That’s the 3rd Little Buddy,
Drink.
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I like how no one believes that the crystals in the coconuts are diamonds because that's just ridiculous, but if a guy from NASA says there are 50 ft. spiders crawling through the hills, everyone immediately believes him and gets their gun

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How can anyone have a nice neutron soak with all that ruckus?

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The militia redneck is on the move!
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bald nerds with rifles?

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Spiderhuntnposse #Monsterdon

Oh sure, "everybody go home" works on angry mobs all the time. #monsterdon

we've been trying to tell you to knock it off for at least an hour now, and yet this movie persists. #monsterdon

Oh, sorry, there are two.

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Did the sheriff get a new face? #Monsterdon

@foolishowl The spiders are my favorite. The giant puppet spiders are great!

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PACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRS

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Sour the milk! #Monsterdon

"the energy pattern has to feed off the gravitational field of the black hole"

This is straight-up Star Trek technobabble

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This was back when Giant Spider killing was still NASA's responsibility

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Ah yes, the carnival with a SINGLE RIDE.

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"Our black hole has turned into an open doorway to hell."

They've discovered an entirely new branch of physics!

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Is Alan Hale's shirt EVEN MORE OPEN? #monsterdon

i have been treating the black hole portal as like a wormhole to another spider universe but it also could be a portal to another parallel universe where the earth is completely overrun with spiders and then i have no idea what the christianity subplot means, like ok this timeline is too sinful, we're bringing in the Devout Spider timeline to take over #monsterdon

Naturally, the second I complement the photography, somebody decides "hey it's been a while since we had some unmotivated zooming in and out"

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Oh my god that was a brutal phone call scene. #Monsterdon

Why did the soundtrack decide this was Shaft all of a sudden?

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I want all of you chanting "HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT" as you run!

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 "as... you... wisssshhhhhh"

So far only 1 person can act in this movie. #Monsterdon

That is how the "phone" in a scene

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But will the Polka Festival still be on? #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOOOOOOOOOWL #Monsterdon

POLKA FESTIVAL

Three Days Of Polka Fun!

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POLKA FESTIVAL!??? #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

HUZZAH

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“Open doorway from Hell” #Monsterdon

A miniature black hole? Right here in Wisconsin??

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They could easily walk away from the Giant Spider at a very leisurely pace #Monsterdon

HE SAID THE LINE! #monsterdon

god the audio editing in this is funny. it only barely exists and I kinda love how it contrasts with the reasonably-competent photography

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#monsterdon Vance is a moron. None of this makes any sense. You just say Neutron because it sounds sciencey enough and nobody knows. Rubes. Call the chuck-wagon for those giant spiders. I want them all to die, horribly.

Next up, Giant Spiderman Invasion.

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stoner science, "it just might work"
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Doc Olyphant? #Monsterdon

Did they really just say it just might work‽

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"What are these Gizmos?" I think they are petrified Gremlins fresh off a Mogwai.
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This #Monsterdon really wants to be a bad porn flick even the soundtrack can't help itself

The camera pans to reveal the man in Madison's guest sitting across the desk from him is a giant spider. #monsterdon

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Team Butts vs. Team Spiders

Well there was the rather large Black Morning Spider on Gilligan's Island. #Monsterdon

neutrons huh? At this moment, anything is possible on this movie
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Mst3k folks, skip the skit!

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That gasoline explosion was 90% human caused, maybe 10% spiders #monsterdon

Is she gonna Geordie LaForge this sumbich? #monsterdon

McQuay Norris made pistons rings and a small selection of auto parts. In the 1930's they made a series of really weird cars called "Aluminum Eggs."

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@moira 👍

👀 🕷️

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I kind of think Drs. Langer and Vance weren't supposed to fall and roll down the hill like that, in the script.

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Big Spider Beck

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uhhgh I can see her plastic surgery wrinkles

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IT JUST MIGHT WORK

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"we can shower it with neutrons"
i love this movie.
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a CalTech neutron initiator?

Pattern at 360 degrees?

They're going to NEUTRON BOMB WISCONSIN???? C'mon, cheeseheads aren't that bad.

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@Copperplate I see what you did there! #Monsterdon :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping:

#monsterdon and I retract that statement of minimal spider gore. I should know better

@starkraving666 I honestly thought it was a bloodstain at first.

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@jonny I could also see it working to rail against the dangers or materialism, and how it’s like consorting with demons or something. The “vermin are bad” direction they took is just noisy. #monsterdon

I think my mom has this same gazelle cardigan #monsterdon

So how do they know the spiders are coming out of the black hole when nobody has yet seen the black hole?

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'As you w-i-i-i-i-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l!' [rolling down the hill]

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What in the hell is her jacket #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

Giant roof spider is cute uwu 😍🥺 #Monsterdon

@neia @moira I see a genius Chick-fil-a parody ad in the works

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He didn't recognize his voice because it was a siren. #monsterdon

She was just chased by a giant, interdimensional spider but they’ve got time to dress a small laceration on her hand. Their sense of urgency is ALL fucked up. #Monsterdon

Good thing she put a couple band aids on, I was worried she'd bleed out.
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a fleur gun? oh a _flare_ gone

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@socketwench@hackers.town I would capitulate immediately

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y'know if they'd just put googly eyes on these things everyone would understand that they're friendly

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GIANT SPIDER / MINI BLACK HOLE 2028

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Sounds like they need to contact Buffy if it's a hellmouth they're concerned about #monsterdon

GIZMOS #monsterdon

What did they grow on Anomie Farms, anyway?

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Ma'am, that's Doom, not this movie.

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Not showing it for long is good, but man the giant spider on a roof should be a shot you linger on ever if it looks as shit as all the other giant spider shots.
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I wonder if the lady will have a spider chest-burst inside her.
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@jonny booo to spiders sparing people

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Next week on Buffy the Spider Slayer.

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THE THING ON SCREEN WAS NOWHERE NEAR 50FT #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

One of the things that makes this movie so bad is that they were really REALLY trying. Well except for Alan Hale. Everyone else was REALLY trying. #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

This movie is also making me wonder why the heck I know Barbara Hale's voice. I think the only thing I've seen her in is AIRPORT?

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Wow! This family goes all out for Halloween!

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@socketwench awwwww

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Is that a Theramin I hear in the opening score? #monsterdon

Circle Circle Dot Dot. #Monsterdon

@steggy #monsterdon

Why would you want to keep a lid on this? You should be warning everybody! Shelter in place, giant fucking spiders are roaming the countryside!

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Team Science is explaining that a black hole will contract until it pops into another universe as a white hole, and apparently then emits spiders packed in geodes.

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"...a 50 foot highway from hell."

I would pay to watch that Michael Landon series.

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Gotta admit I was kind of bummed to see the spider going after Terry when there are so many more worthy targets around

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to really sell the christianity angle they would have needed someone to have gotten a diamond egg but they like gave the diamonds to the church or something and they are spared by the spiders and actually get to ride them #monsterdon

What the hell was the slow motion body on the gurney scene?

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😂 Very professional rolling down the hill! 🤣
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wait, how the hell did he knew the young almost naked lady was in danger.
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