That dragon looks a lot bigger in the sky. Didn't think it could perch on his forearm. #monsterdon

"the amulet around you neck makes us allies against the same enemy, who wants it as much as i do"

hang on

#monsterdon

Hold on... ain't these people white? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

"Please join me in my hole" #monsterdon

So they knew he was coming, but don't entirely believe his story?

Sorry, overthinking again.

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#goldenvoyage1974

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Beautiful gray horsie.

"He who searches for pearls must not sleep."

I've heard some weird Southernisms before but that one just makes NO sense. #Monsterdon

Yeah I bet your spy failed you once, and failed you one other totally separate time, and that definitely doesn't count as twice

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

y'know the outtakes from time bandits are really confusing, i'm glad they left these out

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

His hand is fine. Stop making headlines about it. In fact, the royal physician says that nobody in the history of the universe has ever been in better health. #monsterdon

My spy, Mr. Squeaky!

Would you like a cracker Mr. Squeaky?

Sure you do!

#monsterdon

They keep speaking in proverbs, and it's driving me nuts.

#Monsterdon

…pretty sure you can still sleep if you’re searching for pearls. the pearls form slower than that #monsterdon

Well more accurately you brought the city gates down ten feet in front of their faces

#monsterdon

his hand just looks like that because of all the people he shakes hands with

#monsterdon

Nice of Achmed to care about his master's hand, what with his own obvious head wound #Monsterdon

Claymation! 🐉

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

walls have mice and mice have ears and ears have drums and drums have skins and #monsterdon

that is some neat Statue of Liberty cosplay.

#monsterdon

"He who searches for pearls should not sleep."

And mice who seek bananas must walk the tightrope above the linen closet. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Siribad

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I think the dude in the mask is from MASK. Wonder if his horse transforms into a helicopter.
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The Golden Bronzer of Sinbad?

#monsterdon

What's wrong with his hand? His hand looks better than either of my hands.

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Bionicle: Mask of Light (1974)
#Monsterdon

"Magic portcullis", the lesser D&D power.

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@aburka

Captain Button is a superhero-style nickname friends gave me because of all the witty buttons I wore. I am not a real captain of any of the nautical, military, paramilitary, or industrial varieties.

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I see he's using the same hand makeup as the shitstain all these years later

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@ranjit @CactuarJoe I mean... it's basically a magical peep show nickelodeon. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

sinbad's not gonna throw any bears into space is he?

#monsterdon

It's a story about bling.
#Monsterdon

I see our filming location (in particular that beach landing scene was filmed in Mallorca, Spain.

#monsterdon

Good to see the Man in the Iron Mask got a job
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe and where's the scarf? why he has no scarf?! #monsterdon

This early action is promising. I sense a quest coming up!

#Monsterdon

He escaped who now?

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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0071569

Such a powerful spell, to let a gate fall down

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Let's talk about why the top of your portcullis shouldn't be lower than the top lintel of your gateway.

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That is a long incantation, but I guess making a spell to lower a portcullis isn't easily shortcutted...

Jibbershospello.
Ha! I did a spell.
#Monsterdon

sinbad's voyage to the woods of california

#monsterdon

alright i'm 10 minutes late but how are there going to be monsters in this movie #monsterdon

Is there a story here, yet?

#Monsterdon

So far we have established that Sinbad is obsessed with trinkets that fall from the sky. #monsterdon

Hi #monsterdon which boat do you like better?

ah, a camel, just in case you were wondering if this was an Ethnic Movie.

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@cptbutton I don't know how to sail anything larger than a Sunfish, but you have Captain in your username which lends you credibility #monsterdon

It must be said Tom really should *not* be sporting facial hair. >_> #Monsterdon

This is why you need to give your horse HI-YAH desensitization training.

#monsterdon

Why do captains always send themselves on away missions?

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@CactuarJoe this guy really wants to keep his little projector

#monsterdon

Props to the castle trumpeter for staying perfectly in sync with the orchestra

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Sinbad Horses Around.

#monsterdon

horsejacking is a real threat

#Monsterdon

@moira
Tom Baker never made anything bad!
#monsterdon

"I'll just wait here, I guess." #monsterdon

I miss the boat
#monsterdon #boaterdon #theBOAT

Hey, the demon medallion gave #Sinbad access to some sorta #pornhub vision!

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@CactuarJoe Ancient Arabian Karate #monsterdon

I wish I had magic gate-closing powers. My dog would never escape! #monsterdon

So what you're telling me is that the villain's horse wasn't well trained for combat to be spooked by a spicy "HI YA" and some arm waving

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Irish? Russian? Arabic? Pirate? Quite a set of accents. #Monsterdon

“You’ll have no throat”

Sinbad hesitates

Man on Horse clarifies: “You’ll be dead”

Honestly, I think Sinbad needed the clarification #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Why doesn't he simply explain that a bird dropped the necklace on his ship?

I'm sure they'll all have a good laugh at the misunderstanding.

Horses hate the Jazz Hands attack. It is known. #Monsterdon

“Or you’ll have no throat”

“Huh?”

“You’ll be dead if you don’t”

“OH.”

#Monsterdon
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Sinbad,"Possession is nine tenths of the law, hah hah!!"
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#Monsterdon

The old Hi Ya trick.
Gets em every time.

#monsterdon Horse upsetting jazz hands! Hiiiyah!

Insufficiently trained war horse surprise! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

hey! there's our boy! who could forget that voice. (^_^)

#monsterdon

WHICH IS A WORSE IDEA (30 minutes)

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So the guy who told Sinbad to ditch the gold medal-thingy is named Rashid.

Fam, Rashid means "Wise" or "Rightly Guided." I'm not sure if the filmmakers knew how on the nose that was, but still. Kudos.

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After we get a weird ass dream involving Translucent Dancing Lady and Translucent Dancing Man, our cool boat gets stuck in a storm and is also running up against some rocks; the later is perhaps a sign that Sinbad should have done less daydreaming and more navigating.

Anyway, all our sailor boys are getting wet.

#monsterdon

"Hand it to me, it's the TARDIS key" #Monsterdon

HI YA

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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 pocket sand!

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A thief is a king until he is caught. Nice.

anyone keeping track of how many outfits Sinbad's got?

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I hope the rest of the crew unionizes while Sinbad is ashore.

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It's the Captain's Log. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Hi Tom Baker!
#monsterdon

TOM BAKER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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"You are captain Sinbad?"

I'm Captain Sin-GREAT #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe sinbad, his tan sprayed #monsterdon

Are those pine trees off the coast of Arabia
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That golden necklace decoration was described verbally “It's about as big as Flava Flav's clocks… same place too…”

HIKEBA! GYMKATA! #monsterdon

If I were that crew I'd let the captain swim to the island and just fuck off and leave him there, he's trouble...

#Monsterdon

#rootpost for #monsterdon

Sinbad jumps overboard.

Rest of the crew glancing at one another: Oh fuck, he's off again!

#monsterdon

"Welp, the captain's overboard again. Must be Sunday."

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#monsterdon so we'll just... wait here. Ok have fun

I'm struggling with those accents. Where the where is that from? Please say he's not supposed to be Scottish.
#Monsterdon

great, that annoying guy's gone, let's haul anchor and gtfo, boys.

#monsterdon

@aburka

Wheels were later on, most ancient ships used an oar at the back.

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in this age, Sinbad would surely be guided by AI

but never lost.

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What about our cargo of self-sealing stem bolts? #monsterdon

These cliche-tossing men would one day evolve into the Children of Tama. #Monsterdon #TomBakerHisTeethWide