oh shit does he get away? please no.

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@hollie At least about the parts that don't involve spiders killing people

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This movie is very educational about black holes.

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Temu Leonardo DeCaprio dies messily, everyone!

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I want to suggest that these might actually be crabs and not spiders
#Carcinisation

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 hallelujah!

The porn organ music started right here. #monsterdon

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'Well, Dave, a 'space warp' is a force so strong it makes a miniature black hole in space'

...[Dave exits]

...'everything fits, Einstein's theory of relativity' ...'it creates an alternate universe, behind a space door' ...

...

...

...

BOINGGGG -the giant spider web in the road

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'Our dog’s a sharpei/{miniature black hole} mix.'

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I really expected the grossness of this movie to be spider-related and not extra-gross family predation and grooming.

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Man, that's a killer twist that they killed the father off and still managed to pull off a creepy scene with the daughter. Didn't think it was possible. #monsterdon

I have been cooking for a while but oh my god at this point I hope they *all* die except the scientist lady and maybe the sherriff if he keeps spouting the zingers

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oh yeah, spider, get this one too! love to see it. #monsterdon

Next!

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@Sorl YES. THANK YOU.

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[splut]

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spider needs to eat the director #monsterdon

Spiders, there's so much Wisconsin left to eat.

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Ah shit. That’s big and creepy!#Monsterdon

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This movie is a disturbing mashup of child molestation and science

Two characters trying to decide if they're too related have sex is basically all you need to know about the quality of this film

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This is Charlie Manson’s only feature film. #Monsterdon

I'm gonna barf #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

There really much to work with here

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@paco I see a naked lady. Specifically with measurements 35-24-35.

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#monsterdon what the fuck is going on. This is an insane depiction if rural usa that is not at fucking all wrong

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 i think science mommy is a better crush in this movie than drunk lady

watch out, older ladies

#monsterdon Hello other MST3K fans who only ever saw this film from MST3k. As it turns out there are boobies in this film.

cousin AND uncle AND brother

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@RufusJCooter Yeah, Ev didn't seem old enough to have a teenage daughter.

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I'm not currently watching Giant Spider Invasion, but I've seen the MST3K episode enough times that I know exactly what's going on as y'all post. #monsterdon

@lytta She's her sister, I think.

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Now THAT is a GIANT spider! 😁 And another actor down!

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Delayed death, but satisfactory -- if unintentionally hilarious #Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/113660211551064681

was this originally a porn script they took the sex out of

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In the vernacular of the 70's, everyone in this movie is 'on the make'

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So a black hole causes a black hole? #monsterdon

About an hour into this movie the moment we were all waiting for arrives when a giant spider appears and eats the creepy dad, who was farting around in his field. The spider was very circular; dare I say, a round boi.

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THAT wasn't in the MST3K version @_@ #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Sex interlude! #Monsterdon

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Yeah, that whole family creeps me out.

what is it with the goatees

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#monsterdon Everyone in 1975 needs a shower, with soap. At least more than once a year! Some! Oily! Buildup!

@jadebees My bet is that it was most of the budget. #monsterdon

ah, there's our #monsterdon tiddies for the evening.

Wait... was that it's mouth? That's a mouth? That wasn't mouth shaped.
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That spider mouth though…

WOOOOOHOOOOO! #monsterdon

Remember when you had to rush pictures to the lab? #monsterdon

Uh oh, wacky music. That can't be good. #Monsterdon

@trixter The latter I'm pretty sure!

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YAAAAAY an ugly bloody death! Also that spider's mouth makes me uncomfortable.

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 i love science lady's outfit here

“Blurred and twisted” #Monsterdon

Hallelujah. #Monsterdon

Oh, finally!

Creepy Mc Backbrace finally buys it!

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First the Old Milwaukee, then the Pepsi. I hope they got paid for making the labels face the camera so clearly. #monsterdon

Hallelujah!!

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Farm Lube bucket!

Add that to my bucket list… I want one!

LOL, asshole getting eaten by giant spider, juxtaposed with the preacher yelling HALLELUJAH, is the only decision this movie's made that I approve of. :D

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EAT HIM! Yes! yes!!!!!!! Yea spider!
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the spider did nothing wrong

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THAT'S NOT HOW SPIDERS EAT

FOR FUCK SAKE

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Is that guy wearing a kid's cowboy hat?!

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#monsterdon *a spider leg the size of a tree trunk pries itself out of the dirt* Oh thank goodness we are FINALLY going to be rid of this loathsome farmer.

MONSTER CHOMP

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 what is a helicopter, but man's replica of a spider

YAYYYY GIANT SPIDER

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I'm Team Shelob on this one.

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Ahh, the old "Black holes are wormholes" thing.....

What if the Event Horizon ship opened a gateway to the spider dimension?

FINALLY, the creepy farmer gets it!

Satisfying and messy

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"What about that hickey on your neck!"

Remember hickeys? Dang.

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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes more more more more more more #monsterdon

You took your time getting here, spider. But thanks for getting that guy off my screen. #monsterdon

I don't think that bucket of Farm Lube is going to help him any against a giant spider.

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HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!
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Hallelujah! He's dead! Hallelujah! #Monsterdon

stab AND eat. very nice very nice.

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shhhlurupp #monsterdon

I can't believe that guy managed to stay alive for 50 minutes into the film #monsterdon

NOM NOM NOM!

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I feel bad for anyone who paid to see this when it came out #Monsterdon

Spider: 1; Pedo-Creep: 0 #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

oh thank fuck the creep is et #monsterdon

uhh, things are getting big right now. Run away redneck!
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So are those two going to fuck on screen or will it just be implied? #monsterdon

50 minutes in and we're finally getting around to the black hole we were promised

Probably for the best

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YESSSS FINALLY! FUCK THAT GUY

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OK go time!!

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A giant spider 50 minutes in! #Monsterdon

okay the over the shoulder was the first actually good shot in the film

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THERE SHE IS OUR BEAUTIFUL HEROINE

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Whoops, attacked buy a giant pipe cleaner. #Monsterdon

!!! #Monsterdon

I don't think I can take another daughter scene #monsterdon

A space warp? Spacewarp!?
I was wondering where she'd been.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Spacewarp
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Oh. Einstein. That was the missing link.

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