they actually did hurt a lot of people making this movie so he's not wrong about that

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I think the doctors are acting in a completely different movie that just happens also to be about giant spiders.

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Packers? PAcKERS! WOOOO! Go Packers. Go guns! Go away cops. Booo!
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The spider's eyes have blinking lights like a halloween decoration, simply terrifying #monsterdon

you can tell it's a Space spider because it's levitating several feet off the ground #monsterdon

@amyfou Maybe that's what the spiders came for

Polka is four times as fun with eight legs

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Yay giant space spider chasing all the townschildren around the carnival go giant space spider!

loot that body! gonna loot that body now!

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The spiders do appear to have hit a growth plateau. #monsterdon

Spider's all like, "...no, you're trapped in here with ME!"

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I like the big glowing giant spider eyes. #Monsterdon

I don't know why this pisses me off so much but he has the same sense of urgency as a teacher with a hangover reading the syllabus #Monsterdon

Look, if you bring in the national guard, they're going to do what the national guard does best: massacre the crowd.

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#monsterdon Meanwhile, back in town, outside an all-ages show featuring the Violent Femmes

Will the Big Space Spider eat that goddam preacher already or what #Monsterdon

@diazona It's true, they have these big umbilical cords that tether them to power and when they disconnect they can only run for 1 to 5 minutes depending on plot needs

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I may have been watching too much Evangelion lately

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Go to Gleason, WI to see the framework for the VW Giant Spider, found in the woods in 2012, by film historian Bill Dexter.

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Do the spiders go to the polka festival.

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Oh so giant spider Invasion exists in a Cinematic Universe where they know about the Jaws movie

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#Monsterdon Bubbler!

The scientists don't actually have a plan to kill the spiders.

They've just got a plan to close the portal. #monsterdon

These cars must have a gas kiddie pool instead of a gas tank to explode so easily #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Ironic because some of the spiders are full of car

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I'm imagining Tubi increasing the frequency and duration of the commercials so that I never actually get any closer to the end of the movie

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ok, that's a pretty good shot of the spider. no wheels holding it up, at least.

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EVIL DIES TONIGHT! #monsterdon

You ever see that movie that's better than our movie? Well our movie's better! #monsterdon

"Look honey. It's happening. A black hole. It's smoking hot."
More falling over? The are the second clumsiest scientists after the ones in Prometheus.
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Sheriff sits on his ass the whole movie then calls the national guard

I know we like to dunk on day-for-night, but the reason it's so common is because if you actually shoot at night, even with pretty decent lighting, you may end up with this

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why didn't NASA immediately like call in idk "the military" or whatever, why is NASA still running the giant spider show #monsterdon

I love the hand pump water fountain!

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@paco That's what Geordi LaForge would do. Doctor Who would wave their sonic screwdriver at it and spout some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.

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I'M MAD! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 yes, giant spider, destroy the county faire. give the people what they want

@brooke And yet they were not enough to give the actress a career beyond the three films she made after this #monsterdon

listen, if they want a bunch of mass to feed to the spider black hole, they could do worse than sending the mob there. with that many fatheads in one place, it's sure to do the job. #monsterdon

I checked in to the livestream at https://miru.miyaku.media/ if I missed anything I'm sure it's in the stream here

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We've entered the mob-scene portion of our feature.

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Yes! We have achieved Spider Chaos. The plan is for the townspeople to shoot each other.
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Black hole, dirt hole, who cares #monsterdon

Hey it looks like downtown Columbus during an OSU game. A lot less cars on fire

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"We KILL people who know what they're doing!"

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Okay Alan, we just need you to sit in this office and pretend to answer the phone for about 20min. There's TWO bottles of Jack Daniel's in it for you. #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

This was filmed on ISO25 film stock in the fucking dark, and the camera operator couldn't find the focus either.

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wisconsiners when the booze runs out
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Did they actually film at a carnival? Sure looks like it! #monsterdon

#monsterdon You know why we're all here, why we're all so very close together? Everyone strip! It's a rage orgy!

[obligatory Packers reference]

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I wanna ride the chair-plane!

Evil dies tonight!

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Did he just call Dr Langer honey? Did they fall in love?

More flopping around on the ground. These two are PROFESSIONAL ACTORS.
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"The spiders are all over at Gleason!"

They heard about the new used car dealership opening! #Monsterdon

@wohali That's a euphemism! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth That is what JD Vance's wife sounds like three nights a week.

HEYOOOOOOO

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by the smoke in the hole, I guess the spiders have dry ice
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@ramsey I'm pretty sure they just need to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. That's what Dr Who would do.
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Say 'gizmos' again, motherf*cker

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You left the windows down. That car is gonna be full of spiders.

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yeah always have to turn the microphone over twice, just like USB

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Alan Hale is at least trying to act now, not being a giggling fool

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I sure am glad they remembered how cameras work and that you need light and to not be burying them in the dirt

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@ColesStreetPothole He's one ascot away from a Agar "space movie!" #Monsterdon

...so many drones!
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it looks like nothing at all, they literally did nothing to make the spider portal not just look like a dirt pile #monsterdon

#monsterdon :mst3k_silhouettes: GOOOoooo PACKERRRRZ

(I guess green bay fans were a bit unruly the year mst sent this one up or something)

Oh good. Bad day for night. Now we're in familiar territory. #Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion

Maybe the spider just wanted to watch a baseball game and eat some cotton candy

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Yep, that sure is a convincing hole to the Spider Dimension.

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"Look honey it's already happening" me as I put honey in my tea #monsterdon

"...you've heard of a fish boil?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, this isn't anything like that."

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Wait, they are just walking back into the field where the giant spider chased them?
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I've gotten to know this town well enough to know that swarms of giant space spiders can only be an improvement

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Did he call her honey?!?

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No no, let the idiot jump into the spider pit, Della. He deserves it. #Monsterdon

the i n i t i a t o r
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This is a different sheriff, who's acting less like the welcome wagon and more like a sheriff.

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"look honey" ????? what horrible thing did i miss? #monsterdon

dan dan the neutron man

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when did we establish knowing how to close the black hole portal!?!?!?? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 showering things with neutrons is always safe

@brooke Hooray for boobies! #Monsterdon

so, hell is breaking loose and all the sheriff can do is use the phone?
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How long before they try killing the spideys with fire? There's 20 minutes left in the movie #monsterdon

Ah, my favorite past time.

Rolling down a hill while being chased by a dire spider.

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Looks like N7473X has been reassigned, or at least repainted.

https://abpic.co.uk/pictures/registration/N7473X

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I mean, if I had to deal with a giant spider invasion, I would simply construct a very large bathtub

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This is what it's going to look like next week when ppl actually start shooting at the 'aliens' #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

#monsterdon I love the woooOOUuuûœóøûéëoooowwuuuú noise the spiders make

Those are not regulation pool cues. #monsterdon

Love those giant spider practical effects

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If a giant spider from a parallel universe actually showed up, some group of scientists would try to make friends with it

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10 percent of this film is this guy answering the phone #monsterdon

@floatybirb Does that really happen? I have watched a lot of Caplyta commercials on Tubi so I am behind.

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another lot of random archive footage.
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A close up of chicken cooking at the carnival is ESSENTIAL CINEMATOGRAPHY.

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The spiders are just trying to participate in the marathon!

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_You_ make the joke about a police officer applying Band-Aid® after Band-Aid®….

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