@Binder CLICK HERE TO READ MORE! DOCTORS HATE HIM!

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You don't see many nautical scenes done totally on a soundstage.

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The figurehead is just pissed off cuz her skin is so dry. Get her some moisturizer!! #monsterdon

Is the figurehead monster lady part cat? She's knocking stuff off shelves.

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BINGO #monsterdon

awesome stop-motion effects
chanting/praying
hero is given a quest
hand drawn lightning
wine

The ensorcelled figurehead has clearly had enough of Sinbad's ship.

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#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 cat behavior: shoving things off surfaces

@xerozohar Hera's back and SHE'S PISSED #Monsterdon

“And how does lemur skin reflect the sea?” —Pixies, “Velouria”

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Major pluses of this particular haunted figurehead:
- No talking.
- Murder.
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Wooden you like to take a little swim? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

@Binder the whenever-this-is equivalent of those cars with the massive GPSes in the dashboard

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last time we saw one of these on a ship it answered questions

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You have to wear the fancy cape for this incantation..

Virtually no one does wild crazy eyes better than Tom Baker

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Those famous Tom Baker googly eyes <3 #Monsterdon

They say it gets cold at sea so dress in layers

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Tom - he's laughing at the superior intellect

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I can't see shit in this helmet.
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@kcarr2015 I remember being enthralled watching this as a young child.
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Thanks, @cherizilla

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OO or hey, you know what would be REALLY badass? Harryhausen Allah. #Monsterdon

Surprise! That ship is really...

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There's very little plot for so much dialog. There's very little character development for so much jibber jabber.

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this is Karl The Fog's guest appearance.

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Vibe steering

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Now would be a good time to call on Allah for some guidance

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"We can't follow them in there - our shields and deflectors will be useless!"

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Feeling his way through seems like a good way to shoal the keel off your ship. Use the charts. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

There's a lot of shirtlessness on this ship.

What's the skin cancer rate of these sailors?

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@MatthewTitus88 a lot of talking in dubious accents #monsterdon

fuck that mask has to be hot #monsterdon

This bane guy's a mumble douche.
"Speak up, we can't hear you through your daft helmet, you helmet!"
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Sinbad and Caroline Munro are fighting for who can show the most cleavage. He's going for the most plunging neckline, but she counters with volume.
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A man, huh

Good to clarify that because, y'know, most sailing ships are piloted by fish and sea monsters

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This would've been a great place to insert a musical number. All the singing and dancing about the folks Sinbad had killed. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

Ah yes, me, my new freewoman crewmate, and her 2573368 outfits.
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The slave girl got to bring multiple outfits? How did she even have multiple outfits to bring (unless she was a fantastically expensive slave, but that would imply the son was worth even more so now I'm even more confused).

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#monsterdon Autoslavery huh? Uh... well, funny… ;)

Batman? Isn't that a city in Turkiye? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

@Lazarou

Just how slavers like 'em!

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@CactuarJoe to be fair, no one else can get off the boat either

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Hm. Comic relief character given an important job. I wonder if that will backfire.

The wit is mightier than the ship

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That ship! it looks like a blue police box! #monsterdon

@cd0 "What if you were born property, but I came along and slightly upgraded that status? Wouldn't you be grateful?"

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Probably some fisherman sailing at night in eel infested waters...

I wonder if they are using the same wind we are using?

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Haroun made the tail! The hash head's got potential. #Monsterdon

Well they've put the blue filter on, that must mean it's night time. #Monsterdon

"You are at no one's beck and call."

"Fetch me a drink."

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At least he said please.

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“You’re no one’s slave. Now fetch me a drink”

Siiigh

No, the please doesn’t make it better

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Yeah... a bit early in the millennium for abolitionism. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

"You're free! You can go anywhere you want! As long as it's anywhere in this fifteen-foot boat I've confined you to." #Monsterdon

“No human being has the right to own another.”

How progressive of Sinbad in this era.

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Carolyn Munroe, Do not be frightened by my anachronistic feathered haircut.

Sinbad looking increasingly British as the movie goes on

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Sinbad is the least horny sailor that ever sailed the seven seas in the history of sailing or seas.

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Ah the day-night scenes abound

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not going to comment on tonight's #monsterdon other than to note that it is excellent, I'm a little surprised I've never seen this before

Store-brand Eric Astrada here #monsterdon

"Work? This is terrible!"

Ah, timeless sayings

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villainous tom baker gets me every time #monsterdon

Ya that's a vibe. Work is terrible 😅

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So the one actor who’s actually a person of color gets to play a nitwit? That’s a great choice, movie

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Okay that bit was actually funny, well done :D #Monsterdon

Unknown dangers... If they are unknown, how they know?
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“This boy is a genius.” And just like that I have decided that I love Sinbad! #Monsterdon

There better be a shit tonne of lemurs in lemuria. Otherwise there will be disappointment.
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Lemuria: would you rather fight one Godzilla-sized lemur or one hundred lemur-sized Godzillas?

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"I'll take 'Costumes You'd Never Wear in the Desert' for 200, Alex."

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Where are we going?

Planet 10!

When are we going?

Real soon!

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#monsterdon Kinda a sucky merchant. Take my slave, take my son, I'll pay you! “Well, great, that isn't a burden for my boat, or my pants huh?”

Does a telescope count as an anachronism?

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#monsterdon leaning extremely hard into the Persian stereotype of speaking in proverbs

"Lemuria?"

Yeah, there's a limited number of mythological lost lands the public's gonna recognize. #Monsterdon

LEMURIA?! Why would you want to go there? #Monsterdon

"Every voyage has it's own flavor."
"I hope this one is hot honey bbq."
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*ominous musical sting*

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"Every voyage has its own flavor. This one is peach and cinnamon with a hint of vanilla."

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@trixter we all would. This is #Monsterdon after all.

#monsterdon here we go, took half an hour but we're finally voyaging

Trust in Allah. Take the cannoli.

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oh c3po's coming with? good, they can always use another protocol droid

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omg I want to retroactively get a job as horse handler on this movie I want to kiss them alllllllll

Helm, set course for the Crab Nebula. Warp three. #Monsterdon

THAT girl?

Yes, the one standing there.

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a strange trip? Like when does Sinbad have normal trips? #monsterdon

"Every voyage has it's own flavor." THis one tastes like cheese. #monsterdon

You may recognize tonight's delectable eye candy from Starcrash. Caroline Munro also happens to be an Advisor to the Ray and Diana Harryhausen Foundation. #Monsterdon

You guys complained so I brought you a dancing girl for the trip.#Monsterdon

The ancient Arabian business custom: sealing a deal with a high five.
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I offer the hypothesis that the woman would be a bit of a distraction on that ship. #monsterdon

i had a phone call and was going to ask if i missed anything important but i'm going to guess the answer is no

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Wait… we seal deals with high fives in this time period?

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These accents! Who is from where? Who can say?
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The origins of the high five

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I'm sure your son will make a great anchor

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"curvaceous"? "deliciously fat"?

wtf

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