"Who pursues us?"
Girl, if you find out, please let us know.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

She's really just not as good without a robot (that has a Texas accent for no discernable reason) to be weirdly attached to.

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

“We have the lead. We must maintain it” #Monsterdon

"Not quite the same. He has a real boat. Our "ship" only draws 30 centimetres."

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

@dogwelder uncle Roger negs sinbad for rinsing his rice after cooking #monsterdon

I wish I knew myself, too.

#monsterdon

"you're not a slave here. but you're still a woman! sorry them's the rules, gotta misogyny, you understand." #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

You have all a woman's gifts. Thanks, not threatening at all to your newest slave..

The Ship At Wit's End

#monsterdon

The pirates sent to the bottom of the sea are now mermaids

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I really liked the line about gold going to a man's head... #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

You're being chased by BATMAN? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon he was hiding a Kenny Loggins mullet under his turban

"Sinbad has sent more pirates to the bottom of the sea than I can count!"

"Yes, but do they make it there?"

"I— "

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

the ship doesn't have a PA, just a REALLY LOUD GUY

#monsterdon

More pirates than he can count but how high can he count?

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974

I feel like it's been a while since we've seen the blue nighttime filter

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

@CactuarJoe ya know, because of the implications. Ah the Sinbad method.
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You are at no one's beck and call. Now get in the kitchen! Please. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar @CactuarJoe At least he realized how it sounded and said “please.”

#Monsterdon

Oh. I get it. You're not a slave, but you're still a woman, so... you see how it is. Make yourself useful, right? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

How kind of the sorcerer to light his ship on fire to show Sinbad that he's following!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Wow, Sinbad. The HRT is *really* effect--- oh, there you are.

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA ⛵🌊

💬 Charles H. Schneer, producer, on Caroline Munro's performance:

". . . We wanted her to project that sex appeal, because that was what was happening in the film business at the time. But we were still making a G-rated film, so we went for G-rated sex appeal."

#GoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Every time someone says "ayah" I expect Uncle Roger to come out and talk about egg fried rice. #monsterdon

I wonder if he's using the same wind we're using? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

"A ship. Following us?" "Well, it sure ain't looking for Wendel Wilkie"

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#monsterdon There's a line here, goes “cash, grass, or ass…" and I'm here for it. Young master is dainty... going to be very popular with the men. VERY POPULAR.

Well, she doesn't have to obey, but the rest of the crew...
#Monsterdon

Good gosh, the way she poured that drink, you'd think the carafe had been full of fuckin' sarin all shoot

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Fetch me a drink.

sudo !!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Oh? I'm not a slave now? Does that mean I get a normal shirt now?

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

"you're not a slave"

"so I'll order you around...please"

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "now make me a sammich" #monsterdon

"You're free now. You can go anywhere you want... if you can swim to shore."

#Monsterdon

On this ship you are at no one's beck and call.

Unlike that useless teen, his ass is mine!

#monsterdon

Sinbad knows the magic word.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

This lady is not dressed for seafaring.

But... does it matter? #monsterdon

How do you do fellow kids?

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Sinbad for Emancipation! #monsterdon
But she does not trust

What's this boat of theirs supposed to be drawing, anyway? 30 centimetres? honestly it looks as deep as Indentured Crewman Osmond's work ethic

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Hard to believe that Caroline Munro would take a role where she wears a skimpy costume. #monsterdon

Sinbad: Dumbass can’t even hold his hashish
#Monsterdon

*flirting*

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Haroun is played by Kurt Christian.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0160044/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Christian

#monsterdon

is it

DAY FOR NIGHT?!

#monsterdon

Nothing conveys the expanse of open ocean like a tight close up on the hull of a ship. #Monsterdon

I question the wisdom of tasking this boy Haroun with being observant #Monsterdon

Well Lemuria didn't exist when the original stories started so.... 😄

#monsterdon

Micky Dolenz hair

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#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Into the crow's nest, flyboy #monsterdon

Oh, Haroun. —No, hold the phone; that actor is a goddamned Baron? So what, that's Christopher Guest and this British kid playing the himbo on Sinbad's ship?

How the stinking sailor's cuss do I get myself a barony??

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Wastrel Son is supposed to be comic relief, but I dunno, it's not landing with me. Maybe because they're out to sea...

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Kid, you’re never going home.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

this kid is gonna be everyone's favorite just you wait and see

"You are no no one's beck and calll! . . . . Fetch me a drink!"

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

YOU'RE SAILING AWAY...

#monsterdon

I can't tell if comic relief guy is Davy Jones of the Monkees or a lost brother of Donny Osmond

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

"Work? Work? This is terrible!"

This kid gets it. #Monsterdon

That guy's gold mask is more money than those sailors will earn in a lifetime. #Monsterdon

He who is patient obtains.

The dude abides.

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

But what is the phase of the moon? because if they don't have lights once the sun goes down it maybe very hard to follow another boat
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Whacks-On! Whacks-Off!

#monsterdon Jim Morrison not too happy to be pressganged

WHY did capes go out of favor I have a deep urge to wrap myself in black cloaks and mystery
#Monsterdon

right first time, kid. good job.

#monsterdon

FABULOUS PRIZES

AWAIT

#monsterdon

Oh good the comic relief woke up. #Monsterdon

A bounty to boot!

And a booty to bounce!

#Monsterdon

oh so they're going to eat that kid aren't they #monsterdon

@Binder for the lemurs

#monsterdon

You know, if you were going to have Sinbad spout little proverbs all the time, you could at least have them make sense

#Monsterdon

@Binder It’s only a model.

#Monsterdon

Lemuria? We have Hybrasil at home. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Good lord the fake accents are just too much!

#Monsterdon

La Mulana? oh no we'll be watching them solve puzzles for years! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

I hope Lemuria has a lot of lemurs on it!

If it's here, it can only be one place

(the place is here)

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

comparing sinbad's cabin on the outside ship set to the interior set of his cabin from earlier in the movie indicates that it's bigger on the inside than the outside

#monsterdon

I keep thinking Sinbad's flag looks like the crescents cast through a tree by a partial eclipse.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

"follow him gently"

WELL THEN

#monsterdon

Lemuria?! Shit, is Conan in this one!

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The mythical island of lemurs!

#Monsterdon

Who let the Millennial on board?

Heyoooo.

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#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Follow him patiently, gently, cunningly.. gently?

@dogwelder

Sheet is a standard term for one type of rope on a sailing ship.

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

I see where Disney got Jafar #Monsterdon

OK, so right after "He who is patient, obtains", we got the trademark Tom Baker grin!

I for one am thrilled.

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Do you know how to do a tail on someone? No? I'll leave you a manual. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Vocal fry, this one

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

@CactuarJoe smells like fake old spice #monsterdon

“Every voyage has its own flavor. This one is strong with cardamom.”

#Monsterdon

Hard to shake a tail at sea. Not a lot of meaningful cornering. #Monsterdon

@rebeld #monsterdon

I was expecting Kool Aid Man to burst in.

That wasn't a very spirited "ayah." #monsterdon

Is that flag with 6 crescent moons a thing?

#Monsterdon

here we go

a sailin'

with the SMALLEST SAILS IMAGINABLE

#monsterdon

And this voyage is GOLD flavoured! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

"Every voyage has its own flavor."

Mm, sour apple and a hint of aftershave. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear The ancient origin of jive handshakes.
#monsterdon