WAR ON SPIDERS! GRAB YOUR GUNS! GRAB YOUR COUSINS! WOO PACKERS! GRAB YOUR COUSINS GUNS! LETS GO OFF HALF COCKED!
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i am HOWLING!! that would have been a fun day of filming

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It's an open shirt contest!

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PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOOOOOOOOOWL!! #monsterdon #TheGiandSpiderInvasion

I think that spider stole 2nd base. #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

TAKE ME OUT TO THE SPIDER INVASION

MAKE ME RUN IN THE CROWD

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AHAHAHAHA best shot ever #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

I think the Godmonster of Indian Flats would be best buds with Giant Spider.

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I LOVE how the giant spider is just left alone to wander around the field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! minding her own business!!!!!!!!!! just doing spider things!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

Look at all these possibly actual fair-goers!

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I want to ride on the spider float

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AND THE THIRD SPIDERCHASE IS OFF!

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Dutch’s speech had strong “win one for the Gipper” vibes. #Monsterdon

@msh It's just missing one of the humans having sex with a spider

I mean, I wouldn't say I *want* to see that but it'd be in character

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#monsterdon this spider is too much I am gonna cry lmao

I love when this movie tries to be funny, it make it so much worse

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What is it about gross movies and county fairs? Godmonster of Indian Flats, Tentacles, and a couple others #Monsterdon

so they just... had some b roll of a fair and decided to roll with it? #monsterdon

I wonder how many takes they did to get the close-up shot of the chicken on the grill

(it was actually kind of a cool shot)

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do you think they'll find a way to eat the spiders by the end

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don't bother putting your teeth in to eat, my dude.

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@diazona @srol only for cousins tho

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Stock footage time? #Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion

wins prize for least seasoned BBQ #monsterdon

The Big Space Spider moves like a parade float it's FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

Spiders in the morning. Spiders in the evening. Spiders at supper time. #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Something, something, vigilante mob, bbq, rides, baseball something.

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NO DO NOT RUN

SPIDER ONLY WANTS A FUNNEL CAKE

PWEEZE

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 ok this movie is definitely the setup to Doom

look at that man lovingly caress his meat

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OMG look at Barbara Hale's ivory shirt it has horses or maybe deer on the front yoke! Want want want want

Monsters always seem to invade when there's a fair going on #monsterdon

Wow that fair looks like fun

NOT!

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Giant Spider on the way to their shift at the petting zoo #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

How many children died before they stopped making the carnival swings rides like that #monsterdon

#monsterdon The giant spiders don't really walk, as much as float along. Like the penguin from Blues Brothers. Mostly just a skateboard effect with hidden rope.

That's a lotta chicken quarters. Precious little cheese though. And a very well disguised Coke truck ("it's the real thing")

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is the spider gonna go spinny too? #monsterdon

one things for sure one of them had better go through the portal so we can see spiderverse they have done too much to set it up to not do that #monsterdon

Kester died pretty quietly huh

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"A riot iss an ugly t'ing! UND I t'ink it is just about time that we had one!"

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Aaaand here we spliced in some footage from Pasadena Days '75... #Monsterdon

@srol *and/or

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@hollie

Oh, there's been plenty of cheese. plenty.

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Nevermind, this cinematographer can't pull focus to save their lives apparently

That’s the 3rd Little Buddy,
Drink.
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In some other movie the real/fake diamond thing would be a trope but this movie is too dumb for even dumb tropes.

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I like how no one believes that the crystals in the coconuts are diamonds because that's just ridiculous, but if a guy from NASA says there are 50 ft. spiders crawling through the hills, everyone immediately believes him and gets their gun

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How can anyone have a nice neutron soak with all that ruckus?

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Spiderhuntnposse #Monsterdon

The militia redneck is on the move!
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bald nerds with rifles?

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Oh sure, "everybody go home" works on angry mobs all the time. #monsterdon

we've been trying to tell you to knock it off for at least an hour now, and yet this movie persists. #monsterdon

Did the sheriff get a new face? #Monsterdon

Oh, sorry, there are two.

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@foolishowl The spiders are my favorite. The giant puppet spiders are great!

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PACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRS

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"the energy pattern has to feed off the gravitational field of the black hole"

This is straight-up Star Trek technobabble

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Sour the milk! #Monsterdon

This was back when Giant Spider killing was still NASA's responsibility

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Ah yes, the carnival with a SINGLE RIDE.

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"Our black hole has turned into an open doorway to hell."

They've discovered an entirely new branch of physics!

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Is Alan Hale's shirt EVEN MORE OPEN? #monsterdon

i have been treating the black hole portal as like a wormhole to another spider universe but it also could be a portal to another parallel universe where the earth is completely overrun with spiders and then i have no idea what the christianity subplot means, like ok this timeline is too sinful, we're bringing in the Devout Spider timeline to take over #monsterdon

Naturally, the second I complement the photography, somebody decides "hey it's been a while since we had some unmotivated zooming in and out"

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Oh my god that was a brutal phone call scene. #Monsterdon

Why did the soundtrack decide this was Shaft all of a sudden?

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I want all of you chanting "HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT" as you run!

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 "as... you... wisssshhhhhh"

So far only 1 person can act in this movie. #Monsterdon

That is how the "phone" in a scene

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But will the Polka Festival still be on? #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOOOOOOOOOWL #Monsterdon

POLKA FESTIVAL

Three Days Of Polka Fun!

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HUZZAH

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A miniature black hole? Right here in Wisconsin??

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They could easily walk away from the Giant Spider at a very leisurely pace #Monsterdon

HE SAID THE LINE! #monsterdon

Next up, Giant Spiderman Invasion.

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#monsterdon Vance is a moron. None of this makes any sense. You just say Neutron because it sounds sciencey enough and nobody knows. Rubes. Call the chuck-wagon for those giant spiders. I want them all to die, horribly.

god the audio editing in this is funny. it only barely exists and I kinda love how it contrasts with the reasonably-competent photography

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stoner science, "it just might work"
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Doc Olyphant? #Monsterdon

Did they really just say it just might work‽

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This #Monsterdon really wants to be a bad porn flick even the soundtrack can't help itself

"What are these Gizmos?" I think they are petrified Gremlins fresh off a Mogwai.
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The camera pans to reveal the man in Madison's guest sitting across the desk from him is a giant spider. #monsterdon

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Team Butts vs. Team Spiders

Well there was the rather large Black Morning Spider on Gilligan's Island. #Monsterdon

neutrons huh? At this moment, anything is possible on this movie
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Mst3k folks, skip the skit!

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That gasoline explosion was 90% human caused, maybe 10% spiders #monsterdon

McQuay Norris made pistons rings and a small selection of auto parts. In the 1930's they made a series of really weird cars called "Aluminum Eggs."

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@moira 👍

👀 🕷️

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Big Spider Beck

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uhhgh I can see her plastic surgery wrinkles

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IT JUST MIGHT WORK

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