Oops historical continuity error, helicopters were not invented until 2013 by Elon Musk

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Die movie #monsterdon

oh god the daughter is a step daughter. i NEED THIS TO STOP HOLY SHIT

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what is happening. can it not be happening #monsterdon

We have coffee! Now, if somebody would smoke ...

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Plot twist...the Space Spiders are not the creepiest thing in this #Monsterdon

Oh! It's the pretty spider again! I think it's called the Mexican Fireleg.

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 you want to get *away* from spiders so you went to the unfinished log cabin?

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oh we don't know what happened to her. if i know my spider horror she'll be in a spider cocoon #monsterdon

#monsterdon Big fan of that large plush spider being tossed at our heroine from just off screen. Perfection.

This whole movie was filmed on undercooked pork. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 *whoa* drawer spider!

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#monsterdon A diamond is a diamond, you inbred country bilabial fricative.

This dude is a diamond expert?

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wait did that lady die. i was too busy laughing about halloween props

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Yeah glad there's a mst3k version to watch 🍿

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ugh, gross, i think that conversation may have turned me off permanently. #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's charming when he wants nookie. Afterwards, he's a pile of shit. Come on spiders, go get 'em.

So... she's a drunk, he's cheating, and there are space coconuts full of diamonds and spiders? Is that it?

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@CactuarJoe The glowing red eyes were the best part.

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Sure tear up her driveway like an ass.

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Prop guy throws four-foot-long plush spider on actress. Badly.

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Welcome to Spirit Halloween!

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Oh sure, run into the barn, there's DEFINITELY nothing i- HA HA HA HA oh my god, I've seen better spiders at Spirit Halloween XD #Monsterdon

That is some exponential spider growth in one minute #monsterdon

#monsterdon GIANT SOCK DRAWER SPIDER

help help the halloween decoration fell down from the attic! #monsterdon

@SordidAmok i knew it it is secret prohibition propaganda #Monsterdon

lol, did the spider just teleport and increase in size?

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Did they run out of soundtrack there for a few seconds?
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she screamed and so did the dresser spider #monsterdon

Spider horror movies really depend on the audience being afraid of spiders. #monsterdon

okay, drawer spider is hilarious

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Ope, there we go, that was a pretty big spider, nevermind

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It's called a trap drawer spider!

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@SordidAmok no, the alcoholism is very, very real

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@davesdogmaggie ahhhh,, this film has hidden levels....#Monsterdon

I'm sure there's a weird cocktail bar somewhere that serves drinks with spiders in them #Monsterdon

,,,and I don't mean spiders #monsterdon

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A lot of dead bodies showing up mysteriously is the perfect opportunity to kill your husband. What is wrong with this woman?

Is this going to be 'spider on lady's bare leg' which would legitimately freak my wife out, so....fair does

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@SesameSquirrel They seem pretty regular-sized so far - not a giant in the bunch!

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@Taweret i sorta zoned out on most of earlier but i choose to imagine in this universe that there actually are stars composed entirely of spiders so i am choosing to believe that the diamonds are extremely compressed spiders and once they are opened they slowly expand into ever larger and more spiders #monsterdon

@Lazarou Wolf spider. Makes sense. #Monsterdon

@ohiofi biology + geology = physics 😂

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Y'know, chocolate geodes are pretty easy and fun to make, and are also actually delicious.

unlike this movie

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@davesdogmaggie spiders howl like wolves, don't you know? ;) #monsterdon

brushing hair

96... 97... 98... 99... 100. There, now I can talk to the lady in the mirror.

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These people are all terrible, the entire state of Wisconsin should be offended

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@diazona I'll have spider eggs bacon and spider, spider spider spider spam spam spam
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#monsterdon Teehee! Hot rocks! Lets see if I can stuff this one in my cooter and you can catch it with a mitt! It'll be fun! Ooooh!

@CactuarJoe hope you're not watching the 4k remaster! #monsterdon

Spiders, please eat that guy #monsterdon

What the fuck is she laughing about? Hot rocks? #Monsterdon

So he's just going there to get his rocks off?

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The spiders probably wanted nothing do with these people

I hope they got paid well for their troubles

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everyone is so repulsive

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spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider

it's just stuck in my head now

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Tarantulas from geode eggs. That's so cute! #monsterdon

@SordidAmok I don’t think this movie knows what a metaphor is. #Monsterdon

I mean the actor playing the farmer is giving it his best shot, 'earnest' is how I'd put it.

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I swear if this douche canoe survives.....

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#monsterdon Did that deeply unpleasant drunken farmer just open-palm grab a roughly volleyball sized rock? The physics of this are all wrong.

Eep, a dead mime! With a partially eaten skeletal arm? Someone just going around dumping dead mimes in fields now? This movie has too many competing plot lines.

What's a matter with you?

Oh, you know, just found some dead dude in the pasture, had to dig a shallow grave, tough morning

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Blending my vodka and tomato juice like a normal fucking human being. #Monsterdon

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Never rooted harder for spiders to kill someone.

#monsterdon These are not giant killer spiders. These are hungry pet store tarantulas and I'll be very grumpy if they don't get to eat soon. Cows, people, the horny housewife, her fat plodding husband, anyone at all. I mean, lets get to chowing down time. Chop chop.

so, you're mad that your wife drinks too much, but your very first response to seeing a mysterious dead body is to bury it? okay. #monsterdon

No Geigers to count 😑

Okay, Archie Bunker.

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Oh, the motorcyclist was a Juggalo? Makes sense. Steal his Faygo.

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Well, that wasn't in the mst3k version.

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here we go spiders here we go 👏 👏

here we go spiders here we go 👏 👏
here we go spiders here we go 👏 👏
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I hope the tarantula was wearing eye protection #monsterdon

oop, found him (most of him at least). #monsterdon

@trixter deffo on the cute space spiders side #monsterdon

come on, spiders. you got this

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#monsterdon anyone who has anything bad to say about this woman- this movie was made 1 year after women were allowed to have independent bank accounts in the usa

The acting and character development is not half-bad in this. Also not half-good but ignore that

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Prunes DO do a better job than physics.

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Seriously, I'm looking forward to all of these characters getting eaten by spiders. Go spiders!

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Now I wonder if the stuff in a geode actually cuts glass....

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"Little pink spiders," that old cliche #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf The spider has better things to do than appearing in this film

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She was behind pajama dude with a hammer. She has no excuses now.

Yes, spiders! Kill, my little friends! Kill! #Monsterdon

This is how small town newspaper / cop talk actually works in a restaurant, I am serious

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I hope the tarantula handler got well paid. #Monsterdon

I guess compare those spider egg geodes (with diamonds) with Weaubleau eggs. (which probably come from an impact event in Missouri)

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@Taweret There's a hammer and a chisel RIGHT THERE

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Cameraman pans down and ... the spider is off their mark. Must pan around to find spider.

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It's true, everyone in the USA in the 70s were total pieces of shit

They still are, but they were then too

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Oh no! The rocks had pet-store tarantulas in them! #monsterdon

I'm team spider AND team murder at this point

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Ma'am, just shove the diamonds in a sack and start driving. I promise you it's a better idea than whatever you were thinking. #Monsterdon

@socketwench Well there's still the spiders...

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Just like it was BEFORE WHAT

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if you murdered him, all the diamonds would be yours

just sayin

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I wonder how this Sheriff would react if somebody who wasn't as white as he drove into town? I think he's that sort of sheriff.

Oh, he's a physics sheriff is he? Hmmmm

The greedy, misogynistic Farmer can die by many spiders, many spiders.....in every hole....

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