This guy, really wants someone to take his son off his hands doesn't he. We're up to 400 gold coins and slave girl.

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YOu mean that white girl holding the tray? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

“Is that a tattoo of an eye on your hand?”

“No. I just like drawing it on my hand when I’m bored in class.”

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"Take my son. Please." #monsterdon

Ah, there's Ms. Munroe. #Monsterdon

How does she keep her palm eyeball from smudging? #Monsterdon

the clarinets of humor.

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Yes this are accurate fight noises

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Can you make a homunculus out of hummus, and if so, is it a hummusculus?

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“Don’t run too far, Sinbad! The set isn’t that big!”
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Sinbad trying to get the tiny dragon is like me and the cat trying to corner a mouse. 😂 #Monsterdon

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now I know who he reminds me of....

Also, watching this movie when I just started slowly making my way through Edward Said’s Orientalism… it’s, um, interesting

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There is a notable lack of monsters smashing things in this movie

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The most interesting thing in the movie just turned to ashes.... #monsterdon

The vizier is pretty quick to use any fire around, good on him, seeing he was so hurt by the fire before, facing his fears and stuff. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

This movie's just a commercial for Expedia's Dubai office. #Monsterdon

a homunculus, yep
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Admit it; they built this movie around a book of proverbs, brilliant fashion, and facial hair.
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alriiight, ultimate destination island 🤙 #monsterdon

An ultimate destination! Like an all expenses paid trip to Paris Disneyland!

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Fun fact, this actor played Zardoz

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The little flying monkey thing, all I can think of is the “bad dates” scene from the first Indiana Jones movie

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How did the Homunculus fly into a window in a deep basement chamber?

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A race and a duel: not the same thing, Sinbad

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Thinking about Cinemaware’s video game Sinbad and the Throne of the Falcon (1987) for the Amiga. I guess they didn’t get Jim Sachs to do the art for this one.

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And THAT's why you don't rake the leaves. #Monsterdon

Geez took 'em long enough to notice

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@klu9 It's so obvious that he was saying that!

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more dancing for NO REASON!

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The messenger guy looking over the shoulder at the message...that's the Government that is...

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@allanb

All praise the Holy Maritime Pickle!

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This is an Arabian Nights Adventure!

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Yeah, don't let them get absolute power that'll go badly for everybody. Where have I heard that before? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

There's music playing but all the clapping is WILDLY off beat. That bugs the shit out of me. #Monsterdon

Commercial sign :(

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That's why a lot of guys became sailors, the dancing girls. #Monsterdon

Did he just call him a "Sea Gherkin"?
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Sinbad succeeds on his perception check!
The map to the nebulous treasure has been discovered.
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I clearly heard him ask "how to get the turd?" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

this is mansplaining

man-to-man splaining

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"The more I studied, the greater the puzzle becomes". Kinda like grad school, huh?

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Suddenly the fire became a point light source!

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Yeah dude, Allah doesn't hear you because of the *giant freaking helmet* #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I wish my cell phone got reception in underground dungeons as good as Koura's dragon bird thingy

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Thats my 4th wedge. If I can just answer one sports question and one history question, I'll win Trivial Pursuit.
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Wouldn't it be fun if there were real gargoyles? They might make nice pets, eh?

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the little imp looks like a reuse of the argonaut harpy model #monsterdon

The fire took away my face... #monsterdon

I love a movie with a clear quest progression! #Monsterdon

okay so how did the ball of fire relate to the Sultan dying

was the Sultan in the fire? you could lead with that.

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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 <palpatine>power! absolute power

Uh-oh, I think my primary instance has been "Monsterdonned", almost no toots coming thru.

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So he can hear through the dragon? Does it have bluetooth? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 ah the BFF throuple necklace

@Binder

No, Bronze Man.

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@bryanhowell INDIA INK CALIGRAPHY ON CARBON PAPER

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Goodness, gracious. A... great ball of fire?

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We flee into town then the robe guy tracks us there by chanting the town door shut.

But then a guy dressed like a Sumerian king for a halloween party rides up to Sinbad and is like "yo we were waiting for you. come to our party"

And outside robe guy is like "My hand is old now because I did a magic chant. I will spy on this party with my bat friend."

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Goodness Gracious! It's the face-stealing ball of fire.

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I bet he keeps a treasure trove of vintage computers down there...

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Wait. Where’s Sinbad’s crew? Did he just leave them behind?

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WHOAH YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST POST HOLE

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Can you imagine how hot it would be to live in the desert and walk around as brass-faced Darth Vader?
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oh hey, it's where they buried that one guy with the amontillado #monsterdon

Uh... that's a funny shaped hole

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OH that was a *professional* squeak. They had Spooky Squeak Technicians in the house for this film. #Monsterdon

Mega Creaky!

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It's the ol' hole in the wall gang hideout.

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#monsterdon Welcome to my bud hole.

@skatem #monsterdon

Maybe it's Air Conditioned, like Daft Punk's.

Sounds like a cool guy.

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#monsterdon Gonna get a bit uncomfy in that bronze mask yo. Piping hot in that sunshine. Like a little microwave oven for his faceykins!

Never admit to being a Grand Vizier

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Showing up fashionably late to #Monsterdon. I assume I haven't missed anything important.

oh

oh this is Retro-3P0

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I want the vizier’s BOOOOOOOTS
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"A man versed in every black art."

My god, he trains LLMs!? I should have strangled him with my bare hands! #Monsterdon

A man versed in every black art.

Except breakdancing. He sucks at breakdancing.

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That dragon looks a lot bigger in the sky. Didn't think it could perch on his forearm. #monsterdon

Sound FX for the creature, provided by a pair of latex trousers in a shower cubicle.
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The original C-3PO design sure was wild. #monsterdon

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He who searches for pearls must not sleep. -- eh, not as good. Work on it.

I do like smol dragon tho

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That dude in the mask really emotes.

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Do we know who the bad guy is, really? #monsterdon

Prince Korra!

No, wait.

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"He closed that portcullis with his magic!"

"Ehhh, the guard just felt bad watching him try so he pulled the switch."

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No horses were tormented in the making of this film
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that is a LONG phrase to tell siri to close the gates

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Just give it to him fam, that amulet's been nothing but bad luck.

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Wow, that was an authentic HIIIIIYAH right there. #Monsterdon

"A thief is a king until he is caught"

HOLY RELEVANCE

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WHICH IS A WORSE IDEA (30 minutes)

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After we get a weird ass dream involving Translucent Dancing Lady and Translucent Dancing Man, our cool boat gets stuck in a storm and is also running up against some rocks; the later is perhaps a sign that Sinbad should have done less daydreaming and more navigating.

Anyway, all our sailor boys are getting wet.

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I want to hear the DVD commentary on what it was like to dive into the water with his boots on.

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If I were that crew I'd let the captain swim to the island and just fuck off and leave him there, he's trouble...

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Sinbad's Alaskan Adventures

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Sinbad is kickin’ it old school with that medallion around his neck.

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oh it's the northeast shore of Oahu again, neat

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