Pretty solid actor/animation interaction there as the figurehead monster gets going.
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gorgeous! she's wonderful! kill 'em all, girly, take 'em!

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Finally! A monster. Kind of.
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If he can animate wood, why not just tear a hole in the boat to sink it? Or break the masts to cripple it? No, he's got to do the showy wood person thing. #monsterdon

oh the living ship's mast is GOOD.

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Why is the figurehead aft of the bow?

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Wow, Tom. There are cheaper ways to transition. #Monsterdon

okay that's something

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hood ornament lady is awesome

Did… did we just see Tom Baker's O face?

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Or better a splitting maul!

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Hera?! #monsterdon

Yay! Animation!
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Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes...

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I have the suspicion that this strangely mobile figurehead is NOT about to be the voice of the Queen of the Gods.

#monsterdon

I am Groot? #Monsterdon

This is really something for compositing. The lantern in the foreground, the dude next to it, and then the ship behind.
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last time we saw one of these on a ship it answered questions

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Yes! Here comes the stop motion. #monsterdon

Oh dang, Hera’s showing up in this movie now!!
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Yeesssss 🗽 #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

👀

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haroun 'boutta teleport to a waffle house #monsterdon

That shiny coat is awesome WANT #Monsterdon

I guess it was inevitable we'd see mysterious cursed chanting, I'm surprised it took this long.

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@CactuarJoe *doctor who theme starts* #monsterdon

(For the record, I do plan to get a lot of milage out of Star Crash jokes.)

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ah, wonderful.

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Is Tom Baker summoning the weeping angels?

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Get me an axe!

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Oh shit, it's every vaguely Middle-Eastern sorceror of the past 60 years in film! HE'S IN THIS FILM, TOO!

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Again with the animated masthead? Really?

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SQUIRREL GIRL? HERE?!

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The ol' animated figurehead trick. Gets them every time, #Monsterdon

oh that's who the vizier is!

Darth Helmet!

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Ooh, an alembic!

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Time for some magic prince?
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I guess it's nippy up there on the bowsprit.

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dog just have one of your little goblin creatures stow away on the ship and stay the fuck home what are you even doing out there #monsterdon

okay Dr who is gonna give us a monster right?

#monsterdon

(On Subway ad they’re just tossing handfuls of chopped chicken everywhere and some hit the sandwich)

#SubwaySandwichdon
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They say it gets cold at sea so dress in layers

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Pacting w/ dark powers has done good things for this guy's skin. #Monsterdon

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this villain's outfit is a very pretty deep red silk tbh

Prince Koura looks like he's eaten something nasty and needs to find the loo!

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@CactuarJoe Trying to read Clash of the Titans contract with ridiculously large bifocals. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

The Blurry Voyage through Soup-bad.

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@CactuarJoe probably inking a new sketch. :blobcat_party: #monsterdon

Wow that coat
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Wait, they left without a chart? Kora has poor taste in sea captains. #Monsterdon

There's very little plot for so much dialog. There's very little character development for so much jibber jabber.

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Feel you way through‽ What is he, a jedi?
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Oh look at fancy Sinbad w/ his high-falutin' navigation chart lah dee dah. #Monsterdon

I wonder what the kraken is doing right now. #Monsterdon

Crap! He's going to close another gate! #monsterdon

"No one navigates these waters! My Sinbad navigated these waters once.

ONCE!"

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so sinbad is leading Koura into the nebula, err, the mist. Shades of Star Trek II
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CM is stealing her outfits from the boy in the crows nest.

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Ad 1 of 6. Tubi!!!

oh, The Girl is Exposition Leader!

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fuck that mask has to be hot #monsterdon

"Who pursues us?"
Girl, if you find out, please let us know.
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She's really just not as good without a robot (that has a Texas accent for no discernable reason) to be weirdly attached to.

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“We have the lead. We must maintain it” #Monsterdon

"Not quite the same. He has a real boat. Our "ship" only draws 30 centimetres."

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@dogwelder uncle Roger negs sinbad for rinsing his rice after cooking #monsterdon

I wish I knew myself, too.

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"you're not a slave here. but you're still a woman! sorry them's the rules, gotta misogyny, you understand." #monsterdon

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You have all a woman's gifts. Thanks, not threatening at all to your newest slave..

The Ship At Wit's End

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The pirates sent to the bottom of the sea are now mermaids

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You're being chased by BATMAN? #Monsterdon

I really liked the line about gold going to a man's head... #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

#monsterdon he was hiding a Kenny Loggins mullet under his turban

"Sinbad has sent more pirates to the bottom of the sea than I can count!"

"Yes, but do they make it there?"

"I— "

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That ship! it looks like a blue police box! #monsterdon

the ship doesn't have a PA, just a REALLY LOUD GUY

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More pirates than he can count but how high can he count?

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Sinbad has sent more pirates to the bottom of the sea than I can count... so like five.
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I feel like it's been a while since we've seen the blue nighttime filter

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@CactuarJoe ya know, because of the implications. Ah the Sinbad method.
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You are at no one's beck and call. Now get in the kitchen! Please. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar @CactuarJoe At least he realized how it sounded and said “please.”

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Oh. I get it. You're not a slave, but you're still a woman, so... you see how it is. Make yourself useful, right? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

How kind of the sorcerer to light his ship on fire to show Sinbad that he's following!

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Wow, Sinbad. The HRT is *really* effect--- oh, there you are.

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⁉️ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA ⛵🌊

💬 Charles H. Schneer, producer, on Caroline Munro's performance:

". . . We wanted her to project that sex appeal, because that was what was happening in the film business at the time. But we were still making a G-rated film, so we went for G-rated sex appeal."

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Every time someone says "ayah" I expect Uncle Roger to come out and talk about egg fried rice. #monsterdon

I wonder if he's using the same wind we're using? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

"A ship. Following us?" "Well, it sure ain't looking for Wendel Wilkie"

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#monsterdon There's a line here, goes “cash, grass, or ass…" and I'm here for it. Young master is dainty... going to be very popular with the men. VERY POPULAR.

Well, she doesn't have to obey, but the rest of the crew...
#Monsterdon

Fetch me a drink.

sudo !!

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Good gosh, the way she poured that drink, you'd think the carafe had been full of fuckin' sarin all shoot

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Oh? I'm not a slave now? Does that mean I get a normal shirt now?

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"you're not a slave"

"so I'll order you around...please"

#monsterdon

At least he said please.

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@CactuarJoe "now make me a sammich" #monsterdon

"You're free now. You can go anywhere you want... if you can swim to shore."

#Monsterdon

On this ship you are at no one's beck and call.

Unlike that useless teen, his ass is mine!

#monsterdon