the human actors aren't interacting nearly as well with the stopmotion as in the skeleton war last week, which is sad because this is quality motion
What, they just open flames on a shipβ½
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He who lives on a wooden boat should be careful about fighting with fire.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
"THROW THE TORCHES AT IT NO NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOTS NOW THE DECK IS ON FIRE"
Fight the wooden giantess. W/ fire. On your wooden ship. While she's holding your vital chart. Which is paper. Okay, boss. #Monsterdon
Have a little fire wood crow!
Wood MAD!
Wood STOMP!
#Monsterdon
You'd think fire would be the obvious thing to try
I'll bet it's the last time they sail on a ship with a figurehead on the bow.
Thus making it a charred chart. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
Does anyone else think Sinbad has a little bit of a Christian Bale look going on?
βͺ Farewell you ladies of Spain β« #Monsterdon
Bleh. The audio is pretty bad on this laptop, and I can't really make out anything anyone is saying, and I don't have subtitles. Gonna have to catch up on this some other time. >.< #Monsterdon
It's holding the valuable paper we need! Hit it with fire! #Monsterdon
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@Terencio oooh yeah!
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 chopped through the heart! and you're too blame baby you give wood a bad name
Now you've gone and made the ship decoration alive and into a killing machine. She's mad.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Isn't this the theme music from Airplane?
So if merely making a gate fall _with gravity_ cost evil dude an aged hand, what is this gonna cost?
Bad guy schmad guy: anyone who can make a tall, stacked woman that terrifies men is a-okay in my book
wannaclimbherlikeatree Who said that
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I think I first saw it in a cinema, yes Iβm that old! :blobcatgiggle2:
The Doctor summoned a Weeping Angel!
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That seemed low-effort.
What is it with these movies and not putting the figurehead on the front of the ship? #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
Wow. Tom Baker has Gowron eyes! #monsterdon
If this walking statue and the Not Slave girl talk to each other, will we have an almost Bechdel pass???
Wood on wood violence. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Her performance is kinda wooden this time, tho :/ #monsterdon
Does Koura say his own name multiple times as part of his chants?
if you are trying to get another ship to lead you to a treasure, rule number one is don't enchant the wooden broad on their ship to kill everyone onboard before you get there #monsterdon
Throwing people overboard, knocking a string off of a table, batting at a stick... is this thing a cat? #Monsterdon
Harryhausen loved a living ship's figurehead. This is the second time. The stop motion animator's barely disguised fetish?
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"Cut that out" yoink
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
"Stooop iiiiiit" #Monsterdon
Tom - uuh what
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Must be Friday. Figurehead wants her weekly paycheck.
I feel like the splintering of wood in the middle of the rocks should have been more concerning
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Haroom IS a genius! #Monsterdon
They need to hit metal head with a spoon every once in a while to emphasize a point
The writer's barely disguised giantess fetish. #Monsterdon
Oooooh, she's a CAT demon monster woodin droid thing
She's pretty but her acting is a bit wooden #Monsterdon
Pretty solid actor/animation interaction there as the figurehead monster gets going.
#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974
gorgeous! she's wonderful! kill 'em all, girly, take 'em!
Finally! A monster. Kind of.
#Monsterdon
If he can animate wood, why not just tear a hole in the boat to sink it? Or break the masts to cripple it? No, he's got to do the showy wood person thing. #monsterdon
oh the living ship's mast is GOOD.
Why is the figurehead aft of the bow?
Wow, Tom. There are cheaper ways to transition. #Monsterdon
okay that's something
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hood ornament lady is awesome
Did⦠did we just see Tom Baker's O face?
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Or better a splitting maul!
Hera?! #monsterdon
Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes...
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Yay! Animation!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
I have the suspicion that this strangely mobile figurehead is NOT about to be the voice of the Queen of the Gods.
I am Groot? #Monsterdon
This is really something for compositing. The lantern in the foreground, the dude next to it, and then the ship behind.
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Yes! Here comes the stop motion. #monsterdon
Oh dang, Heraβs showing up in this movie now!!
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Yeesssss π½ #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
haroun 'boutta teleport to a waffle house #monsterdon
That shiny coat is awesome WANT #Monsterdon
I guess it was inevitable we'd see mysterious cursed chanting, I'm surprised it took this long.
@CactuarJoe *doctor who theme starts* #monsterdon
(For the record, I do plan to get a lot of milage out of Star Crash jokes.)
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ah, wonderful.
Is Tom Baker summoning the weeping angels?
Get me an axe!
Oh shit, it's every vaguely Middle-Eastern sorceror of the past 60 years in film! HE'S IN THIS FILM, TOO!
Again with the animated masthead? Really?
SQUIRREL GIRL? HERE?!
The ol' animated figurehead trick. Gets them every time, #Monsterdon
Ooh, an alembic!
Time for some magic prince?
#Monsterdon
I guess it's nippy up there on the bowsprit.
dog just have one of your little goblin creatures stow away on the ship and stay the fuck home what are you even doing out there #monsterdon
okay Dr who is gonna give us a monster right?
(On Subway ad theyβre just tossing handfuls of chopped chicken everywhere and some hit the sandwich)
Pacting w/ dark powers has done good things for this guy's skin. #Monsterdon
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this villain's outfit is a very pretty deep red silk tbh
Prince Koura looks like he's eaten something nasty and needs to find the loo!
@CactuarJoe Trying to read Clash of the Titans contract with ridiculously large bifocals. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
The Blurry Voyage through Soup-bad.
Wow that coat
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@CactuarJoe probably inking a new sketch. :blobcat_party: #monsterdon
Wait, they left without a chart? Kora has poor taste in sea captains. #Monsterdon
Feel you way throughβ½ What is he, a jedi?
#monsterdon
Oh look at fancy Sinbad w/ his high-falutin' navigation chart lah dee dah. #Monsterdon
I wonder what the kraken is doing right now. #Monsterdon
Crap! He's going to close another gate! #monsterdon
"No one navigates these waters! My Sinbad navigated these waters once.
ONCE!"
so sinbad is leading Koura into the nebula, err, the mist. Shades of Star Trek II
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CM is stealing her outfits from the boy in the crows nest.
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oh, The Girl is Exposition Leader!