Gotta get these lead fillings removed one of these days
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
Well, at least they are good at shooting arrows..
"I don't have to rhyme, I just enjoy it. I could quit at any time, but it is my least annoying bit."
Got it! π‘π― #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
And that's what you get for underestimating an Osmond Brother!
noooooooooooooooo
*Looks upon the black ram-horned face speaking from a fireball*
This movie is wild!
Oh wow FailSon gets in a good shot!
Well done, kid, you just justified your place in the crew.
NOOOO, NOT OUR LITTLE SQUEAKY FRIEND! #Monsterdon
Arrow Ex Machina #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
AND...Sinbad gets an arrow to the back
Honestly, the homonculus looks like something you could ignore until you get more stable positioning.
no, flappy! bad flappy! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 RIP batboy (1974-1974)
Don't fire into melee! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
Oh no!!! Flying chipmunks!
(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)
Yes, thank you for remembering that you have a ranged weapon. #Monsterdon
@WhiteCatTamer It had a story... arc.
Asynchronous #monsterdon hell yeah I want to have a horse chase scene *with trumpets*
nana nana nana nana BAT FIIIIIIINK
This could win a costume award just for the textiles. #Monsterdon
I think that maybe tie up your camel is some sort of euphemism. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
fashion has been trying to work its way to making those kinds of pants in fashion for like a decade and every sweep around big leggy pants gets closer #monsterdon
That was a mighty slow arrow. #monsterdon
This arrow has more buildup and character development than the villain.
#Monsterdon
The great and mighty Tim
and then professional archers everywhere cringed #monsterdon
Oh no, he's escaping too fast! Escape slower!
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
I'm the lightest.
I'm the most foolhardy.
Well, I can't argue..
I notice Sinbad gave neither his turban NOR his sash to that rope effort. #Monsterdon
Got that annoying little homunculus.
Shiny.
C'mon Sinbad, take out that turbant and let us see your bad hair day.
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Bees! Bees! I summon Bees!
AND....the hook comes down on his head
"I knew we'd go mad down here eventually."
"Haroun! Is it mad to see a young, well-built person like yourself and need a good length of rope? Several, even? If so, call me mad!
Also, if you would, step over here and place your arms like this."
"Come on, Caroline, eyes up here!"
Wondering why good ol' arm strength wouldn't have worked as well there. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
why couldn't he just do that they normal way? Did they even pretend to explain?
Sinbad: he's just better than other people. #Monsterdon
Weird plot device to get the men naked and her fully clothed...
Oh, I get it! Your camel is your penis!
Clearly, that temple was poorly designed.
They're going to trust their weight on a chunk of metal he could bend with his bare hands? #monsterdon
Asynchronous #monsterdon 100p, just make the captain swim for it, it's fine
Dude, there's a hole right there and the place is fulla rocks. You can't figure it out?
"Perhaps it's our destiny to be buried alive" ok Mr Lazy #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
Haroun's been looking for an excuse to have his pants fall off around these sailors for weeks now. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
good thing this cave has a chimney!
Time to macgyver the shit out of this #monsterdon
"A man's destiny lies in his own hands!" Says the guy who came to see an oracle.
You know, I never watched this before and I always subconsciously just assumed it would have the same flavor as the Odysseus thing in the Odyssey πΊοΈ
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
A live dog is better than a dead lion.
But, if you have the live dog, that implies the lion isnβt dead, and so, you will be dead soon.
Wait, did Koura somehow manage to get the other two pieces or what? I think I missed something.
Buhbye. I thought about monologuing over your collapsed cave entrance, but then decided not to. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
missed screenshot timestamp drop for screen full of smoke with caption coughing, choking #monsterdon
Asynchronous #monsterdon
gods bless uBlock Origin, I *love* when platforms try to show me an ad and they *can't*
Kouraβs the name, building demolition is the game.
This Oracle rock was not built to code...
Bring the fire guy back! We need new directions!
"We can't see shit, captain!" #monsterdon
The head's spoken word piece is just a shitty homage to PIG's, Raymond Watts', "Ojo Por Ojo"
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
Hey, oracle, maybe you could have told us about the guy outside trying to entomb us?
BLEW HIS HEAD CLEAR OFF!
And the entire top of the mountain opened up to reveal itβs an Evil Villainβs secret missile silo.
So the temple of the oracle of all knowledge could not survive Koura. such a shame.
Cool model collapse. #Monsterdon
has Sinbad been set up the bomb?
And THAT is why you never touch anything but the lamp. #Monsterdon
YIKES
Do those count as limbs??
Koraβs vinegar reveals the high limestone content of the stones of Lemuria. #Monsterdon
Oracle, "Go!"
Sinbad, "Go?"
Oracle, "Go north. I guess whatever. I dunno man. I'm just the messenger here. "
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
@MylesRyden oooooh you know what this would be an awesome movie for the Muppets to remake
and probably change, like, everything
...I guess that's basically Muppet Treasure Island huh
@xerozohar Bring me more gold pages! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
You're rock's on fire...
Go! North! if you want it! an other treasure awaits you! #monsterdon
Go back! We're gonna go the other way, but YOU GO BACK! #monsterdon
you incense'd a whole witch for that knowledge, you better not waste it #monsterdon
I feel like that fireball was supposed to go down the well, not just descend next to it, but I'm no expert in magic well fireballs.
I guess it's convenient _this_ oracle is Amplified across the entire damn island
North .. the rush is on #Monsterdon
Bad guy is melting the sets. #monsterdon
that guy was fun
This is the part where the dog pulls the curtain back, right? #Monsterdon
if you'd not be a loser wretch
go north and complete the quest that's fetch
The visuals and music of this #Monsterdon are just fantastic really...in a totally different league from...basically every other aspect of the movie
Go North young man #monsterdon
(yawn) seriously? "Go, GO NOW"
um, ok, I guess.
(I'll go now)
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
What a prolix riddle troll!
I forget why Sinbad even wants to take the plates here? Whatβs the MacGuffin??
β« Go north, young Sinbad βͺ #Monsterdon
right so wisdom gained... north... underground.... the other guy is evil. got it #monsterdon
did anyone take notes?
#monsterdon
this prophecy could have been an email
Is that a Muppet oracle?
Sounds like a nice place.