Dude, you brought the temple down. Not cool.

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Goddess with many limbs... can we get a hint on how many titties? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

oh, that's some bad riddles oracle...
#monsterdon
#Goldenvoyage1974

guy sounds like one of those brothers from Myst #monsterdon

asynchronous #monsterdon
Definitely keep the hallucination brooch necklace thing, it comes with a veiled dancer

It's impossible to take the oracle seriously when his projector zooms in on his mouth like that

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

DESTINY

DESTINY

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North- to Alaska! Goin' north, the rush is on. #monsterdon

Wait. Why did fire demon guy start with rhyming couplets and then just give up halfway through??

#Monsterdon

Why does God need a starship?

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

The demon dude in the flames is in a completely different movie and doesn’t know it.

#Monsterdon

Wow! That guy is grumpy!

#GoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
#Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, true evil lies in the hearts of mankind, can I have a towel? You're spitting all over. #Monsterdon

Does Koura have the third piece in the little chest he's been carrying?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Nah, my guy, you can't break up the flow like that and keep the crowd with you; if you get some rhythm, you keep it and spit harder

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

"Like a rainbow in the dar... sky" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

How long does this gibberish go on?

#Monsterdon

I remember this puzzle from Myst. #Monsterdon

Okay, maybe hang up a few acoustic panels in the oracular recitation hall? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

I love this horned dork. 😁 #Monsterdon

The Green Man? The great god Pan? Who are you magic horned bearded oracle god head man?
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

So this god or demon is into beat poetry?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

did she fall on the well and become a horrible hologram?
#monsterdon

To guardian: "So... You just hang out here?"

#Monsterdon

"Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes."

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The bling around Sinbad's neck has me chuckling.

Doing a little asynchronous #monsterdon tonight, The Golden Voyage of Sinbad.

Yesssssss pterodactyl creature, kicking this off right

Great. We’ve got a rhyming oracle demon

#Monsterdon

This rhyme is terrible.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

rhyming couplets aren't necessarily riddles but they are nice

Black milk? Like Elon's son orders at restaurants? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

I hope someone is writing all of this down.

#Monsterdon

Cat in the Hat oracle...FML!

#Monsterdon

Uh-oh, she's having a seizure, put a wallet under her tongue #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Djinn appears...

> WHAT is your favorite color?

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Is that Ember or Umber? I can never tell.

Damn right I made a The Magicians reference.

#Monsterdon

Now they have toxic well bees.
Good work.
#Monsterdon

Is that Dave Grohl?

#Monsterdon

pay no attention to the man inside the well #monsterdon

WHO DARES DISTURB THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

I WAS JUST GETTING CAUGHT UP ON MY STORIES

THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD

#monsterdon

Mister "Very Cowardly Legs" isn't running away but the woman is? Real classy, movie, real classy

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Do you have to apply for the job sitting next to the oracle well all day or is that like a family thing?

#Monsterdon

Oh dang, well's full of sunshine. Oh, no, sorry. Woke up Oscar the Grouch. #Monsterdon

The well, of course, exuding petrochemical gases, which is where the visions come from. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

okay, so is this basically a quest over mending a broken commemorative plate? I'm confused.

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

They should get a plumber to look at that toilet.

Damn

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

(CHANTING BECOMES LOUDER)

Aww yea!

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

Looks like Oracle Guardian is maybe not such a great gig.
#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974

hut hut hut

hai

hai

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

This is gonna wreck Kvatch

#Monsterdon

“Wait! Don’t put the golden tablets so close to the edge of the chasm.”

#Monsterdon

I'll have what she's having...

#Monsterdon

going #monsterdon cave mode once more

I love how the oracle just waits in that cavern, like forever, until someone shows up.

#Monsterdon

Vizier, NO ONE wants a Bitcoin.

#monsterdon

@moira Sinbad's gonna start gnawing on 'em #Monsterdon

@log

Fool of a Took!

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

O Toilet of mystery, accept our offering... #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

The set work is awesome in its awesomeness. Cave, temple, faces, you name it.

Guardian starts singing Rumors

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Throw 'em in the well! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Early AI

#Monsterdon

dig the accessibility stairs cut into the cavern

#monsterdon

Is that Stevie Nicks?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

"Is it the oracle?" "No, it's the bobbin."

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

They have to go through the Average Eminence and the Good Eminence before getting to the Great Eminence

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

@ramsey Aieeeee! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon Don't blink Sinbad!

Everyone looking a little hot in those mountain climbng robes #Monsterdon

THE ORACLE

no, no, not Ellison's Oracle, a good one.

#monsterdon

I bring you a token. You can use it to ride any bus in the city. #monsterdon

The cave is lit with lava lamps...perfect product placement!

#Monsterdon

The great eminence rebranded to Eminem later as it's way easier to say
#Monsterdon

"A temple with many faces" designed by Buckminster-Fuller #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

So Lemuria is in Thailand?
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

just got really strong deja vu on the 'my head is fine I have cowardly legs' line was that used in another one of our movies too?

Bigfoot?

#Monsterdon

scientists need to study the size of the stoner son's jaw, he would instantly become the king of the looksmaxxers #monsterdon

I've seen this Star Trek set #monsterdon

“Your courage has deserted you.”

“Me? No. I never had any courage to begin with.”

#Monsterdon

Man we gotta keep the botanists and geologists from seeing this thing. Academia is stressful enough as is with having a fit every scene.
#Monsterdon

@skatem

#Monsterdon

Yup, I was going to post an "Aww, how cute!" comment myself.

So far, this little flying imp has (1) lost part of the amulet, (2) listened in on Sinbad.

He doesn't seem that much of a threat.

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

I have very cowardly legs, too...

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

I take back Peter Davison, at this rate Koura's going to be Santa before the end of the movie #Monsterdon

I refuse to believe this man's name is "Ahmed" and not Ernie or Gus.

#monsterdon

Guy with spear sends girl ahead of him. That tracks.

#monsterdon

@xerozohar Patterson strikes again! D:< #Monsterdon

> I wanna be like you - oo - oo

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Think I'm gonna cut out early. Got some other things to take care of.

"Enjoy" the movie! #Monsterdon

in the laaaaa-aaaaand of the loo-ooo-oooooost

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Never fear. He's brought his magical blue box.

#Monsterdon

It's Mount Rushmore!

#Monsterdon

Dude's like "Okay little miss sharp eyes, you go right ahead of me, since you're so expend- I mean perceptive" #Monsterdon

Bigfoot?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Whoever owns that urinal needs to go to a free clinic. That's an unhealthy color…

This beach could use some skeletons coming out of it or something #Monsterdon

Let's get it on starts playing from a cave somewhere.
"Yes, just the two of us "
#Monsterdon

JUST THE TWO OF US

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRY

#monsterdon

"I know you proposed we go alone to this place, but just the two of us?"
"Achmed, we can make it if we try, just the two of us!"
"You? And I?!"

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

"Have them return to the ship and make sure every man gets wine."

Okay I'll give Koura this, he does appear to have a few fucks to give for his crew!

Or, maybe he just wants them all drunk so they won't interfere with his Evil Plans?

#HowAboutBoth #BothIsGood

#Monsterdon