oh no! Monsters love amusement parks! #monsterdon

@socketwench Teach the spiders polka!

#Monsterdon #GiantSpiderInvasion

...neutrons...

I mean, why not, but srsly wat

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

"We all have guns"

oh god, you do don't you :/ #Monsterdon

Is she gonna Geordie LaForge this sumbich? #monsterdon

"We can shower it with neutrons!"

Yeah, you do that.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

"Let's say some Science words we read in a magazine recently...."

#monsterdon

oh just because a fifty foot spider eats a few people suddenly it's a 'monster'

I see how it it

#monsterdon

Sheriff is thinking he shoulda stayed on the island.

#monsterdon

"Is Terry all right?"

Well, she's probably out of the woods as far as having to show her boobs on film again, so #Monsterdon

How did the bartender know the car blew up? Does anything make sense in this Kafka spider nightmare?

#monsterdon

Yes, spider kaiju!

#Monsterdon #GiantSpiderInvasion

I've seen worse giant spiders tbh

they tried their best

#monsterdon

The real horror in this film is that AMC matador rounding a corner at 70 mph

#monsterdon

Remember, if you see a spider, STOP, DROP and ROLL

#Monsterdon

OH LAWD HE COMIN

#monsterdon #ᄽºὁȍ ‿ őὀºᄿ

GO, SPIDERS! GO GO GO!!

#monsterdon

Giant spider just slowly grazing where the cows used to be.
#Monsterdon

"this isn't hunting season"
it is if you're a giant spider and there are still sex pests around. (^___^)
#monsterdon

for a giant spider it moves pretty damn slow

#monsterdon

I love the giant space spiders so much 😍

#monsterdon

I hope there is a planet out there where the spiders are that big.....

#monsterdon

To be honest, that house was about to collapse all on its own #Monsterdon

The cupboards LMAO #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

Spider death by iron. Did not see that one coming.

#Monsterdon

Good work Spiders, doing the Lord's work
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Jerry! Uncle Jed! It's a twister! It's a spider twister! A Spidernado!

WOO PACKERS!
#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

I appreciate the too-quick cuts that make it very clear that no spiders were actually harmed in the making of this movie

#monsterdon

"Hey baby are you a miniature black hole because you sure do suck"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon At least they had the AHS there, so the spider was quickly replaced with a balloon full of raspberry sauce, for when the iron smushed it.

ass + squished spider, I am not sure I am into this kink

#monsterdon

@trixter maybe it's like when you squish a mosquito #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's a prick, but he screams like a bitch.

The creepiest thing in this movie is the men, by a light year....

#monsterdon

Goddamn, all of these creepy pervy assholes need to be stabbed thru the face with an ice pick

#monsterdon

Hallelujah! Iy got the pervy guy first!

#monsterdon
#TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Finally, a true giant spider! Picked a good target to chow down on, too - nobody will miss him.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

I knew you could do it, space spiders

one down

LETS FUCKING GO

#monsterdon

@LK_877 Despite Barbara "Dr. Lang" Hale's best efforts 🤦🏻‍♀️
#Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion

PRO: She's playing an intelligent scientist

CON: it's in this...movie

#monsterdon *a spider leg the size of a tree trunk pries itself out of the dirt* Oh thank goodness we are FINALLY going to be rid of this loathsome farmer.

MONSTER CHOMP

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes more more more more more more #monsterdon

#monsterdon Yay! The heroes have appeared! CHOW DOWN TIME! Get 'em Hero Spiders! Om nom nom!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

#monsterdon

I can't tell which elements of this film result from incompetence and which from intentional malice. Possibly all/all

#monsterdon

Wait a minute... that ink blot is supposed to be realistic???? It's supposed to identify black holes????

#Monsterdon

@allanb attn movie: do not kill the audience

kill the creepy main character

NOT the audience

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 christ SPIDERS KILL THIS MAN NOW

@CactuarJoe The Modestly Sized Fuzzy Boi
Invasion (1975)

#Monsterdon

Also tarantulas wouldn't make webs like that and both species featured in this film are not arboreal.

#monsterdon

There's that expensive chopper!

#monsterdon

"I'm not eleven anymore, I'm (gives measurements)." Who wrote this dialog. #monsterdon

The dad comes home and Terry is wandering around in a very distracting denim bikini. He complains about his wife not cleaning up (because she was attacked by a spider, but we don't know that) and then hits on Terry (who is not his blood daughter, but it's still kind of icky). We get a closeup of her denim-ensorcelled bust to further distract the audience. He then offers her an industrial diamond to be an extra slleze.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

whaaaaaaaaa this is seriously creepy familial interaction

The spiders can't eat this guy soon enough

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So the dad goes to the jeweler to try to sell his diamonds and learns that they are industrial quality diamonds, so he might not actually be rich. We then cut to the more likeable science masters, who are staring at their oscilloscopes and trying to triangulate where the explosion happened.

#monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

did pepsi consent to this product placement

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

She should've run around in her underwear longer before getting killed. The director really screwed that up.

#monsterdon

Zinger boobs

#monsterdon

Science lady keeps taking off her glasses, and NASA guy keeps not taking the hint...

#Monsterdon

@SesameSquirrel not happy with that, she deserved better #monsterdon

While Red knees and Texas Tans are both technically venomous, they aren't a major threat to humans. you're at a higher risk of them throwing hairs (which is like getting fiberglass splinters) and possibly having an allergic reaction than any venomous bite.

Now giant spider puppets I think should be avoided at all costs due to fatal venom and blunt force capabilities.

#monsterdon

@floatybirb Maybe it is a giant invasion instead of giant spiders and the problem is grammatical ambiguity.

#Monsterdon

One scuzzy man has come to town to see an even scuzzier man.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

I swear that spider in the sock drawer was primed and waiting for it to open

Must've been bored

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Time to burn it down.

🕷️🕷️🕷️ #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

lol, classic Halloween decoration used as a monster!

Oh right, she's a prostitute.that explains a lot

#monsterdon

everyone can relate to this

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Yes, the obligatory creepy crawly climbing the blankets that are way too big for such a small bed. Then we can have it move under the sheets and... scream in 3, 2, 1… ;)

I don't want to see ANY of these people undress

#monsterdon

Arbitrary wolf howl. Check. #Monsterdon

If there's one thing I know about burying a body in the woods, it's that the shallower the grave the better #monsterdon

Wait, if one of this gamma ray spiders bit someone, will this person become... SPIDERMAN...?
#monsterdon

are the diamonds Space Spider poop? is that what's going on?

#monsterdon

"...this drink tastes like spider!"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

You could put rat poison in a smooth FYI

#monsterdon

LOL holy moses I think I know what she just blended

#monsterdon

Hi I'm a big spider and am taking a shit in your coffee cup

#monsterdon

lol, did the motorcyclist find a spare skeleton hand and then just die of exposure?

#monsterdon

6" depth for that grave should do #monsterdon

#monsterdon Alan Hale Jr. needs a merkin for his chest, that shirt is buttoned too low, wanting to show off what? Pink nothing? Where's the fur huh? MERKIN TIME!

"Prunes do a better job for me."

I hope the spiders kill him soon.

#monsterdon

All these poor space tarantulas just going about their business, not bothering anyone...

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Well atleast this movie is calling actual spiders as spiders. That's like five times more scientifically accurate than the usual Monsterdon film.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

That was a Mexican red knee tarantula, which are considered one of the best beginner ranchos thanks to their generally docile demeanor.

#monsterdon

Alan Hale Jr. was hammered during the entirety of shooting. #Monsterdon

In another weird conversation, the science masters go to visit the Rotund Sheriff. The lady scientist warns that the Sheriff believes in Velikovsky's theories, which involve the planets being billiard balls that fly around the solar system for no reason, thereby causing the bible to happen.

This is clearly stupid, but the scientist guy says that he believes the same thing, so maybe #TheGiantSpiderInvasion takes place in an improbable universe where Velikovsky was right. #monsterdon

I just realized that's The Skipper

#Monsterdon

feels like this checks out

#Monsterdon

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someone please punch the Skipper in the face

#monsterdon

The sheriff is basically the socialite of the town. I don't think he does any actual sheriffing.

#Monsterdon

Skipper? This isn't good

#monsterdon

Look at that quartz scratch glass!

#monsterdon

I don't know #monsterdon.

lol, cute little spider came out of the geode

#monsterdon

@SordidAmok A black hole crashed on Earth and opened a portal to a pocket dimension with giant spiders

Never mind that we have seen no sign of any black holes, pocket dimensions, or giant spiders

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

go, spider, go! get him! do it now!

#monsterdon

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I'm pretty sure those perfectly round rocks in this field are definitely not space giant spider eggs

the killer spiders can't get here soon enough #monsterdon