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Asynchronous #monsterdon that's a sweet setup, I want a guy to just repeat everything I say in a bellow

"It's a centaclops?"

My wife: "A cytaur?"

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Polyphemus and Chiron rarely talk about their lovechild. #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Darth Vader using his powers for good.

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Ah the ol' look how ugly this dude is distraction

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Oh, yeah, keeping that mask on all the time was good call, there, Anakin. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Sinbad... I am.... your father #monsterdon

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they should have made cyclo-centaur's gave lintel just a little bit taller

It's Darth Vader!

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Err, the cyclops centaur has a Bowie haircut, wtf

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Oh yikes, that mask is not healthy for you.

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Oh he's gooey. #Monsterdon

He'd probably just prefer a sugar cube

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Centaur: "Wait, this isn't Clash Of The Titans! That's IT, I'm firing my agent!" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Oh now i get the hoorah joke

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like, were I to make it to the fountain, I think I'd just take a dip and be good

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Ah yes, the well-known Asian one-eyed centaur #Monsterdon

A cyclopian Minotaur cheetah thing? Cool! #Monsterdon

Saved by the power of horrific scarring! #monsterdon

That sword fight was fantastic #Monsterdon

Winner by KO, the centaurclops. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

lol, fair point, ma'am.

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I wonder what the centaur is gonna do. #Monsterdon

that's right it's Alan Parsons' EYE IN THE SKY

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Oh come on, fisheye lens on the chest is cheating. #Monsterdon

He's got a wide angle eye!

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@cd0 I don't particularly remember Lou Ferrigno wearing anything, really

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Centaur-clopse

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YASSSSSSSSS new monster just dropped.
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Centaurclops #monsterdon

The Lemurian version of a donkey show?

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oh wow, hello sir. (^^)

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This looks like the scene where Luke fights the rancor in Jabba’s palace.

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jabba and his little shit minion up top giggling

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centaur cyclops!

This movie is so beautiful

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Centaur cyclops! It's two great monsters that go great together!

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Cycloptic .... centaur?

wtf

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here comes the rancor #monsterdon

Yasss! Cyclopcentaur! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble

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theory: the Tusken Raiders here have _severe_ ADHD and are stumbling from idea to idea.

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Cyclops vision!

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you ever wonder what these green dudes do when they're not, you know, doing this?

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I'm gonna throw my lot in with the God of Depth Perception

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Centclops! #monsterdon

Was that a circular saw blade?

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Koura is like me in any DnD adventure searching a crypt, blithely violating all sacred norms in search of treasure. 🤦‍♂️😆

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so we're summoning another Harry Monster?

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honestly all this fuss over three pieces of funnel cake

they're not even sugared

and you know they're stale

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That was lame, Chuck Mangione!

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oh cool another monster's coming i bet

One eye, right in the centaur of his head. #monsterdon

I have questions. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Big "there's a green-eyed yellow idol on the road to Kathmandu" energy, gross #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Release the Kraken!!

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SAVED BY GREASEPAINT

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Why are the green guys always talking about ikura? I mean, yeah, it's tasty, but it seems to be part of their religion or something?

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In the land of the blind, the god of the single eye is, like, super-god

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God of the Single Eye?

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this girl's really had a rough life.

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ready the babe contraption!!! #monsterdon

The god of the single eye? They're Odinists? I guess they were allegedly pagans #Monsterdon

So the palm-tattoo McGuffin finally makes its play, good to see.

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Moshpit!!!!

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Someone's really mixing up a ton of unrelated mythforms in this movie, huh

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koura's friend looks so much like Robert Culp but I checked and it's not him!

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The crew are still drunk, Koura #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

The battle with the Kali statue was well worth the price of admission. #Monsterdon

Just got back from a social thing and a harrowing drive in the rain and fog, so I am here for the last bit of #Monsterdon

Wizard’s got moves

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FAKE GREEN! FAKE GREEEEEEEEEN!

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I assume Untold Riches can't be used as collateral...

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Whoever was in charge of palm tattoo continuity did a terrible job. #monsterdon

Koura is so courteous. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Status on the wall:

Bye guys!

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oh, Coura was trying to get away with spending all his Age Points earlier.

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HOWWWWDDDYY

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oh so thaaaaats how he became a Time Lord #monsterdon

Who places these tablets in the fountain will receive three gifts: plink, plink, fizz #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Like… a Dothraki crown of riches?

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Asynchronous #monsterdon fuck yeah, leeks

Harryhausen was like hold my bat

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this cannot *possibly* end well

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I'm wondering if the Marilith demons from D&D might have been inspired by the Kali statue in this film - since they also do the multi-armed sword thing (except that they have the lower body of snakes).

But that might be wrong... maybe they're directly based on some religious/mythological character.

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Do you really want untold riches on your head? Sounds heavy.

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Just like in "The Fifth Element!"

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#monsterdon Kali goes through a lot of deodorant.

well, you _did_ kinda kill their god-statue, Sinbad...

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Oh yeah I've been to that shrine in Japan. It's flooded with tourists but still neat.

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tom, please decide if you're gonna do an accent or not

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Asynchronous #monsterdon did he even pay for that apple

fighting a wizard and you don't focus him down in favor of his summoned minion smdh

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Alright, Haroun comes through! Good for him! #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

"Once again we see that there is nothing you can have that I cannot take away." #Monsterdon

Embarrassing to have interrupted the local St. Patrick's Day festival.

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THEY'RE NOT TABLETS

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new appreciation for that top secret! joke #monsterdon