Suddenly the fire became a point light source!

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Yeah dude, Allah doesn't hear you because of the *giant freaking helmet* #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I wish my cell phone got reception in underground dungeons as good as Koura's dragon bird thingy

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Wouldn't it be fun if there were real gargoyles? They might make nice pets, eh?

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the little imp looks like a reuse of the argonaut harpy model #monsterdon

The fire took away my face... #monsterdon

I love a movie with a clear quest progression! #Monsterdon

okay so how did the ball of fire relate to the Sultan dying

was the Sultan in the fire? you could lead with that.

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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 <palpatine>power! absolute power

Uh-oh, I think my primary instance has been "Monsterdonned", almost no toots coming thru.

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So he can hear through the dragon? Does it have bluetooth? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 ah the BFF throuple necklace

@Binder

No, Bronze Man.

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Goodness, gracious. A... great ball of fire?

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We flee into town then the robe guy tracks us there by chanting the town door shut.

But then a guy dressed like a Sumerian king for a halloween party rides up to Sinbad and is like "yo we were waiting for you. come to our party"

And outside robe guy is like "My hand is old now because I did a magic chant. I will spy on this party with my bat friend."

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Goodness Gracious! It's the face-stealing ball of fire.

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I bet he keeps a treasure trove of vintage computers down there...

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Wait. Where’s Sinbad’s crew? Did he just leave them behind?

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WHOAH YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST POST HOLE

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Can you imagine how hot it would be to live in the desert and walk around as brass-faced Darth Vader?
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oh hey, it's where they buried that one guy with the amontillado #monsterdon

Uh... that's a funny shaped hole

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OH that was a *professional* squeak. They had Spooky Squeak Technicians in the house for this film. #Monsterdon

Mega Creaky!

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It's the ol' hole in the wall gang hideout.

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#monsterdon Welcome to my bud hole.

Sounds like a cool guy.

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#monsterdon Gonna get a bit uncomfy in that bronze mask yo. Piping hot in that sunshine. Like a little microwave oven for his faceykins!

Never admit to being a Grand Vizier

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Showing up fashionably late to #Monsterdon. I assume I haven't missed anything important.

oh

oh this is Retro-3P0

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I want the vizier’s BOOOOOOOTS
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"A man versed in every black art."

My god, he trains LLMs!? I should have strangled him with my bare hands! #Monsterdon

A man versed in every black art.

Except breakdancing. He sucks at breakdancing.

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Sound FX for the creature, provided by a pair of latex trousers in a shower cubicle.
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The original C-3PO design sure was wild. #monsterdon

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He who searches for pearls must not sleep. -- eh, not as good. Work on it.

I do like smol dragon tho

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That dude in the mask really emotes.

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Do we know who the bad guy is, really? #monsterdon

Prince Korra!

No, wait.

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"He closed that portcullis with his magic!"

"Ehhh, the guard just felt bad watching him try so he pulled the switch."

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No horses were tormented in the making of this film
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that is a LONG phrase to tell siri to close the gates

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Just give it to him fam, that amulet's been nothing but bad luck.

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Wow, that was an authentic HIIIIIYAH right there. #Monsterdon

"A thief is a king until he is caught"

HOLY RELEVANCE

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I want to hear the DVD commentary on what it was like to dive into the water with his boots on.

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Sinbad's Alaskan Adventures

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Sinbad is kickin’ it old school with that medallion around his neck.

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oh it's the northeast shore of Oahu again, neat

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Between episodes, the 4th Doctor and Romana used to sneak into sailor's dreams to mess with them #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

I'll just swim a kilometer, fully-clothed
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Fuck it we ball I'm going to shore

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The mustache game is exquisite.
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Old proverb say, man who walks on fire sits in own pew.

No that's not how that goes.
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Compare to Iron Maiden's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA2cGy_iDTk

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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 "sir we're off course. now we're stuck in the strait of hormuz"

Red sky in the movie, sailin' gonna be groovy.
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Line? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Allah isn't giving strength as much as years of free power with all that lightning. Shame nobody can capture it and make use of it eh? Talk about a great source of power, wouldn't even need oars or sails huh…

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Help me turn my giant rudder.

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Damn you, courageous crew!

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Sailing movies are all basically the same. This is going to be just like Master and Commander.

I saw this movie alot as a kid but never noticed all the topless Sinbad closeups previously.
It was all Munro boobs, stop motion, and the Doctor on previous watches.
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Um actually in a storm you want to run with the wind, worse thing is to take the waves abeam, that's how you get pooped
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i'm given her all she's got, cap'n

#WrongMovie #monsterdon

If not for the courage of the fearless crew! This movie would be short. This movie WOULD be SHORT

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Also very excited to see that Tom Baker is in this, since he's my first and favorite Doctor!

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That dream sequence feels very art film


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It's okay it's just a (Sin)bad dream

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I want a golden evil dream necklace

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The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed

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And now transparent Tom Baker! We're really getting a look at the outlines of some real stars tonight. #Monsterdon

Sinbad you really need to stop taking Chantix so you don't have dreams like this.
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Is it a thunderstorm or the battle of Waterloo?

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zoom for emphasis

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If you’re struck by deja vu, it’s because you’ve seen every one of these outfits at your local Pride parade.
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I think they're having some scale issues with the flying… thing.

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RE: https://piefed.social/c/fullmoviesonyoutube/p/1896937/the-golden-voyage-of-sinbad-1974-2160p-links-in-post-mastodon-watch-party-this-sunday-e

Representing Piefed/Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse siblings, here on #monsterdon !

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the captain is tripping out....

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HOLY SHIT TRANSPARENT CAROLINE MUNROE #Monsterdon

Shitting a brick, but when it's a mythical bird/dragon, it's not a brick, it's treasure

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#monsterdon A bat, at sea, during the daytime... poor thing has hyper-rabies. What a mess… it's going to ravage the crew, assuming they are all uh... fruits? It's a fruit bat, right? lol.

That thing with bat wings is definitely an albatross 🙄#Monsterdon

Greeeeaaaat. A crystal bat. Sinbad has to go fight some skeksis.

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It's holding something! No wait it's poop it's just pooping on us.

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fucking Omar.....

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I'm sure everyone in this movie is the ethnicity they were cast as. Right 1970s?
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I mean, pretty much everything at sea is bad luck, right?
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all is well...

Oh ya ok right out of the gate with some subtle foreshadowing

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Isn't that a Spanish Galleon? Not sure what our premise is here.

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I have seen this and enjoyed it.

Looking forward to stop motion excellence and general silliness.

Narrator: And all over the world, the people of #Monsterdon bravely mash the PLAY button simultaneously, heedless of consequence.

i just rewatched DANGER DIABOLIK yesterday which also stars John Philip Law, who, despite the resemblance, apparently is unrelated to Jude Law

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Tom Baker is in this? Oh cool. #Monsterdon

Alright! Looking forward to this one. I hope there's a dance number! :D #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

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GO GO GO GO GO!!!!

The Dynarama is dyna-rolling! It's monsterdon time everyone.

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🪔 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🪔

(Sheherezahd is about to start!)

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