a beer
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Fetch me a drink not-a-slave

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I wish I belonged to myself, but in practice I just rent. #monsterdon

Why is this lady so eager to stab? Sinbad's the only guy who ever showed interest in her hand tattoo.

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I hope lil' gargoyle was just teleported and not turned into leaves... #monsterdon

@holly Boat of Leaves

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This is what every rich bastard should have been doing with their wastrel failsons the whole time. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Is that a young Erik Estrada?

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hello comedy relief. #monsterdon

Haroun is already my favourite character.

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Follow him warmly, sensually, gently yet firmly...

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Stop asking Gemini for directions

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@SRLevine It's the six or 7 C's of Sinbad

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"welcome to my house. have some tea. also, you may have my hot slave girl and also my hot son."

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She *IS* curvaceous. Thanks for pointing it out. I hadn’t nice-tits-ed… I mean… hadn’t NOTICED

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Every voyage has its own flavour.

And?

And??

That's all you're going to say?

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"Every voyage has its own flavour. This one is going to be tutti-fruitti"

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Ha. I see you, old dumbass. "Suuuuuure, take the good thing! Also take the bad thing! Also take some cash! Do not ask how bad the bad thing is; TWO GOOD THINGS! As-salamu alaykum!"

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...is a cottonseed the same as a pearl at night? I need more context.

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BRING THEM INTO MY SHIP - CLEANED AND COVERED IN OIL

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$400 and a free girl, just please get my kid out of the house!
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You've had an eyeball painted on your palm since you were a child. Sure. Seems legit.
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Catherine Munro ladies and gentlemen

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"Sorry, I sail with the tide."

The classiest way to decline a job offer.

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Sinbad's about to test his "two melons with one hand" theory am I right fellas?

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Back on the ship we have brought a single, non-translucent dancing girl to entertain the sailors and have an extra dancing girl in this movie. Then the first mate gets a letter and tells her to leave.

Meanwhile, in the secret basement, Sinbad is planning his quest from the wall map. Sumerian King Guy finds the spy bat and hits it with a gold brick. It squeaks a bit then explodes into burnt paper when Sinbad gets it.

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@jonny

I don't know what specialized knowledge producers have.

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See, this is why I thought fighting bad guys was easy. Just a quick kick and the tent disables them.
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Did I download a porno by accident

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"A waster of food"

Scoundrel!

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I wonder what any of the kaiju are up to

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No I'm sorry. I don't carry cash. I don't have a light. Leave me alone. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne ??? are pregnant women especially afraid of snakes? #monsterdon

Only women are allowed in Gerudo Town

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CUE THE COMIC RELIEF OBOE
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Not exactly inconspicuous with that trinket there, Sinbad. #monsterdon

"Find me a ship, and a captain who can be trusted."

'What about Sinbad? He has a ship! And he seems trustworthy!"

"You... are fired."

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Can a homunculus be dragon shaped?

These are the important sort of philosophical questions posed tonight.

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Ain't no party like a hookah party #Monsterdon