Kali is too bad ass to be defending creepy Doctor Who

#monsterdon #Sinbad1973

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Asynchronous #monsterdon "I regret nothing" their lack of chemistry is staggering, this is really one of those he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious situations

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

I just realized.... there isn't gonna be any Ray Harryhousen in this, is there?

Hm... #Monsterdon #Kazaam? Um... Who ordered a serious movie? I didn't want a serious movie. :(

This is Alpha Control reporting another great job team. That's another movie launched successfully into space. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Did... Okay I was just walking back and forth playing with cat and... Did I just hear the boy say, "until I make those last two wishes, I own you" ? said to Shaq... Did he imply he owns a tall black man.
I must have heard that wrong. Right?
Padme asking again, right???
#Monsterdon #Kazaam

Buddha got back

#monsterdon #Sinbad1973

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

thanks for another great evening, #Monsterdonians ! I appreciate you all but special thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo and @JoeWynne for trivia!

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs stole this

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#monsterdon okay but do I _NEED_ to hunt down and purchase a stop-motion-ready soft vinyl poseable Kali from Golden Voyage of Sinbad action figure to hold my cocktail picks? I mean, yeah?

https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/product/golden-voyage-sinbad-ray-harryhausen-100th-anniversary-soft-motion-series-kali-action-figure-151953

Maybe I'll just 3d print something and call it good...

Asynchronous #monsterdon at some point you have to ask, is that too many swords?

Daddy issues.™

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Asynchronous #monsterdon timeout from my plans for ?world domination I guess? for a puppet dance

@crowbriarhexe

That's ok. It has a basketball star, trying to break into being a Hollywood actor for when their physical prowess eventually egrades.

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

@ohiofi #monsterdon #WrongSinbad

I kinda felt for the teacher too.

Is there a bingo card for this?

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Asynchronous #monsterdon one of the things I like about 70's movies is that you can *tell* these actors smell bad as this scene is being filmed

much-needed realism, even if it wasn't on purpose

Dat genie be bustin' some rhymes!

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

Look it's "Mini-me Eminem"!

(watching #Kazaam1996 live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

And thanks for the #MonsterdonBingo card.

#monsterdon

Your father's on Abydos #Monsterdon

@moira 🎉

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

If Sinbad, why it feel so good?

Okay, I’ll show myself out.

#Monsterdon

If I'da put my shoes on the table, my folks woulda hung me upside-down from the front door.

#monsterdon #WrongSinbad

Samantha Carter's life changed only for the better after she put Max up for adoption #Monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon YESSSS rhyming prophecy time
5 stars

Water revealing invisible and then blood fountain all very cool

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

#Monsterdon

And... the end.

Thank you @Taweret and everyone who made this experience so enjoyable.

Stargate : Kazaam #Monsterdon

@apLundell Or if you're not invisible. Basically never, unless you are doing a martial arts spiritual training thing where you have to endure the cold and pounding weight or whatever. Strictly outside of combat situations. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

#Monsterdon so this kazaam is before Will Smith was the genie in the Aladdin live action... and before that tilda swinton film, Three Thousand Years of Longing?

Also: bingo!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

And don’t forget to tie your camel!
Real wisdom in movies! :blobcatgiggle2:

#monsterdon

Thanks, all of y'all, for making this happen every Sunday. That Sinbad movie was a real ... trip. 🙂

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Thank you @Taweret for the movie and @cherizilla for the bingo card, that was a swashbuckling good time!

#Monsterdon

Shark week #Monsterdon

Asynchronous #monsterdon well, if they're *beckoning*

@lorgonumputz Sinbetter than Jason, there’s always that!

#monsterdon

We go back to the boat, and Sinbad tells the One Girl that he gave up the crown because he is chaotic good and likes freedom and is also free to marry whoever he likes (probably the one girl that we've seen).

Then the drunk guy does a comic relief by accidentally bungee jumping from a mast and we repeat the proverb "trust in allah but tie up your camel!"

then the movie ends.

#monsterdon

I haven't seen #kazam since it was out on a TV movie for Nickelodeon or something in the 90s, and I kind of remember it as a fever dream. Let's GOOOOOOOO

#Monsterdon #monsterdon2

MIRU ! MIYAKU ! MEDIA !!

#monsterdon #DoubleFeature #WrongSinbad

@CactuarJoe Hey, with the things I've seen? This is Oscar worthy. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

Well, that had a little bit of everything. Fun time. Thanks #monsterdon friends. Take care. See ya soon.

Well that ending tied things up about as well as a camel

Actually not bad though! Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now time for SHAQ

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon No beak biting

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

and they fucked off into the sea for another voyage probably #monsterdon

Rawr!

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #withCommericals

#Monsterdon okay it's that time of the stream where we should go look at #MutualAid as @miru says

Omg #kazaam1996 up next on @miru@social.miyaku.media

#Monsterdon #monsterdon2

I hope Achmed does well in future endeavours. #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

And thus Sinbad fucked off into the sea. Thanks @Taweret and crew for the fun as usual and remember: don't drink the kool-aid of Koura #monsterdon

And BAM! That’s the end!

#GoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
#Monsterdon

And there they go... off into the sea to ...

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that. #Monsterdon

We decide to resolve whatever is going on with a climatic sword fight, and then Koura decides to cheat by using his cloaking device. but then he does the rookie move of walking into water while he's invisible, so Sinbad can see him and stab him, but that fills the fountain with wizard blood.

Also only Sinbad bothered to fight Koura... the other characters were just standing around to disappoint the audience.

#monsterdon

Crown of Untold Reconstructive Surgery...

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

Sinbad: "Ha ha, because I got the girl!"

#Monsterdon

He found the meaning of love before the last rose petal fell!

#Monsterdon⁩ ⁨#GoldenVoyage1973

A good and just vizier? Really?
#monsterdon

Yeah let the Griffin and the Centaur fight amongst themselves. #Monsterdon

It's so convenient that crown was sized for his helmet. #Monsterdon

Pretty sure I could have all those riches told within like 10 seconds

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

A crown of untold RIDGES? That sounds uncomfortable!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Shall just a little poke all this mighty fountain incarnidine?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

The real riches are all the god-like beings we killed and temples we violated along the way..

Good thing none of that amazing red water made any of this water over here red...
#monsterdon

Jean Luc Picard couldn't have had a sluttier man-blouse. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

Magic healing crown! #monsterdon

and thus Sinbad was reborn a paladin #monsterdon

Is he now King of the Britons?

#Monsterdon

Cherry Slurpees for everyone!!! #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Bloody hell! #Monsterdon

so do we at least get the riches or do we just get a hallucinatory image of what it would look like if we did #monsterdon

uh-oh

that fountain ain't happy

I feel like we may have a "Viggo" situation on our hands again, Ray

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

They're reflecting on this. #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

That's one hell of a filtration system they have on that thing.

#monsterdon

Oh, that's *not* sanitary.

#monsterdon #thegoldenvoyageofsinbad

Ugh my reflection is a king again. #monsterdon

That guy bled out all of his blood into that fountain.

#Monsterdon

Sigh. Guess I'll take the crown of untold riches, then. Like a loser. #Monsterdon

so about that crown of untold riches...? #monsterdon

And the award for overacting by a centaur goes to.....

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

ok, mixing lemonade, grape, and cherry koolaid is gonna taste terrible. ;/ #monsterdon

That seems like enough blood for a really big homonculus. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

"Here, let me stand in the only place that would give me away" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

That's a lot of blood in that fountain. Was Koura packing 20kg of Kool-Aid mix in his intestine?

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

Predator stole this move . But god damn that fountain of blood looks awesome.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

That can't be good for the fountain of whatever #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad

That necklace piece was supposed to produce green water

#Monsterdon

it would be a lot easier it the sword was invisible too
#monsterdon

koolaid fountain!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon A waterfall is pretty much the dumbest place to stand if you're invisible.

Nice blood fountain effect, A+!

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

This is like one of those fountains in the RPGs where you can throw something in and it changes its effects, isn't it?

#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

TAKE THAT, RAIMI!

"Thanks, I think I will!"

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Behold the Magic Kool-Aid Fountain!!!! #Monsterdon

Ewwwwwwwww......

#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973

#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

POKED!

and now the crown of riches falls on him?

#monsterdon #GoldenVoyageOfSinbad