#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 again i love blonde girl's hair. she is the superior one in this relationship because his hair is awful
Yes excuse me hot, horny wife, I need to go see to some...business #monsterdon
Did someone take a flamethrower to that wall?
...Actually, never mind, the less I know about the stains in your house, the better >_>; #Monsterdon
Who the hell is this guy? And why is he out there telling us about abominations? #monsterdon
Oh honey no. Don't take your clothes off for this movie. Put those pants back on.
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Hang on lady I'm going to join you in taking a couple of shots for this movie
All right the Space Spiders are on the move go get 'em Space Spiders! :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon
WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE SPIDERS AND BUTTS.
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@flowerpot time to take a shot
They have a pretty nice little kitchen set up for a couple of dirtbags who hate each other
"Here. Have some of this great-tasting spider smoothie, I just whipped up. It's my own special recipe."
She's also gotta be an alien. I mean, honestly. No human could be glad to see that man.
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ohhh the spiders have come to get rid of the creeping things upon the earth (ie. the people in this town), thanks for clearing that up preacher
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Call the police, God's muppet is on my pant leg #monsterdon
@Taweret the spiders just keep getting cooler
#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 hey somebody got spidered!
now if we can just have that happen to some of our characters
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I sure hope these tarantulas are credited!
"I told you I could come again tonight!" nudge nudge wink wink
I remember to the share reminds me of. it's this guy from interstella 555
NOOOOOOOO I don't want to see the back brace again!
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He's cheating on his wife with an identical woman who just does her hair different? #monsterdon
@strangefour Definitely don't tell your alcoholic wife who hates you.
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Someone was eaten by spiders! #Monsterdon
Aw man, don't zoom in so far, I don't wanna see his nose hair :/ #Monsterdon
Help, help, a gentle tarantula #monsterdon
i'm no spider expert but I think that's a third distinct tarantula. I wonder how many types of tarantula are in this movie
@Taweret i am glad there is someone else that is treating this like a sports game where the humans are like the yankees and the spiders are whatever like underdog team that is only in the league because they're allowed to play dirty against the hated dominant team and we love them for that #monsterdon
This guy's burial skills are horrendous.
Is that a candy corn spider? Arachnius Candicornicus?
The lids just come off the spider balls all on their own. Impressive.
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yeah, that's it! take him, mr spider! #monsterdon
Damn, this house is a mess, no wonder it has a lot of spiders roaming around
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I find that things go away better if you don't lay off the booze.
If you find a body on your property and decide to bury it, never tell that to anyone ya idjit.
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mm, i didn't know spiders came out of oysters. i'm learning things. #monsterdon
OH NO I totally missed that there was a spider in there lmao #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion
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#monsterdon not ready for the spider murder part of the movie
@CactuarJoe she didn't tie the knots correctly? #Monsterdon
Oh hey, Spider Venus on a half-shell #Monsterdon
I'm still disturbed that the scientist decided to casually leave the burner on when the beaker is literally burning. #Monsterdon
PEEK A BOO!
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The water tastes like spiders! #monsterdon
This guy digs holes like he's never dug a hole in his life. wtf dude, it's a shovel, you don't hold it that way!
This guy wins an award for the most amazingly lazy half-ass whatever. Toss a little dirt over it. #monsterdon
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SPIT TAKE
He wasn't even chewed up that bad.
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Our copy - with homemade captions - had "THE END" come up on the screen just as he was burying the body.
I never want to clean tarantula poop out of my dirty dishes.
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Will it blend? #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion
"Switch on the blender now.......it's called ART!"
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Greatest shot that wasn't in the movie
π₯ The 'SFX team' put a very large gunpowder-covered monster spider in a tree. Because they did not know how explosions worked apparently, they climbed above it to light it.
π₯ After ineffective tries, they threw the whole lit box on it. Nothing. So the director stopped filming. Just then the whole thing exploded and burned the techs hair off, sending two to the ER. π
Tomato soup and vodka in a blender.
I looked away. Was there a spider in that blender? #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion
"What's th' matter with you?" "Darn if I know, alla m'goddamn teeth fell out"
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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 [another commercial interruption, boohoo]
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Tarantuala #2! This one's all brown and fuzzy
This scene is like an I Think You Should Leave sketch. #monsterdon
She...she made a bloody spider mary... #monsterdon
"We don't even know if they're real" and then the camera pans down--that was the most effective dramatic music in the history of movies.
Second ad break, letβs hope no Ontario Conservatives this time #monsterdon
now thatβs a bloody mary #Monsterdon
She's going to make a spider alcohol smoothie, isn't she.
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EDIT: She did
The sheriff has a Mini Me staue on his desk #Monsterdon
@Taweret DID WE LITERALLY BOTH SAY THIS AT THE SAME TIME #monsterdon
https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/113660165323025327
Just so we're all clear, the spiders are the good guys in this film. #Monsterdon
Before Jamba Juice, people had to pour vodka into their blenders themselves
#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 alcohol will definitely solve your spider problem
Our first dead (and partially skeletonized) body!
none of these bodies look exsanguinated enough
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Holy cow the Skipper/Sheriff always has to be turned up to 11 I guess
Were we not supposed to notice the arm tucked under his body and think the skeleton arm was his? #monsterdon
I hope the tarantula was wearing eye protection #monsterdon
Frank! Oh god, no, Frank! How did you get off my porch!? #Monsterdon
Wouldn't any rock scratch glass like that? Or is the diamond thing true.
beer, vodka. This is a happy house indeed
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Apparently the spiders don't really like the taste of human and gave up quickly.
funny, jason usually survives these movies
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Geez, this movie is full of hokey rimshot lines without the rimshot. #monsterdon
That's sure a lazy body-hiding.
Ooo he's by himself!
What a pretty spider! #monsterdon
A dead guy! Well, guess I'll butcher him and sell the meat to the usual guy.
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"Fouled-up data", the leading cause of giant spider attacks
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OH NO now they've introduced a dead baby past to this terrible terrible couple?
Dave Perkins is low-budget Kurt Russell.
Ah! The motorcycle crash stunt earlier is being tied into the story ... loosely.
O!βthe sheer painfulness of an actor who's bad at being funny playing a man who both isn't funny and continually tells jokes.
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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 ok 85% jack black
Stop worrying I'm sure he's hanging from a tree in a spiderweb somewhere, no worries. #Monsterdon
SPIDER #Monsterdon
ugh back brace guy is the worst actor in a conglomeration of bad actors
#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 pretty boy's half ashton kutcher half jack black
I've lost track of who is who at this point, and their names. #Monsterdon
Now I wonder if the stuff in a geode actually cuts glass....
Hey it's a spider #monsterdon
@strangefour I mean, they are in Wisconsin. #Monsterdon
These two with the spider eggs are making me think about the family who found a shiny thing at a dump and thought they could sell it for good money, it turned out to be Caesium, everyone died #Monsterdon
The spider is trying to scamper out of this film #Monsterdon