Here we go, Monster showdown!!
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I don't like it when goats yell

I also don't like it, it turns out, when cyclops centaur drow punk rock figurines yell

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all that pleading Coura and you got

ONE
CENTAUR??

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the captions just say 'arrggghhh' over and over they're not wrong

"But I already did a Cyclops. It needs to be new and exciting. What are the kids into these days? " #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Uh oh. Cyclops centaur's mom is pissed.

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They could all hear the centaur coming a mile away. Why did they all stand around like fools, waiting for it?

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Somebody's banging coconuts again

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Hoofbeats? Or the Harlem Globetrotters here from space?

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When I was a kid one of the theaters offered free refills on popcorn during matinees to try and draw a bigger crowd. Yhey'd have gotten killed on this movie. I wouldn't have minded leaving to get more popcorn as often as I could. #monsterdon

"Unfortunately, the insecurities of youth are also mine!"

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Talking is not a free action!

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“I discovered the power of moisturizer, Sinbad”

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The Lemonade of Youth #monsterdon

Caroline Munro was the real One Piece all along. Wait no, but kinda basically.
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No, Sinbad, I do not want to leave. Look at this place. It is very Metal.

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The compositing with model background scenery looks weirdly green.

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It's so handy that they can find everything in Lemuria, the oracle, the missing piece, the fountain...
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oops, that was the "crown of untold riches" piece

you now have something heavy between you and anything useful

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*presses F to pay respects*

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@bryanhowell @paco Interestingly, his real name is Takis. He’s Greek.

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Koura’s all “brb getting my steps in” like
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fumbling your talisman in the fountain of eternity like a goddamn amateur #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear I think there is a harp in there too, it played at the beginning

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Tom Baker looks like he's ready to regenerate

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Sorry Tom, you can chew all the scenery you like*, but this move is not actually called the Legend of Koura

*But that said, do keep chewing that scenery, it's delicious

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okay after all that the fountain is kinda unimpressive

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Bet he becomes dust before getting to the fountain...

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Oh, the skeletons again. Nice to see they got work after And The Argonauts, even if it's just as set dressing. #Monsterdon

Someone's having fun with a xylophone …

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i mean all my bullshit aside these are some pretty spectacular fake cave sets as such things go

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shit I missed a BINGO a few minutes ago #monsterdon

attacked by nature
friends sharing a laugh
bystanders watch the battle
hand-drawn lightning
making excuses

OK surely casting a spell to topple all those rocks has gotta take another decade or so of life force

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The real adventure was the cyclopsian centaurs we met along the way.

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Well, that closeup made me uncomfortable. Tie up your camel, my dude. #Monsterdon

"Well.

Just call me:

'Mis-ter Butter-fin-gers'!"

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shatner hiding around the corner behind a stalagmite waiting to whack 'em all with a pointy rock

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hate it when I drop my box of magic tricks while hiking and it explodes #monsterdon

Hrm, the smoldering rope didn't start a fire

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Pfft

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Monoculartaur? Tough one #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Vizier is a Sontaran, no wonder 4th Doctor is there #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

So sinbad is down to like 6 crew members now?

Not the best captain.

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He probably had a fine face, but got his metal mask stuck on in a heat wave once. #monsterdon

Now it's "Beneath the Planet of the Apes." #Monsterdon

"This is our god. We keep him in a pit in our cave."

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@aredridel

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She fainted?!

Pathetic!

My Wife hates female characters like that

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A Cycentaur?

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These green guys are much more mean than Ompaloompas

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Unfortunately the Hindu Orions have showed up to capture Sinbad and friends, just after their god statue got destroyed. Koura takes the golden flat things and explains that they lead to a fountain of youth.

He then blames Sinbad for the ransacking of the shrine which he did, classic villain move.

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Oh ,Stella, you'll be fine! You escaped a stop motion colossus and two.sword.fighting robots! A centaur shouldn't be a problem!

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sure yeah a. centaur. cyclops. was why she had an eye on her palm. #monsterdon

So gorgeous! #Monsterdon

All this way and they STILL FOUND A RANCOR PIT TO THROW HER IN #Monsterdon

MOTARO

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I'm predicting some stop motion!

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Ah yes, the Arabian Rancor monster.

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aww nuts they're calling something bad huh?

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......rancor?

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They're talking her tot eh duplication machine if they're smart
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The Kali statue ends up fighting all the sailors, which is only fair because she has so many swords. At a few points she stops and does a glance that I read as "come at me bro!" which is cool.

But then she falls over and explodes, revealing the third golden flat thing was inside her all along.

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Wow, that escalated *quickly*

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Sinbad found the primitive Orion Syndicate before they mastered spaceflight and became warp capable.

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Yeah yeah, everybody wants to grab Caroline Munroe, but most of us have more tact about it than this >_> #Monsterdon

Mosh pit !

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All of these green natives have me looking for James T. Kirk. #monsterdon

Talk to the hand!

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Admit it, you saw this as a kid and the 6 armed statue fighting Sinbad was the only part that stuck with you. #Monsterdon

Worst Ewoks ever. #Monsterdon

Imagine all the work that went into that scene. So impressive. #Monsterdon

Kali shattered like a clay pot.

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Now you are smiling. Why is that? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Dangerously close to Kali Upskirt #monsterdon

Maybe go after the unarmed wizard who is giving the statue life?
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SMOKY ESTRADA WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR!!!

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That is the most awesome six-armed sword fighting scene ever!

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Y'know, I've fought this boss in ESO.

Sinbad's lucky that she hasn't started spinning yet.

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So the tomb raider films were clearly inspired by this scene of Kali fighting with 6 swords right?

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Harryhausen did well with this scene. Very cool.

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Sinbad's running out of flankers, gonna lose Advantage on these attacks. #Monsterdon

What's the plan here? Swords against an iron statue? That just doesn't math!

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I wish I could duplicate things just by touchinmg them. Especially Snickers bars. #monsterdon

Typical Sinbad, bringing a scimitar to a Kali fight #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

We are getting a WHOLE big slice of Harryhausen here :D #Monsterdon

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All these extras later worked with Tom Baker in the Power of Kroll.

If you know who, you know.

Did those swords just come out of you?!

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Why 'One on One', Kali has extra arms...rush the Deity!

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There's the Tom Baker grin we all know and love.
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Okay. Six-armed sword fight. This could be good.

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"NO. To the pain."

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Brief glimpse of a statue that looks like the cover to first edition D&D. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia #monsterdon

Yeah, it's the third Dragonball.

Statue up on the wall:

Hi There!

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Hey Koura, maybe magically ask Kali where the tablet is?

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Lil green dudes: "But this is OUR cave! We don't go; YOU go! Wh—how is this a thing?"

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“”””””Commune”””””
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That bat’s a rascal

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Let’s all groove with our claymated friend! I dig that neck action! #Monsterdon

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Maybe this is Kali, not Shiva..