Um, that's not an anchorage, that's a dock
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Aw, c'mon cap, she was just getting to the seventh veil! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

#monsterdon And here, a prophesy of the L87 engine as it ruins General Motors and leaves thousands of Silver-ado's on the roadside, sadly rusting away.

Cue the Indiana Jones theme

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i like the wide angle of the ship in harbour, that's nice

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i've seen this Resident Evil puzzle #monsterdon

I can see how the movie The Phantom was inspired by some of this. #monsterdon

Hooray for the little lurking gargoyle #Monsterdon

Who's this "Venus" and what time does she rise? #monsterdon

That is a weirdly crisp shadow from such a diffuse light source.

Why yes, I do overthink everything.

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"The more I studied, the greater the puzzle becomes". Kinda like grad school, huh?

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What a coincidence! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

He put a mustache on his prosthetic face. #Monsterdon

cool helmet. Looks like it probably be a real neck-ache tho #monsterdon

sinbad's a real optimist, ain't he.

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Thats my 4th wedge. If I can just answer one sports question and one history question, I'll win Trivial Pursuit.
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@yatsu Allah works in mysterious ways. So did the two-day-old shawarma Sinbad had before bed. #Monsterdon

the more you study a three-piece puzzle the more difficult it becomes i'm sorry this isn't zen this is too much weed

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THey should use this "the piece shows the location" thing in a really bad star wars movie. #monsterdon

I KNOW THIS ONE! you gotta CUT the knot!

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#monsterdon Nice to see that the purple spy gargoyle thingie doesn't HAVE to squeak annoyingly all the time.

THE POWER

OF KURA SUSHI

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oh no I put my giant string of emoji too close to the 'Monsterdon' hashtag so now my comments on these horsies have not shown up in our feed but they have shown up in the feeds of ppl who've tried to 'ignore' #Monsterdon sorry
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My instance just went bye bye. Watching on quietly now.
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@CardboardRobot I think you were saying the walls had bats.

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#monsterdon I love the Harryhausen Booger spy VFX. Classic!

Probably should have prayed on it before spelling it al out
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Little gargoyle thing has bluetooth audio built in.

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@GramrgednAngel So is that unforced perspective? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

that's that...

that mechanism dohickey isn't it.

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i mean we do have the little gargoyle monster HI LITTLE GARGOYLE SPY YOU'RE EVIL AND I LOVE YOUUUUU

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Dramatic irony and foreshadowing, praying that the enemy doesn't hear you. Quality entertainment!

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This film is *astonishingly* pretty in the 4k, I have to admit.

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Dude, the room’s bugged!

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Goldface "Unlimited Power" Palpatine #Monsterdon

Okay, so the setup (now that we're at it), is not bad.

This is already one of the better #monsterdon movies.

"A great and mighty secret? What secret? What is to be revealed?"
"Well, you see, it's a secret..."

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It’s a secret!

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Yay. Gargoyle bat thing is hanging out.
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The walls have ears and the ears have mice and the bats are monkeys and… what were we talking about again?

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only destiny and some really weird dreams.

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this is an underground room with no ventilation that's lit by open flames, and one time there was a fire but magic is the only explanation #monsterdon

Some of y’all started this movie waay early.

Buncha cheaters.

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So many gold trinkets, I can already tell I'm going to have trouble keeping them apart

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Pure escape room stuff right there. Give it a little twist and the key falls out. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Only destiny could have brought you here.

Actually, I rode a horse.

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blah blah blah took the macguffin apart apart three pieces whatevers get to the monsters already

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@davesdogmaggie I prefer Song of Solomon, myself. That book’s a great read for a horny teenager.

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OK, back to #Monsterdon, it's a less bad movie... Oh my...

A token, a sign, a riddle. Oh, it's the TriForce. #Monsterdon

My neck was in the prophecy? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

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The evil grand vizier is allying with the criminal captain.

Show us your face!

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Great Ball Of Fire...

"He left me with a great secret, which I will now tell you having known you for approximately 5 minutes..."

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That's prejudice against black-arts vizir
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That golden helmet can't be very comfortable.

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That was a very targeted ball of fire, then

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@bryanhowell INDIA INK CALIGRAPHY ON CARBON PAPER

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I mean, I lit the fire... but that's not important #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

I think my only real quibble about the creatures in tonight's film is the disparity in scale of Koura's courier. In flight, it looks huge! Wingspan like a condor! And then . . . It's at best a falcon, on the largish side.

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"A legend as yet unrealized" wouldn't that be a prophesy?

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Stargate?! #monsterdon

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lammasu sighting~

oh, _there's_ my toolbox, I've been looking all over for... oh

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@ramsey

I prefer Psalms.

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So did they get the actor in the mask really cheap because he's ugly as fuck?

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Set design, mask design, clothing design, female belly dancers, accessories A+.

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WD40 those doors stat!

Yonic Symbology!

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Enter my dark sandy hole, Sinbad. It's the only way you'll learn my secret.

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@CactuarJoe walls have mice and mice have squeaks

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@Binder Sinbad got some gold air-dropped to his ship and was then accurately accused of being a thief and did some violence about it

and that's pretty much it

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Is this Iron Man? #Monsterdon

Well a grand vizier wearing a mask never did anything wrong.

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Pardon me, that was my lunch!
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Does the Prince have a small pet dragon?
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Door creaks open "MY GOD MAN, DOES NO ONE EVER CLEAN IN HERE?"

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this actor must be so expressive that they made him wear a mask so he doesn't steal the show from the rest of the cast #monsterdon

@skatem #monsterdon

Maybe it's Air Conditioned, like Daft Punk's.

Epic creaking on those doors.
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So, Sinbad has the amulet, which he covets so much, which makes them allies against the former owner of the amulet?

WTF? Why isn't Sinbad now his enemy? Or is this because he thinks Sinbad is pretty much a pushover and will give him the amulet?

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Your first challenge: the Rock Cloaca

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"Prince Koura"

Now, of course, known simply as Koura Mountbatten-Windsor.

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Seems like smaller doors would have worked there. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

AWESOME squeaky doors!
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Behold! The Home in the Wall!
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But would you go in for a Scooby snack?

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It sounds like either one of those doors needs some WD-40 or one of those guards needs to take a shit. #Monsterdon

A magic gold necklace. That gold mask is probably magic. Wait is this just YuGiOh? Are these Millennium items?
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Finally, the hero of the movie appears. Unfortunately, he fails to regain his property from the Captain.

#monsterdon I wonder where Sinbad's ship was SUPPOSED to be going?

Does he have a cargo he's supposed to be delivering?

He must be way behind schedule.

Is this guy's mask a phantom of the Opera story we're not hearing?

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Wikipedia says the film grossed $11M, so as far as all movies are investment schemes that produce entertainment as a side effect, this one was a damned fine exercise, 10Xing the budget ain't nothing to sniff at

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It's not weird to wear a bronze mask
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Koura, the guy who needed 20 seconds reciting a spell just to drop a gate

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"Fate and destiny have brought us together. And by fate and destiny, I mean page twenty-seven of the script. We're on the same scene, right?"

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@GeoffWozniak if you've ever read the original stories, that's actually pretty accurate to the source material.

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Every black art? Including recording industry contracts? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Little batwinged monster is EXCELLENT :blobaww: #Monsterdon

GOLDFING... er... FACE #Monsterdon