"it's just so convenient that the everything is right here"

#monsterdon

Listen to that Cyclops's clops. #monsterdon

"Yoink!!" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

The fountain dyed my beard back to black. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Props to the lighting crew. Dang, they did a number on the caves.

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad

Early pictures of Mall of America made it seem fucking amazing

if it were still like this promotional film, I'd be there every year

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

PETER DAVIDSON REVEAL

#monsterdon

Whoops, piss fountain #Monsterdon

Idiot Boy, in the clutch

#monsterdon

I see Old Discount Geyser is going off right on time

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Is this an Indiana Jones thing? You live forever but can't leave? #monsterdon

A 1970s jumpscare!? Huh.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

Frodo almost made a bad mistake...

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

"Ok, well maybe I regret about, like, 3 things" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

"And the prize?"

Yeah, don't worry, it just means he'll have an extra phase at the final boss fight. It's de rigeur. #Monsterdon

Why is it that extreme aging through evil summoning has given Tom Baker my grey beard? I mean, sure, I’m in corporate middle-management and have had to summon a few demons and accountants, but….

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1973 #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

@diazona Yay! Congrats! #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

Eye see what you did there #Monsterdon

Remember guys, the real prize the is friends you made along the way. #monsterdon

Looks more like Koura has reached the Temple of Ah-arrrrh.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

So the centaur? Had to take smoke break? I think I missed something, that or the writers did. #monsterdon

It’s Stone Henge with a fountain

#GoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
#Monsterdon

And you just know that kids have peed in that fountain

#Monsterdon

At this point the fountain should be cursed and turn Koura into a giant monster.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

@diazona he's counting on the infinite respawn cheat #monsterdon

the fountain of destiny!

the background fog machine...of destiny!

#monsterdon

"In return for this golden tablet I ask only for the ability to deliver presents to all the children of the world in one night with my sleigh and reindeer" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

@CactuarJoe They're in shambles! #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

#monsterdon #MaximumSinbadDrive

Spinal Tap - Stonehenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXzzHM8zLw

Something something the self-defeating nature of evil #Monsterdon

@amyfou

OMG, this is amazing!

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?!

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Almost. Allllllmost

#Monsterdon

Watch, fountain of youth turns him into a fetus. Ala futurama

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Greens very Gilligan’s island “natives”

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

And THAT's why Wither is a shitty mechanic! #Monsterdon #ButIKidTheMTGPlayers

How did you trip just there? That place is paved. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Fountain of Destiny is giving Stonehenge

#Monsterdon

the fact tht the place full of human skulls and bones is not a good prospect.
#monsterdon

Don’t drink the brown water!

#Monsterdon

Behold, FountainHenge #monsterdon

Tom’s not getting better!

#monsterdon

Olmec Buddhist Druids of India, give me youth! #Monsterdon

the fountain of destiny in the mall of stonehenge

we validate parking and this week it's 30% off all purchases with discount code EVILDUDE

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

here in the boneyard...

#monsterdon

You've heard of Chekov's Rifle? Allow me to introduce "Harryhausen's Skeleton." #Monsterdon

The Fountain of Slushee!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

at long last - 'bones' gives me a BINGO!

Stonehenge + Fountain of Youth = Fountain of Destiny. #monsterdon

Why wouldn't there be a mini Stonehenge in the middle of a cave?

#Monsterdon

You break it you bought it

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

@paco "sous vide" 🫢
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

@blogdiva Insh'allah, I'm a be a ballah. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

OH LOOK #monsterdon

Koura's pretty good at knocking stuff down but eventually he's going to need to actually build something

#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974

Asynchronous #monsterdon "Work. Work!? This is terrible"

Possibly gonna be quote of the movie

My Enormous Pony: Cyclops is Magic.

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad

Chekhov's bones. #Monsterdon

I appreciate how many creatures this is giving us #Monsterdon

Arm 4 is the standout

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Homo Erectus! Homo Habilis! What are you guys doing here?? #monsterdon

"We must find margerine" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Tom, you're gonna be nothing but a skeleton by the end of this... which I guess is fine cuz Harryhousen's good with those. #monsterdon

"Huh, 'Kirk was here.' Wonder what that means?"

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

wut

just throw all the symbols in there, why not. it's not like this story takes place anywhere more specific than "the exotic far east" #monsterdon

Koura has finally completed the golden pizzelle of legend.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

Clumsy wizard!

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

IT'S CHOCOLATE

IT'S ALL MADE OF CHOCOLAAAAAAAAATE

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Weird looking tablets

#Monsterdon

I'm willing to forgive the massive confusion of that whole centaur escape sequence. The movie has earned that goodwill. #monsterdon

It's nice to see the villain also run into difficulties.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#monsterdon I see our comic relief stepped in briefly, just to make sure he'd get exp.

Missed opportunity for an anticlimax: Koura trips and tumbles down that slope and is dashed to death on the rocks below

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

"The Demons of Darkness made me drop my nitroglycerine" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Free spears!

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Explosive rocks? #monsterdon

Doug Henning joins the fight

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

this is a NO RAPPELLING zone, Sinbad.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Kali as General Greivous... lol

I feel like so much just happened all of a sudden and now we have a quiet moment. What?

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Next exit: gas, food, lodging, altar of the eye

#Monsterdon

Good reuse of the cave stage. #Monsterdon

If nothing else, this is the most colorful movie I think we’ve watched.

#Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe Centaur-HA! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

And he was carrying explosives with him the whole time? Just, like, tucked in his junk or something?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

I give to you these 15...Um 10 Comandments!

#Monsterdon

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS

MY LOVE AFFAIR WITH ROCKS

SOCIETY WON'T UNDERSTAND

AND HOW I WILL EXPLODE

_wha?!_

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Meanwhile Tom's just, like, ambling off. No rush, right? #Monsterdon

The kept focusing on the rope smoking, so I assumed it was going to burn up and break.

#Monsterdon

Awww, they're giving them spears. How nice.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

@Taweret

That's all you need to know, really.

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

His careful planning is wrecked by... stumbling? #monsterdon

had to go back to get _one particular_ spear, sure

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Hey, free spears! #Monsterdon

and now, GENGHIS KAHN

#monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon I didn't even realize Vizier-guy was coming with

Help me...take..this mask...off #Monsterdon

You see, when a mommy centaur and a daddy cyclops love each other *very* much...

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

The dangers of plastic surgery addiction are real, folks. #Monsterdon

(FEAR AND CONSTERNATION)

#Monsterdon