@wohali That's a euphemism! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth That is what JD Vance's wife sounds like three nights a week.

HEYOOOOOOO

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by the smoke in the hole, I guess the spiders have dry ice
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@ramsey I'm pretty sure they just need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. That's what Dr Who would do.
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Say 'gizmos' again, motherf*cker

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You left the windows down. That car is gonna be full of spiders.

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yeah always have to turn the microphone over twice, just like USB

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Alan Hale is at least trying to act now, not being a giggling fool

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I sure am glad they remembered how cameras work and that you need light and to not be burying them in the dirt

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Poor spider just wants to take all its children to the fair.

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@ColesStreetPothole He's one ascot away from a Agar "space movie!" #Monsterdon

...so many drones!
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it looks like nothing at all, they literally did nothing to make the spider portal not just look like a dirt pile #monsterdon

#monsterdon :mst3k_silhouettes: GOOOoooo PACKERRRRZ

(I guess green bay fans were a bit unruly the year mst sent this one up or something)

Oh good. Bad day for night. Now we're in familiar territory. #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Maybe the spider just wanted to watch a baseball game and eat some cotton candy

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Yep, that sure is a convincing hole to the Spider Dimension.

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"Look honey it's already happening" me as I put honey in my tea #monsterdon

"...you've heard of a fish boil?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, this isn't anything like that."

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Wait, they are just walking back into the field where the giant spider chased them?
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I've gotten to know this town well enough to know that swarms of giant space spiders can only be an improvement

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Did he call her honey?!?

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No no, let the idiot jump into the spider pit, Della. He deserves it. #Monsterdon

the i n i t i a t o r
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This is a different sheriff, who's acting less like the welcome wagon and more like a sheriff.

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"look honey" ????? what horrible thing did i miss? #monsterdon

dan dan the neutron man

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when did we establish knowing how to close the black hole portal!?!?!?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 showering things with neutrons is always safe

@paco If you shoot the cue ball, that counts as a scratch, and you will be penalized.

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@brooke Hooray for boobies! #Monsterdon

so, hell is breaking loose and all the sheriff can do is use the phone?
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Wait, I'm pretty sure that the spider used pyrokinesis to explode those cars

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How long before they try killing the spideys with fire? There's 20 minutes left in the movie #monsterdon

Ah, my favorite past time.

Rolling down a hill while being chased by a dire spider.

:blobcatmmm: #Monsterdon

Looks like N7473X has been reassigned, or at least repainted.

https://abpic.co.uk/pictures/registration/N7473X

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has every crashed vehicle exploded so far? #monsterdon

I mean, if I had to deal with a giant spider invasion, I would simply construct a very large bathtub

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This is what it's going to look like next week when ppl actually start shooting at the 'aliens' #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

#monsterdon I love the woooOOUuuûœóøûéëoooowwuuuú noise the spiders make

Those are not regulation pool cues. #monsterdon

Love those giant spider practical effects

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If a giant spider from a parallel universe actually showed up, some group of scientists would try to make friends with it

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10 percent of this film is this guy answering the phone #monsterdon

@floatybirb Does that really happen? I have watched a lot of Caplyta commercials on Tubi so I am behind.

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another lot of random archive footage.
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A close up of chicken cooking at the carnival is ESSENTIAL CINEMATOGRAPHY.

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The spiders are just trying to participate in the marathon!

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_You_ make the joke about a police officer applying Band-Aid® after Band-Aid®….

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WAR ON SPIDERS! GRAB YOUR GUNS! GRAB YOUR COUSINS! WOO PACKERS! GRAB YOUR COUSINS GUNS! LETS GO OFF HALF COCKED!
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i am HOWLING!! that would have been a fun day of filming

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It's an open shirt contest!

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I have to admit, that scene is pretty cool with all the kids running from the spider

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PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOOOOOOOOOWL!! #monsterdon #TheGiandSpiderInvasion

I think that spider stole 2nd base. #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

TAKE ME OUT TO THE SPIDER INVASION

MAKE ME RUN IN THE CROWD

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AHAHAHAHA best shot ever #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

I think the Godmonster of Indian Flats would be best buds with Giant Spider.

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I LOVE how the giant spider is just left alone to wander around the field!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! minding her own business!!!!!!!!!! just doing spider things!!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

I want to ride on the spider float

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Look at all these possibly actual fair-goers!

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AND THE THIRD SPIDERCHASE IS OFF!

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Dutch’s speech had strong “win one for the Gipper” vibes. #Monsterdon

@msh It's just missing one of the humans having sex with a spider

I mean, I wouldn't say I *want* to see that but it'd be in character

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Hey #monsterdon fans! You can become the proud owner of this very film, for the right price! https://www.imdb.com/news/ni65003199/

#monsterdon this spider is too much I am gonna cry lmao

I love when this movie tries to be funny, it make it so much worse

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Eat them all my Spider brethren, eat all the colonisers!

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so they just... had some b roll of a fair and decided to roll with it? #monsterdon

What is it about gross movies and county fairs? Godmonster of Indian Flats, Tentacles, and a couple others #Monsterdon

do you think they'll find a way to eat the spiders by the end

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I wonder how many takes they did to get the close-up shot of the chicken on the grill

(it was actually kind of a cool shot)

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don't bother putting your teeth in to eat, my dude.

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@diazona @srol only for cousins tho

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Stock footage time? #Monsterdon 🕷 #GiantSpiderInvasion

wins prize for least seasoned BBQ #monsterdon

The Big Space Spider moves like a parade float it's FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

Spiders in the morning. Spiders in the evening. Spiders at supper time. #monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

NO DO NOT RUN

SPIDER ONLY WANTS A FUNNEL CAKE

PWEEZE

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Something, something, vigilante mob, bbq, rides, baseball something.

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look at that man lovingly caress his meat

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 ok this movie is definitely the setup to Doom

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OMG look at Barbara Hale's ivory shirt it has horses or maybe deer on the front yoke! Want want want want

Monsters always seem to invade when there's a fair going on #monsterdon

Wow that fair looks like fun

NOT!

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Giant Spider on the way to their shift at the petting zoo #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

How many children died before they stopped making the carnival swings rides like that #monsterdon

#monsterdon The giant spiders don't really walk, as much as float along. Like the penguin from Blues Brothers. Mostly just a skateboard effect with hidden rope.

That's a lotta chicken quarters. Precious little cheese though. And a very well disguised Coke truck ("it's the real thing")

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is the spider gonna go spinny too? #monsterdon

one things for sure one of them had better go through the portal so we can see spiderverse they have done too much to set it up to not do that #monsterdon

Kester died pretty quietly huh

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"A riot iss an ugly t'ing! UND I t'ink it is just about time that we had one!"

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Don't know about y'all, but in Angry Mob of Drunk Yahoos vs. Giant Spider, my $ is on the spider

Any takers??

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Aaaand here we spliced in some footage from Pasadena Days '75... #Monsterdon

@srol *and/or

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@hollie

Oh, there's been plenty of cheese. plenty.

#monsterdon

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Nevermind, this cinematographer can't pull focus to save their lives apparently

In some other movie the real/fake diamond thing would be a trope but this movie is too dumb for even dumb tropes.

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