#monsterdon GAY PLANT PEOPLE

Half-ass trophysics? #monsterdon

Awful lot of flowers on these guys desks.

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Wait. Those scenes were in WISCONSIN? Did I miss something, it seemed so much like the Southwest to me. #monsterdon

Did I hear "half metaphysics and half astrophysics"?

wat 🤦

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"More freaky stuff from northern Wisconsin"

Phrases we should put on another Monsterdon t-shirt

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what a lovely pajamas.
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They're just throwing big words into this scene, aren't they?

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Vance the plant gay ❤️ #Monsterdon

Not the gamma ray shower! #Monsterdon

Does that make him a florasexual? #Monsterdon

United States Air Force Strategic Command and High School

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Okay movie. You're trying something. The camera man got creative. I'll give you one star for that shot.
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okay that's kind of a neat shot

actual visual foreshadowing using glasses

_some_ intern wanted to learn _something_ from making this film

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Another woman of science trying to warn the world, who won't get her due

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 ok i love that shot with the glasses and it's like multiple eyes

FORESHADOWING YALL

Someone please tell the actors their motivation is NOT to do each other in every scene #Monsterdon

The scientist has a red phone!

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These pilots must be the ones that were accused by the Giant Spider Invasion truthers of being the ones that actually dropped the Soviet spiders

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#monsterdon That bit with the sheriff delivering three awful gags into the phone and then staring right down the barrel of the camera... hoo boy.

Spiders, please eat him.

Don't wait.

Start now.

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Mr. Back Braces is back! #Monsterdon

Gamma ray showers with dropping barometers oh no!

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"'bout scared the death out of me" actually sounds like a good thing?

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butt-crack stain
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We can't get plex to work. I downloaded the video, but plex won't stream it. @steggy and I are late to #monsterdon. :blobsad:

did bro just break the fourth wall and then remember this wasn't that kind of movie mid-line? A+
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@srol Very true but it just feels wrong to mention that movie in the same sentence as this one 😂

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@yatsu Flying *fish*, maybe. #Monsterdon

Flying saucers want you! #Monsterdon

RED PHONES ARE HOT

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That's some classic awooga. They don't make 'em like that anymore. #monsterdon

Phones! Phones everywhere! #Monsterdon

Erotic truss play

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This farm is reminding me so much of the one in Men in Black. Which also involves an extraterrestrial object filled with large bugs crashing into a rural farm. #monsterdon

@strangefour Having lived in the Wisconson-adjacent Upper
Peninsula for a while, this tracks.

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Meanwhile, on the set of Wargames... #Monsterdon

Military music! That'll show 'em!

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#monsterdon He's tired because the revival is pretty hot in the sack, don’tchaknow.

Is this what happening in New Jersey right now? Curious minds want to know!

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"What the god damn hell was that" #monsterdon

"What in the goddamn hell was that?"

Well, I'm gonna say... Sparklers in a pit. #Monsterdon

when u try to do the akira bike slide but fail ​:BlobCat_Cry:​

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incredibly convincing motorcycle explosion

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Wait, are those pre-wrecked cars?
They were making out in a scrap-yard?

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ok that explosion did NOT start with that motorcycle

and having ditched a similar Honda in my life, they wouldn't light on fire like that either.... heh. wild.

very ready for the wibbly synth monster to appear!

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WIPE OUT #monsterdon

Yes, get OUT of the car, where it's safe. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I'm assuming you're talking about the humans

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excellent sky effects A+ #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 finally a fucking meteor

quick shine a laser at it

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Of course there's hellfire and brimstone right out the gate

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KILL THEM

KILL THEM PLEASE #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That porch pillar is living its best life.

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I am pleased tho with the position of this movie on organized religion so far

Turns out the preacher had it wrong it wasn't locusts we had to worry about at all

It was thirsty ladies

Oh. And Space Spiders too, I guess

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Well that can't be good for the crops :kaboom:

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This is a North American comet. European comets are slightly lower pitched.

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I am BEHIND on the SPIDER MOVIE!! Especially since Tubi forced me to watch three commercials for, like, Fanduel 🙄

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people in the 70s sure were sweaty

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"Can you come again tomorrow night?" nudge nudge wink wink

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Wait, were the locusts ever "given power?"

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@Copperplate 'MURICA

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BLEUGH

GREASY GODDAMN FILM #Monsterdon

And spiders, he's gonna rain spiders.

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These spiders need Jesus?

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AH yes, he's tuned to the all-porno music radio station.

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Skipper gives no fucks about this movie. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the chicken jumping out of the truck hell yeah

They got white poverty down pretty good

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Nice pitcher of scotch that woman's drinking. #Monsterdon

those pants. #monsterdon

The editing in this movie, the cuts are so sudden, I am about to have a panic attack #Monsterdon

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You’re trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson

Mrs. Kester is as drunk as the Salvation Army bell-ringer at Walmart today.

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a lot of interesting denim in this movie so far

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She wants to fuck. #monsterdon

Wow. I have never disliked EVERY human in the movie in under 3 minutes of it starting.
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"grow and grow for the next four days"

Let's go with that, yeah

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I feel like I might have heard Alan Hale use the phrase “Little buddy” somewhere before. #Monsterdon

Wasn't that Shatner spider movie also based in the Southwest? Guess that's just something we were doing in the '70s. #monsterdon

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Hee-haw!

She wants to know if the spiders will give her a belly rub...

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#monsterdon Hey little buddy! I was not prepared for Alan Hale Jr. to rock that out right at the start! Holy moley!

How often do you find roosters in your truck? 🤨

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I wasn't a fan of the hair, but the shirt is doing it for me. #monsterdon

they had him say 'little buddy'

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#monsterdon Katie has already turned her back on me (metaphorically) and on the television (literally).

Little buddy! #monsterdon

Oh sheeiiit

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And he's already said "Little Buddy" in the second line of dialog!

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This movie is so bad, won't take long for you to be Go Team Spiders #Monsterdon

Anyway, let’s go and giantly invade with the spiders! #Monsterdon

Had to miss last week's monster wrestling feature, but I'm back for the spiders!

Go! Go! Go! Time for black holes and giant spiders - or VW beetles with spider legs tacked on the top, if you can't suspend your disbelief enough.

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@JoeWynne @jonny @lytta @diazona @jgamble Two bids even, but I guess you'd have to reach the 75k. Video: https://hachyderm.io/@combatwombat/113641653659397928

Tonights #monsterdon had ~165 participants. That's just $454 each. But what to do with it. I guess Tubi doesn't pay much back for the ads...

@Taweret Some terrific, radiant, humble, thingamajig of a Spider Jesus

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Am still kind of amazed that 4k versions of that movie exists and Paul bought one.

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I take responsibility for having voted for this movie.

It seems to have many messages, none of them good.

The large spider met a predictably disgusting end.

But at least Barbara Hale, better known as Della Street on Perry Mason got to be an action hero astrophysicist, and survived. Neutron bomblet notwithstanding.

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@lytta @jonny @jgamble Yeah that may be for the best

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