No seat belts but everyone's already wearing a parachute. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#monsterdon yikes dude....

Bleh. Like watching Walter Matthau make out with a dressmaker's dummy. #Monsterdon

Dude behind them was like "I know you've been trying to score for like 20 minutes, but could you just keep it down?" #Monsterdon

oh, Narrator's back. great. #monsterdon

"...I got another poem. There was once a man from Nantucket.."

<everyone on the plane>

"Noooooooo!"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I am rooting for his death. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Life in the years before noise cancellation #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I agree with that guy. Let's just watch people sleep on a plane

THE GIANT BLURR has attacked again! The narrator is back.
Flying battleship count: 7
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@Louisa
Is nothing sacred to you?!!!!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

the entire plane listening to them argue about ufo's #monsterdon

thank you random airplane man, you speak for us all #monsterdon

the whole plane like, Shut Yer Trap #monsterdon

ah, the 50's, a golden age of workplace sexual harassment #Monsterdon

"Would you two mind being quiet so the rest of us can sleep."
Dude behind them is poking at the concept of main characters shouting and being ignored in public. Hmm.
Oh more kissing. Consensual this time.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

That Sharpied spiral's not going to get past your dissertation committee, son #monsterdon

#Monsterdon guy behind them is super annoyed

#Monsterdon A Fibanocci flying battleship

The Giant Claw is a big fan of the golden ratio. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Can you just draw a spiral and call that a pattern? #Monsterdon

Yes, you can draw any number of random patterns to connect those Xs

#Monsterdon

literally any set of data, and I do mean literally any set of data, can be made to fit a pattern if you work hard enough. #monsterdon

Colorization makes ol' dude look like he's wearing pink eyeshadow. It's an improvement, honestly. #Monsterdon

"something that flew past me"
was it a good movie? coz...
#monsterdon

So he's a creep, but I quite like her. #Monsterdon

Dude doesn't even use the Dymaxion map projection. Shaking my smdh head.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

At least he didn't draw ..... something else.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

ah shit we’re in a Saw movie! #monsterdon

this is a fucked up game of MASH #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

Flying battleship count: 6
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@Taweret
Let's not have a double standard now. All heads should be equally desired to be disconnected from their bodies.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

kisses sleeping colleague, steals stranger's newspaper #monsterdon

PLANE
SEA

#monsterdon

that is a HUGE briefcase. that's how you know she's Serious. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow It would explain all the turbulence that was unleashed #monsterdon

look exeter stop stealing other peoples' shit! #monsterdon

It's a spiral? Oh no! We're caught in Uzumaki! Junti Ito is going to murder us with a giant snail the sidze of a battleship!
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Oh hey look it's a copy of the Exposition Times! #Monsterdon

"Pattern..." #Monsterdon

I wasn't expecting this much sexual innuendo. Must be a giant lovebird overhead #monsterdon

is this movie the origin of baseball euphemisms for sex? #monsterdon

Sexual assault was the style at the time.

#monsterdon

so, the legend is, that's an omen of his imminent death. Any who, we got to get you kids on that plane!

#Monsterdon

That imprint does indeed appear to be a quite large claw #Monsterdon

Dubcon for the win...? Please no.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Not a conversation that will lead to the Mile High Club.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#Monsterdon gross just go ahead and kiss her when she's asleep

dude, you've been through one (1) plane crash together, cool your jets. #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I guess that was the poop on the weather. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

AAAAGUGUUUUUUUGHGHGHHHHH 🤢 🤮 #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

so now i want this guy to get his head ripped off by the giant claw

#monsterdon

dude! consent! #monsterdon #ew

Ma'am, you're allowed to beat the shit out of him for that. #Monsterdon

okay that giant turkey footprint cracked me the fuck up #monsterdon

#Monsterdon is that the hudson from the cars movies?

That painting of the claw print looked like when people buy thrift shop art and paint in Godzilla. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Kissing! <marks bingo card> #Monsterdon

if you see this big bird, you're gonna die real soon #monsterdon

DUDE WTF #monsterdon

Oh, they cut to the Monty Python cartoon for a second there! #Monsterdon

According to that legend he must really hate turducken, then #monsterdon

"...if you see this Big Bird it's a sign you're gonna die real soon."

So, Sesame Street and The Ring crossover?

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

el pollo diablo! #monsterdon

*galaxy brain voice* Baba Yaga is a UFO #monsterdon

He just kissed her while he assumed she was asleep... EWWWWW NO!
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Joe, the mute cop, will stay with him.

#Monsterdon

Finally, a film that understands the true threat to mankind. Intoxicated French Canadians spreading sky muppet conspiracy theories. #Monsterdon

"If you see this big bird you're gonna die" Oh hell. No one tell PBS. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"ca-cagne"?

#monsterdon

So it's a Mothman then. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

It's the Wicked Bird Witch of the ...Eastern Townships? #Monsterdon

Mega Ultra Chicken? No. He is legend.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw
It's hard to explain how bad the first 20 minutes of this movie are. I think they're trying to build up suspense and create some kind of tension or speculation about what the monster is like, but it sort of just... sputters?

"It was a chicken I tell ya! A giant chicken!!"
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

french-canadian legend! la cucaracha! #monsterdon

an ode to Quebequois maplevit

the perfect antidote for snakebite, thunder, lightning and disbelieving generals

#TheGiantClaw
#Monsterdon

"You're incomprehensible, you're babbling! You need to drink more!" #Monsterdon

So the guy who keeps insisting he saw something and nobody believes him tells the Quebecois guy who say something that he's making it up do I have that right? #monsterdon

oh, the French Canadian Chupacabra! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon uh oh he's backtalking the general get him his ~pacifier~ shot glass

tabarnak!! #Monsterdon

Bright red lightning. Well done, colorizing crew. #monsterdon

Did they borrow this film set from Gunsmoke? #Monsterdon

yeah close the door and lock it

#monsterdon

Ooh, that was definitely a screech out of Pierre. <marks on bingo card> #Monsterdon

Ooh, sitting backwards in your chair makes you like 70% cooler.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

oops, sorry pierre. The Claw didn't like your applejack at all. #monsterdon

is that Louis Pasteur on the wall?? #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

@cheribaker I really need to get in on #Monsterdon

Oh, never mind, they're in Quebec #Monsterdon

listen, pierre, i don't know you well enough to say whether i like your applejack. #monsterdon

I've got a fever, and the only cure is more BATTLESHIP #monsterdon

"You're not you when you don't have your snakebite cure" #Monsterdon

"La Caconye" translates to "flying battleship?"
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

The problem with these military types is they aren't wearing Italian leather fetish uniforms #monsterdon

"What kind of infantile jackass do you take me for!?"

"I have a choice of variety? Let me list them alphabetically..." #Monsterdon

I should try doing shots before and during talking to my boss #monsterdon

here, if you're gonna cuss out your own general, have this drink of LSD first. #monsterdon

Damn, I thought they were in the bayou since I mistook the accent for creole #Monsterdon