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Farm Lube bucket!

Add that to my bucket list… I want one!

LOL, asshole getting eaten by giant spider, juxtaposed with the preacher yelling HALLELUJAH, is the only decision this movie's made that I approve of. :D

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EAT HIM! Yes! yes!!!!!!! Yea spider!
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the spider did nothing wrong

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THAT'S NOT HOW SPIDERS EAT

FOR FUCK SAKE

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Is that guy wearing a kid's cowboy hat?!

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 what is a helicopter, but man's replica of a spider

YAYYYY GIANT SPIDER

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I'm Team Shelob on this one.

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"What about that hickey on your neck!"

Remember hickeys? Dang.

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Hallelujah! He's dead! Hallelujah! #Monsterdon

I don't think that bucket of Farm Lube is going to help him any against a giant spider.

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HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
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I can't believe that guy managed to stay alive for 50 minutes into the film #monsterdon

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stab AND eat. very nice very nice.

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NOM NOM NOM!

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I feel bad for anyone who paid to see this when it came out #Monsterdon

Spider: 1; Pedo-Creep: 0 #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

oh thank fuck the creep is et #monsterdon

uhh, things are getting big right now. Run away redneck!
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50 minutes in and we're finally getting around to the black hole we were promised

Probably for the best

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So are those two going to fuck on screen or will it just be implied? #monsterdon

OK go time!!

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A giant spider 50 minutes in! #Monsterdon

okay the over the shoulder was the first actually good shot in the film

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THERE SHE IS OUR BEAUTIFUL HEROINE

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Whoops, attacked buy a giant pipe cleaner. #Monsterdon

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I don't think I can take another daughter scene #monsterdon

A space warp? Spacewarp!?
I was wondering where she'd been.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Spacewarp
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Oh. Einstein. That was the missing link.

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Also, tires don't screech on dirt.

please kill farmer shitbag

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THEY ATE HIM WOO HOO! :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

Go giant spider, go!

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Now this spider is properly giant!

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Please be a giant spider under the dirt.
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oh is a real giant spider about to get this joker? this whole movie will be worth it if only i can see him get eaten alive by an alien arachnid. #monsterdon

@randy_s but spiders can

spiders > oxygen

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come ON, space spiders

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Has anyone noted yet that none of this movie makes any sense?

THAT'S NOT ... WHAT

BUT

MY FUCKING BRAIN ITCHES AND IT'S YOUR FAULT

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#monsterdon A miniature black hole, it's like a normal one but smaller, also the event horizon looks like a tilt-shift photo, also not even micro-oxygen can escape

I just want the spiders to kill most of these people

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in the hillbilly area #Monsterdon

miniature blackhole, now we are talking science!
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I think NASA is just a front to collect cool oscilloscopes #Monsterdon

holy god the spiders are coming out of a localized black hole I AM BEGINNING TO FORGIVE them for spending all that fucking time establishing them as scientists. I LOVE PORTAL TO SPIDERVERSE #monsterdon

SUCKS, yes, there's our theme. #Monsterdon

Oh wow. Paul just discovered that douche hubby is the Klingon Judge in Star Trek 6.

😂😂😂

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#monsterdon Dave is 99% polyester. He's stain-proof!

IS she his step-daughter? Maybe a younger sister Ev is responsible for? Regardless, I need a shower.

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Movie, I'm begging you, use the giant slide rule.

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Well, he didn't want the sheriff snooping around, but now, he's go the sheriff snooping around.

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oh here we go

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so many oscilloscopes

they also all fit

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I'm grateful for that Mystery Science Theater commentary

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@Taweret they put tiny antennae headbands on the tarantula #Monsterdon

There is no more indisputable authority, no more credible voice of reason, than Cousin Billy at the rock shop. #Monsterdon

Simpsons did it.

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the science checks out

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That is a tool meant for holding lenses and optics so you can work on them, NOT A FUCKING HANDHELD MAGNIFYING GLASS

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Evidently the Peanuts teacher is flying the helicopter #Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion

"There's only one thing I know that could cause a warp like this."

Yeah, Paul Drake's fashion sense. #Monsterdon

The rarely seen six-part black-and-white cookie hanging on the wall in the background #monsterdon

Oh my god Back Braces is a perv #Monsterdon

A space warp? What about time warp - don't they go together?

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@brooke 😆 Sung to tune of suffragette city, though

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Leeeet's dooooo the spaaaace waaarp agaaaaaaain

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"...what's a space warp?"
"Well, it's like a time warp, but you take a step to the right."

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still boggling at THE CAMERA ogling her boobs

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DAMN! 'nother Drone!!!
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Daisy Duke looks a little high a little confused.

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[garbled] i mean it's [garbled] okay will [garbled]

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Thing is, by the time I get to #Monsterdon I have already read the reviews 🤣

I hope no spiders are harmed. Not like that jerk 007, geez, it's just a tarantula!

Is Homer Simpson piloting the helicopter?

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That was not a convincing giant spider pounce, more like a pillow falling off the back of the sofa onto a carefully placed character #monsterdon

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I'm going to be lying awake at 4 in the morning, repeating "Is Dan to home" to myself #Monsterdon

Alan "Giggles" Hale. #Monsterdon

I hope the spiders eat the sheriff too. #monsterdon #teamspiders

she's drunk

dead drunk

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Why does this pool hall guy have an eye piece and can accurately assess the quality of diamonds the size of your thumb?

Sheriff Alan Hale, laughing at a helicopter.

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@brooke and if you thought *that* was not cool....

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So this random dude knows that much stuff about diamonds? Very likely. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 meanwhile, back at oscilloscope city

🎵 oscilloscope city, we sell 'scilloscopes. and that's all! 🎵

Uhh nice ride Sherrif. Amazing how he can make tires screech on a road made of dirt.
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Love it when movies make the tires do screeching sounds on dirt.

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How can it be that Barbara Hale (Dr. Langer) is not related to Alan Hale Jr. (Sheriff)? Isn't that what last names are for? #monsterdon

SHeriff's gonna on a three hour tour to find that motorcycle guy

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These spiders are not so giant 🤨

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@srol certainly didn't have cop struts or cop shocks

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Yes genius, very cryptic, sky diamonds

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Sheriff Hale is on the case, though.

I have doubts this will help.

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Do we have any black holes left to swallow this whole creeptown? #monsterdon

Oh, you've FINALLY come to arrest the fucker? #Monsterdon

Tires do not squeak like that on dirt roads what the fuck is happening?! #Monsterdon