Between episodes, the 4th Doctor and Romana used to sneak into sailor's dreams to mess with them #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I'll just swim a kilometer, fully-clothed
#monsterdon

Fuck it we ball I'm going to shore

#Monsterdon

The mustache game is exquisite.
#Monsterdon

Old proverb say, man who walks on fire sits in own pew.

No that's not how that goes.
#monsterdon

Definitely off-course, Rachid, you're late for a gig with The Oakridge Boys!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Compare to Iron Maiden's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA2cGy_iDTk

#monsterdon #MaximumSinbadDrive

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 "sir we're off course. now we're stuck in the strait of hormuz"

Red sky in the movie, sailin' gonna be groovy.
#monsterdon
#goldenvoyage1974

Line? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Allah isn't giving strength as much as years of free power with all that lightning. Shame nobody can capture it and make use of it eh? Talk about a great source of power, wouldn't even need oars or sails huh…

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Help me turn my giant rudder.

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Damn you, courageous crew!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

#monsterdon
Sailing movies are all basically the same. This is going to be just like Master and Commander.

I saw this movie alot as a kid but never noticed all the topless Sinbad closeups previously.
It was all Munro boobs, stop motion, and the Doctor on previous watches.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

@WhiteCatTamer The people at my local Pride parade are much better costumers.

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Um actually in a storm you want to run with the wind, worse thing is to take the waves abeam, that's how you get pooped
#monsterdon

i'm given her all she's got, cap'n

#WrongMovie #monsterdon

If not for the courage of the fearless crew! This movie would be short. This movie WOULD be SHORT

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Also very excited to see that Tom Baker is in this, since he's my first and favorite Doctor!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

That dream sequence feels very art film


#Monsterdon

It's okay it's just a (Sin)bad dream

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I want a golden evil dream necklace

#Monsterdon

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

And now transparent Tom Baker! We're really getting a look at the outlines of some real stars tonight. #Monsterdon

Sinbad you really need to stop taking Chantix so you don't have dreams like this.
#monsterdon

Is it a thunderstorm or the battle of Waterloo?

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

This had better be a good curse

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

zoom for emphasis

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

If you’re struck by deja vu, it’s because you’ve seen every one of these outfits at your local Pride parade.
#Monsterdon

I think they're having some scale issues with the flying… thing.

#monsterdon

RE: https://piefed.social/c/fullmoviesonyoutube/p/1896937/the-golden-voyage-of-sinbad-1974-2160p-links-in-post-mastodon-watch-party-this-sunday-e

Representing Piefed/Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse siblings, here on #monsterdon !

https://lemmy.world/post/44514173

the captain is tripping out....

#Monsterdon

HOLY SHIT TRANSPARENT CAROLINE MUNROE #Monsterdon

Shitting a brick, but when it's a mythical bird/dragon, it's not a brick, it's treasure

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#monsterdon A bat, at sea, during the daytime... poor thing has hyper-rabies. What a mess… it's going to ravage the crew, assuming they are all uh... fruits? It's a fruit bat, right? lol.

That thing with bat wings is definitely an albatross 🙄#Monsterdon

Greeeeaaaat. A crystal bat. Sinbad has to go fight some skeksis.

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad

It's holding something! No wait it's poop it's just pooping on us.

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

fucking Omar.....

#Monsterdon

I'm sure everyone in this movie is the ethnicity they were cast as. Right 1970s?
#monsterdon

I mean, pretty much everything at sea is bad luck, right?
#monsterdon #goldenvoyage1974

all is well...

Oh ya ok right out of the gate with some subtle foreshadowing

#Monsterdon

Isn't that a Spanish Galleon? Not sure what our premise is here.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

I have seen this and enjoyed it.

Looking forward to stop motion excellence and general silliness.

Narrator: And all over the world, the people of #Monsterdon bravely mash the PLAY button simultaneously, heedless of consequence.

i just rewatched DANGER DIABOLIK yesterday which also stars John Philip Law, who, despite the resemblance, apparently is unrelated to Jude Law

#monsterdon

Tom Baker is in this? Oh cool. #Monsterdon

Alright! Looking forward to this one. I hope there's a dance number! :D #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

#monsterdonalert #monsterdon

GO GO GO GO GO!!!!

5..4..3..2..1..

ready...
aim....

movie!

#Monsterdon

The Dynarama is dyna-rolling! It's monsterdon time everyone.

#monsterdon

🪔 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🪔

(Sheherezahd is about to start!)

#Monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon "I regret nothing" their lack of chemistry is staggering, this is really one of those he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious situations

Hm... #Monsterdon #Kazaam? Um... Who ordered a serious movie? I didn't want a serious movie. :(

This is Alpha Control reporting another great job team. That's another movie launched successfully into space. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

thanks for another great evening, #Monsterdonians ! I appreciate you all but special thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo and @JoeWynne for trivia!

Asynchronous #monsterdon at some point you have to ask, is that too many swords?

Daddy issues.™

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Asynchronous #monsterdon timeout from my plans for ?world domination I guess? for a puppet dance

@crowbriarhexe

That's ok. It has a basketball star, trying to break into being a Hollywood actor for when their physical prowess eventually egrades.

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Is there a bingo card for this?

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Asynchronous #monsterdon one of the things I like about 70's movies is that you can *tell* these actors smell bad as this scene is being filmed

much-needed realism, even if it wasn't on purpose

Dat genie be bustin' some rhymes!

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Look it's "Mini-me Eminem"!

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

And thanks for the #MonsterdonBingo card.

#monsterdon

Your father's on Abydos #Monsterdon

@moira 🎉

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

If I'da put my shoes on the table, my folks woulda hung me upside-down from the front door.

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

Samantha Carter's life changed only for the better after she put Max up for adoption #Monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon YESSSS rhyming prophecy time
5 stars

Water revealing invisible and then blood fountain all very cool

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

#Monsterdon

And... the end.

Thank you @Taweret and everyone who made this experience so enjoyable.

Stargate : Kazaam #Monsterdon

@apLundell Or if you're not invisible. Basically never, unless you are doing a martial arts spiritual training thing where you have to endure the cold and pounding weight or whatever. Strictly outside of combat situations. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

#Monsterdon so this kazaam is before Will Smith was the genie in the Aladdin live action... and before that tilda swinton film, Three Thousand Years of Longing?

Also: bingo!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

And don’t forget to tie your camel!
Real wisdom in movies! :blobcatgiggle2:

#monsterdon

Thanks, all of y'all, for making this happen every Sunday. That Sinbad movie was a real ... trip. 🙂

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Shark week #Monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon well, if they're *beckoning*

@lorgonumputz Sinbetter than Jason, there’s always that!

#monsterdon

I haven't seen #kazam since it was out on a TV movie for Nickelodeon or something in the 90s, and I kind of remember it as a fever dream. Let's GOOOOOOOO

#Monsterdon #monsterdon2

Well that ending tied things up about as well as a camel

Actually not bad though! Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now time for SHAQ

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon No beak biting

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

and they fucked off into the sea for another voyage probably #monsterdon

Rawr!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

#Monsterdon okay it's that time of the stream where we should go look at #MutualAid as @miru says

Omg #kazaam1996 up next on @miru@social.miyaku.media

#Monsterdon #monsterdon2

I hope Achmed does well in future endeavours. #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Sinbad: "Ha ha, because I got the girl!"

#Monsterdon

Yeah let the Griffin and the Centaur fight amongst themselves. #Monsterdon

It's so convenient that crown was sized for his helmet. #Monsterdon

Pretty sure I could have all those riches told within like 10 seconds

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Shall just a little poke all this mighty fountain incarnidine?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

A crown of untold RIDGES? That sounds uncomfortable!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

The real riches are all the god-like beings we killed and temples we violated along the way..

Good thing none of that amazing red water made any of this water over here red...
#monsterdon

Magic healing crown! #monsterdon

and thus Sinbad was reborn a paladin #monsterdon