Villain is really only 14 years old
seriously i want that giant fishbowl vessel to carry around with me like one of those gigantic waterbottles the kids have nowadays #monsterdon
Achmed is cool. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
Yesss make more squeaky dudes. #monsterdon
"No, I defy the demons of batboy"
ugh, he is, that's a beaker full of Baker pee D: #Monsterdon
Here is your fintuzler, sir...If you drink it all in one sitting, it is free!
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza When all you've got is a hammer...
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
@ottaross Koura is after abso-lute power, though. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
Koura is an alchemy DIY kinda guy.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
The rules of magic suck in this fantasy world. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
This ship has more flasks than a chemist's lab..
Does that count a s "wine" #bingo
#yeah no I'm Gonna have to hope out on this #Monsterdon. I tried to watch a few minutes and I just hate it
#monsterdon Coffee in a bucket.
oh hey it's Trapper and Hawkeye's still. #monsterdon
I just noticed how many different timpani the orchestra has this go round. A lot more than the 2 timpani for the entire Hercules franchise.
The first mate is such a Danny Downer
...Oh tell me he's not brewing another homunculous π€’ #Monsterdon
That's some expensive glassware.
πΆ Lemuria, Lemuria, whoah-oh-oh πΆ
@jonny My guy was a lil late calling that one, right? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad π₯πΏ
@ottaross Also Starcrash, I discovered, which... really seems like a good #monsterdon candidate in its own right
I miss Lost. I loved that show. #monsterdon
Yep, that's a matte painting alright.
#monsterdon *gasp* "but I WAS playing a tune!"
C'mon man, the audience doesn't need everything explained
Jesus Tom I knew you were a wine mom but that's a lot even for
Finding Lamuria seems to have not been a problem for something that is supposedly been mythical. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
do you think they hired one hair removal specialist to do every dude's chest or would they have had to have multiples?
Oh, Haroun. So extraneous they don't even have to picture you in scenes; you can be punched up in post
Lemuria. Where we are destined to find lemurs.
le muria *tips fedora* #monsterdon
"land ho" oh you mean that gigantic island that takes up most of the horizon thanks for the heads up #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe like I get night shooting is hard as hell but there's better ways! c'mon ya'll! #monsterdon
#monsterdon "Land, Ho!"
okay first, rude
"Come on you dogs! We've time to lose, and we've gone too far!"
It's not very easy to see land at night.
It's a lot easier during day for night though
The ship's figurehead has become emancipated!
That was a super dramatic nothing to get the map out of the hand. That was like 10 minutes of run time for a really simple plot point.
#monsterdon
Sword better at hacking off limbs than an axe. Of course. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
Strum that lute, y'all!
he's a pirate, all he cares about is loot
@xerozohar Nothin' screams low-budget quite as loud :/ #Monsterdon
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA β΅π
Christopher Lee turned down the role of Koura.
cc: @floofpaldi
Given the strain, would it not have been easier to send like a couple of guys with swords to steal the chart? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
Remember to stay hydrated and electro-lyted while casting your spells..
ah, night filter. My eternal enemy. #monsterdon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IβM COMING
#Monsterdon
All of us watching have plenty of time to lose, perhaps we can make a donation
He's feeling the effects of a life long overuse of C.
Frequent screaming of return; and rapid aging.
Koura's going to regenerate into Peter Davison before the end of the movie at this rate #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
"What use are Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
So the Bellman would cry; and the crew would reply:
"They are merely conventional signs!"
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Achmed is a fantastically good employee. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
You need to shout it like GWAR at the end of that one song, Mr. Sorceror:
RETURN! RETURN! RETURN!
Not only is she wooden, she is literally underwater; she can pretend not to hear you until you die
Nice to see magic have a price.
Apparently the price of magic in this universe is wrinkles
Can I interest you in some skin cream....
She wasn't very flexible at all. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad π₯πΏ
c'mon Tom you can't use the TARDIS recall without your sonic, duh #monsterdon
See, Koura, this is what you get for entering battle without enough Tri-Stat potions, you TOTALLY ran out of Magicka there, my dude
#monsterdon I see we're busy gaslighting Prince Valium.
Return...the slab!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
kouraβs favorite key on the keyboard? return #monsterdon
I figured wood would be more amenable to floating
That went well.
that's a hell of a price for sorcery #monsterdon
Now's your chance to seize Koura's power, minion! #Monsterdon
She sank? This is feeling more and more like a One Piece arc. Sinbad needs a guy with swords, a kick guy, and done kinda animal mascot.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
Tom always did know how to chew the scenery <3 #Monsterdon
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA β΅π
π Now the wooden creature has left the ship, but if you're alert, later, you may see a view of the ship where the figurehead has magically returned.
Why are there bubbles coming out of the wooden statue's ass?
this ship's mast-homunculous features CallBack β’οΈ
is Korra controlling her by mind power, or by dialogue?
But... "return" is just back to the forecastle of the ship
Why would "return" work for you?
#monsterdon They're remarkably unphased by their figurehead coming to life.
In unrelated news, a miniature floated to the bottom of an aquarium. #Monsterdon
I quite don't see how fire in a wooden ship is a good idea
#Monsterdon
Killing her with fire seems like a reckless strategy considering the situation #Monsterdon
Wouldn't the ink run on that chart she stole?
Stupid Tubi commercials....
Wow that dropped into almost 6 inches of water!
She's winning, why pull back?
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
oh bu no problem she'll float right?
Somethingβs wrong!β¦ The shipβs in a wide shot!β¦.
I love how the extended Foley for this scene is just the Foley guy trying like FUCK not to get that mic caught under the runner of his rocking chair
But hey, we got a monster out of it!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
RETURN THE SLAB #monsterdon
return why?
this is fine
wait wouldn't the mast-head be treated the same way as the rest of the ship to resist burning? or was that not a thing? #monsterdon
I don't mean to be a backseat adventurer, but I'm pretty sure you do NOT light things on fire by stabbing at them with a torch like it's a spear. #Monsterdon
And setting it on fire will not result in the outcome you're hoping for! #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
but I think you might not wanna burn a wooden lady on your wooden ship?
She clearly finds your, uh, staff unimpressive, dude #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
Oh. She's a wood golem. Neat.
FIRE BAD!!! RAAAAR! CREAK!
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad