$400 and a free girl, just please get my kid out of the house!
#Monsterdon

You've had an eyeball painted on your palm since you were a child. Sure. Seems legit.
#monsterdon

"Sorry, I sail with the tide."

The classiest way to decline a job offer.

#Monsterdon

Sinbad's about to test his "two melons with one hand" theory am I right fellas?

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Back on the ship we have brought a single, non-translucent dancing girl to entertain the sailors and have an extra dancing girl in this movie. Then the first mate gets a letter and tells her to leave.

Meanwhile, in the secret basement, Sinbad is planning his quest from the wall map. Sumerian King Guy finds the spy bat and hits it with a gold brick. It squeaks a bit then explodes into burnt paper when Sinbad gets it.

#monsterdon

@jonny

I don't know what specialized knowledge producers have.

#Monsterdon

See, this is why I thought fighting bad guys was easy. Just a quick kick and the tent disables them.
#Monsterdon

Did I download a porno by accident

#Monsterdon

"A waster of food"

Scoundrel!

#Monsterdon

I wonder what any of the kaiju are up to

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

No I'm sorry. I don't carry cash. I don't have a light. Leave me alone. #Monsterdon

@JoeWynne ??? are pregnant women especially afraid of snakes? #monsterdon

Only women are allowed in Gerudo Town

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad1973

CUE THE COMIC RELIEF OBOE
#monsterdon

Not exactly inconspicuous with that trinket there, Sinbad. #monsterdon

"Find me a ship, and a captain who can be trusted."

'What about Sinbad? He has a ship! And he seems trustworthy!"

"You... are fired."

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Can a homunculus be dragon shaped?

These are the important sort of philosophical questions posed tonight.

#Monsterdon

Ain't no party like a hookah party #Monsterdon

A living homunculous? As opposed to all those dead ones you keep hearing about?
#monsterdon

Sumerian King Guy explains that his cool town is being attacked by Koura, who is the black robe guy. Also he is in charge of a secret closet that has a vulva-shaped spiderweb tunnel in it. The secret closet a secret basement with a secret map on the wall, where Sumerian King Guy says his face was burned off by a fireball.

Also he has another flat shiny thing that fits in with Sinbad's flat thing but it needs to connect to another flat thing to um... do a magic and vanquish Koura.

#monsterdon

That necklace is making me hungry for a quesadilla. #monsterdon

Oh my, they showed a woman's navel? This earned every bit of its R rating!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

#monsterdon Wait isn't this RIPD with extra steps?

"Sinbad you are, as the legends foretold, clever as fucking get-out."

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

@Princejvstin what next, smell?

#Monsterdon

Starring Jim Carrey

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@dogwelder you have to tune your dragon to 102.7

#Monsterdon

ah, sound AND vision #monsterdon

My eavesdropping is really echoey? Can you guys take me off speakerphone?
#Monsterdon

Little gargoyle is fo cute. I want my own pet bat monkey. What does he eat?
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

Call Flavor Flav

#Monsterdon

@diazona #monsterdon

"It was made for me! This is my hole!"

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-was-made-for-me-this-is-my-hole

@Binder sinbad took a necklace and now everyone wants to kill him, including the weather

#Monsterdon

That gold helmet’s gotta be hot in the sun.

#GoldenVoyageOfSinbad
#Monsterdon

Door needs WD-40 like a muther.
#monsterdon

Your pet bat might fail you, but Ray Hairyhousen doesn't.

#monsterdon

After our sailor boys drive off we find a cool bit of coastline and Sinbad decides to explore it because he saw it in a dream. So he swims to shore, where he discovers a nice park with a convenient sitting log.

Then a robe guy gallops up and says he's a thief because he's wearing the shiny flat thing that is actually his, and he stole it from his courier or something, who is a bat.

Sinbad acts like he's going to give it to them then fights instead.

#monsterdon

Whenever I’m chasing a thief I make sure to close the door between us so that the thief can continue the movie

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad1973

@bryanhowell #monsterdon

But that's just frustrating, isn't it?

All that fancy magic and he could have just used a rope to lower the drawbridge.

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai lol, that's it "Arabic crossed with Pirate"

Arrrrrr!

#Monsterdon

Necklace larceny AND horse thievery

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad1973

Which one these guys is bringing the myrrh and which the frankicense?

#Monsterdon

I sure King'd a copy of this movie

#Monsterdon

Well obviously you've not observed well, because I do have a throat.... Oh that's a threat. Ok.
#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @Lazarou He majored in Scots at university.

#Monsterdon

i don't remember pirates of the carribean looking like this

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou Arabic as a first language, but overlapping with pirate?

#Monsterdon #GoldenVotageOfSinabd

Did I start watching the wrong movie?

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Hello movie my name is translucent dancing lady. I live in a jewelry. There are eyeballs on my hands. My friend the bat drops me on ships. My evil relative is translucent spooky man in robe. Fear my montage.

#monsterdon

Sinbad got on the Orba Dinn by mistake.

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad

Okay guys, I'm calling no singing the Gilligan's Island theme >:| #Monsterdon

Now a wet T-shirt contest, this is a very sexy movie. #Monsterdon

Sinbad's dreamin' about the whole movie!

I sure hope I get to see it

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Sinbad's nightmares kind of remind me of the Venture Brothers opening sequence

we're going to have to look at Sin's bared tits all night aren't we
#monsterdon

#monsterdon So we've got a transparent belly dancer, we've got hallucinations... so what we have here is a movie predicated on Ergot poisoning. It's moldy cheese huh... the basis for the entire voyage is... moldy cheese.

Is this whole movie based on "Reasonable warning ignored"?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
#monsterdonbingo

@bunnyhero I watched The Master. I can't imagine what the Scientologists were upset about. It comes off as an extremely complicated, thought out, painstakingly detailed confidence scheme. #monsterdon

Hey you guys are all seeing the sexy transparent lady, right? Or have I just been out at sea too long?

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

It’s a belly dancing g-g-g-g-ghost!

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad1973

I trust Bearded Troi

#Monsterdon

Ack there was no warning for the belly dancer dissolve. #monsterdon

@jgamble I'm just grateful for the old school long opening credits because I was making popcorn. 😃
#monsterdon

Heyyyyy what's the big idea who picked an actual movie for Monsterdon???

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Ok I'll watch endless opening credits if they promise not to show them again

#monsterdon

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

Vintage Columbia logo FTW.
#monsterdon

that Kali was stomping like they were from an HBCU in School Daze

#monsterdon #Sinbad1973

@kshernandez Juicy celebrity secrets are hard to keep under wraps. It’s time for a tell-all Bob Ross biography!

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974 #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Simmered a big pot of chilli while Monsterdon'ing and now I have delicious chilli 😋

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

3x bingo and one cell away from 4x! #Monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad

looks like a good time for a Snack Attack....

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

looks like Pops shoulda tied up his camel 12 years ago....

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

Macks, your stepdad has a firehouse fulla bulky dudes who got your back!

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

Shazaam's gotta "unleash his camel first" it seems.

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

@Lazarou Kali is Hindu, I hear Indian tabla drums, the demon costume with the red tongue and lots of little faces looks Japanese -- it's a real chop suey of asian fear.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

dude your stepdad's a Fireman! Get him to teach you how to work out!

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

So they found the kid with the most annoying voice to star in this?
#Monsterdon #Kazaam

And they continue fucking off into the sea.

I found The Golden Voyage of Sinbad an enjoyable journey. Great monsters. The humans weren't terrible. The villain was more greedy and selfish than truly evil. The worst I'd say is the casting is pure Lawrence of Arabia.

Thanks!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Didn’t bingo this time 😢, but I had a lot of fun.

As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo card, @JoeWynne for the drink recipe and trivia, @ryan for the live stream, @paco for data analysis at https://gallery.don.monster, @combatwombat for the replay, and all of you for making it awesome!

#Monsterdon

THESE are the tough kids? Loser on the floor needs to study karate or something.

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

Yo! Hip Hop in FULL EFFECT

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

To anyone who has yet to experience the joy of Monsterdon, we're all watching "Kazam!" (1996?) live together RIGHT NOW at https://miru.miyaku.media (It just started!)

Comments are at #Monsterdon

Come along and join the fun!

Shaq, I'm sensing a TV-quality title sequence!

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

No bingo this time, had a fun time watching though!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I missed why we’re rooting against the monotaur

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

#Sinbad gives up the Crown but keeps his FREEDOM

And wins the Lady

And the the Cabin Boy on the side :blobtonguewink:

THE END

Thanks @Taweret for this visual feast of a #Monsterdon

With all of the tanned white people cosplaying as Arabs it uh...certainly was a product if it's time. Nonetheless it is a classic!

this explains why so many children went around saying But Tie Up Your Camel for all those years

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🏃 Right now you can head over to another movie at https://miru.miyaku.media for part 2 of a double feature

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Thank you so much @Taweret , I'm always giddy when we get a movie from my childhood. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Big bad defeated by the hokey pokey. Remember, no depth perception…

Oh, look, it fits his golden helmet perfectly!

Oh, and . . . . magic!

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

And so, they fucked off into the sea.

That was a lot of fun, fam. Thanks for making it such a good time with all.your wry observations and whatnot.

I'm a tired Owlbear, though. So imma hit the sack.

Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch fun movies.

Goodnight!

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

OK, hilarity ensues, and we're done. Good times, might do more of these!

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974

Another claymation classic down! Thanks, @Taweret and @miru !

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

I plead. No, implore, stronger. Ok print.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

#Monsterdon
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And they fuck off into the sea.
AWESOME movie.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and all other #Monsterdonians

I'm digging her jeweled codpiece.

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Loved the practical effects, amazing stuff again
#monsterdon