Pretty sure one of these 70s #Sinbad movies was a favorite of mine. Don't remember #TomBaker in it tho, so it may not be this one.

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There's nothing mysterious about your greed, Captain. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Oh so very wise: "Captain, he who walks on fire will burn his feet." Gosh, I was unaware of that.

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Definitely off-course, Rachid, you're late for a gig with The Oakridge Boys!

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Little known fact: Sinbad spent his nights as a British rock star

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@dogwelder I’m hearing Simba and wondering if we’re watching live action Lion King instead.

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#monsterdon For all we know, maybe this guy always has weird dreams about dancing girls?

honest question: did old ships like this really have a giant wheel with a direct linkage to the rudder? I feel like gears have existed for a long time, no? #monsterdon

Also you need at least a storm sail, you have no control without some sail. Not much but enough to sustain steerage. Come on movie!
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Back when they used real sound stages and these actors really got clobbered by huge amounts of water.
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Wait, now they're going to Alaska? #monsterdon

Sinbad, get rid of the Yu-Gi-Oh chest piece.

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None of the usual suspects put up a root post tonight, so I'm mooching off Ryan twice over here. Though I think I need to go shut my balcony door because I can't hear the TV over the traffic noise and have no idea what is going (that might not actually be related to my hearing though).

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YEAH yeah Gamma quadrant 73 years from home blah blah blah

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"We are way off-course."

You're way off-SCRIPT buddy. #Monsterdon

Captain, you don't think that you're getting a tiny bit obsessed about this thing? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Oh wow, realistically sized sun and moon! I'm so used to movies making them look gigantic!

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These doods look like a dodgy 70s band.
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only SINBAD ALONE can steer the ship?!

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@CactuarJoe Sinmid #monsterdon

@rebeld a bat thing dropped a cursed gold thing that Sinbad decided to wear as a pendant, ghosts appeared, now rain
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@xerozohar Sinokayish. #Monsterdon

"Marabia, a fictional but real-sounding country" #monsterdon

Sinbaaaaad! You were s'posed to take out the trash tonight...

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"Allah give me strength!"

Maybe you want Allah to guide you away from the rocks.

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Sinbad? nah, more Sinmeh. #monsterdon

“I’m givin’ her all I got, cap’n! She cannae take much more! She’s breaking up!”

“Scotty, hold on just a little longer.”

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HERE ON LAKE GITCHEEGUMEE

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@WhiteCatTamer The people at my local Pride parade are much better costumers.

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This is quite the vivid dream. #Monsterdon

Why does someone keep yelling "SALAD!"? #monsterdon

Sinbad arises, ready to choke someone.

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It’s Dynarama Film is AWESOME!

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Bad move, Captain! Pay attention to the omens. #Monsterdon

who's pouring buckets of water on us?!?!

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Oh no! The fourth Doctor has kidnapped Stella Star! Someone tell Marjo and Hasslehoff!

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Allah give me strength to get out of the very thing you put me in due to my hubris.

Religion is /weird/. #Monsterdon

@jadebees Aye matey, it be so.
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Oh yeah, it's the 70s alright

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Ohhhhh, I get it; the AlBATross.
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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 i would *never* be a sailor. just no.

Thundercats! Thundercats! THUNDERCATS
HOOOOoooooooo

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Loving the very dramatic dream sequence 🤣

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Does the eye make that hand a hamsa? (AKA hand of Fatima amulet) #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Yeah, I got the eye-hand dancing lady ghost. It was right before I started HRT.

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She is quite the fetching portent of doom, is she not? #Monsterdon

Feels very Ken Russell this part

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Looks like that medallion conjured up a succubus...or worse.

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that's anime level of Dark Vision right there.

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and then the lady turned into MASKED BAD MAN

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The Inception Voyage of Sinbad

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So many dissolves already! #Monsterdon

It’s so sad that in 1974 they looked hard all over LA & Hollywood and could only find white people to act in their movie 😔 #Monsterdon

That is a lantern sail, very common in the Med and Arab Sea, it is decent sail but you can't get as close to the wind as a Bermuda rig and not as good with the sail abath the beam as the square rig.
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Oh, we're in the fever dream part I guess.

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This is very "Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"

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Have fun with #Monsterdon everyone! :)

I'm busy with art supplies on this fine March evening.

"Everyone I say this with the highest possible regard for our ca[ptain, but Sinbad is high as balls right now."

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WAIT WAIT WAIT THE DANCING GIRL IS DANCING IN FRONT OF THE MASTER FROM MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE NOOOOOOOOOOO

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We’re not even 5 minutes into this film, and it’s already trippy as fuck.

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In previous voyages Sinbad won bronze and silver, but this time he achieved the gold medal.
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Wait- is this a "complete the pendant" quest? Is he going to end up looking like Flava Flav? #monsterdon

INCOMING POPEHAT RUUUUUUUUUN

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"It's just a cheap trinket someone bought at Sinbad World."

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visions of stella star

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His precious

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oh this got *very* trippy *very* quickly

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These special effects are fantastic! 😀
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Is this actually rough weather? The ship's pretty steady there...

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It's pretty easy to recognize Caroline Munroe even with her face covered. I'd recognize her with her head in a sack. Or my head in a sack.

Or by braille.

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One

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Ghostly Caroline Munro would unsettle anyone.
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SINBAD IN THE LIGHTNING!!!

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That looks like a harpie.

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Joining late, have we covered the Gold, Voyage, or Synbad part of this movie yet?

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time to first tiddy, four minutes.

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"I think I'll keep it." What could possibly go wrong? #Monsterdon

"Sinbad Kenobi, you once served my father in the clone wars..."
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This had better be a good curse

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Man the bonus tracks on High Adventure are really just ... _odd_. What was Kenny Loggins thinking?

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Look dude, I know it's your new trinket and everything, but sleeping with something THAT BIG around your neck can NOT be comfortable. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon a tiny dragon flying over the ocean carries a cursed golden charm that makes you see sexy dancing women, pretty standard stuff so far

Ah, Caroline Munroe, my beloved.
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Grab this golden sextant to claim your lap dancer #Monsterdon

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Did the flying creature poop out that crazy symbol?

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is this like...a ghost genie? an amulet that gives you hallucinations?

a tiny dragon?

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Captain with the nip slip!

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Weird unnecessary zoom on the necklace

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So... that's what makes the voyage "golden"?

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#monsterdon This week's sword and sandal can apparently afford a full orchestra...

and while typing we already have a racist oboe* lick :/

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*I'm sure the obeist/oboe player/oboener is a perfectly fine person

Was… was that a flying monkey?

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wHAT DID WE FUCKING SAY SINBAD #Monsterdon

I demand a sea shanties. #Monsterdon

lol, the captain's greed has fucked them all...
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That creature looked so much bigger when it was up in the sky. Turns out, it’s very tiny.

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It's evil! Oh, but sexsay laydayyyy!

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smol dragon

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Another great Harryhausen flick tonight on #Monsterdon, "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad" (1973). And yet, with all the stop-motion magic on screen, the most amazing special effect is still Caroline Munro's midriff.

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Welcome to the watchalong Caroline Munro's green screened silhouette
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