WOO PACKERS!
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I appreciate the too-quick cuts that make it very clear that no spiders were actually harmed in the making of this movie

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"Hey baby are you a miniature black hole because you sure do suck"

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#monsterdon At least they had the AHS there, so the spider was quickly replaced with a balloon full of raspberry sauce, for when the iron smushed it.

ass + squished spider, I am not sure I am into this kink

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@trixter maybe it's like when you squish a mosquito #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's a prick, but he screams like a bitch.

The creepiest thing in this movie is the men, by a light year....

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Goddamn, all of these creepy pervy assholes need to be stabbed thru the face with an ice pick

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Hallelujah! Iy got the pervy guy first!

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Finally, a true giant spider! Picked a good target to chow down on, too - nobody will miss him.

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I knew you could do it, space spiders

one down

LETS FUCKING GO

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@LK_877 Despite Barbara "Dr. Lang" Hale's best efforts 🤦🏻‍♀️
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PRO: She's playing an intelligent scientist

CON: it's in this...movie

#monsterdon Yay! The heroes have appeared! CHOW DOWN TIME! Get 'em Hero Spiders! Om nom nom!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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I can't tell which elements of this film result from incompetence and which from intentional malice. Possibly all/all

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Wait a minute... that ink blot is supposed to be realistic???? It's supposed to identify black holes????

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@allanb attn movie: do not kill the audience

kill the creepy main character

NOT the audience

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 christ SPIDERS KILL THIS MAN NOW

@CactuarJoe The Modestly Sized Fuzzy Boi
Invasion (1975)

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Also tarantulas wouldn't make webs like that and both species featured in this film are not arboreal.

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There's that expensive chopper!

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"I'm not eleven anymore, I'm (gives measurements)." Who wrote this dialog. #monsterdon

The dad comes home and Terry is wandering around in a very distracting denim bikini. He complains about his wife not cleaning up (because she was attacked by a spider, but we don't know that) and then hits on Terry (who is not his blood daughter, but it's still kind of icky). We get a closeup of her denim-ensorcelled bust to further distract the audience. He then offers her an industrial diamond to be an extra slleze.

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whaaaaaaaaa this is seriously creepy familial interaction

The spiders can't eat this guy soon enough

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So the dad goes to the jeweler to try to sell his diamonds and learns that they are industrial quality diamonds, so he might not actually be rich. We then cut to the more likeable science masters, who are staring at their oscilloscopes and trying to triangulate where the explosion happened.

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did pepsi consent to this product placement

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Zinger boobs

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Science lady keeps taking off her glasses, and NASA guy keeps not taking the hint...

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@SesameSquirrel not happy with that, she deserved better #monsterdon

While Red knees and Texas Tans are both technically venomous, they aren't a major threat to humans. you're at a higher risk of them throwing hairs (which is like getting fiberglass splinters) and possibly having an allergic reaction than any venomous bite.

Now giant spider puppets I think should be avoided at all costs due to fatal venom and blunt force capabilities.

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@floatybirb Maybe it is a giant invasion instead of giant spiders and the problem is grammatical ambiguity.

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One scuzzy man has come to town to see an even scuzzier man.
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I swear that spider in the sock drawer was primed and waiting for it to open

Must've been bored

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Time to burn it down.

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lol, classic Halloween decoration used as a monster!

Oh right, she's a prostitute.that explains a lot

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everyone can relate to this

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#monsterdon Yes, the obligatory creepy crawly climbing the blankets that are way too big for such a small bed. Then we can have it move under the sheets and... scream in 3, 2, 1… ;)

I don't want to see ANY of these people undress

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Arbitrary wolf howl. Check. #Monsterdon

If there's one thing I know about burying a body in the woods, it's that the shallower the grave the better #monsterdon

Wait, if one of this gamma ray spiders bit someone, will this person become... SPIDERMAN...?
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are the diamonds Space Spider poop? is that what's going on?

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"...this drink tastes like spider!"

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You could put rat poison in a smooth FYI

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LOL holy moses I think I know what she just blended

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Hi I'm a big spider and am taking a shit in your coffee cup

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lol, did the motorcyclist find a spare skeleton hand and then just die of exposure?

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6" depth for that grave should do #monsterdon

#monsterdon Alan Hale Jr. needs a merkin for his chest, that shirt is buttoned too low, wanting to show off what? Pink nothing? Where's the fur huh? MERKIN TIME!

"Prunes do a better job for me."

I hope the spiders kill him soon.

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All these poor space tarantulas just going about their business, not bothering anyone...

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Well atleast this movie is calling actual spiders as spiders. That's like five times more scientifically accurate than the usual Monsterdon film.
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That was a Mexican red knee tarantula, which are considered one of the best beginner ranchos thanks to their generally docile demeanor.

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I just realized that's The Skipper

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feels like this checks out

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someone please punch the Skipper in the face

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The sheriff is basically the socialite of the town. I don't think he does any actual sheriffing.

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Skipper? This isn't good

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Look at that quartz scratch glass!

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I don't know #monsterdon.

lol, cute little spider came out of the geode

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@SordidAmok A black hole crashed on Earth and opened a portal to a pocket dimension with giant spiders

Never mind that we have seen no sign of any black holes, pocket dimensions, or giant spiders

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go, spider, go! get him! do it now!

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I'm pretty sure those perfectly round rocks in this field are definitely not space giant spider eggs

the killer spiders can't get here soon enough #monsterdon

No cows were hurt in the making of this film

Well, one maybe

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"Doctor" he says, alluringly, "do you have a Geiger counter"

The fool believe the moon span out of the Earth where the Pacific ocean is, when we all know it is spiders.

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if this guy doesn't get eaten by a spider I'm gonna riot

I'm gonna fucking riot

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Mental note: never eat at Dutch's dinner.
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Spiders are doing it Corleone-style #monsterdon

"If these readings are correct, every main character in this movie except us should already be dead"

I can't wait for this farmer dude to be killed by spiders, but he's probably the hero of the piece....

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8 dead cows!
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I have a feeling this won't pass the Bechdel test...

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So, how quickly can a giant spider skeletonize a cow?

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They call me "oscilloscope doctor woman"

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I love the giant demonstration model slide-rule, though.

Don't know why it's in a working science lab, but it's better than just random posters.

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oh my god look at that adorable computer. this movie is some kinda rollercoaster ride. #monsterdon

NASA's really not that hard a word to pronounce

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Big fan of Science Lady's Science Pantsuit

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@paco @steggy if you subscribe or have adblockers, YT has the movie as well https://youtu.be/dvFqGG2BIqY?si=YNCqlmp_mjsHX6Al

(🔗courtesy of @CactuarJoe )

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@srol

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Kentucky… Arkansas… Wisconsin… they all kinda blend together… all tucked away over there

#monsterdon All this guy does is eat. Waddle and eat. He's getting porked up for the spiders, for which we cheer him on for. EAT. EAT. The spiders need your porky chunkersons!

Talk science to me Barbara 🔥 and I'll take off my truss.

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A voice like oiled leather...

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Is he still wearing the waist cincher under his manly flannel?

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So the B-52 crashed?

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@flowerpot I mean you're not wrong, but personally I'm coming off the Star Wars Holiday Special two days ago so I see this as high cinema by comparison

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I can't help, but think that an x-ray source detected at long range would be frying the townfolk?

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Some really nice cinematography going to waste in this movie!

Ah, misty morning in Wisconsin. Cheese curds drifting in the fields... #Monsterdon

Most of us don't remember this, but all American homes used to have automated banjos that would start playing whenever we said something incestuous

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A gamma ray shower? Well, at least SOMEONE on this film took one. #Monsterdon

Anyway, we get a stock footage montage of Air Defense shit, spinning radars, B52 bombers and other nuclear war alert stuff. Then we cut to the Sheriff reading a flying saucer book and talking to someone on the phone, being a boob until they hang up.

In the next scene, Terry is getting some refrigerator food and is surprised by the Dad, who is tiptoeing about in his long underwear brandishing a gun. There is no violence though, only goofy music and banter.

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#monsterdon Yay! Foreshadowing by multiple lenses. I love it. Mmmmm.... multiple lenses. That's how you know something lovely and creepy-crawly is coming. They don't eat flies, they eat PEOPLE!

thank god, someone not sculpted out of grease #Monsterdon

The fried chicken is why he has to wear that waist cincher.

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I'm worried the meteorite might have an Aztec mummy along for the ride #monsterdon