Dat genie be bustin' some rhymes!
(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)
Look it's "Mini-me Eminem"!
(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)
And thanks for the #MonsterdonBingo card.
#monsterdon
Your father's on Abydos #Monsterdon
If I'da put my shoes on the table, my folks woulda hung me upside-down from the front door.
Samantha Carter's life changed only for the better after she put Max up for adoption #Monsterdon
Asynchronous #monsterdon YESSSS rhyming prophecy time
5 stars
Water revealing invisible and then blood fountain all very cool
Stargate : Kazaam #Monsterdon
@apLundell Or if you're not invisible. Basically never, unless you are doing a martial arts spiritual training thing where you have to endure the cold and pounding weight or whatever. Strictly outside of combat situations. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
#Monsterdon so this kazaam is before Will Smith was the genie in the Aladdin live action... and before that tilda swinton film, Three Thousand Years of Longing?
Also: bingo!
And donβt forget to tie your camel!
Real wisdom in movies! :blobcatgiggle2:
Thanks, all of y'all, for making this happen every Sunday. That Sinbad movie was a real ... trip. π
Shark week #Monsterdon
Asynchronous #monsterdon well, if they're *beckoning*
@lorgonumputz Sinbetter than Jason, thereβs always that!
I haven't seen #kazam since it was out on a TV movie for Nickelodeon or something in the 90s, and I kind of remember it as a fever dream. Let's GOOOOOOOO
#Monsterdon #monsterdon2
Well that ending tied things up about as well as a camel
Actually not bad though! Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now time for SHAQ
#Monsterdon No beak biting
and they fucked off into the sea for another voyage probably #monsterdon
#Monsterdon okay it's that time of the stream where we should go look at #MutualAid as @miru says
Omg #kazaam1996 up next on @miru@social.miyaku.media
#Monsterdon #monsterdon2
I hope Achmed does well in future endeavours. #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Sinbad: "Ha ha, because I got the girl!"
Yeah let the Griffin and the Centaur fight amongst themselves. #Monsterdon
It's so convenient that crown was sized for his helmet. #Monsterdon
Pretty sure I could have all those riches told within like 10 seconds
A crown of untold RIDGES? That sounds uncomfortable!
Shall just a little poke all this mighty fountain incarnidine?
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
The real riches are all the god-like beings we killed and temples we violated along the way..
Good thing none of that amazing red water made any of this water over here red...
#monsterdon
Magic healing crown! #monsterdon
and thus Sinbad was reborn a paladin #monsterdon
Cherry Slurpees for everyone!!! #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
Bloody hell! #Monsterdon
uh-oh
that fountain ain't happy
I feel like we may have a "Viggo" situation on our hands again, Ray
They're reflecting on this. #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad
That's one hell of a filtration system they have on that thing.
Ugh my reflection is a king again. #monsterdon
Oh, that's *not* sanitary.
Sigh. Guess I'll take the crown of untold riches, then. Like a loser. #Monsterdon
That guy bled out all of his blood into that fountain.
so about that crown of untold riches...? #monsterdon
And the award for overacting by a centaur goes to.....
ok, mixing lemonade, grape, and cherry koolaid is gonna taste terrible. ;/ #monsterdon
"Here, let me stand in the only place that would give me away" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
That seems like enough blood for a really big homonculus. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
That's a lot of blood in that fountain. Was Koura packing 20kg of Kool-Aid mix in his intestine?
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Predator stole this move . But god damn that fountain of blood looks awesome.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
That necklace piece was supposed to produce green water
That can't be good for the fountain of whatever #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad
it would be a lot easier it the sword was invisible too
#monsterdon
Nice blood fountain effect, A+!
This is like one of those fountains in the RPGs where you can throw something in and it changes its effects, isn't it?
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Behold the Magic Kool-Aid Fountain!!!! #Monsterdon
Ewwwwwwwww......
#Monsterdon πΌ β.Λ π π π‘β.Λ πΌπ΄ββ οΈπ¦π°π§πππ±
POKED!
Stabbed in the Fountain by Love, by Chuck Tingle #Monsterdon
and now the crown of riches falls on him?
Invisibility effects are tricky, it makes his body and clothing disappear, but not the sword?
Also, hiding in the fountain, rookie mistake for invisible dude.
Oh this is like daredevil
BEHIND YOU! #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Oh, gross! A blood fountain!
I AM INVISIBLE!
Except, you know, the sword. Which is getting parried quite well.
For being able to kill Sinbad any time he's doing a remarkably poor job of killing Sinbad any time
Look at the water moving?
(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)
@jonny@neuromatch.social Land ungulates, yeah. But don't underestimate the willingness of a large herbivore to throw down
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
sooooomBRAAAAAA!
So why is his clothes invisible but not the sword?
#monsterdon
"I can kill you at ANY TIME, Captain! Any time!"
Said the villain who keeps chortling rather than, y'know, _killing the hero_. Way to go Tom, uphold that Evil Villain Tradition!
it would be cool if maidenhead and 6 arms got married
"I am not left handed!"
Koura now has a Devil Fruit power. Dark Dark fruit made him invisible.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
shield of green screen
he can hear the direction of your voice, foo!
Is he wearing his green shirt on a Zoom call again?
Quick, Stella, go get Acton! Only the power of Marjo Gortner can save us! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
Sin.Bad. is on the side of good. Confusing..
Full disclosure: I was rooting for the Griffin. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad π₯πΏv
I mean the shield is neat but we can still see you
the shield of green screen is powerful
"You will" If you can *see* the "Shield Of Darkness" I question its utility #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
"I see no shield!" "BECAUSE IT'S DARK, YOU NIT" #monsterdon
Where could he be? Maybe that floating sword could give a clue. #monsterdon
I'd never thought the griffin would eat *my* face!
@patioboater It' time the world knew. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad π₯πΏ
ALL DEAD NOW!
Of course you don't see the shield, it's darkness. Duh.
THERE! I give the gods the entire funnel cake! Now they will owe ME one!
Achillesβ collarbone
#Monsterdon
The Rise And Fall Of Centaur Stardust #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
Well that was a good stop motion battle. #monsterdon