There's the Tom Baker grin we all know and love.
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Okay. Six-armed sword fight. This could be good.

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"NO. To the pain."

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Brief glimpse of a statue that looks like the cover to first edition D&D. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia #monsterdon

Yeah, it's the third Dragonball.

Statue up on the wall:

Hi There!

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Hey Koura, maybe magically ask Kali where the tablet is?

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Lil green dudes: "But this is OUR cave! We don't go; YOU go! Wh—how is this a thing?"

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“”””””Commune”””””
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That bat’s a rascal

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Let’s all groove with our claymated friend! I dig that neck action! #Monsterdon

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Maybe this is Kali, not Shiva..

Who is ringing the bells for this dance?

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Harryhausen is just showing off, isn't he?

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Was the voice of the Oracle Wolfman Jack? #monsterdon

Isn't the living god going to get pissed at this misuse of its image?

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@GramrgednAngel This scene was indelible in my mind as a young child.
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With this one scene (Kali dancing) we see Harryhausen's absolute genius.

@trixter "Oh no you didn't!" #monsterdon

Oh shit, it's the fucking goddess with the six arms. #Monsterdon

He's really more of a chemist build than a wizard, huh. #Monsterdon

Kali: "now put your hands in the air like you just don't care"

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It’s a dance-off!

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what in the fuck #monsterdon

Did they hire George Harrison to play this?

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Imagine being an extra and you end up dyed green for like a week

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Oh dang, Tom's ready for everything, he even brought some orange juice. But was it enough to share?

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This guy is throwing down w/ Kali? Okee dokee #Monsterdon

@Lazarou They’re almost certainly a proxy for some ethnic group of humans.

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Lou Ferrigno, these guys are not. Cannot pull off the green paint. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Oh, hey, Shiva (I think)

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#monsterdon My God, t's an entire PLANET ruled by Lou Ferrignos

Isn't this the Tomb Raider set? #monsterdon

Little green men okaaaayyyy.... #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

Read: "Generic foreign culture"

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

@Taweret Too late.

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THe best part of 70s movies is the cultural sensitivity. #monsterdon

Ok, I guess we couldn't get "actual" night like on the ship so now we have day-for-night. #monsterdon

This scene with aboriginals HAD to written by a Briton

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uh, Sinbad

SECURE THE ROPE NOW, SINBAD

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BEHOLD, COMBINED RACISM #monsterdon

Damn., poor smoll drangon fella didn't stand a chance.
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Anyone else think the bald guy's days are numbered? He's the Red Shirt of this movie. #Monsterdon

oh shit, the bars let out

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Everybody, climb the rope! I'm sure it will more stable than when I climbed it. No need for me to do anything extra to secure it. Actually, I'm going to look for water.

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Uh. Sinbad. Don't you want to, um, secure the rope first?

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Nooooooo, not the cute lil' demon! 😭

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oh no, my baby!

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Team bat-thing
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Tiny gargoyle bat friend 2.0 nooooooo! 😭
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Darn, can't say "No gargoyles were hurt in the making of this film."

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noooo not the demon friend

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Nooooooooooooooooo Mr. Snuffles!

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oh the chimney's NOT positioned directly above the well

this could have been way more exciting

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He's not that high up. We can still see her cleavage from here

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I feel tired just watching him climb that rope...

ohhh the homunculi is having a go!

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And they escaped the utilidoors through a trashcan in tomorrowland. #Monsterdon

Hey if Caroline Munro smiled at me after I took off my belt and dropped my pants I'd trust in Allah too.
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Instant Cave Escape.

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@diazona Pardon? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad 🎥🍿

Now I'm hoping for an opportunity to say "Tie up your camel." #Monsterdon

A philosophy I live by daily...

(watching #GoldenVoyageofSinbad live on #Monsterdon at https://miru.miyaku.media/ for anyone wondering...)

After 1 hour into a 1 hr 30-min movie, I don't think I'm on the side of the protagonist.
Crazy monsters, please do your thing.
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"I knew we'd go mad down here eventually"

It's been three minutes

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Bad guy really knows how to set demo charges. #Monsterdon

@kshernandez A lot of people don’t realize that Bob Ross was a young wastrel sailor until he discovered painting. A lot of people.

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A live dog is better than a dead lion.

wat?

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Cliche squad at your service sir!

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Wow! Who know Koura invented C-4?

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What does the prince get by burying them? Doesn't he need the golden thingies? Also, great dinamite!
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Korra, I think that might qualify as a crime against humanity.

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TOM

TOM

DOUBLE TAP

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS TOM

DOUBLT

TAP

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Nature’s wonderland mine train through rainbow caverns!

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@Taweret it's a true treat when we get to watch movies that are the epitome of craft, and getting all this done for $1M is really something to behold

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#monsterdon My pants are full of... ahem…

Let's ROCK! #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

@ottaross you're absolutely right! This isn't a quest -- it's a suicide mission #monsterdon

Worst. Jenga. Ever. #monsterdon

Ok. I think Sinbad getting caught in a cave in *is* from one of the original stories

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"Koura, why do you keep your explosives in that little gold and lacquer chest?"
"I found it thrifting in Leeds, isn't it just the cutest?"

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Miniature destruction!

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@Lazarou you have been pwned by a grue

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@Taweret this is all fun except the orientalism/brownface, really

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Sinbad: So someone wrote that all down right?

Everyone: ...

Sinbad: Anyone?

Everyone: ...

Sinbad: Fuck

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gonna sample all this go north pagans etc. for a sick grime track #monsterdon

"Go north" see, told you Koura was destined to be Santa. Achmed must be the first elf #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Go north? Like....to Duluth?

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So, north then?

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Sure, the rhymes are tortured, but the meter! The poet was entirely unfamiliar with meter!

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since the inside set is a cave but the outside appears to be a cylindrical structure with masonry, I'm assuming the "many faces" part of the temple is maybe an inert monument built over the cave, which was inhabited beforehand.

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@Terencio

Destiny is the homunculi you made along the way

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It’s the old man from scene 21!

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Is somebody taking notes on these instructions?

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This sounds like one of my uncles drunken rambling rants.
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So this is about restoring balance to the Force

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a rainbow in the dark would be cooler

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RETRIEVE THE THIRD IPAD, FOOLS

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@SRLevine let's just pretend it's a clumsy translation of a good rhyme in Arabic?

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He's a pretty talkative tour guide
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