Yes, Paul Rider of the Wisconsin Riders, who else

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Yeah where'd the music go? 😅

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Just got the drawer spider jump scare and that was worth it for sure these spiders are getting gianter and gianter!

Characters in this film really like laughing at their own jokes #monsterdon

"I'm afraid you're going to have to use a helicopter. And make it look good on this flick's budget."

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they literally did fall out of the sky but he says it like he robbed a bank #monsterdon

@strangefour Who even knew it was possible?

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Hey that's the same tarantula from the Home Alone movie? I love their work 🕷️

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Run to the shed where there won’t be any spiders!

Never on any film someone has to actually get the magnifier first from somewhere. never #Monsterdon

Oh, dear, that was not very real looking at all. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love these straight up halloween decorations

#Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion Really movie? 💀🪦 The first named character who bites the dust is poor Evie and NOT her skanky husband?

"Well this here's quartz."

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@srol Just wait.

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Okay, that’s a big one—eek! #Monsterdon

look into the diamonds and see spiders!!!! freaking do it!!!!!! #monsterdon

Now for someone sleazier than Dan. #Monsterdon

Whoever wrote this script really needed to bang one out #Monsterdon

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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No! He killed that lovely Ivory colored spider!

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@CactuarJoe The barn is the logical place to run away from spiders everyone knows that

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The Medium Drawer-Sized Spider Invasion #Monsterdon

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! make it so the diamonds are actually hyper compressed spiders from the spider galaxy!!!!!!! #monsterdon

@moira Strange that's the reactionwhen I open my drawe... nuthin! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon giant dresser spider?!

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Come on cinematographer that would have been a perfect time to pull focus to the spidey on the cabinet

#monsterdon okay that was mostly a great jump scare with the spider in the dresser, not quite Octaman in the Winnebago good but then nothing else is that good either.

I will give the movie some credit for actually having giant spiders. I was beginning to think "giant" was just metaphorical for the amount of spiders. #monsterdon

eeeeeeeeeeew #Monsterdon

He just peeled out and buried Helga in dirt and gravel. #Monsterdon

"I always give you a big tip"

Errrrrr.... :blobcatglare:

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WE HAVE GIANT SPIDER PUPPET! LETS GOOOO!!!
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okay, those two are disgusting. #monsterdon

🎶 I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on running from spiders 🎶
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They had sex and then he gave her a quarter? #monsterdon

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! spiders 😍🤩
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I guess the spiders aren't going to survive the rapture.

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Yes!!! Finally
Now get that dude

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NO EFFORT WAS ATTEMPTED

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YES, YESSS #sickos #monsterdon

Oh hey she ran into the Evil Dead cabin, awesome!

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Meanwhile, back at Anomie Farms...

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#monsterdon The bed is so crappy that the little spider bounced right off and went into the closet. Poor thing. Closets are hard to get out of back in 1975.

I totally get why they would have separate beds. #monsterdon

lol, did the spider just teleport and increase in size?

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oh hey, I had a spider puppet like that when I was a kid. #monsterdon

Quick! Run to the creepy cabin out back!

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Finally, a larger than normal spider

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okay, that was good actually. the music stopping and THEN the drawer, this movie get one (1) point for that. #monsterdon

Yes, run inside the barn. Spiders never go in barns.
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OMG she’s being attacked by her black sock drawer. #Monsterdon

okay I don't think laughter was the intended reaction to the drawer opening

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Is she just pounding SoCo? #monsterdon

yes baby!!!!! first larger than real spider now we are in business #monsterdon

A HALLOWEEN PROP! ANOTHER HALLOWEEN PROP! OH NO

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His pet name for his wife is "the lush."

Come on, spiders, get him!

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Yup, run out of the spider-fille dhouse to.... a surely non-spider-filled garage, right?

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@paco he is Space Spider Food hopefully #Monsterdon

Oh, the soundtrack was in her bed. #Monsterdon

Space spider go!

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@paco just someone who flosses with wire! #Monsterdon

Okay, finally some larger spiders

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It's called a trap drawer spider!

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Where are the giant spiders? I was promised giant spiders!!!

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spider gonna bit 'er on the ass. #monsterdon

@Taweret There’s a reason we’ve been voting against this film 😃 #Monsterdon

This flick is definitely teasing us almost as much as those Aztec mummy movies.

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Biter ass PLEASE!

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That is one crummy job of applying dead guy makeup there #monsterdon

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Hey a new bb tarantula just de-egged him/herself and he/she's all tan and cute and she's walking up his leg and OH NO NO NO no no no not the sweet bb tarantula

@CactuarJoe NO REFUNDS

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 "this daiquri tastes a lot more spidery than i remember them"

@davesdogmaggie ahhhh,, this film has hidden levels....#Monsterdon

Look, just because she has preferred years of Night Train doesn't mean she's a lush.

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aaand you can barely see it, but there's a spider running across the room

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Important news, folks! The pinball machine is Dixieland made by Bally's in 1968!

https://vintagearcade.net/shop/pinball-games/dixieland-pinball-machine/

I can now resume watching the film, until the next background object proves more interesting than watching pet store tarantulas walk around.

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My grandparents had so many of those woven rugs...

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i mean i guess technically these spiders are probably radioactive but the movie is treating them as scary monsters when they're still normal size, which is very funny

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Dr J. Daniels' patented sleep aid, recommended for everyone from children to the elderly!

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Ma'am you need other forms of caloric intake #monsterdon

OK folks, I apologize for stumping for this for so long just for Harryhausen's practical effects. It's pretty awful so far. Heh.

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#monsterdon FACT: The Giant Spider Invasion was the inspiration for Kinder Surprise eggs

...If nothing happens in five more minutes, we're legally allowed to leave. #Monsterdon

I wish the spiders would stop plucking that thing ominously and just play the damn song.

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The spider is a metaphor for the good escaping the town. By cracking open the eggs and keeping the diamonds, we can see how greed and lust have taken over the town. The preacher, sweatily, furiously screams into the void, shows us the futility of changing the town. #Monsterdon

Most of this soundtrack was done on a zither with three strings. #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 has she been making strawberry daiquiris?

@Lazarou Wolf spider. Makes sense. #Monsterdon

70s thermal blanket that seeks out and catches on every single piece of dry skin.

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Oh, right, I keep forgetting that this happened before the constitutional amendment that allowed women to wear pants while in their own homes

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After striking it rich she ought to be drinking booze out of one of the diamond geodes #monsterdon

Separate beds, huh? #monsterdon

is that some black mold on the walls? #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole and we're all out of butts! #Monsterdon

Healthy smoothie made with vodka and spider, so yummy #Monsterdon

Nooooo spider Bloody Mary #monsterdon

Well they got shack bedroom all authentic like

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