"No! My heart is full of bravery! ...but I have very cowardly legs.
Don't ask what my pants are full of!"
[Sinbad walks further away]
Itβs the temple of the Olmec Buddhists! #Monsterdon
Temple of Many Faces? This temple only has, like, four faces, tops
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
i can't stop thinking about how much more mantitty this film would've had if it were italian
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Cool set
#monsterdon
Lemurian buddhists? #Monsterdon
We have a very rich culture of carving giant faces on every vertical rock face. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
My heart is full of bravery! But my boots are full of pee.
I expect Kid Estrada to break into RA RA RASPUTIN any second now.
The Gargoyle is flying to the 1989 Apollo to find Sindbad.
"We're about to challenge our greatest enemy, Sinbad, for unlimited power - let's get the whole crew drunk" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974
They won't lack for protection? Is that box full of Trojans?
#Monsterdonβ© β¨#GoldenVoyage1973
"My heart is full of bravery. . . . I have very cowardly legs."
Great line.
Wine? Koura is generous to his underlings. Are we sure he's an evil wizard and not just a normal wizard?
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad
Kid, there are literally giant heads carved in the side of mountains here. The figurehead just tossed you overboard.
FIGURE IT OUT.
Treasure chest full of condoms.
"You didn't tell me it'd be dangerous!"
Dude hasn't really grasped that he's On An Adventureβ’, huh #Monsterdon
@Bean_47 ...is this about the current #Monsterdon feature? :P
i don't think i'll ever like "own land" or anything but if i did i would make sure there were large natural rock formations on it and the very first thing i would do is set to making a relief carving of some scene of my heroism #monsterdon
#monsterdon it's important to give your micro-demon enough enrichment or you'll have behavior problems down the line
*plants Caroline Munroe in the sand* I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR STARCRASH #Monsterdon
the mountainside with the sculptures looks weirdly colourised
They must be in OZ, the movie is color again.
Oh wow, they really just bought some very random glassware didn't they? I see apothecary jars/bottles, volumetric flasks, some stuff I missed because I was distracted.
Dammit Tom Baker you are too good for Monsterdon we don't deserve you!
Is it just me or was that a really bad color match?
DON'T GIVE GIZMO WATER AFTER SUNSET
this movie makes a lot of commentary on social bondage and servitude - the freed woman, the voluntary slave of the evil wizard, the free spirited little goblin guy. the conclusion it reaches is "idk we still end up doing everything the two main guys want us to do anyway" #monsterdon
It's a charmander. It's only missing that little flame on the tail
#Monsterdon
Those other captains who use parrots instead of homonculi will be left behind. Homonculi are inevitable. #Monsterdon
I want to give the gargoyle a piece of cheese and be friends. π§
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
Now I want a pet demon.
Iβm digging those mood rings Tom Baker is wearing. The one on his pinky finger is blue which indicates curious.
Tom Baker has created a new flying monkey #Monsterdon
Slits his wrist and the blood comes out of 2 holes?
This is better than both the Silver Voyage and the Bronze Voyage
I see Tom Baker stopped by Pier 1 Imports for his Giant Fuck Off Glassware before departing.
clarified prune juice. now that he's older, his needs have changed.
aw, he's bringing his little batty buddy back to life
#monsterdon Should be rather quick to burn. It's dry-rotted pine exposed to way too much saltwater, it's not really a wooden monster as a balsa inconvenience.
@ramsey no, wrong movie. that's the life of pi
Oh I thought he was just casually having the world's largest glass of wine
I'm prepared for it. I'm going to get drunk. #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon
The music is done very well
#monsterdon
They just stumbled upon the island everyone else has been seeking for many years?!?!?
I guess it would be smart to write your nautical chart in waterproof ink.
Finally! We get to see the lemurs!
Lemonia, just as the old man foretold in scene 24.
#monsterdon
Didn't he lose his left hand? Or was that someone else?
may be a stretch but I'm calling another BINGO #monsterdon
sympathy for the monster (that would be Koura)
friends sharing a laugh
FREE
chanting/praying
creepy behavior
#monsterdon Homunculus is kinda crap for murder, mostly just giving hot sliver actionβ¦
Master Coura as The 4-D Man
@diazona He needs to drink more water.
#monsterdon Femme Goku? Can we get fiberglass muffler man animatronic Hera figurehead back plz?
Oh, so we're running on Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders rules here. #Monsterdon
Me getting up off the couch
To everything return, return, return
Yeah, Animate Artifact only lasts until end of turn. Sorry, Tom. #Monsterdon
My knees make the same sound, ngl.
Where are the woodpeckers?? #Monsterdon
Prince is doing some funny faces. Looks like he is in a prostate exanm
#Monsterdon
superglue her to the deck!
#monsterdon
The bad guy looks like Graham Chapman. #monsterdon
fight it with fire? On your own ship? #Monsterdon
I think at least that guy understood an axe would be strong against a wood monster πͺ
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
No throw termites on her. #monsterdon
@bryanhowell my head-canon out for this since the word "homunculus" was mentioned earlier is that the magic only works on something with definite animate form, some necessary template
MY God, she's got wooden nips and everything. What rating is this? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageofSinbad π₯πΏ
@Binder CLICK HERE TO READ MORE! DOCTORS HATE HIM!
You don't see many nautical scenes done totally on a soundstage.
The figurehead is just pissed off cuz her skin is so dry. Get her some moisturizer!! #monsterdon
Is the figurehead monster lady part cat? She's knocking stuff off shelves.
BINGO #monsterdon
awesome stop-motion effects
chanting/praying
hero is given a quest
hand drawn lightning
wine
The ensorcelled figurehead has clearly had enough of Sinbad's ship.
#Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 cat behavior: shoving things off surfaces
@xerozohar Hera's back and SHE'S PISSED #Monsterdon
βAnd how does lemur skin reflect the sea?β βPixies, βVelouriaβ
Major pluses of this particular haunted figurehead:
- No talking.
- Murder.
#monsterdon
Wooden you like to take a little swim? #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
@Binder the whenever-this-is equivalent of those cars with the massive GPSes in the dashboard
#Monsterdon
#TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad1973
You have to wear the fancy cape for this incantation..
Virtually no one does wild crazy eyes better than Tom Baker
Those famous Tom Baker googly eyes <3 #Monsterdon
Tom - he's laughing at the superior intellect
I can't see shit in this helmet.
#monsterdon
@kcarr2015 I remember being enthralled watching this as a young child.
#Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad
OO or hey, you know what would be REALLY badass? Harryhausen Allah. #Monsterdon
Surprise! That ship is really...
this is Karl The Fog's guest appearance.
Vibe steering
Now would be a good time to call on Allah for some guidance
"We can't follow them in there - our shields and deflectors will be useless!"
Feeling his way through seems like a good way to shoal the keel off your ship. Use the charts. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973
There's a lot of shirtlessness on this ship.
What's the skin cancer rate of these sailors?
@MatthewTitus88 a lot of talking in dubious accents #monsterdon