a CalTech neutron initiator?

Pattern at 360 degrees?

They're going to NEUTRON BOMB WISCONSIN???? C'mon, cheeseheads aren't that bad.

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@Copperplate I see what you did there! #Monsterdon :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping:

#monsterdon and I retract that statement of minimal spider gore. I should know better

@starkraving666 I honestly thought it was a bloodstain at first.

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@jonny I could also see it working to rail against the dangers or materialism, and how it’s like consorting with demons or something. The “vermin are bad” direction they took is just noisy. #monsterdon

I think my mom has this same gazelle cardigan #monsterdon

So how do they know the spiders are coming out of the black hole when nobody has yet seen the black hole?

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'As you w-i-i-i-i-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l!' [rolling down the hill]

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What in the hell is her jacket #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

Giant roof spider is cute uwu 😍🥺 #Monsterdon

@neia @moira I see a genius Chick-fil-a parody ad in the works

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He didn't recognize his voice because it was a siren. #monsterdon

Good thing she put a couple band aids on, I was worried she'd bleed out.
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a fleur gun? oh a _flare_ gone

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@socketwench@hackers.town I would capitulate immediately

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y'know if they'd just put googly eyes on these things everyone would understand that they're friendly

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GIANT SPIDER / MINI BLACK HOLE 2028

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GIZMOS #monsterdon

Sounds like they need to contact Buffy if it's a hellmouth they're concerned about #monsterdon

What did they grow on Anomie Farms, anyway?

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Ma'am, that's Doom, not this movie.

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Not showing it for long is good, but man the giant spider on a roof should be a shot you linger on ever if it looks as shit as all the other giant spider shots.
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I wonder if the lady will have a spider chest-burst inside her.
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@jonny booo to spiders sparing people

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Next week on Buffy the Spider Slayer.

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THE THING ON SCREEN WAS NOWHERE NEAR 50FT #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

One of the things that makes this movie so bad is that they were really REALLY trying. Well except for Alan Hale. Everyone else was REALLY trying. #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

This movie is also making me wonder why the heck I know Barbara Hale's voice. I think the only thing I've seen her in is AIRPORT?

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@socketwench awwwww

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Wow! This family goes all out for Halloween!

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Is that a Theramin I hear in the opening score? #monsterdon

Circle Circle Dot Dot. #Monsterdon

@steggy #monsterdon

Why would you want to keep a lid on this? You should be warning everybody! Shelter in place, giant fucking spiders are roaming the countryside!

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Team Science is explaining that a black hole will contract until it pops into another universe as a white hole, and apparently then emits spiders packed in geodes.

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"...a 50 foot highway from hell."

I would pay to watch that Michael Landon series.

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Gotta admit I was kind of bummed to see the spider going after Terry when there are so many more worthy targets around

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to really sell the christianity angle they would have needed someone to have gotten a diamond egg but they like gave the diamonds to the church or something and they are spared by the spiders and actually get to ride them #monsterdon

What the hell was the slow motion body on the gurney scene?

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😂 Very professional rolling down the hill! 🤣
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wait, how the hell did he knew the young almost naked lady was in danger.
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Save the scientists for last, spiders! They're the least offensive members of this cast! #Monsterdon

The falls in this flick are top notch. #Monsterdon

“A lot of strange things are happening around here” #Monsterdon

I'm imagining each leg being held by an individual person, there's like 15 people moving that thing around #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

Giant field spider looks cool walking across the field.

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 oh this is satisfying :D

another one bites the dust

@davesdogmaggie Wabbit season! #Monsterdon

Oh, my, I was unprepared for a “King Kong’s hand through the window, but it’s a spider” moment. #monsterdon

if you're not laughing out loud at the actors rolling themselves down the hill..

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OK, that rolling down the hill scene was legitimately funny.

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Yes! EAT THEM! EAT THEM NOW!
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Giant spider pops up over hill to say hi

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#monsterdon Barbara Hale recreates her classic roll

Someone enabled ragdoll physics #monsterdon

except for the eyes the giant hill spider isn't bad, more of that would be nice

EAT MOAR HUMANS

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They did their own stunts. Tom Cruise, eat your heart out #Monsterdon

'pider friemds :blobfoxcute:

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laughing at the way the scientist fell backwards over their asses down the hill #monsterdon

This movie makes me really happy I don't have any cousins.

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oh no, Barbara Hale's white pant suit! #monsterdon

Aaaaand you rolled on Barbara Hale. Man, she didn't deserve that. #Monsterdon

Need a Herzog voice over telling random spider facts.

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hope the science lady survives so we get to see her do a Lazerium gig at the planetarium
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@adhdeanasl Fair, but also the human characters are mostly terrible enough that you love to see them get eaten by spiders

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they honestly really did spend all their money on the roof spider, didn't they

money well spent

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#monsterdon I am so glad there has been minimal spider gore but we saw douchebag dan get eaten

Looks like someone went to spirit Halloween #monsterdon

On the one hand, the “alternate universe” theory of black holes lead to some strange, but occasionally compelling, stories in scifi. It was an era of possibilities, a cultural moment that was only recently revisited with the “multiverse” trend.

On the other hand, a house-sized spider just tried to pick up a station wagon. #monsterdon

lol he said "skedaddle" #monsterdon

I love that they had cheesy 70s porno music playing in the background of this scene.

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in case of giant spider attacks, always remember to move to an interior room or under sturdy furniture #monsterdon

#monsterdon OH MY GOD were those literal paper dinner plate eyes on that enormous spider on the roof

This movie just got so much better in a single quarter-second shot

Roof Spider is fantastic.

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Be very very quiet, we're hunting spiders

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The Giant Spider Invasion (1975) (better quality)

https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/4xUVkjKaFeJmhUGLj8MwRA

@RufusJCooter Couscium carbombate --chem-dad #Monsterdon

@amyfou A No-scar. A Golden Gross. An Ew-mmy. #Monsterdon

I don't know what makes me a bigger nerd

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....I think the giant spider just groped her with its giant spider leg.

why

i don't blame the spider i blame the director

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I kinda want a giant spider like that for my house.

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 boobs!

#monsterdon YAS BITCH FUCK YOU DAN

Is the point of the movie that the preacher is right and sinners are punished by spiders?

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@amyfou There's the Razzie but I think this needs a whole extra level below that

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"...it was a house spider!"
"Oh those aren't any worry."
"No, I mean it was a spider as big as a house!"

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Hey, he took her diamond!
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Spider was trying to grab her by the

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 "i have an aunt coming in from wobesoka!*

an ant? i thought this was about spiders

ba-dum tssssssss

Your phone's dead!

My special private secret one?

Yes, that one!

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dutch's bar is the least greasy place in this entire movie because he cleans it every night with well vodka

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...fresh report to the Galactic Council, the Humans are still terrible.....

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@Newpa_Hasai I'm sure it's everyone. We just don't know the ways in which they're all horrible yet. #monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew True, they could be full of someone else's blood.

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And the barkeeper is smoking! Two for two!

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@raindrops_and_roses I don't hate Dr. Langer yet #monsterdon

"....here geiger geiger geiger, come out wherever you are"

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Honestly Terry, your fate with the spider is probably a step up from your future with pajama man

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script writer gets a -Oscar, if one exists