This bane guy's a mumble douche.
"Speak up, we can't hear you through your daft helmet, you helmet!"
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Sinbad and Caroline Munro are fighting for who can show the most cleavage. He's going for the most plunging neckline, but she counters with volume.
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A man, huh

Good to clarify that because, y'know, most sailing ships are piloted by fish and sea monsters

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This would've been a great place to insert a musical number. All the singing and dancing about the folks Sinbad had killed. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

Ah yes, me, my new freewoman crewmate, and her 2573368 outfits.
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The slave girl got to bring multiple outfits? How did she even have multiple outfits to bring (unless she was a fantastically expensive slave, but that would imply the son was worth even more so now I'm even more confused).

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#monsterdon Autoslavery huh? Uh... well, funny… ;)

Batman? Isn't that a city in Turkiye? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

@Lazarou

Just how slavers like 'em!

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@CactuarJoe to be fair, no one else can get off the boat either

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The wit is mightier than the ship

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Hm. Comic relief character given an important job. I wonder if that will backfire.

@cd0 "What if you were born property, but I came along and slightly upgraded that status? Wouldn't you be grateful?"

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Probably some fisherman sailing at night in eel infested waters...

I wonder if they are using the same wind we are using?

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Haroun made the tail! The hash head's got potential. #Monsterdon

Well they've put the blue filter on, that must mean it's night time. #Monsterdon

"You are at no one's beck and call."

"Fetch me a drink."

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“You’re no one’s slave. Now fetch me a drink”

Siiigh

No, the please doesn’t make it better

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"You're free! You can go anywhere you want! As long as it's anywhere in this fifteen-foot boat I've confined you to." #Monsterdon

“No human being has the right to own another.”

How progressive of Sinbad in this era.

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Carolyn Munroe, Do not be frightened by my anachronistic feathered haircut.

Sinbad looking increasingly British as the movie goes on

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Ah the day-night scenes abound

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not going to comment on tonight's #monsterdon other than to note that it is excellent, I'm a little surprised I've never seen this before

Store-brand Eric Astrada here #monsterdon

"Work? This is terrible!"

Ah, timeless sayings

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villainous tom baker gets me every time #monsterdon

Ya that's a vibe. Work is terrible 😅

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So the one actor who’s actually a person of color gets to play a nitwit? That’s a great choice, movie

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Okay that bit was actually funny, well done :D #Monsterdon

Unknown dangers... If they are unknown, how they know?
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“This boy is a genius.” And just like that I have decided that I love Sinbad! #Monsterdon

There better be a shit tonne of lemurs in lemuria. Otherwise there will be disappointment.
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Lemuria: would you rather fight one Godzilla-sized lemur or one hundred lemur-sized Godzillas?

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"I'll take 'Costumes You'd Never Wear in the Desert' for 200, Alex."

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Where are we going?

Planet 10!

When are we going?

Real soon!

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#monsterdon Kinda a sucky merchant. Take my slave, take my son, I'll pay you! “Well, great, that isn't a burden for my boat, or my pants huh?”

Does a telescope count as an anachronism?

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#monsterdon leaning extremely hard into the Persian stereotype of speaking in proverbs

"Lemuria?"

Yeah, there's a limited number of mythological lost lands the public's gonna recognize. #Monsterdon

LEMURIA?! Why would you want to go there? #Monsterdon

"Every voyage has it's own flavor."
"I hope this one is hot honey bbq."
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*ominous musical sting*

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"Every voyage has its own flavor. This one is peach and cinnamon with a hint of vanilla."

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@trixter we all would. This is #Monsterdon after all.

#monsterdon here we go, took half an hour but we're finally voyaging

Trust in Allah. Take the cannoli.

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oh c3po's coming with? good, they can always use another protocol droid

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omg I want to retroactively get a job as horse handler on this movie I want to kiss them alllllllll

Helm, set course for the Crab Nebula. Warp three. #Monsterdon

THAT girl?

Yes, the one standing there.

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a strange trip? Like when does Sinbad have normal trips? #monsterdon

"Every voyage has it's own flavor." THis one tastes like cheese. #monsterdon

You may recognize tonight's delectable eye candy from Starcrash. Caroline Munro also happens to be an Advisor to the Ray and Diana Harryhausen Foundation. #Monsterdon

You guys complained so I brought you a dancing girl for the trip.#Monsterdon

The ancient Arabian business custom: sealing a deal with a high five.
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I offer the hypothesis that the woman would be a bit of a distraction on that ship. #monsterdon

i had a phone call and was going to ask if i missed anything important but i'm going to guess the answer is no

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Wait… we seal deals with high fives in this time period?

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These accents! Who is from where? Who can say?
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The origins of the high five

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I'm sure your son will make a great anchor

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"curvaceous"? "deliciously fat"?

wtf

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This guy, really wants someone to take his son off his hands doesn't he. We're up to 400 gold coins and slave girl.

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YOu mean that white girl holding the tray? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

“Is that a tattoo of an eye on your hand?”

“No. I just like drawing it on my hand when I’m bored in class.”

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How does she keep her palm eyeball from smudging? #Monsterdon

the clarinets of humor.

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Yes this are accurate fight noises

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“Don’t run too far, Sinbad! The set isn’t that big!”
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Sinbad trying to get the tiny dragon is like me and the cat trying to corner a mouse. 😂 #Monsterdon

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now I know who he reminds me of....

Also, watching this movie when I just started slowly making my way through Edward Said’s Orientalism… it’s, um, interesting

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There is a notable lack of monsters smashing things in this movie

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The most interesting thing in the movie just turned to ashes.... #monsterdon

The vizier is pretty quick to use any fire around, good on him, seeing he was so hurt by the fire before, facing his fears and stuff. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

This movie's just a commercial for Expedia's Dubai office. #Monsterdon

a homunculus, yep
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Admit it; they built this movie around a book of proverbs, brilliant fashion, and facial hair.
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alriiight, ultimate destination island 🤙 #monsterdon

An ultimate destination! Like an all expenses paid trip to Paris Disneyland!

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Fun fact, this actor played Zardoz

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A race and a duel: not the same thing, Sinbad

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How did the Homunculus fly into a window in a deep basement chamber?

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Thinking about Cinemaware’s video game Sinbad and the Throne of the Falcon (1987) for the Amiga. I guess they didn’t get Jim Sachs to do the art for this one.

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And THAT's why you don't rake the leaves. #Monsterdon

Geez took 'em long enough to notice

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@klu9 It's so obvious that he was saying that!

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more dancing for NO REASON!

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The messenger guy looking over the shoulder at the message...that's the Government that is...

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This is an Arabian Nights Adventure!

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Yeah, don't let them get absolute power that'll go badly for everybody. Where have I heard that before? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

There's music playing but all the clapping is WILDLY off beat. That bugs the shit out of me. #Monsterdon

Commercial sign :(

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That's why a lot of guys became sailors, the dancing girls. #Monsterdon

Did he just call him a "Sea Gherkin"?
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Sinbad succeeds on his perception check!
The map to the nebulous treasure has been discovered.
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I clearly heard him ask "how to get the turd?" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

this is mansplaining

man-to-man splaining

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