Sinbad knows the magic word.
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This lady is not dressed for seafaring.

But... does it matter? #monsterdon

How do you do fellow kids?

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Sinbad for Emancipation! #monsterdon
But she does not trust

Yeah... a bit early in the millennium for abolitionism. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

@arrjay

🎵 sail away, sail away, sail away 🎵

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What's this boat of theirs supposed to be drawing, anyway? 30 centimetres? honestly it looks as deep as Indentured Crewman Osmond's work ethic

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Hard to believe that Caroline Munro would take a role where she wears a skimpy costume. #monsterdon

Sinbad: Dumbass can’t even hold his hashish
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I wish I belonged to myself, but in practice I just rent. #monsterdon

*flirting*

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Haroun is played by Kurt Christian.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0160044/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Christian

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is it

DAY FOR NIGHT?!

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Nothing conveys the expanse of open ocean like a tight close up on the hull of a ship. #Monsterdon

I question the wisdom of tasking this boy Haroun with being observant #Monsterdon

Sinbad is the least horny sailor that ever sailed the seven seas in the history of sailing or seas.

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Well Lemuria didn't exist when the original stories started so.... 😄

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Micky Dolenz hair

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Into the crow's nest, flyboy #monsterdon

Oh, Haroun. —No, hold the phone; that actor is a goddamned Baron? So what, that's Christopher Guest and this British kid playing the himbo on Sinbad's ship?

How the stinking sailor's cuss do I get myself a barony??

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Wastrel Son is supposed to be comic relief, but I dunno, it's not landing with me. Maybe because they're out to sea...

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Kid, you’re never going home.

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this kid is gonna be everyone's favorite just you wait and see

"You are no no one's beck and calll! . . . . Fetch me a drink!"

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YOU'RE SAILING AWAY...

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I can't tell if comic relief guy is Davy Jones of the Monkees or a lost brother of Donny Osmond

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"Work? Work? This is terrible!"

This kid gets it. #Monsterdon

That guy's gold mask is more money than those sailors will earn in a lifetime. #Monsterdon

He who is patient obtains.

The dude abides.

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But what is the phase of the moon? because if they don't have lights once the sun goes down it maybe very hard to follow another boat
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#monsterdon Whacks-On! Whacks-Off!

#monsterdon Jim Morrison not too happy to be pressganged

WHY did capes go out of favor I have a deep urge to wrap myself in black cloaks and mystery
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right first time, kid. good job.

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FABULOUS PRIZES

AWAIT

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A bounty to boot!

And a booty to bounce!

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Oh good the comic relief woke up. #Monsterdon

oh so they're going to eat that kid aren't they #monsterdon

@Binder for the lemurs

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@Binder It’s only a model.

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You know, if you were going to have Sinbad spout little proverbs all the time, you could at least have them make sense

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Good lord the fake accents are just too much!

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Lemuria? We have Hybrasil at home. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

La Mulana? oh no we'll be watching them solve puzzles for years! #monsterdon

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I hope Lemuria has a lot of lemurs on it!

If it's here, it can only be one place

(the place is here)

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comparing sinbad's cabin on the outside ship set to the interior set of his cabin from earlier in the movie indicates that it's bigger on the inside than the outside

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Look say what you will about this script but I've got like a million new aphorisms to build into my motivational speaking career
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I keep thinking Sinbad's flag looks like the crescents cast through a tree by a partial eclipse.

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"follow him gently"

WELL THEN

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Lemuria?! Shit, is Conan in this one!

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The mythical island of lemurs!

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Who let the Millennial on board?

Heyoooo.

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Follow him patiently, gently, cunningly.. gently?

@dogwelder

Sheet is a standard term for one type of rope on a sailing ship.

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I see where Disney got Jafar #Monsterdon

OK, so right after "He who is patient, obtains", we got the trademark Tom Baker grin!

I for one am thrilled.

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Do you know how to do a tail on someone? No? I'll leave you a manual. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Vocal fry, this one

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@CactuarJoe smells like fake old spice #monsterdon

“Every voyage has its own flavor. This one is strong with cardamom.”

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Hard to shake a tail at sea. Not a lot of meaningful cornering. #Monsterdon

That wasn't a very spirited "ayah." #monsterdon

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I was expecting Kool Aid Man to burst in.

Is that flag with 6 crescent moons a thing?

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here we go

a sailin'

with the SMALLEST SAILS IMAGINABLE

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And this voyage is GOLD flavoured! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

"Every voyage has its own flavor."

Mm, sour apple and a hint of aftershave. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear The ancient origin of jive handshakes.
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@dpiponi the score is brilliant! very dramatic but not overwrought as was so common of the era

overall I get the sense that this was the work of a team firing on all cylinders, especially since the budget was apparently quite small

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@CactuarJoe *tardis noises* #monsterdon

I already want to wipe the smirk off that gold mask

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Spotted a soda can floating in the water, by the bow, in that close up

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@holly The gargoyle bat thing disintegrated, so I've kind of lost interest. But I'm staying for the eye candy and potential monsters.
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I love how Sinbad’s men always have a pithy one liner at the ready. #Monsterdon

The lack of a proper anchor rail or port is distressing to me. I can almost forgive the lack of an anchor winch. Almost.

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I like this People's Captain thing where his flunky repeats his orders but louder. #Monsterdon

Heh, "gold going to a man's head"

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So, I guess his crew was waiting for him this whole time?

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@holly They have a ballast boy now. #monsterdon

The Girl is going to kill everyone once she boards the ship.

I'm ok with this.

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So Sinbad dove off the ship to the island, but now the ship is at the dock? Did I miss something?

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"Trust in Allah. Tie up your camel."

Wise words. 🤔

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The crewman is right.#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

I await this old man's mysterious death, please. #monsterdon

Yes, the sheet. That's the technical term for a sail. #monsterdon

Chambon

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#monsterdon "More likely he will laugh at me."

That's a good line. I like that.

“No matter what I sell you, you must take my son.”

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Ooooh riiiiight. Caroline Munro in a belly dancer outfit. Thaaaaats why teenage me loved this movie so much.
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They needed to practice that secret handshake a few more times, I think. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

oh it's gonna be a 2-for-1 deal.

the idiot and The Girl.

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Tattooed on by grease paint, hourly.
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"At night, a cotton seed is the same as a pearl"

Now, this guy, I like. #Monsterdon

Side mission

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Yes, that greasepaint is definitely a birthmark. #Monsterdon

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I wish I had been born with an eyeball on my palm also

Prince Valium has…not…improved his hair since last we saw him.
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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 he likes big butts and he cannot lie

"That mark, how did you get it?"
"I paint it fresh on there every morning."

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