Given the strain, would it not have been easier to send like a couple of guys with swords to steal the chart? #Monsterdon
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#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
Remember to stay hydrated and electro-lyted while casting your spells..
ah, night filter. My eternal enemy. #monsterdon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IβM COMING
#Monsterdon
All of us watching have plenty of time to lose, perhaps we can make a donation
He's feeling the effects of a life long overuse of C.
Frequent screaming of return; and rapid aging.
Koura's going to regenerate into Peter Davison before the end of the movie at this rate #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
"What use are Mercator's North Poles and Equators,
Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"
So the Bellman would cry; and the crew would reply:
"They are merely conventional signs!"
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Achmed is a fantastically good employee. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
You need to shout it like GWAR at the end of that one song, Mr. Sorceror:
RETURN! RETURN! RETURN!
Not only is she wooden, she is literally underwater; she can pretend not to hear you until you die
Nice to see magic have a price.
Apparently the price of magic in this universe is wrinkles
Can I interest you in some skin cream....
She wasn't very flexible at all. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad π₯πΏ
c'mon Tom you can't use the TARDIS recall without your sonic, duh #monsterdon
See, Koura, this is what you get for entering battle without enough Tri-Stat potions, you TOTALLY ran out of Magicka there, my dude
#monsterdon I see we're busy gaslighting Prince Valium.
Return...the slab!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
kouraβs favorite key on the keyboard? return #monsterdon
I figured wood would be more amenable to floating
That went well.
that's a hell of a price for sorcery #monsterdon
Can we say she was "Unyielding"? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad π₯πΏ
Now's your chance to seize Koura's power, minion! #Monsterdon
She sank? This is feeling more and more like a One Piece arc. Sinbad needs a guy with swords, a kick guy, and done kinda animal mascot.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
Tom always did know how to chew the scenery <3 #Monsterdon
@moira Tom returned for many seasons!
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA β΅π
π Now the wooden creature has left the ship, but if you're alert, later, you may see a view of the ship where the figurehead has magically returned.
Why are there bubbles coming out of the wooden statue's ass?
this ship's mast-homunculous features CallBack β’οΈ
is Korra controlling her by mind power, or by dialogue?
But... "return" is just back to the forecastle of the ship
Why would "return" work for you?
I don't mean to criticize the writing, but what was the point of all that?
#monsterdon
#monsterdon They're remarkably unphased by their figurehead coming to life.
In unrelated news, a miniature floated to the bottom of an aquarium. #Monsterdon
I quite don't see how fire in a wooden ship is a good idea
#Monsterdon
Killing her with fire seems like a reckless strategy considering the situation #Monsterdon
Wouldn't the ink run on that chart she stole?
Stupid Tubi commercials....
Wow that dropped into almost 6 inches of water!
She's winning, why pull back?
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
oh bu no problem she'll float right?
Somethingβs wrong!β¦ The shipβs in a wide shot!β¦.
I love how the extended Foley for this scene is just the Foley guy trying like FUCK not to get that mic caught under the runner of his rocking chair
But hey, we got a monster out of it!
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
RETURN THE SLAB #monsterdon
return why?
this is fine
wait wouldn't the mast-head be treated the same way as the rest of the ship to resist burning? or was that not a thing? #monsterdon
I don't mean to be a backseat adventurer, but I'm pretty sure you do NOT light things on fire by stabbing at them with a torch like it's a spear. #Monsterdon
And setting it on fire will not result in the outcome you're hoping for! #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
but I think you might not wanna burn a wooden lady on your wooden ship?
She clearly finds your, uh, staff unimpressive, dude #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
Oh. She's a wood golem. Neat.
FIRE BAD!!! RAAAAR! CREAK!
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
the human actors aren't interacting nearly as well with the stopmotion as in the skeleton war last week, which is sad because this is quality motion
What, they just open flames on a shipβ½
#monsterdon
He who lives on a wooden boat should be careful about fighting with fire.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Fight the wooden giantess. W/ fire. On your wooden ship. While she's holding your vital chart. Which is paper. Okay, boss. #Monsterdon
"THROW THE TORCHES AT IT NO NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOTS NOW THE DECK IS ON FIRE"
Have a little fire wood crow!
Wood MAD!
Wood STOMP!
#Monsterdon
I was really expecting Sinbad to reason with it
You'd think fire would be the obvious thing to try
I'll bet it's the last time they sail on a ship with a figurehead on the bow.
Thus making it a charred chart. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
Does anyone else think Sinbad has a little bit of a Christian Bale look going on?
βͺ Farewell you ladies of Spain β« #Monsterdon
Bleh. The audio is pretty bad on this laptop, and I can't really make out anything anyone is saying, and I don't have subtitles. Gonna have to catch up on this some other time. >.< #Monsterdon
It's holding the valuable paper we need! Hit it with fire! #Monsterdon
@Terencio oooh yeah!
Now you've gone and made the ship decoration alive and into a killing machine. She's mad.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 chopped through the heart! and you're too blame baby you give wood a bad name
Isn't this the theme music from Airplane?
So if merely making a gate fall _with gravity_ cost evil dude an aged hand, what is this gonna cost?
Bad guy schmad guy: anyone who can make a tall, stacked woman that terrifies men is a-okay in my book
wannaclimbherlikeatree Who said that
#Monsterdon
I think I first saw it in a cinema, yes Iβm that old! :blobcatgiggle2:
The Doctor summoned a Weeping Angel!
#Monsterdonβ© β¨#GoldenVoyage1973
That seemed low-effort.
What is it with these movies and not putting the figurehead on the front of the ship? #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
Just yeet that guy overboard.
Wow. Tom Baker has Gowron eyes! #monsterdon
If this walking statue and the Not Slave girl talk to each other, will we have an almost Bechdel pass???
Wood on wood violence. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Her performance is kinda wooden this time, tho :/ #monsterdon
Does Koura say his own name multiple times as part of his chants?
Another dramatic masthead. But not Hera this time. #Monsterdon
if you are trying to get another ship to lead you to a treasure, rule number one is don't enchant the wooden broad on their ship to kill everyone onboard before you get there #monsterdon
Harryhausen loved a living ship's figurehead. This is the second time. The stop motion animator's barely disguised fetish?
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
Throwing people overboard, knocking a string off of a table, batting at a stick... is this thing a cat? #Monsterdon
"Cut that out" yoink
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
"Stooop iiiiiit" #Monsterdon
Tom - uuh what
#monsterdon
Must be Friday. Figurehead wants her weekly paycheck.
I feel like the splintering of wood in the middle of the rocks should have been more concerning
#monsterdon
Haroom IS a genius! #Monsterdon
They need to hit metal head with a spoon every once in a while to emphasize a point
The writer's barely disguised giantess fetish. #Monsterdon
Oooooh, she's a CAT demon monster woodin droid thing
She's pretty but her acting is a bit wooden #Monsterdon