"...infantile jackass"
Drink!

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Is this from before ambulances were a thing?

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I suspect that French accent is not, how you say, authentique? #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Should have saved that for the second reel #monsterdon

Can't stop saying Battleship. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Again? I remember it happens alot but we're barely 16 minutes in and the have said "flying battleship so much."
"Here have some whiskey while you are on the phone."
Flying battleship count: 5
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#Monsterdon "Battleship" And she takes a drink, apparently the movie is aware of the drinking game

@forestine
SFX!!!

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it's storming in the movie, and outside my window. A+ #monsterdon

Gumshoe General : i dont see anything but sky.

Prettyboi Pilot: neither do it.
i wonder why.

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"kinda getting starving poets out to make a quick buck with this movie script" energy with this movie

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...Like a heli-carrier? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@floatybirb Long suffering Mitch McAfee is likeable enough I think #monsterdon

I wonder who had to throw the burning plan debris.

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The ice cream men have arrived to take the body.

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Battleship! Drink! #Monsterdon

@wohali oui oui oui! #monsterdon

holy hell the colors in this french guy's house, there's nothing but medical grade LSD in that outrageously rustic wine bottle #monsterdon

Tomorrow when that fella's guests ask "...why does this couch smell funny?" can't wait to hear his response.

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Honh honh honh!

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colourized version is just a little wonky. red flipping to grey sometimes, value-added #Monsterdon

Oh no! The pilot's face slammed into an oil-soaked rag! Or is he just bleeding brown?

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why is a Frenchman in the adirondacks. HON HON HON #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

I am not drinking ANYTHING that guy's pouring. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

And that, folks, is why you keep your lap restraint fastened while the plane is in motion

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@yatsu I honestly think maybe they lost the tape for the dialog audio. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@blogdiva I guess that would have been Idlewild and not La Guardia #monsterdon

On one hand, that was a very milquetoast explosion. On the other, I truly believe they were pelted with flaming wreckage and am a little worried for the actors' safety. #Monsterdon

good thing we were in exactly the right location not to be struck by any of the flaming debris gently ejected from that explosion! #monsterdon

Okay, I might be posting enough to make this a thread #Monsterdon

Buzz boys in trouble!!!

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have they landed in Resistance-era france? i don't understand. #monsterdon

they must be in france
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@floatybirb never underestimate the power of microoxygen #monsterdon

Also, explosion! <marks on bingo card> #Monsterdon

i'm watching the colourized version and i keep getting distracted by the slightly shifting colours #monsterdon

Oh jesus they ACTUALLY threw flaming bits of metal at the cast! What the fuck! #Monsterdon

3.. 2... 1 .... boom
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i'm late what'd i miss #monsterdon

Oh lady you are sassy. Putting some spice on that battleship line.
Flying battleship count: 4
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reacting like sickos at the window to visible wires in a plane crash scene #monsterdon

I love this version of "Everything's Fine".

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Drag Pete around a lot more! That'll really help his head injury! #Monsterdon

Aaaand the plane floats gently to the ground. #Monsterdon

That UFO had the same "make it blurry" power as Bigfoot. 😆 #Monsterdon

Oh no, the pilot faceplanted in the grape jelly!

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Aw, hell, I knew keeping the cockpit coated in engine oil was a mistake! #monsterdon

toy plane! #monsterdon

well, he did better than the pilots in LOST #monsterdon

fly yes, land no. #monsterdon

Oh no! He's got mustard ALL OVER his face!!!

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oops, sorry pilot. #monsterdon

"...brother, that was more than a hat full"

Not what you want to hear in close quarters.

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Oh man, the pilot greased himself! We're on our own now D: #Monsterdon

shout out to the systems engineer, that was a pretty good fall. #monsterdon

Someone built this plane without seat belts. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Klingons, 5 o'clock! #monsterdon #WaitNo

"Flew right over us and dropped a turd on our tail, I oughta say" #monsterdon

RIPilot
Flying battleship count: 3
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That blur gets me every time #Monsterdon

I would just like to take a moment to be thankful that the invention and refinement of air travel came about at a time when people were all in favor of regulating things. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@Zerofactorial it made me think of 'puberty love' and was ready for someone to start singing #monsterdon

masculinity in this era means constantly looking like your eerily babylike face is on the verge of crying #monsterdon

"I hate it when they smear Vaseline on the windows" #Monsterdon

all these guys, we're seeing their POV on the monster and it's so blurry, what they _need_ is an _optometrist_ #monsterdon

thanks, what a relief #monsterdon

oh no! a fuzzy thing! i must need new glasses! #monsterdon

Every time they show that blurry flying thing I hear the Wicked Witch's theme. #Monsterdon

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Model plane crash was pretty cool. Decent effectfor the time.
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Zebra Love is a knockoff of Radar Love #monsterdon

@moira

New York International Airport?

where tf is that?
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"...Zebra love seven nine, seven nine"
<everyone snickers>

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we'd have it soft all the way to new york - listen, given how horny last week was, i think that's really for the best. #monsterdon

@wrog nothing like a courtroom drama to make a monster flick really take off amirite? #monsterdon

He -- He left the poop on the weather!? D: #Monsterdon

"...hey Pete, I pooped on the weather"
"What?"

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These caucasians' skins are fairly glowing in the colorized version. They must be brimming with health #monsterdon

Did he just say "poop on the weather" #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

wait, what about that court martial? I was all psyched for that.

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@RobynGoodfellow Oh man, I don't think I'm prepared for Monster A-Go-Go redux D: #Monsterdon

"5 tonnes of flying metal, all alone in the sky." yeah this is no babylon 5 #monsterdon

Already an awful lot of telling not showing in this one. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"A passenger plane went down in a scene WAY too complicated for this cheap flick." #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

also toke em if you got em, chat #Monsterdon #thegiantclaw

@trixter @bunnyhero her eyerolling speaks volumes #Monsterdon

McAfee first with your crap antivirus and now this UFO shenanigans you're day are numbered! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Nevertheless, Macaffee persisted -this movie is coming out of the gate strong

If memory serves this is a very average 50 giant monster movie save two points.
The script LOVES the phrase "flying battlkeship" and the design of the Giant Claw which was created with... "love."
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"plane and pilot both are missing"
and it couldn't possibly be this weird thing i saw, absolutely not. #monsterdon

I never leave the house without three radars on me. #Monsterdon

"Major Burke. Yes, I have a cleft chin. Yeah, like a frontbutt. Yeah." #Monsterdon

Major Burton is accusing McAfee of false positives. Unheard of #monsterdon

"Buzz Boys"
Let's keep using that phrase.

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tossed salad and scrambled jets #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

wow now that @RobynGoodfellow said it, his "This Island Earth" voice is _really_ obvious #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Macaffee didn't care what the radar showed, he was high on homemade foxhole shack meth and waving a gun around in the air

"...can't touch this ... doo da doo dah doo dah"

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got that #monsterdon military B-roll

McAfee is our only hope now #monsterdon

Flying Battleship count: 2
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