@JoeWynne LOL yes... I see. #Monsterdon
nooo not little dragon baby #monsterdon
Now pitching, number 7 on your score cards but number 1 in your heartsβ¦
Sinbad!!!
ugh, you cretin, hurting the evil sky batkitty!
@CactuarJoe thank goodness for small miracles! #monsterdon
"Tie up your camel."
Yeah, saddle your chocobo, old man. #Monsterdon
@combatwombat It's just a flying R2-D2.
So it just... leaves? #monsterdon
"Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel."
Uh. Is it an allegorical camel or #Monsterdon
Oo, be nice to the little gargoyle.
So the gargoyle knows their plan, but how will it communicate that to Koura with squeaks? #monsterdon
@xerozohar Least she got away from the Rancor pit there :P #Monsterdon
This movie was made during a time when the US was much more tolerant of other cultures.
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hot pink eh?
Didn't Indiana Jones use a map like this?
No, what brought us together was me coming here in a boat
dang every pre-modern culture sure loves having dancing babes on tap 24/7 #monsterdon
Only two veils in to her burlesque routine & she's gonged overboard. #Monsterdon
It's weird because I remember the Sinbad movies from my childhood, but it's been 40 years or so since I last saw them, so I don't really remember plots, only claymation bits.
this is literally "when the stars align"
Give her her veil back, jerk.
I guess it's going to fail him twice after all... #monsterdon
cue the orion slave girl scene #monsterdon
Um, that's not an anchorage, that's a dock
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Aw, c'mon cap, she was just getting to the seventh veil! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
#monsterdon And here, a prophesy of the L87 engine as it ruins General Motors and leaves thousands of Silver-ado's on the roadside, sadly rusting away.
Cue the Indiana Jones theme
i like the wide angle of the ship in harbour, that's nice
i've seen this Resident Evil puzzle #monsterdon
I can see how the movie The Phantom was inspired by some of this. #monsterdon
Hooray for the little lurking gargoyle #Monsterdon
Who's this "Venus" and what time does she rise? #monsterdon
That is a weirdly crisp shadow from such a diffuse light source.
Why yes, I do overthink everything.
What a coincidence! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
He put a mustache on his prosthetic face. #Monsterdon
cool helmet. Looks like it probably be a real neck-ache tho #monsterdon
sinbad's a real optimist, ain't he.
@yatsu Allah works in mysterious ways. So did the two-day-old shawarma Sinbad had before bed. #Monsterdon
the more you study a three-piece puzzle the more difficult it becomes i'm sorry this isn't zen this is too much weed
THey should use this "the piece shows the location" thing in a really bad star wars movie. #monsterdon
I KNOW THIS ONE! you gotta CUT the knot!
#monsterdon Nice to see that the purple spy gargoyle thingie doesn't HAVE to squeak annoyingly all the time.
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oh no I put my giant string of emoji too close to the 'Monsterdon' hashtag so now my comments on these horsies have not shown up in our feed but they have shown up in the feeds of ppl who've tried to 'ignore' #Monsterdon sorry
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My instance just went bye bye. Watching on quietly now.
#Monsterdon
@CardboardRobot I think you were saying the walls had bats.
#monsterdon I love the Harryhausen Booger spy VFX. Classic!
Probably should have prayed on it before spelling it al out
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Little gargoyle thing has bluetooth audio built in.
@GramrgednAngel So is that unforced perspective? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
i mean we do have the little gargoyle monster HI LITTLE GARGOYLE SPY YOU'RE EVIL AND I LOVE YOUUUUU
This film is *astonishingly* pretty in the 4k, I have to admit.
Dramatic irony and foreshadowing, praying that the enemy doesn't hear you. Quality entertainment!
Dude, the roomβs bugged!
Goldface "Unlimited Power" Palpatine #Monsterdon
Okay, so the setup (now that we're at it), is not bad.
This is already one of the better #monsterdon movies.
"A great and mighty secret? What secret? What is to be revealed?"
"Well, you see, it's a secret..."
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Itβs a secret!
Yay. Gargoyle bat thing is hanging out.
#Monsterdon
The walls have ears and the ears have mice and the bats are monkeys and⦠what were we talking about again?
only destiny and some really weird dreams.
this is an underground room with no ventilation that's lit by open flames, and one time there was a fire but magic is the only explanation #monsterdon
Pure escape room stuff right there. Give it a little twist and the key falls out. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
So many gold trinkets, I can already tell I'm going to have trouble keeping them apart
blah blah blah took the macguffin apart apart three pieces whatevers get to the monsters already
@davesdogmaggie I prefer Song of Solomon, myself. That bookβs a great read for a horny teenager.
OK, back to #Monsterdon, it's a less bad movie... Oh my...
A token, a sign, a riddle. Oh, it's the TriForce. #Monsterdon
My neck was in the prophecy? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
Great Ball Of Fire...
That's prejudice against black-arts vizir
#Monsterdon
"He left me with a great secret, which I will now tell you having known you for approximately 5 minutes..."
That golden helmet can't be very comfortable.
That was a very targeted ball of fire, then
I mean, I lit the fire... but that's not important #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
I think my only real quibble about the creatures in tonight's film is the disparity in scale of Koura's courier. In flight, it looks huge! Wingspan like a condor! And then . . . It's at best a falcon, on the largish side.
"A legend as yet unrealized" wouldn't that be a prophesy?
Stargate?! #monsterdon
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lammasu sighting~
oh, _there's_ my toolbox, I've been looking all over for... oh
So did they get the actor in the mask really cheap because he's ugly as fuck?
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
Set design, mask design, clothing design, female belly dancers, accessories A+.
WD40 those doors stat!
Yonic Symbology!
Enter my dark sandy hole, Sinbad. It's the only way you'll learn my secret.
β¨#Monsterdonβ© β¨#GoldenVoyage1974β©
@CactuarJoe walls have mice and mice have squeaks
@Binder Sinbad got some gold air-dropped to his ship and was then accurately accused of being a thief and did some violence about it
and that's pretty much it
Is this Iron Man? #Monsterdon
Well a grand vizier wearing a mask never did anything wrong.
Pardon me, that was my lunch!
#Monsterdon
Does the Prince have a small pet dragon?
#Monsterdon
Door creaks open "MY GOD MAN, DOES NO ONE EVER CLEAN IN HERE?"
this actor must be so expressive that they made him wear a mask so he doesn't steal the show from the rest of the cast #monsterdon
Epic creaking on those doors.
#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974