If they didn't talk in riddles then it would be too easy, we are toys to these beings....

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More like the Oracle of Bustin' Rhymes

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hey these are nice aural effects

you don't hear that kind of screaming in movies very much now

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this video-game-ass oracle.

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I'm gonna tell my kids this was Bob Ross as a young man. #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

oh well there's yr problem - that's one of the worst natural gas leaks I've ever seen!

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Grail knight just hanging out waiting for Indiana Jones to eventually show up

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FOOL of a TOOK here's totally gonna knock one into the well isn't he

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⁉️ GOLDEN VOYAGE OF TRIVIA ⛵🌊

Casting for the voice of The Oracle of All Knowledge:

❌ Rejected: Orson Wells' expensive 3-day voice-work proposal.

✅ Accepted: Robert Shaw's reasonable 1-day voice work proposal. Strangely, Shaw requested that he not get any credit for voicing the part.

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Is this where they have to choose the right goblet???

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that's unfair. Sinbad has a whole gang with him, The villain has just a henchman and a cute demon
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WHICH ONE IS CHOCOLATE?

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"Here! It is the perfect place to hold our rave!"

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Wizard Koura-Baker treats his underlings so well, and is willing to work hard for what he wants, so I'm guessing he actually _read_, understood, and largely believed "The Evil Overlord's Handbook".

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You have to give a presentation? What is this, the mystical DMV? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

I know that feeling.

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Bat thing has ridiculous amount of screen time.

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This cave could use a silicon based life form and her nest or something #Monsterdon

lit like a star trek cave

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This set looks like it previously spent time on ST:TOS

Or maybe Cat Women On The Moon

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More like Plotbad amirite?

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"No! My heart is full of bravery! ...but I have very cowardly legs.

Don't ask what my pants are full of!"
[Sinbad walks further away]

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It’s the temple of the Olmec Buddhists! #Monsterdon

Temple of Many Faces? This temple only has, like, four faces, tops

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i can't stop thinking about how much more mantitty this film would've had if it were italian

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Cool set
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Lemurian buddhists? #Monsterdon

We have a very rich culture of carving giant faces on every vertical rock face. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

My heart is full of bravery! But my boots are full of pee.

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For the love… PLEASE let people with very long hair tie it up and out of the way when walking through a freaking jungle

Seriously

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I expect Kid Estrada to break into RA RA RASPUTIN any second now.

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The Gargoyle is flying to the 1989 Apollo to find Sindbad.

"We're about to challenge our greatest enemy, Sinbad, for unlimited power - let's get the whole crew drunk" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

They won't lack for protection? Is that box full of Trojans?

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"My heart is full of bravery. . . . I have very cowardly legs."

Great line.

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Wine? Koura is generous to his underlings. Are we sure he's an evil wizard and not just a normal wizard?
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Kid, there are literally giant heads carved in the side of mountains here. The figurehead just tossed you overboard.

FIGURE IT OUT.

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Treasure chest full of condoms.

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"You didn't tell me it'd be dangerous!"

Dude hasn't really grasped that he's On An Adventure™, huh #Monsterdon

@Terencio my noblest deed #monsterdon

@Bean_47 ...is this about the current #Monsterdon feature? :P

i don't think i'll ever like "own land" or anything but if i did i would make sure there were large natural rock formations on it and the very first thing i would do is set to making a relief carving of some scene of my heroism #monsterdon

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I want one of the gargoyle thingies.

I promise not to feed it after midnight.

#monsterdon it's important to give your micro-demon enough enrichment or you'll have behavior problems down the line

*plants Caroline Munroe in the sand* I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR STARCRASH #Monsterdon

the mountainside with the sculptures looks weirdly colourised

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They must be in OZ, the movie is color again.

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#monsterdon making a bat demon seems like a pretty fun chemistry project.

Oh wow, they really just bought some very random glassware didn't they? I see apothecary jars/bottles, volumetric flasks, some stuff I missed because I was distracted.

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Dammit Tom Baker you are too good for Monsterdon we don't deserve you!

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Is it just me or was that a really bad color match?

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DON'T GIVE GIZMO WATER AFTER SUNSET

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this movie makes a lot of commentary on social bondage and servitude - the freed woman, the voluntary slave of the evil wizard, the free spirited little goblin guy. the conclusion it reaches is "idk we still end up doing everything the two main guys want us to do anyway" #monsterdon

It's a charmander. It's only missing that little flame on the tail
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Those other captains who use parrots instead of homonculi will be left behind. Homonculi are inevitable. #Monsterdon

I want a lil gargoyle friend

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@socketwench

Less than I imagined.

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I want to give the gargoyle a piece of cheese and be friends. 🧀

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Now I want a pet demon.

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I’m digging those mood rings Tom Baker is wearing. The one on his pinky finger is blue which indicates curious.

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Tom Baker has created a new flying monkey #Monsterdon

Slits his wrist and the blood comes out of 2 holes?

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This is better than both the Silver Voyage and the Bronze Voyage

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Korra's like: "dump my chamberpot and we'll travel much faster!"

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I see Tom Baker stopped by Pier 1 Imports for his Giant Fuck Off Glassware before departing.

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clarified prune juice. now that he's older, his needs have changed.

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aw, he's bringing his little batty buddy back to life

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#monsterdon Should be rather quick to burn. It's dry-rotted pine exposed to way too much saltwater, it's not really a wooden monster as a balsa inconvenience.

@Lazarou

May I interest you in some... herbal remedies?

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@ramsey no, wrong movie. that's the life of pi

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Oh I thought he was just casually having the world's largest glass of wine

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I'm prepared for it. I'm going to get drunk. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

The music is done very well
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They just stumbled upon the island everyone else has been seeking for many years?!?!?

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I guess it would be smart to write your nautical chart in waterproof ink.

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Finally! We get to see the lemurs!

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Lemonia, just as the old man foretold in scene 24.
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Didn't he lose his left hand? Or was that someone else?

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may be a stretch but I'm calling another BINGO #monsterdon

sympathy for the monster (that would be Koura)
friends sharing a laugh
FREE
chanting/praying
creepy behavior

#monsterdon Homunculus is kinda crap for murder, mostly just giving hot sliver action…

Master Coura as The 4-D Man

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@diazona He needs to drink more water.

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#monsterdon Femme Goku? Can we get fiberglass muffler man animatronic Hera figurehead back plz?

Oh, so we're running on Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders rules here. #Monsterdon

Me getting up off the couch

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Can we say she was "Unyielding"? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

To everything return, return, return

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in every season

turn

return

returrrrrrn

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Yeah, Animate Artifact only lasts until end of turn. Sorry, Tom. #Monsterdon

My knees make the same sound, ngl.

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Where are the woodpeckers?? #Monsterdon

Prince is doing some funny faces. Looks like he is in a prostate exanm
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superglue her to the deck!
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The bad guy looks like Graham Chapman. #monsterdon

fight it with fire? On your own ship? #Monsterdon

wait

statue poked with a spear but didn't you know

equip it?

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I think at least that guy understood an axe would be strong against a wood monster 🪓

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No throw termites on her. #monsterdon

@bryanhowell my head-canon out for this since the word "homunculus" was mentioned earlier is that the magic only works on something with definite animate form, some necessary template

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MY God, she's got wooden nips and everything. What rating is this? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿