"press for hot scrambled eggs" #monsterdon

@wrog Look, they have to care about syndication in both TV _and_ radio, okay? #monsterdon

Snowman 3? Good to ID the drug dealer right off the bat.

#monsterdon

"But then I, the narrator, could probably have let the dialogue and action on screen speak for itself! My apologies!" #Monsterdon

@moira

Are they going to narrate this whole fucking thing??

#monsterdon

BATTLESHIP! DRINK! #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Couldn't this be, you know, the actors and not the narrator?
#monsterdon

This is like some Chris Claremont narration. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Oh shit, McAfee #Monsterdon

Why is he narrating this? Did they lose audio? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

But are they doing a job? #Monsterdon

MITCHEL MCAFEE??? listen, i didn't sign up for an M&M movie. #monsterdon

They are REALLY hamming it up in this narration, I love it. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Of life? OF LIFE? itself? ITSELF? #monsterdon

Oo, she gets an actual title! Nice -- Wait, did they just refer to the servicemen as "a couple of plucks"? #Monsterdon

She is SO done with your shit, my dude. #Monsterdon

Seriously having serious fun #Monsterdon

how are they serious AND having fun #Monsterdon

People doing a job - well, efficiently, anyway. #what? #monsterdon

dude, i'm gonna leave YOUR switch on if you're not careful. #monsterdon

But first, a workplace sexual harassment training video #monsterdon

the false colorization is so bad that everyone's faces are glowing green and pink but their hands are a ghostly gray color #monsterdon

I like this lady, she takes no shit. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"...I didn't know pilots could do stuff like that."
"That's the funny part. The fella flying that plane isn't a pilot."

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I hope Miss Caldwell can come in for us on the Bechdel front but rather pessimistic #monsterdon

Also, military aircraft! marks on bingo card> #Monsterdon

oh man is Maverick's grandpa in the Giant Claw???? #monsterdon

"MAAAAAVRIIIICK!" #Monsterdon

There is alot of narration in this movie. Like ALOT.
Flying Battleship count: 1
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

she's got Gina Gershon vibes. at least with that expression. and eyebrows #monsterdon

@wohali

GIRLS DOING MATH

#Monsterdon

Ah, back when computer operators were women #Monsterdon

we need a spinny bloopy radar themed mastodon client

#Monsterdon

oooh we have early warning radars and... homing pigeons?

#TheGiantClaw
#Monsterdon

@yatsu Yeah yeah, we've all spent five hours in a car before :P #Monsterdon

headache - 1
fufu+honey lemon tea - 0 😭

cya next time #monsterdon

I think we have quite enough Mitches already #monsterdon

@Taweret With teeth! #monsterdon

How much worse can it be? Sooo much worse.. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#Monsterdon "snowman" that means he's a drug dealer

Big "Missiles only know where they are because they know where they aren't" energy #Monsterdon

everyone start calling me Snowman 3, that's my new nickname #monsterdon

army 3, navy 2 #monsterdon

It's #monsterdon time. please mute the hashtag if ya don't want to see it. you can also mute this thread!

going with this version https://archive.org/details/the-giant-claw-1957-1080p-colorized

@jonny @nev The colors are quite restrained and lovely so far #monsterdon

#monsterdon "And homing pigeons" feels like foreshadowing...

Rotary telephone! <marks on bingo card> #Monsterdon

P Q I J I can't spell anything with these tiles! #monsterdon

angels 9, devils 3 #monsterdon

the most advanced technology mankind has ever made: homing pigeons #monsterdon

"...radar, and storm clouds, and homing pigeons"
"Steve, you're still on air."
"Oh crap!"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

This isn't gonna be another opening where they talk about the natural radar of pine trees, right? #Monsterdon

HOMING PIGEONS. #Monsterdon

tooting many many times faster than the speed of sound itself #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

I pilot wants a spanking... A SPANKING A SPANKING!
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

The Earth, rendered in cupcake. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And Introducing Don Knotts as the Giant Claw.

We have teleporters now? #monsterdon

Love when a movie starts the first frame with a title card #Monsterdon

Tonight's #Monsterdon opens with a sick (in all senses) brass section!

What flavor do you think the frosting is on the world? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

once the world was big. now we put it in the drier too hot and now it's a golf ball and we are mites #Monsterdon

...No, the rest of it is in English. Okay, weird, looks like just the title is German. Strange. #Monsterdon

A woman? Doing... SCIENCE!? This is out of the ordinary for 50s scifi. Wonder if she gets to be more than a love interest.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#Monsterdon go go go!!

That sure is...a giant claw #Monsterdon

...Did I accidentally link the German version? D: #Monsterdon

I appreciate getting some B&W/colorized discourse in place of the sub/dub discourse this week, change things up a little. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Even the "Something bad is going to happen" opening music seems kind of unsure of itself. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

damn things on youtube too, if you want https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFFdqKw9KcI #monsterdon

@orionzspark https://indieweb.social/@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net/110766325148406379 start watching this like right now and have a browser tab open with a search for #monsterdon, and join in the fun :D Every week at 8pm Central time

WE HAVE BIRDIE SIIIIIIIIIGN #monsterdon

Doing classic B & W for this classic
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Put your nickel in, it's time to drop the claw! #Monsterdon

#MonsterdonAlert

#monsterdon in it's dumbass bird time! mash that play button!

WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN!!!! #monsterdon #thegiantclaw