These days it would be a golden cell phone, they're easier to carry

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I mean honestly SAME BOSS

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/File:ON-creature-Tideborn_Taleria.jpg

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That… was… AWESOME.

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So comic relief guy was Smeagollum all along #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

That is barely an amulet, much less a tablet

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The Bronzed have defeated the bronze #monsterdon

what do we think?

out-maneuvered off the edge?

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RE: https://retro.pizza/@yatsu/116276069064181733

And we have a winner.
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(okay, this fight will be interrupted by like quarter sized hail at my place)

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@paco Harryhausen really should've done Star Wars #Monsterdon

So we've got Pygar, Zeppo Osmond, and Sailor Sonny Bono fighting this thing and not one musical number?

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Look, if you've read Hindu scripture, you know Kali is just fucking around for fun at this point. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Rock Beats Saber. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar UpsKali #Monsterdon

no! not my weedhead son!!! #monsterdon

A million deaths are not enough to Koura!

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#monsterdon Attack of the little green people. LOL

You'd think those other five swords would help Kali out a bit

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Damn Kali's got a flat ass. #Monsterdon

@neia It's fot to be bronze surely #Monsterdon or is it?

Nooooo not Ahmed #8
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Try and burn a stone statue...good move, Steve

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That was helpful.

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I see you have studied your Agrippa...
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The fight coordinator must have had a blast working this out.

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anyone bring a ranged weapon? no? #monsterdon

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Fighting Kali in her own temple smacks of impiety..

Even Smoky Estrada got a few chops in!

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Stop fighting the statue! Attack the aged wizard instead! He seem unarmed and fatigued!

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"Stand clear," he says, once the flaming oil is already in the air. #Monsterdon

fuck

we all gotta live in a society in a world

this statue of Kali out here making the most "oil can" noises I heard since they tried to shoot Steve Martin, but can she stop swordfighting to meet her personal needs? NOOOOOOOPE

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#Monsterdon 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼🏴‍☠️🦜💰🧟🐉🐙😱

Kali has more range in the horizontal than in the vertical i guess

Here we are at the part everyone remembers! She slices, she dices, she makes hundreds of julienned guys! #Monsterdon

Teamwork makes the dream work, people.

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it's like General grievous without lightsabers
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The pit crew drags the warrior from the combat to give them a quick refuel #Monsterdon

@moira He's gonna get blasted to subatomic particles by the vortex. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

no, no, you need to start ROTATING your six swords

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Why doesn't archer guy just shoot Koura?

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A generally grievous display of stop-animation!

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Ancient arabian red-shirt #monsterdon

Ok, I’ve seen clips of this fight with the Kali statue before. I don’t remember where, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen any of the rest of the movie

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"Hey, should one of us attack the wizard?"

"Nah."
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Yeah dude, you don't have main character plot armor, you're a goner

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And shouldn't summoning 6 swords from thin air cause him to age? Dropping a portcullis made his left hand 20 years older for fucks sake

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Nooooooo not Ahhmed #6
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General Grievous has nothing on Kali. #monsterdon

Makes General Grievous look weak. This is badass.
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Um...I assume everyone knows a certain famous actor who is in this movie? A certain Doctor?

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Kali just showing off

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Don't worry Sinbad, just hit the iron statue in its weak spot!

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tom's retreat would be more effective if the stargate was actually active

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BINGO #monsterdon

cultural appropriation
[sword clashing sound]
crashing waves
attacked by nature
sympathy for the monster

... does any of the crew still have a bow and arrow handy? before koura gets out of range?

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OMG!! Fight already!!!

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I will not ask where the 5 other swords came from. #monsterdon

Aw yeah, gimme that sweet sweet six armed combat :D #Monsterdon

If Sinbad hadn't thrown him a blade Sinbad'd be having a slapfight w/ Kali already. #Monsterdon

Six sword style! Sinbad you REALLY should have brought a Zoro for this voyage for that one last piece of the map.
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Koura doesn't seem to have nearly as much trouble controlling this statue. Is iron or stone easier to manipulate than charred wood?

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"I see your Shwartz is as big as mine"

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Just start spinning, girl. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Treasure chest, treasure chest. Gah. #Monsterdon

Me desperately searching through my 27 chests to find the geodes before Clint closes shop
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[pulls six swords from nowhere] "taught bugs bunny this trick, I did"

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I've fought this boss. Several times. #monsterdon

KILL HIM!
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That seem unfair
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If Koura fights to the death and loses, does he get a new face?

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Okay well if the statue gets to tap in for you I pick uh this rock column. #Monsterdon

"I prefer To The Pain" #monsterdon

Ya know, "Koura" is not that far from a Polish swear word. #monsterdon

Yeah, I'd smirk too. #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Sinbad. Son. Do you _really_ expect a evil wizard to NOT bring an animated six-armed statue to a sword fight?

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Kali Power-Up

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The dancing god scene suggests to me that Koura has personal experience with this particular style of dancing.

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"WE MEET AGAIN!" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyageofSinbad

The real treasure was the friends we made along the way?

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Now Koura's case of Gödel-Krantzberg Syndrome is becoming even more obvious….

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#Monsterdon I believe the minions are homonculus but the bat thing is cooler than them

Didn't know Sinbad was USMC. Oh, wait, he yelled "Koura" #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974

Don't tell me this is where Indiana Jones got all it's ideas

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I want to give Kali a high 30.

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Willy Wonka hid three golden trinkets in caves throughout the land...

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No! To the pain! #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad #Monsterdon

Tomb Acher #Monsterdon

To the death!

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Oh, nice catch! #Monsterdon #Sinbad1973 #GoldenVoyage1973

Buckle your swashes, here we go now

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I lost a tiny remote earlier today and was looking for it like that.

Still haven't found it though...

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When you have a migraine and can't find your tablets

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Tom Baker angy #monsterdon

Random footsteps.

OK, the foley folks are just phoning it in now.

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Ooh la! Ohh la LA! We meet again!

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Kinda blasphemous but beautifully done Haryhausen was hekkin' EPIC #Monsterdon

(Coura flails, destroys the place)

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@rdm 🎉 congrats!

When was Friends Sharing a Laugh?

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He's looking for another piece of that wheel thingy right? #Monsterdon #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad

@jonny head-canon: it's diegetic music, but ONLY for Koura and the statue, as a part of the magick that animates the statue.

Ahmed and the tribe members are just hearing the sounds of the dancing, the latter are dumbstruck by their living god and the former is like "yea my boss is always doing shit like this"

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We know blackface and yellowface are bad.

What about greenface?

#conflicted #Monsterdon #GoldenVoyage1974 #TheGoldenVoyageOfSinbad