"Who pursues us?"
Girl, if you find out, please let us know.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
She's really just not as good without a robot (that has a Texas accent for no discernable reason) to be weirdly attached to.
#Monsterdonβ© β¨#GoldenVoyage1973
βWe have the lead. We must maintain itβ #Monsterdon
"Not quite the same. He has a real boat. Our "ship" only draws 30 centimetres."
@dogwelder uncle Roger negs sinbad for rinsing his rice after cooking #monsterdon
I wish I knew myself, too.
"you're not a slave here. but you're still a woman! sorry them's the rules, gotta misogyny, you understand." #monsterdon
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
You have all a woman's gifts. Thanks, not threatening at all to your newest slave..
The Ship At Wit's End
The pirates sent to the bottom of the sea are now mermaids
I really liked the line about gold going to a man's head... #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
You're being chased by BATMAN? #Monsterdon
#monsterdon he was hiding a Kenny Loggins mullet under his turban
"Sinbad has sent more pirates to the bottom of the sea than I can count!"
"Yes, but do they make it there?"
"Iβ "
the ship doesn't have a PA, just a REALLY LOUD GUY
More pirates than he can count but how high can he count?
I feel like it's been a while since we've seen the blue nighttime filter
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
@CactuarJoe ya know, because of the implications. Ah the Sinbad method.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
You are at no one's beck and call. Now get in the kitchen! Please. #Monsterdon
@xerozohar @CactuarJoe At least he realized how it sounded and said βplease.β
Oh. I get it. You're not a slave, but you're still a woman, so... you see how it is. Make yourself useful, right? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
How kind of the sorcerer to light his ship on fire to show Sinbad that he's following!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Wow, Sinbad. The HRT is *really* effect--- oh, there you are.
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA β΅π
π¬ Charles H. Schneer, producer, on Caroline Munro's performance:
". . . We wanted her to project that sex appeal, because that was what was happening in the film business at the time. But we were still making a G-rated film, so we went for G-rated sex appeal."
Every time someone says "ayah" I expect Uncle Roger to come out and talk about egg fried rice. #monsterdon
I wonder if he's using the same wind we're using? #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
"A ship. Following us?" "Well, it sure ain't looking for Wendel Wilkie"
#monsterdon There's a line here, goes βcash, grass, or assβ¦" and I'm here for it. Young master is dainty... going to be very popular with the men. VERY POPULAR.
Well, she doesn't have to obey, but the rest of the crew...
#Monsterdon
Good gosh, the way she poured that drink, you'd think the carafe had been full of fuckin' sarin all shoot
Oh? I'm not a slave now? Does that mean I get a normal shirt now?
@CactuarJoe "now make me a sammich" #monsterdon
"You're free now. You can go anywhere you want... if you can swim to shore."
On this ship you are at no one's beck and call.
Unlike that useless teen, his ass is mine!
Sinbad knows the magic word.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
This lady is not dressed for seafaring.
But... does it matter? #monsterdon
How do you do fellow kids?
Sinbad for Emancipation! #monsterdon
But she does not trust
What's this boat of theirs supposed to be drawing, anyway? 30 centimetres? honestly it looks as deep as Indentured Crewman Osmond's work ethic
Hard to believe that Caroline Munro would take a role where she wears a skimpy costume. #monsterdon
Sinbad: Dumbass canβt even hold his hashish
#Monsterdon
*flirting*
Haroun is played by Kurt Christian.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0160044/
Nothing conveys the expanse of open ocean like a tight close up on the hull of a ship. #Monsterdon
I question the wisdom of tasking this boy Haroun with being observant #Monsterdon
Well Lemuria didn't exist when the original stories started so.... π
Micky Dolenz hair
Into the crow's nest, flyboy #monsterdon
Oh, Haroun. βNo, hold the phone; that actor is a goddamned Baron? So what, that's Christopher Guest and this British kid playing the himbo on Sinbad's ship?
How the stinking sailor's cuss do I get myself a barony??
Wastrel Son is supposed to be comic relief, but I dunno, it's not landing with me. Maybe because they're out to sea...
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Kid, youβre never going home.
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
this kid is gonna be everyone's favorite just you wait and see
"You are no no one's beck and calll! . . . . Fetch me a drink!"
YOU'RE SAILING AWAY...
I can't tell if comic relief guy is Davy Jones of the Monkees or a lost brother of Donny Osmond
"Work? Work? This is terrible!"
This kid gets it. #Monsterdon
That guy's gold mask is more money than those sailors will earn in a lifetime. #Monsterdon
But what is the phase of the moon? because if they don't have lights once the sun goes down it maybe very hard to follow another boat
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Whacks-On! Whacks-Off!
#monsterdon Jim Morrison not too happy to be pressganged
WHY did capes go out of favor I have a deep urge to wrap myself in black cloaks and mystery
#Monsterdon
right first time, kid. good job.
Oh good the comic relief woke up. #Monsterdon
oh so they're going to eat that kid aren't they #monsterdon
@Binder for the lemurs
You know, if you were going to have Sinbad spout little proverbs all the time, you could at least have them make sense
@Binder Itβs only a model.
Lemuria? We have Hybrasil at home. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
Good lord the fake accents are just too much!
La Mulana? oh no we'll be watching them solve puzzles for years! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
I hope Lemuria has a lot of lemurs on it!
comparing sinbad's cabin on the outside ship set to the interior set of his cabin from earlier in the movie indicates that it's bigger on the inside than the outside
I keep thinking Sinbad's flag looks like the crescents cast through a tree by a partial eclipse.
Lemuria?! Shit, is Conan in this one!
The mythical island of lemurs!
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
Follow him patiently, gently, cunningly.. gently?
Sheet is a standard term for one type of rope on a sailing ship.
I see where Disney got Jafar #Monsterdon
OK, so right after "He who is patient, obtains", we got the trademark Tom Baker grin!
I for one am thrilled.
Do you know how to do a tail on someone? No? I'll leave you a manual. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
Vocal fry, this one
@CactuarJoe smells like fake old spice #monsterdon
βEvery voyage has its own flavor. This one is strong with cardamom.β
Hard to shake a tail at sea. Not a lot of meaningful cornering. #Monsterdon
I was expecting Kool Aid Man to burst in.
That wasn't a very spirited "ayah." #monsterdon
Is that flag with 6 crescent moons a thing?
And this voyage is GOLD flavoured! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
"Every voyage has its own flavor."
Mm, sour apple and a hint of aftershave. #Monsterdon
@cocaine_owlbear The ancient origin of jive handshakes.
#monsterdon