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https://youtu.be/MDIpf9C8JZ0?si=WjqyAiJAaj8B-E9t

@Vanalope Right? There is way too much dialogue and not enough spider violence.
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ok honestly if someone tried to pay me in a big chunk of uncut diamond no matter what it was i would say no because i have no idea what to do with that #monsterdon

yeah 70s suspension 😍 #Monsterdon

Okay, I can only suspend my disbelief so far. That is NOT a sheriff's car. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Jerry-Lee Loser over here

No humans were harmed in the making of this movie. #Monsterdon

Why yes, we did use to go to bed in only a thick denim buttoned shirt, then after a giant swig of liquor, go to sleep with no blanket.

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I'm going to enjoy watching him get chomped by giant spiders.

okay points to her for laughing directly in his face, but i mean, ughghghghghghggh
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"since i don't have you" playing in the background #monsterdon

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Yikes. Bad case of delirium tremens.

35-24-35, classic boobs-neck-face measurements #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 is... is that guy saying to his face he wants to fuck the guy's daughter?

that's not cool bro

This guy has been alive far too long for my taste

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oh no you're still a big failure

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IMDB 73043 The Giant Spider Invasion
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073043/

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ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.
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Uncle Jesse and Daisy, the early years. #Monsterdon

ewwww #Monsterdon

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🎵 Hoooow much, are these diamonds worth?
Tell me how much, could I get for them?
Well lean in real close and then between you and me,
They're industrial:
/blows raspberry a few inches from cousin's face

Ok funniest fake spiders in the history of moviemaking #monsterdon

@srol Earlier @amyfou was pointing out how it could be ambiguous

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well at least they had enough money for his and hers cots.

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Oh man they did raid Spirit Halloween discount aisle for those spiders #Monsterdon

Yeah, no, I do *totally* believe that none of them thought to look in the barn. #Monsterdon

@moira

[does search]

Huh. I am definitely going to try that.

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Hey it's our first giant spider out on the cabin yay!

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This was the first episode of Pawn Stars

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Yes, Paul Rider of the Wisconsin Riders, who else

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Yeah where'd the music go? 😅

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Just got the drawer spider jump scare and that was worth it for sure these spiders are getting gianter and gianter!

Characters in this film really like laughing at their own jokes #monsterdon

"I'm afraid you're going to have to use a helicopter. And make it look good on this flick's budget."

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they literally did fall out of the sky but he says it like he robbed a bank #monsterdon

@strangefour Who even knew it was possible?

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Hey that's the same tarantula from the Home Alone movie? I love their work 🕷️

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Run to the shed where there won’t be any spiders!

Never on any film someone has to actually get the magnifier first from somewhere. never #Monsterdon

Oh, dear, that was not very real looking at all. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love these straight up halloween decorations

"Well this here's quartz."

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@srol Just wait.

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Okay, that’s a big one—eek! #Monsterdon

look into the diamonds and see spiders!!!! freaking do it!!!!!! #monsterdon

Now for someone sleazier than Dan. #Monsterdon

Whoever wrote this script really needed to bang one out #Monsterdon

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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No! He killed that lovely Ivory colored spider!

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The Medium Drawer-Sized Spider Invasion #Monsterdon

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! make it so the diamonds are actually hyper compressed spiders from the spider galaxy!!!!!!! #monsterdon

@moira Strange that's the reactionwhen I open my drawe... nuthin! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon giant dresser spider?!

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Come on cinematographer that would have been a perfect time to pull focus to the spidey on the cabinet

#monsterdon okay that was mostly a great jump scare with the spider in the dresser, not quite Octaman in the Winnebago good but then nothing else is that good either.

I will give the movie some credit for actually having giant spiders. I was beginning to think "giant" was just metaphorical for the amount of spiders. #monsterdon

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He just peeled out and buried Helga in dirt and gravel. #Monsterdon

"I always give you a big tip"

Errrrrr.... :blobcatglare:

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WE HAVE GIANT SPIDER PUPPET! LETS GOOOO!!!
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okay, those two are disgusting. #monsterdon

🎶 I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on running from spiders 🎶
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They had sex and then he gave her a quarter? #monsterdon

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! spiders 😍🤩
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I guess the spiders aren't going to survive the rapture.

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Yes!!! Finally
Now get that dude

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NO EFFORT WAS ATTEMPTED

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YES, YESSS #sickos #monsterdon

Oh hey she ran into the Evil Dead cabin, awesome!

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Meanwhile, back at Anomie Farms...

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#monsterdon The bed is so crappy that the little spider bounced right off and went into the closet. Poor thing. Closets are hard to get out of back in 1975.

I totally get why they would have separate beds. #monsterdon

oh hey, I had a spider puppet like that when I was a kid. #monsterdon

Quick! Run to the creepy cabin out back!

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Finally, a larger than normal spider

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okay, that was good actually. the music stopping and THEN the drawer, this movie get one (1) point for that. #monsterdon

Yes, run inside the barn. Spiders never go in barns.
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OMG she’s being attacked by her black sock drawer. #Monsterdon

okay I don't think laughter was the intended reaction to the drawer opening

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Is she just pounding SoCo? #monsterdon

yes baby!!!!! first larger than real spider now we are in business #monsterdon

A HALLOWEEN PROP! ANOTHER HALLOWEEN PROP! OH NO

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Yup, run out of the spider-fille dhouse to.... a surely non-spider-filled garage, right?

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His pet name for his wife is "the lush."

Come on, spiders, get him!

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@paco he is Space Spider Food hopefully #Monsterdon

Oh, the soundtrack was in her bed. #Monsterdon

Space spider go!

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@paco just someone who flosses with wire! #Monsterdon

Okay, finally some larger spiders

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Where are the giant spiders? I was promised giant spiders!!!

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spider gonna bit 'er on the ass. #monsterdon

@Taweret There’s a reason we’ve been voting against this film 😃 #Monsterdon

This flick is definitely teasing us almost as much as those Aztec mummy movies.

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Biter ass PLEASE!

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That is one crummy job of applying dead guy makeup there #monsterdon

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Hey a new bb tarantula just de-egged him/herself and he/she's all tan and cute and she's walking up his leg and OH NO NO NO no no no not the sweet bb tarantula

@CactuarJoe NO REFUNDS

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 "this daiquri tastes a lot more spidery than i remember them"

Look, just because she has preferred years of Night Train doesn't mean she's a lush.

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