The Doctor is a LADY???!!! #Monsterdon

Buckle up: sexism ahead.
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See I'm just super sexist
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Oh, I see, it's funny because she's a Doctor AND a woman, hah, hah, sigh.

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They're really dragging this joke out.

Turns out the scientist is actually her puppy.

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You see Dr. your appointment is with me, a woman

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It's misogyny all the way down, Doctor! #monsterdon

...Oh yeah. Creepy dude personally setting feminism back thirty years on film right here. #Monsterdon

I'm out of breath just watching him

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This lady is indoctranating innocent children into a secular *a giant spider bites my head off* #monsterdon

#monsterdon *yelling at the astronomer* DON'T POINT LASERS UP PLEASE I don't care if you think you see a drone

Why do so many of these movies have the astronomer expert also being the person who works the local planetarium?

Has there ever been a time when that was a job for experts?

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Back before the invention of elevators.

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quaser why i hardly know

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"Let me show you my conception of the beginning of the universe"

Big opening!

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"I've gotta keep up my strength for more 'revival.'"

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Meanwhile our rapey side character eats breakfast with his bare hands, and we felt the need to include that. #monsterdon

*pulls up blanket and falls asleep in the planetarium*
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:bing: when did they legalize no-fault divorce

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SCIENCE TIME

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I'm going to personally murder this man

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I am also half metaphysics and half astrophysics i guess

Watching all those greasy 70s sets and people #monsterdon

Shut up dude, he's trying to sing The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to you. #Monsterdon

Spiderwebs. It's a start.

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these are not good enough actors to portray that sort of antagonism.

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I also want the horse picture hanging in their hallway - that might be one of those latch-hook rug kits?

Every human character in this movie is disgruntled.
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ooh pretty thistle footage #monsterdon

#monsterdon GAY PLANT PEOPLE

Half-ass trophysics? #monsterdon

Awful lot of flowers on these guys desks.

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Wait. Those scenes were in WISCONSIN? Did I miss something, it seemed so much like the Southwest to me. #monsterdon

Did I hear "half metaphysics and half astrophysics"?

wat 🤦

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"More freaky stuff from northern Wisconsin"

Phrases we should put on another Monsterdon t-shirt

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what a lovely pajamas.
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They're just throwing big words into this scene, aren't they?

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Not the gamma ray shower! #Monsterdon

Vance the plant gay ❤️ #Monsterdon

Does that make him a florasexual? #Monsterdon

United States Air Force Strategic Command and High School

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okay that's kind of a neat shot

actual visual foreshadowing using glasses

_some_ intern wanted to learn _something_ from making this film

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Another woman of science trying to warn the world, who won't get her due

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 ok i love that shot with the glasses and it's like multiple eyes

FORESHADOWING YALL

Someone please tell the actors their motivation is NOT to do each other in every scene #Monsterdon

The scientist has a red phone!

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#monsterdon That bit with the sheriff delivering three awful gags into the phone and then staring right down the barrel of the camera... hoo boy.

Spiders, please eat him.

Don't wait.

Start now.

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Mr. Back Braces is back! #Monsterdon

Gamma ray showers with dropping barometers oh no!

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"'bout scared the death out of me" actually sounds like a good thing?

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butt-crack stain
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did bro just break the fourth wall and then remember this wasn't that kind of movie mid-line? A+
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We can't get plex to work. I downloaded the video, but plex won't stream it. @steggy and I are late to #monsterdon. :blobsad:

@srol Very true but it just feels wrong to mention that movie in the same sentence as this one 😂

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@yatsu Flying *fish*, maybe. #Monsterdon

Flying saucers want you! #Monsterdon

RED PHONES ARE HOT

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That's some classic awooga. They don't make 'em like that anymore. #monsterdon

Phones! Phones everywhere! #Monsterdon

Erotic truss play

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@strangefour Having lived in the Wisconson-adjacent Upper
Peninsula for a while, this tracks.

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This farm is reminding me so much of the one in Men in Black. Which also involves an extraterrestrial object filled with large bugs crashing into a rural farm. #monsterdon

Meanwhile, on the set of Wargames... #Monsterdon

Military music! That'll show 'em!

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#monsterdon He's tired because the revival is pretty hot in the sack, don’tchaknow.

Is this what happening in New Jersey right now? Curious minds want to know!

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"What the god damn hell was that" #monsterdon

"What in the goddamn hell was that?"

Well, I'm gonna say... Sparklers in a pit. #Monsterdon

when u try to do the akira bike slide but fail ​:BlobCat_Cry:​

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incredibly convincing motorcycle explosion

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ok that explosion did NOT start with that motorcycle

and having ditched a similar Honda in my life, they wouldn't light on fire like that either.... heh. wild.

very ready for the wibbly synth monster to appear!

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WIPE OUT #monsterdon

Yes, get OUT of the car, where it's safe. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'm assuming you're talking about the humans

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excellent sky effects A+ #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 finally a fucking meteor

Of course there's hellfire and brimstone right out the gate

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KILL THEM

KILL THEM PLEASE #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That porch pillar is living its best life.

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I am pleased tho with the position of this movie on organized religion so far

Turns out the preacher had it wrong it wasn't locusts we had to worry about at all

It was thirsty ladies

Oh. And Space Spiders too, I guess

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Well that can't be good for the crops :kaboom:

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This is a North American comet. European comets are slightly lower pitched.

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I am BEHIND on the SPIDER MOVIE!! Especially since Tubi forced me to watch three commercials for, like, Fanduel 🙄

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people in the 70s sure were sweaty

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"Can you come again tomorrow night?" nudge nudge wink wink

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Wait, were the locusts ever "given power?"

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@Copperplate 'MURICA

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BLEUGH

GREASY GODDAMN FILM #Monsterdon

And spiders, he's gonna rain spiders.

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These spiders need Jesus?

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AH yes, he's tuned to the all-porno music radio station.

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Skipper gives no fucks about this movie. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the chicken jumping out of the truck hell yeah

They got white poverty down pretty good

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Nice pitcher of scotch that woman's drinking. #Monsterdon

those pants. #monsterdon

The editing in this movie, the cuts are so sudden, I am about to have a panic attack #Monsterdon