Now we have Oompa Loompas???

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Now go! Go! But first put the giant toilet paper back on the holder!

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Oh god, not the "tribal primitives"

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"Oh, that means he likes you! Just push him off if he's a bother... omg you shot him with an arrow??? What kind of psycho are you??" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Goblins? Orcs? Martians?

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Good thing everyone was good at this in gym class. #monsterdon

Sinbad’s just going to stand there and not help pull people up or steady the rope?

#Monsterdon

Don't help or anything, dickweed

#Monsterdon

woah, ORIONS?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Trading 10 years of life for that monkey thing doesn’t seem so wise now does it? #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, use the bow to shoot the bat flying right next to my head,
Got some William Tell level of faith in his marksmanship, and no error

#Monsterdon

No! Damn it, why didn't I check Does the Homunculus Die before I watched this?

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

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I haz a sad for the dead homunculi..

Bat boy was all of us.
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Not gonna tie that down any better then, Sinband?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#monsterdon The oracle has STTNG Klingon teeth…

Did you want to better secure the anchor before they climb up or okay guess not #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ

> GET YE FLASK

#Monsterdon

Koura allowed a great amount of his own power to pass into the homunculus

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Poor Sinbad is scared of Li'l Bat Guy 😢 Imagine if you told him there's a BatMAN 😭

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Nooooooo, not the cute lil' demon! 😭

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Well, at least they are good at shooting arrows..

Gotta get these lead fillings removed one of these days

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

"I don't have to rhyme, I just enjoy it. I could quit at any time, but it is my least annoying bit."

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1973

Got it! 🍡🎯 #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

And that's what you get for underestimating an Osmond Brother!

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noooooooooooooooo

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*Looks upon the black ram-horned face speaking from a fireball*

This movie is wild!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Oh wow FailSon gets in a good shot!

Well done, kid, you just justified your place in the crew.

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NOOOO, NOT OUR LITTLE SQUEAKY FRIEND! #Monsterdon

Arrow Ex Machina #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

AND...Sinbad gets an arrow to the back

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Honestly, the homonculus looks like something you could ignore until you get more stable positioning.

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no, flappy! bad flappy! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 RIP batboy (1974-1974)

Don't fire into melee! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Oh no!!! Flying chipmunks!

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Yes, thank you for remembering that you have a ranged weapon. #Monsterdon

@WhiteCatTamer It had a story... arc.

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Asynchronous #monsterdon hell yeah I want to have a horse chase scene *with trumpets*

nana nana nana nana BAT FIIIIIIINK

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This could win a costume award just for the textiles. #Monsterdon

I think that maybe tie up your camel is some sort of euphemism. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

fashion has been trying to work its way to making those kinds of pants in fashion for like a decade and every sweep around big leggy pants gets closer #monsterdon

That was a mighty slow arrow. #monsterdon

This arrow has more buildup and character development than the villain.
#Monsterdon

The great and mighty Tim

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and then professional archers everywhere cringed #monsterdon

Oh no, he's escaping too fast! Escape slower!

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I'm the lightest.
I'm the most foolhardy.
Well, I can't argue..

I notice Sinbad gave neither his turban NOR his sash to that rope effort. #Monsterdon

Got that annoying little homunculus.

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Shiny.

#Monsterdon

C'mon Sinbad, take out that turbant and let us see your bad hair day.
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#monsterdon Bees! Bees! I summon Bees!

AND....the hook comes down on his head

#Monsterdon

"I knew we'd go mad down here eventually."

"Haroun! Is it mad to see a young, well-built person like yourself and need a good length of rope? Several, even? If so, call me mad!

Also, if you would, step over here and place your arms like this."

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"Come on, Caroline, eyes up here!"

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why couldn't he just do that they normal way? Did they even pretend to explain?

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Wondering why good ol' arm strength wouldn't have worked as well there. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Sinbad: he's just better than other people. #Monsterdon

Now I'm hoping for an opportunity to say "Tie up your camel." #Monsterdon

Oh, I get it! Your camel is your penis!

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Weird plot device to get the men naked and her fully clothed...

#Monsterdon

Clearly, that temple was poorly designed.

#Monsterdon

They're going to trust their weight on a chunk of metal he could bend with his bare hands? #monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon 100p, just make the captain swim for it, it's fine

Dude, there's a hole right there and the place is fulla rocks. You can't figure it out?

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"Perhaps it's our destiny to be buried alive" ok Mr Lazy #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

good thing this cave has a chimney!

Haroun's been looking for an excuse to have his pants fall off around these sailors for weeks now. #Monsterdon

Time to macgyver the shit out of this #monsterdon

"A man's destiny lies in his own hands!" Says the guy who came to see an oracle.

#Monsterdon

You know, I never watched this before and I always subconsciously just assumed it would have the same flavor as the Odysseus thing in the Odyssey 🗺️

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a live dog... is better than a dead lion...

okay, bro.

#monsterdon

A live dog is better than a dead lion.

But, if you have the live dog, that implies the lion isn’t dead, and so, you will be dead soon.

#Monsterdon

Wait, did Koura somehow manage to get the other two pieces or what? I think I missed something.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Buhbye. I thought about monologuing over your collapsed cave entrance, but then decided not to. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

missed screenshot timestamp drop for screen full of smoke with caption coughing, choking #monsterdon

A live dog is better than a dead lion.

wat?

#monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon

gods bless uBlock Origin, I *love* when platforms try to show me an ad and they *can't*

Koura’s the name, building demolition is the game.

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This Oracle rock was not built to code...

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Bring the fire guy back! We need new directions!

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This is probably the clearest information anyone has ever gotten from an oracle in history

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"We can't see shit, captain!" #monsterdon

The head's spoken word piece is just a shitty homage to PIG's, Raymond Watts', "Ojo Por Ojo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83CzRUTnQyw

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Hey, oracle, maybe you could have told us about the guy outside trying to entomb us?

BLEW HIS HEAD CLEAR OFF!

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And the entire top of the mountain opened up to reveal it’s an Evil Villain’s secret missile silo.

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So the temple of the oracle of all knowledge could not survive Koura. such a shame.

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Cool model collapse. #Monsterdon

And a million archeologists cried out and were suddenly silenced. #monsterdon

"Koura, why do you keep your explosives in that little gold and lacquer chest?"
"I found it thrifting in Leeds, isn't it just the cutest?"

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has Sinbad been set up the bomb?

#monsterdon

And THAT is why you never touch anything but the lamp. #Monsterdon

"Shit, didn't mean for the whole thing to come down.....sorry!"

#Monsterdon

Do those count as limbs??

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YIKES

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Kora’s vinegar reveals the high limestone content of the stones of Lemuria. #Monsterdon