Given the strain, would it not have been easier to send like a couple of guys with swords to steal the chart? #Monsterdon

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Remember to stay hydrated and electro-lyted while casting your spells..

ah, night filter. My eternal enemy. #monsterdon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’M COMING
#Monsterdon

All of us watching have plenty of time to lose, perhaps we can make a donation

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He's feeling the effects of a life long overuse of C.

Frequent screaming of return; and rapid aging.

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Koura's going to regenerate into Peter Davison before the end of the movie at this rate #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

"What use are Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
So the Bellman would cry; and the crew would reply:
"They are merely conventional signs!"

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Achmed is a fantastically good employee. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

You need to shout it like GWAR at the end of that one song, Mr. Sorceror:

RETURN! RETURN! RETURN!

Not only is she wooden, she is literally underwater; she can pretend not to hear you until you die

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Nice to see magic have a price.

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Apparently the price of magic in this universe is wrinkles

Can I interest you in some skin cream....

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She wasn't very flexible at all. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

c'mon Tom you can't use the TARDIS recall without your sonic, duh #monsterdon

See, Koura, this is what you get for entering battle without enough Tri-Stat potions, you TOTALLY ran out of Magicka there, my dude

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#monsterdon I see we're busy gaslighting Prince Valium.

Return...the slab!

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koura’s favorite key on the keyboard? return #monsterdon

I figured wood would be more amenable to floating

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That went well.

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that's a hell of a price for sorcery #monsterdon

Can we say she was "Unyielding"? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

Now's your chance to seize Koura's power, minion! #Monsterdon

She sank? This is feeling more and more like a One Piece arc. Sinbad needs a guy with swords, a kick guy, and done kinda animal mascot.
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Tom always did know how to chew the scenery <3 #Monsterdon

@moira Tom returned for many seasons!

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA ⛵🌊

👀 Now the wooden creature has left the ship, but if you're alert, later, you may see a view of the ship where the figurehead has magically returned.

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Why are there bubbles coming out of the wooden statue's ass?

#monsterdon

this ship's mast-homunculous features CallBack ™️

#monsterdon

is Korra controlling her by mind power, or by dialogue?

#monsterdon

But... "return" is just back to the forecastle of the ship

Why would "return" work for you?

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I don't mean to criticize the writing, but what was the point of all that?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon They're remarkably unphased by their figurehead coming to life.

In unrelated news, a miniature floated to the bottom of an aquarium. #Monsterdon

I quite don't see how fire in a wooden ship is a good idea
#Monsterdon

Killing her with fire seems like a reckless strategy considering the situation #Monsterdon

Wouldn't the ink run on that chart she stole?

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Stupid Tubi commercials....

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Wow that dropped into almost 6 inches of water!

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She's winning, why pull back?
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#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

oh bu no problem she'll float right?

Something’s wrong!… The ship’s in a wide shot!….

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I love how the extended Foley for this scene is just the Foley guy trying like FUCK not to get that mic caught under the runner of his rocking chair

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But hey, we got a monster out of it!

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RETURN THE SLAB #monsterdon

return why?

#monsterdon

this is fine

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wait wouldn't the mast-head be treated the same way as the rest of the ship to resist burning? or was that not a thing? #monsterdon

I don't mean to be a backseat adventurer, but I'm pretty sure you do NOT light things on fire by stabbing at them with a torch like it's a spear. #Monsterdon

YES! FIRE ON THE WOODEN SHIP!

this will only end well.

#monsterdon

And setting it on fire will not result in the outcome you're hoping for! #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

but I think you might not wanna burn a wooden lady on your wooden ship?

She clearly finds your, uh, staff unimpressive, dude #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Oh. She's a wood golem. Neat.
FIRE BAD!!! RAAAAR! CREAK!
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the human actors aren't interacting nearly as well with the stopmotion as in the skeleton war last week, which is sad because this is quality motion

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What, they just open flames on a ship‽
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He who lives on a wooden boat should be careful about fighting with fire.

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Fight the wooden giantess. W/ fire. On your wooden ship. While she's holding your vital chart. Which is paper. Okay, boss. #Monsterdon

"THROW THE TORCHES AT IT NO NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOTS NOW THE DECK IS ON FIRE"

#Monsterdon

Have a little fire wood crow!

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Wood MAD!
Wood STOMP!
#Monsterdon

I was really expecting Sinbad to reason with it

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You'd think fire would be the obvious thing to try

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I'll bet it's the last time they sail on a ship with a figurehead on the bow.

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Thus making it a charred chart. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Does anyone else think Sinbad has a little bit of a Christian Bale look going on?

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♪ Farewell you ladies of Spain ♫ #Monsterdon

Bleh. The audio is pretty bad on this laptop, and I can't really make out anything anyone is saying, and I don't have subtitles. Gonna have to catch up on this some other time. >.< #Monsterdon

It's holding the valuable paper we need! Hit it with fire! #Monsterdon

@Terencio oooh yeah!

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Now you've gone and made the ship decoration alive and into a killing machine. She's mad.
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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 chopped through the heart! and you're too blame baby you give wood a bad name

Isn't this the theme music from Airplane?

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So if merely making a gate fall _with gravity_ cost evil dude an aged hand, what is this gonna cost?

#monsterdon

Bad guy schmad guy: anyone who can make a tall, stacked woman that terrifies men is a-okay in my book

wannaclimbherlikeatree Who said that
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I think I first saw it in a cinema, yes I’m that old! :blobcatgiggle2:

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The Doctor summoned a Weeping Angel!

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That seemed low-effort.

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What is it with these movies and not putting the figurehead on the front of the ship? #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Just yeet that guy overboard.

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Wow. Tom Baker has Gowron eyes! #monsterdon

If this walking statue and the Not Slave girl talk to each other, will we have an almost Bechdel pass???

#Monsterdon

Wood on wood violence. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Her performance is kinda wooden this time, tho :/ #monsterdon

Does Koura say his own name multiple times as part of his chants?

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Another dramatic masthead. But not Hera this time. #Monsterdon

if you are trying to get another ship to lead you to a treasure, rule number one is don't enchant the wooden broad on their ship to kill everyone onboard before you get there #monsterdon

Harryhausen loved a living ship's figurehead. This is the second time. The stop motion animator's barely disguised fetish?
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Throwing people overboard, knocking a string off of a table, batting at a stick... is this thing a cat? #Monsterdon

See now this is more like it

monster smash

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"Cut that out" yoink

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"Stooop iiiiiit" #Monsterdon

Tom - uuh what
#monsterdon

Must be Friday. Figurehead wants her weekly paycheck.

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I feel like the splintering of wood in the middle of the rocks should have been more concerning
#monsterdon

Haroom IS a genius! #Monsterdon

They need to hit metal head with a spoon every once in a while to emphasize a point

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The writer's barely disguised giantess fetish. #Monsterdon

Oooooh, she's a CAT demon monster woodin droid thing

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She's pretty but her acting is a bit wooden #Monsterdon