If Sinbad, why it feel so good?

Okay, I’ll show myself out.

#Monsterdon

Didn’t bingo this time 😢, but I had a lot of fun.

As always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo card, @JoeWynne for the drink recipe and trivia, @ryan for the live stream, @paco for data analysis at https://gallery.don.monster, @combatwombat for the replay, and all of you for making it awesome!

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THESE are the tough kids? Loser on the floor needs to study karate or something.

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

Yo! Hip Hop in FULL EFFECT

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

To anyone who has yet to experience the joy of Monsterdon, we're all watching "Kazam!" (1996?) live together RIGHT NOW at https://miru.miyaku.media (It just started!)

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Come along and join the fun!

Shaq, I'm sensing a TV-quality title sequence!

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

No bingo this time, had a fun time watching though!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Thank you @Taweret for the movie and @cherizilla for the bingo card, that was a swashbuckling good time!

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I missed why we’re rooting against the monotaur

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

#Sinbad gives up the Crown but keeps his FREEDOM

And wins the Lady

And the the Cabin Boy on the side :blobtonguewink:

THE END

Thanks @Taweret for this visual feast of a #Monsterdon

With all of the tanned white people cosplaying as Arabs it uh...certainly was a product if it's time. Nonetheless it is a classic!

this explains why so many children went around saying But Tie Up Your Camel for all those years

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#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongSinbad

Thank you so much @Taweret , I'm always giddy when we get a movie from my childhood. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Big bad defeated by the hokey pokey. Remember, no depth perception…

Oh, look, it fits his golden helmet perfectly!

Oh, and . . . . magic!

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

And so, they fucked off into the sea.

That was a lot of fun, fam. Thanks for making it such a good time with all.your wry observations and whatnot.

I'm a tired Owlbear, though. So imma hit the sack.

Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch fun movies.

Goodnight!

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

OK, hilarity ensues, and we're done. Good times, might do more of these!

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974

Another claymation classic down! Thanks, @Taweret and @miru !

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And thus Sinbad fucked off into the sea. Thanks @Taweret and crew for the fun as usual and remember: don't drink the kool-aid of Koura #monsterdon

I plead. No, implore, stronger. Ok print.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

And BAM! That’s the end!

#GoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
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And they fuck off into the sea.
AWESOME movie.

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and all other #Monsterdonians

I'm digging her jeweled codpiece.

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Loved the practical effects, amazing stuff again
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That's the line the movie wanted to make popular? Really??!?!

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@Taweret thank you for hosting!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

y'know, zeppo osmond wasn't bad, and that's a pretty good ending line for this kind of movie ("trust in Allah - but tie up your canel!")

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

“But tie up your camel! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!”

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But tie up your camel! AHAHAHAHA! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 well that was silly

Frodo-on-a-rope™

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that. #Monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon sir, don't you dare resuscitate that plastic bat monster thing

Would you rather *be* king or just have the king's gratitude? DUH.
#Monsterdon

"I like boats" -Sinbad #monsterdon

Because the real treasure is the unending quest for the One Piece! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Praise be to Alan?? #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

this even has two minutes of denoument?

His skin cleared up.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

He found the meaning of love before the last rose petal fell!

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

oh look, the crown fits right on your gold head, nice, that.

#monsterdon

Uh-oh, it's The Master #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

@Louisa he didn't bring the deep-fried fair-food, so no youth and shield for him

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

it's a crown of untold make his face look kinda like peter sellers?

Oh hey, the quest to return the king's face has been successful. Because I guess that's the quest we were on all along?

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Just plug the crown into the golden mask, it only fits one way

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

But my golden mask! #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

nice christmas ornament, Sinbad.

#monsterdon

It fits perfectly.

#Monsterdon

He can't take the helmet off now.

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Asynchronous #monsterdon yes, because some other guy's random inaccurate map will defo help smdh

And by "untold" we mean "not worth taking about" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

See, it even fits. #Monsterdon

Put it back. Haven't you seen what picking up random gold shit does to you?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

amazing how the gold head guy is just fine with this even though he said himself he wants it as much as the evil guy #monsterdon

Jean Luc Picard couldn't have had a sluttier man-blouse. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

I've seen some real blood gushing while cinema fighting but THIS is ridiculous.

#monsterdon

So the crown of riches is just a euphemism? It's the friends we made along the way?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Goldenface isn't leaving a reflection. HE'S A VAMPIRE!

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Is he now King of the Britons?

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"Oh hell no, I'm not gonna be king of Gondor or anywhere else" - Sinbad, apparently

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

you probably shouldn't stab people in the sacred fountain

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Okay, I like the blood fountain
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koolaid fountain!

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That'sa wholelottablood™

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

PLEASE NOTE: Shield of Darkness does not apply to Sword. Thank you for your attention to this while using Shield of Darkness.

#monsterdon

I would think not monologuing is extra important when you're invisible

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Ok, we should be totally out of climactic battles now, right?? #monsterdon

Whoops, Tom'd too close to the sun. #Monsterdon

That motherfucker had a LOT of blood.

#Monsterdon

AND HIS NAME IS TOM BAKER *john cena trumpets* #monsterdon

Okay but you really need to make the sword invisible, too? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

So uh, they totally introduced the invisibility power earlier. I'm sure the writers wouldn't just pull that power out of their asses... #monsterdon

Lol it's a shield of invisibility, but just the shield is invisible. ha ha ha.

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Chroma key powers activate!

#Monsterdon

Uh, dude?...

We can see like 80% of you...

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Koura's youthful fountain of piss has turned purple, it's time for more sabre swashbuckling, but this time the villain has the power of Chroma Key

#Monsterdon

ANAKIN! IT'S OVER! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Do you not see the purple? Purple is the official color of shields of darkness, don't ya know

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Yep, that's phase two. I'm assuming at some point he's gonna grow one angel wing. #Monsterdon

Good an evil have both been defeated. Henceforth the world shall be sort of, but not really, ok. #Monsterdon

DOUBLE KO #monsterdon

dagger why I hardly

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#monsterdon A cyclopean centaur has awful depth perception.

The animated Sinbad on the back of the centaur is really good.

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Triple Sinbad Bingo!

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#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

someone call mothra #monsterdon

Cyclops-o-Vision #Monsterdon

Oh no, the centaur is choking the chicken!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

That cat ass still better than the digital ones in the screen adaptation of the musical. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

So many creatures! Amazing work! #Monsterdon

Tom's got such a great sinister smirk. #Monsterdon

New fountain of youth, who dis? Gryphon? Gryphon who?!

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad1973

I feel like the griffin here is supposed to be indicative of Allah coming to the aid of Sinbad.

Or I might be reading too much into a brownface'd 70s hollywood orientalist flick?

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

"The forces of evil battling eternally."

"So they're gonna be a while?"

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

This is really quite the composite! Fountain in the back, stop motion battle in the middle, actor in the foreground.
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Oh geeze, the griffon down the block is never gonna let me hear the end of this.

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

I haven't been around for a good monster fight for a while.

#Monsterdon

What's the Griffin's beef?
Was it having a nice nap?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974