please kill farmer shitbag

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Also, tires don't screech on dirt.

THEY ATE HIM WOO HOO! :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

Go giant spider, go!

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Now this spider is properly giant!

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Please be a giant spider under the dirt.
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@randy_s but spiders can

spiders > oxygen

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come ON, space spiders

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oh is a real giant spider about to get this joker? this whole movie will be worth it if only i can see him get eaten alive by an alien arachnid. #monsterdon

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Has anyone noted yet that none of this movie makes any sense?

#monsterdon A miniature black hole, it's like a normal one but smaller, also the event horizon looks like a tilt-shift photo, also not even micro-oxygen can escape

THAT'S NOT ... WHAT

BUT

MY FUCKING BRAIN ITCHES AND IT'S YOUR FAULT

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I just want the spiders to kill most of these people

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in the hillbilly area #Monsterdon

miniature blackhole, now we are talking science!
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I think NASA is just a front to collect cool oscilloscopes #Monsterdon

holy god the spiders are coming out of a localized black hole I AM BEGINNING TO FORGIVE them for spending all that fucking time establishing them as scientists. I LOVE PORTAL TO SPIDERVERSE #monsterdon

SUCKS, yes, there's our theme. #Monsterdon

Oh wow. Paul just discovered that douche hubby is the Klingon Judge in Star Trek 6.

😂😂😂

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#monsterdon Dave is 99% polyester. He's stain-proof!

IS she his step-daughter? Maybe a younger sister Ev is responsible for? Regardless, I need a shower.

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Movie, I'm begging you, use the giant slide rule.

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Well, he didn't want the sheriff snooping around, but now, he's go the sheriff snooping around.

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oh here we go

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I'm grateful for that Mystery Science Theater commentary

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so many oscilloscopes

they also all fit

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@Taweret they put tiny antennae headbands on the tarantula #Monsterdon

There is no more indisputable authority, no more credible voice of reason, than Cousin Billy at the rock shop. #Monsterdon

Simpsons did it.

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the science checks out

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That is a tool meant for holding lenses and optics so you can work on them, NOT A FUCKING HANDHELD MAGNIFYING GLASS

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Evidently the Peanuts teacher is flying the helicopter #Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion

"There's only one thing I know that could cause a warp like this."

Yeah, Paul Drake's fashion sense. #Monsterdon

The rarely seen six-part black-and-white cookie hanging on the wall in the background #monsterdon

Oh my god Back Braces is a perv #Monsterdon

A space warp? What about time warp - don't they go together?

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@brooke 😆 Sung to tune of suffragette city, though

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Leeeet's dooooo the spaaaace waaarp agaaaaaaain

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"...what's a space warp?"
"Well, it's like a time warp, but you take a step to the right."

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still boggling at THE CAMERA ogling her boobs

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DAMN! 'nother Drone!!!
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Daisy Duke looks a little high a little confused.

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[garbled] i mean it's [garbled] okay will [garbled]

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Thing is, by the time I get to #Monsterdon I have already read the reviews 🤣

I hope no spiders are harmed. Not like that jerk 007, geez, it's just a tarantula!

Is Homer Simpson piloting the helicopter?

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That was not a convincing giant spider pounce, more like a pillow falling off the back of the sofa onto a carefully placed character #monsterdon

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Alan "Giggles" Hale. #Monsterdon

I'm going to be lying awake at 4 in the morning, repeating "Is Dan to home" to myself #Monsterdon

I hope the spiders eat the sheriff too. #monsterdon #teamspiders

she's drunk

dead drunk

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Why does this pool hall guy have an eye piece and can accurately assess the quality of diamonds the size of your thumb?

Sheriff Alan Hale, laughing at a helicopter.

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@brooke and if you thought *that* was not cool....

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So this random dude knows that much stuff about diamonds? Very likely. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 meanwhile, back at oscilloscope city

🎵 oscilloscope city, we sell 'scilloscopes. and that's all! 🎵

Uhh nice ride Sherrif. Amazing how he can make tires screech on a road made of dirt.
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@_L1vY_ The Tiny Spider Invasion (1975) #Monsterdon

Love it when movies make the tires do screeching sounds on dirt.

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SHeriff's gonna on a three hour tour to find that motorcycle guy

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How can it be that Barbara Hale (Dr. Langer) is not related to Alan Hale Jr. (Sheriff)? Isn't that what last names are for? #monsterdon

These spiders are not so giant 🤨

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@srol certainly didn't have cop struts or cop shocks

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Sheriff Hale is on the case, though.

I have doubts this will help.

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Yes genius, very cryptic, sky diamonds

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Do we have any black holes left to swallow this whole creeptown? #monsterdon

Oh, you've FINALLY come to arrest the fucker? #Monsterdon

Tires do not squeak like that on dirt roads what the fuck is happening?! #Monsterdon

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https://youtu.be/MDIpf9C8JZ0?si=WjqyAiJAaj8B-E9t

@Vanalope Right? There is way too much dialogue and not enough spider violence.
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ok honestly if someone tried to pay me in a big chunk of uncut diamond no matter what it was i would say no because i have no idea what to do with that #monsterdon

yeah 70s suspension 😍 #Monsterdon

Okay, I can only suspend my disbelief so far. That is NOT a sheriff's car. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Jerry-Lee Loser over here

No humans were harmed in the making of this movie. #Monsterdon

Why yes, we did use to go to bed in only a thick denim buttoned shirt, then after a giant swig of liquor, go to sleep with no blanket.

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I'm going to enjoy watching him get chomped by giant spiders.

okay points to her for laughing directly in his face, but i mean, ughghghghghghggh
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"since i don't have you" playing in the background #monsterdon

Daddy wants some sugar

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Yikes. Bad case of delirium tremens.

35-24-35, classic boobs-neck-face measurements #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 is... is that guy saying to his face he wants to fuck the guy's daughter?

that's not cool bro

This guy has been alive far too long for my taste

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oh no you're still a big failure

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IMDB 73043 The Giant Spider Invasion
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073043/

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oh god the daughter is a step daughter. i NEED THIS TO STOP HOLY SHIT

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ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.
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Uncle Jesse and Daisy, the early years. #Monsterdon

She should've run around in her underwear longer before getting killed. The director really screwed that up.

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ewwww #Monsterdon

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🎵 Hoooow much, are these diamonds worth?
Tell me how much, could I get for them?
Well lean in real close and then between you and me,
They're industrial:
/blows raspberry a few inches from cousin's face

Ok funniest fake spiders in the history of moviemaking #monsterdon

@srol Earlier @amyfou was pointing out how it could be ambiguous

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well at least they had enough money for his and hers cots.

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Oh man they did raid Spirit Halloween discount aisle for those spiders #Monsterdon

Yeah, no, I do *totally* believe that none of them thought to look in the barn. #Monsterdon

@moira

[does search]

Huh. I am definitely going to try that.

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Hey it's our first giant spider out on the cabin yay!

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This was the first episode of Pawn Stars

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