I mean the actor playing the farmer is giving it his best shot, 'earnest' is how I'd put it.

#monsterdon

I swear if this douche canoe survives.....

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Did that deeply unpleasant drunken farmer just open-palm grab a roughly volleyball sized rock? The physics of this are all wrong.

Eep, a dead mime! With a partially eaten skeletal arm? Someone just going around dumping dead mimes in fields now? This movie has too many competing plot lines.

What's a matter with you?

Oh, you know, just found some dead dude in the pasture, had to dig a shallow grave, tough morning

#Monsterdon

Blending my vodka and tomato juice like a normal fucking human being. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Never rooted harder for spiders to kill someone.

#monsterdon These are not giant killer spiders. These are hungry pet store tarantulas and I'll be very grumpy if they don't get to eat soon. Cows, people, the horny housewife, her fat plodding husband, anyone at all. I mean, lets get to chowing down time. Chop chop.

so, you're mad that your wife drinks too much, but your very first response to seeing a mysterious dead body is to bury it? okay. #monsterdon

No Geigers to count 😑

Okay, Archie Bunker.

#Monsterdon

Oh, the motorcyclist was a Juggalo? Makes sense. Steal his Faygo.

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Well, that wasn't in the mst3k version.

#monsterdon

here we go spiders here we go 👏 👏

here we go spiders here we go 👏 👏
here we go spiders here we go 👏 👏
#monsterdon

oop, found him (most of him at least). #monsterdon

@trixter deffo on the cute space spiders side #monsterdon

come on, spiders. you got this

#monsterdon

#monsterdon anyone who has anything bad to say about this woman- this movie was made 1 year after women were allowed to have independent bank accounts in the usa

The acting and character development is not half-bad in this. Also not half-good but ignore that

#monsterdon

Prunes DO do a better job than physics.

#Monsterdon

Seriously, I'm looking forward to all of these characters getting eaten by spiders. Go spiders!

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"Little pink spiders," that old cliche #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf The spider has better things to do than appearing in this film

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She was behind pajama dude with a hammer. She has no excuses now.

Yes, spiders! Kill, my little friends! Kill! #Monsterdon

This is how small town newspaper / cop talk actually works in a restaurant, I am serious

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I hope the tarantula handler got well paid. #Monsterdon

I guess compare those spider egg geodes (with diamonds) with Weaubleau eggs. (which probably come from an impact event in Missouri)

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@Taweret There's a hammer and a chisel RIGHT THERE

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Cameraman pans down and ... the spider is off their mark. Must pan around to find spider.

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It's true, everyone in the USA in the 70s were total pieces of shit

They still are, but they were then too

#monsterdon

Oh no! The rocks had pet-store tarantulas in them! #monsterdon

I'm team spider AND team murder at this point

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Ma'am, just shove the diamonds in a sack and start driving. I promise you it's a better idea than whatever you were thinking. #Monsterdon

@socketwench Well there's still the spiders...

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Just like it was BEFORE WHAT

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if you murdered him, all the diamonds would be yours

just sayin

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I wonder how this Sheriff would react if somebody who wasn't as white as he drove into town? I think he's that sort of sheriff.

Oh, he's a physics sheriff is he? Hmmmm

The greedy, misogynistic Farmer can die by many spiders, many spiders.....in every hole....

#monsterdon

Welp, no redeemable characters in this film, then.

#monsterdon

OH NO NOT AN UNUSUAL ROCK!! 😱

#Monsterdon

Sir, you have pronounced it "nassau" every time you have said it in the film so far. You are in no position to correct anyone. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Actually maybe they're space coconuts. I bet the Sheriff knows someone who could deal with those.

Hmm.

Maybe if you just found a buncha cattle dead in your pasture, ya might not want to try examining the mysterious rocks you found next to the bodies in the kitchen?

Surely you have a workshop, or a barn, or something?

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#monsterdon I'm having a hard time believing that two farmers would be this fascinated by a few roughly spherical rocks. They've seen a river before, right? Surely?

(Aw look, li'l bébé space spider! There it goes)

well now we know it can cut plexiglass, now how about real glass?

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"You never were any good with a tool." But he is a tool.
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NASA ain't a town in the Bahamas y'all #Monsterdon

was really hoping that chisel would slip and end up in his chest

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"I can't tell what kind of critter done that."

I have a fairly good idea, given the title.

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Sure, go ahead and fuck with whatever the hell you found in the kitchen. #monsterdon #teamspiders

These clowns have never seen a geode before? #monsterdon

Come on, spider, eat them...

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WE HAVE SPIDER, I REPEAT, WE HAVE SPIDER

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So, geodes are actually spider eggs?

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tarantula in a geode! #monsterdon

List of men who should not be given large hammers or sharp objects: ThIS GUY #Monsterdon

I want her to bury the hammer in his head.
#Monsterdon

Did he say “a Limburger cheese smile”? #Monsterdon

hit him with the hammer

#monsterdon

Sheriff please button up your shirt. 😭

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"ooh, prunes!"

#Monsterdon

@diazona Cleanse this movie with holy fire, dear spider gods. #Monsterdon

@jammerb This film has more than it's fair share of overweight people

#monsterdon

LIMBERGER CHEESE SMILE

What the fuck does that even mean?

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'm just holding out for the spiders

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Alright, Helga… keep your secrets.

Oh we have found the coolest pare of this dumb movie. Geode eggs laid by a giant spider. But I guess we'll get back to them
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Heavy date - the operative word is "heavy"

#monsterdon
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how long 'til their internal organs start melting, anyway? should be any moment now, right?

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"I told you something landed here last night"

This is where we discover how lethal that radioactivity is right?

#Monsterdon

"i told you something landed here last night."
it was a theremin.

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Did that cow head make her fall due to its extreme gravitational attraction? #monsterdon

Sheriff Jones is the "Jolly Red Giant"?

You mean he's a communist?!?

#monsterdon

Look, if you wanted me to believe this is Wisconsin, give them long sleeves. Otherwise this reads Colorado to me. #monsterdon

These giant spiders are sure spinning their webs in some tight spaces

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It's OK it's fine we'll just cut up these decaying chunks of cow into steaks and sell them to the cafe

Honestly the Space Spiders really should eat that guy first #Monsterdon

The spiders have taken a shining to our most valuable resource in America. BEEF. Truly horrifying #Monsterdon

Checkhov's Cobweb

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Don't worry, inside-out meat is probably still delicious. #monsterdon

Someone saw The Godfather a few years prior to making this film. The horse head was a big hit, so why not a cow's head? Clearly a winning formula.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Rabbit Turds from Rice Krispies. The idiomatic expressions are idiotic.

I would seriously push this guy into the nearest abandoned well

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai always have been, always will be

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"It's against every known law of physics." So, it's basically illegal then? #monsterdon

Back to the tea I guess. #monsterdon

@jsadow it's been so done, like the MCU, and Star wars tv shows....

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That was a cows head. I love it. From silly pointless idomatic expressions that nobody uses at all, to tripping on grass. Lethal, dangerous, totally flat, lawn.

I love how the writers went out of their way to show how mysogynistic this guy is.

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou What do you have against incest sex comedy?

#Monsterdon

Surprise decapitated cow's head!

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OKAY WHICH GODFATHER DID YOU PISS OFF THIS TIME EARL

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Good point.
Be careful, Spiders!
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The Doctor is a WOMAN 🙀🙀🙀 #Monsterdon

spi-DERS spi-DERS spi-DERS !!!!!!! #monsterdon

Wouldn't mind having one of those oscilloscopes ngl

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Prop room must have had a special on oscilloscopes.

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Come for the Giant Spider Invasion, stay for the Sexist Bro from NASA

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What is UP with the geometry of this building? Up stairs, down stairs, all kids of decor, apparently there's an observatory SOMEWHERE in here... #Monsterdon

Just cut the dialog so we can see the itsy bitsy spider. #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai welp, go get the b53! --dad #Monsterdon

"and the barometer dropping like wall street" BOOOOOO #monsterdon

This is the most 1970s staircase ever built.

#monsterdon