Gotta get these lead fillings removed one of these days

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Well, at least they are good at shooting arrows..

"I don't have to rhyme, I just enjoy it. I could quit at any time, but it is my least annoying bit."

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Got it! 🍡🎯 #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

And that's what you get for underestimating an Osmond Brother!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

noooooooooooooooo

#monsterdon

*Looks upon the black ram-horned face speaking from a fireball*

This movie is wild!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Oh wow FailSon gets in a good shot!

Well done, kid, you just justified your place in the crew.

#Monsterdon

NOOOO, NOT OUR LITTLE SQUEAKY FRIEND! #Monsterdon

Arrow Ex Machina #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

AND...Sinbad gets an arrow to the back

#Monsterdon

Honestly, the homonculus looks like something you could ignore until you get more stable positioning.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

no, flappy! bad flappy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 RIP batboy (1974-1974)

Don't fire into melee! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Oh no!!! Flying chipmunks!

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Yes, thank you for remembering that you have a ranged weapon. #Monsterdon

@WhiteCatTamer It had a story... arc.

#monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon hell yeah I want to have a horse chase scene *with trumpets*

nana nana nana nana BAT FIIIIIIINK

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This could win a costume award just for the textiles. #Monsterdon

I think that maybe tie up your camel is some sort of euphemism. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

fashion has been trying to work its way to making those kinds of pants in fashion for like a decade and every sweep around big leggy pants gets closer #monsterdon

That was a mighty slow arrow. #monsterdon

This arrow has more buildup and character development than the villain.
#Monsterdon

The great and mighty Tim

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and then professional archers everywhere cringed #monsterdon

Oh no, he's escaping too fast! Escape slower!

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

I'm the lightest.
I'm the most foolhardy.
Well, I can't argue..

I notice Sinbad gave neither his turban NOR his sash to that rope effort. #Monsterdon

Got that annoying little homunculus.

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Shiny.

#Monsterdon

C'mon Sinbad, take out that turbant and let us see your bad hair day.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Bees! Bees! I summon Bees!

AND....the hook comes down on his head

#Monsterdon

"I knew we'd go mad down here eventually."

"Haroun! Is it mad to see a young, well-built person like yourself and need a good length of rope? Several, even? If so, call me mad!

Also, if you would, step over here and place your arms like this."

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

"Come on, Caroline, eyes up here!"

#Monsterdon

Wondering why good ol' arm strength wouldn't have worked as well there. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

why couldn't he just do that they normal way? Did they even pretend to explain?

#Monsterdon

Sinbad: he's just better than other people. #Monsterdon

Weird plot device to get the men naked and her fully clothed...

#Monsterdon

Oh, I get it! Your camel is your penis!

#Monsterdon

Clearly, that temple was poorly designed.

#Monsterdon

They're going to trust their weight on a chunk of metal he could bend with his bare hands? #monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon 100p, just make the captain swim for it, it's fine

Dude, there's a hole right there and the place is fulla rocks. You can't figure it out?

#monsterdon

"Perhaps it's our destiny to be buried alive" ok Mr Lazy #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Haroun's been looking for an excuse to have his pants fall off around these sailors for weeks now. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

good thing this cave has a chimney!

Time to macgyver the shit out of this #monsterdon

"A man's destiny lies in his own hands!" Says the guy who came to see an oracle.

#Monsterdon

You know, I never watched this before and I always subconsciously just assumed it would have the same flavor as the Odysseus thing in the Odyssey 🗺️

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

a live dog... is better than a dead lion...

okay, bro.

#monsterdon

A live dog is better than a dead lion.

But, if you have the live dog, that implies the lion isn’t dead, and so, you will be dead soon.

#Monsterdon

Wait, did Koura somehow manage to get the other two pieces or what? I think I missed something.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Buhbye. I thought about monologuing over your collapsed cave entrance, but then decided not to. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

missed screenshot timestamp drop for screen full of smoke with caption coughing, choking #monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon

gods bless uBlock Origin, I *love* when platforms try to show me an ad and they *can't*

Koura’s the name, building demolition is the game.

#GoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
#Monsterdon

This Oracle rock was not built to code...

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Bring the fire guy back! We need new directions!

#Monsterdon

"We can't see shit, captain!" #monsterdon

The head's spoken word piece is just a shitty homage to PIG's, Raymond Watts', "Ojo Por Ojo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83CzRUTnQyw

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Hey, oracle, maybe you could have told us about the guy outside trying to entomb us?

BLEW HIS HEAD CLEAR OFF!

#monsterdon

And the entire top of the mountain opened up to reveal it’s an Evil Villain’s secret missile silo.

#Monsterdon

So the temple of the oracle of all knowledge could not survive Koura. such a shame.

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974

Cool model collapse. #Monsterdon

has Sinbad been set up the bomb?

#monsterdon

And THAT is why you never touch anything but the lamp. #Monsterdon

YIKES

#monsterdon

Do those count as limbs??

#Monsterdon

Kora’s vinegar reveals the high limestone content of the stones of Lemuria. #Monsterdon

Oracle, "Go!"
Sinbad, "Go?"
Oracle, "Go north. I guess whatever. I dunno man. I'm just the messenger here. "
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

@MylesRyden oooooh you know what this would be an awesome movie for the Muppets to remake

and probably change, like, everything

...I guess that's basically Muppet Treasure Island huh

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@xerozohar Bring me more gold pages! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

You're rock's on fire...

#Monsterdon

Go! North! if you want it! an other treasure awaits you! #monsterdon

Go back! We're gonna go the other way, but YOU GO BACK! #monsterdon

you incense'd a whole witch for that knowledge, you better not waste it #monsterdon

I feel like that fireball was supposed to go down the well, not just descend next to it, but I'm no expert in magic well fireballs.

#Monsterdon

I guess it's convenient _this_ oracle is Amplified across the entire damn island

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North .. the rush is on #Monsterdon

Bad guy is melting the sets. #monsterdon

that guy was fun

#monsterdon

This is the part where the dog pulls the curtain back, right? #Monsterdon

if you'd not be a loser wretch
go north and complete the quest that's fetch

#monsterdon

The visuals and music of this #Monsterdon are just fantastic really...in a totally different league from...basically every other aspect of the movie

@MylesRyden

Dis is the Mighty Favog!

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Go North young man #monsterdon

(yawn) seriously? "Go, GO NOW"
um, ok, I guess.
(I'll go now)
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

What a prolix riddle troll!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I forget why Sinbad even wants to take the plates here? What’s the MacGuffin??

#Monsterdon

♫ Go north, young Sinbad ♪ #Monsterdon

right so wisdom gained... north... underground.... the other guy is evil. got it #monsterdon

did anyone take notes?
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#monsterdon "go... GO NOW"

"Go??"

"Go north."

Lol you got me movie

this prophecy could have been an email

#monsterdon

Is that a Muppet oracle?

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Sounds like a nice place.

#Monsterdon