Ppl finding all this shit out super fast!

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Hot babes never get a chance to dress fully before the monster attacks, it's a damn shame #monsterdon

Ten bucks says Dutch and Helga are the only two who make it out of this alive

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EVEN THE FUCKING ADR IS SHIT

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Oh no. That poor spider. He got stuck on the car. I hope he can scrape the car off his web.
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another creep down! #monsterdon

I don't think spiders are full of red blood?

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We need Bill Shatner!

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#monsterdon I love this himbo Dave

@amyfou chef's kiss

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I wonder when we'll get to see them kill the screenwriters and the director.

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Rabbit turds from rice krispies? dang I doubt that's a problem telling the difference since the 80's

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lol after all that he blew up! #monsterdon

he did not get out, did he #Monsterdon

Ah, I see, this is a Game of Thrones thing, where characters are terrible so you enjoy seeing them die horribly.

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no, run across the field screaming and in flames before you die

I SAID RUN

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When the giant space spider tucks the man into his mouth parts with his little front pincer fangy things 💞 💞

A whole county of empty space to swerve into, and he managed to hit a gas pump? #monsterdon

Crispy creep, nice #monsterdon

This movie is really rich in pervy creeps. #Monsterdon

yeah, definitely gotta light the car on fire after that one #monsterdon

oooh did he get caught in the explosion? #monsterdon

Oh the giant spider has a very visible wire!! Love it! And she (?) ate Back Braces so good riddance! #Monsterdon

YESSSSSSSSSS

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This movie really got better with them being killed

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so with the religious monologues happening underneath the spider eatings, is the movie saying that god is actually like a very powerful collective planet of spiders and sending a meteor to open up a blackhole back to spiderverse is the second coming of jesus except there's no peace this time, only eating the sinners #monsterdon

My spider is a curly hair named Patches the Spider. He is a burrowing species and uses webs to trap prey but also to support the walls of his burrow, as well as block off the entrance during moulting.

(CW photo of tarantula)

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Helicopter shot of the spider is cool.

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His hair started to grease fire 😂

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fuck how many times does this shitheel get away?!

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Blow up!

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his little girly screams are really giving me life rn. #monsterdon

@socketwench try the cheese, you're here all week

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He was attacked by a wee little guy and a 40-foot spider.
Excellent. #Monsterdon

Let’s not talk about the spider wires; let’s talk about the googly eyes instead #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 [another commercial interruption. i really should start downloading these ahead]

yeah, I'm digging the bleeding car. and the audio screaming, but not the actor.

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Why is there blood coming from the OUTSIDE of the car and he's purposely wiping it all over his face #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

oh shit does he get away? please no.

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@hollie At least about the parts that don't involve spiders killing people

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This movie is very educational about black holes.

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Temu Leonardo DeCaprio dies messily, everyone!

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I want to suggest that these might actually be crabs and not spiders
#Carcinisation

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 hallelujah!

The porn organ music started right here. #monsterdon

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'Well, Dave, a 'space warp' is a force so strong it makes a miniature black hole in space'

...[Dave exits]

...'everything fits, Einstein's theory of relativity' ...'it creates an alternate universe, behind a space door' ...

...

...

...

BOINGGGG -the giant spider web in the road

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#TeamSpider #Monsterdon

'Our dog’s a sharpei/{miniature black hole} mix.'

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I really expected the grossness of this movie to be spider-related and not extra-gross family predation and grooming.

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Man, that's a killer twist that they killed the father off and still managed to pull off a creepy scene with the daughter. Didn't think it was possible. #monsterdon

I have been cooking for a while but oh my god at this point I hope they *all* die except the scientist lady and maybe the sherriff if he keeps spouting the zingers

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oh yeah, spider, get this one too! love to see it. #monsterdon

Next!

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@Sorl YES. THANK YOU.

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[splut]

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spider needs to eat the director #monsterdon

Spiders, there's so much Wisconsin left to eat.

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Ah shit. That’s big and creepy!#Monsterdon

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This movie is a disturbing mashup of child molestation and science

Two characters trying to decide if they're too related have sex is basically all you need to know about the quality of this film

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This is Charlie Manson’s only feature film. #Monsterdon

I'm gonna barf #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

There really much to work with here

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@paco I see a naked lady. Specifically with measurements 35-24-35.

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#monsterdon what the fuck is going on. This is an insane depiction if rural usa that is not at fucking all wrong

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 i think science mommy is a better crush in this movie than drunk lady

watch out, older ladies

#monsterdon Hello other MST3K fans who only ever saw this film from MST3k. As it turns out there are boobies in this film.

cousin AND uncle AND brother

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@RufusJCooter Yeah, Ev didn't seem old enough to have a teenage daughter.

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I'm not currently watching Giant Spider Invasion, but I've seen the MST3K episode enough times that I know exactly what's going on as y'all post. #monsterdon

@lytta She's her sister, I think.

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Now THAT is a GIANT spider! 😁 And another actor down!

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Delayed death, but satisfactory -- if unintentionally hilarious #Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/113660211551064681

was this originally a porn script they took the sex out of

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In the vernacular of the 70's, everyone in this movie is 'on the make'

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So a black hole causes a black hole? #monsterdon

THAT wasn't in the MST3K version @_@ #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Sex interlude! #Monsterdon

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Yeah, that whole family creeps me out.

what is it with the goatees

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#monsterdon Everyone in 1975 needs a shower, with soap. At least more than once a year! Some! Oily! Buildup!

@jadebees My bet is that it was most of the budget. #monsterdon

ah, there's our #monsterdon tiddies for the evening.

Wait... was that it's mouth? That's a mouth? That wasn't mouth shaped.
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That spider mouth though…

WOOOOOHOOOOO! #monsterdon

Remember when you had to rush pictures to the lab? #monsterdon

Uh oh, wacky music. That can't be good. #Monsterdon

@trixter The latter I'm pretty sure!

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YAAAAAY an ugly bloody death! Also that spider's mouth makes me uncomfortable.

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 i love science lady's outfit here

“Blurred and twisted” #Monsterdon

Oh, finally!

Creepy Mc Backbrace finally buys it!

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Hallelujah. #Monsterdon

First the Old Milwaukee, then the Pepsi. I hope they got paid for making the labels face the camera so clearly. #monsterdon

Hallelujah!!

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