what these guys need is some - BATTLESHIP! - masers.

#monsterdon

This is what happens when you teach Skeksis how to fly.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@trixter It's a great Muppet :D #Monsterdon

oh no it chomped up that little plastic army guy on string #monsterdon

"Holy Toledo! This really takes the cake!" How you can tell you're on a PG[-13] rated movie rather than real life.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#monsterdon Honest to Pete

kinda wish i could do that tbh #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

well, conventional weapons don't seem to be working, so Big Bird gets points there. #monsterdon

(my confidence is not inspired)

#Monsterdon

why...why are its nostrils moving independently #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

Okay #Monsterdon who would win

@msh General Buzzard Kill, i do believe. (^_^) #monsterdon

@starkraving666 @strangefour Belongs on a poster, I'll say #monsterdon

#NotAnActualFact #Monsterdon

"Easy Baker Squadron" They make very small cakes. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

not sure whether to be grateful or regretful that we are watching the black & white instead of colorized #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

#monsterdon *This is the logical conclusion from the evidence, despite your confidence that this can't exist*

"So you're telling me up is down and 2 & 2 is 6"

Left wing - Right wing discourse in a nutshell

I think that general picked up and hung up 3 different phones #Monsterdon

What is #Monsterdon and how do I get involved?

"...I ordered them to shoot it down. We can hear it as it happens, right here on my Scream-o-Phone."

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

yeow! #monsterdon

"Just shoot it down!"

This guy's a general? 'Cos so far he's been Captain Obvious. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon lol that close up slide

General "Buzzkill" amirite? #Monsterdon

the end of big bird! no wait! #monsterdon

So impossible to think that any material could absorb radio waves?

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

relax!

#Monsterdon

This military cursing at seeing The Claw is turning me off.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

You all know what to do when you hear the word of the day right boys and girls! #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#Monsterdon #TheGiantBird Weird that this movie predicts stealth technology of all things. Along with giant birds that eat airplanes.

The later has not yet come to pass. Yet. Probably.

#Monsterdon that makes me chief what in a one man bird watching society?

"...black is white, and two and two make six"
"Well, you're the General."

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Some kinda bird1!1!

#Monsterdon

at least this giant bird appears to be an actual bird. not like gyaos #monsterdon

How large is this "over grown buzzard"? What size??
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"It's some sorta bird alright. No question."

Thanks a bunch, mister specialist. We thought it might've been a jellyfish, or an amoeba maybe. The wings should've tipped us off. #Monsterdon

Omg the slideshow😂 #Monsterdon

@strangefour But is a bird a kind of snake? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@WhiskeySailor it's an equally poor choice if your drink of choice is "hitting a vape pen" 🫠 #Monsterdon

forget about LA CARCAGNE. that's a fucking giant COBRA CHICKEN TURKEY hybrid, avenging all its Canada Goose and American Wild Turkey cousins, killed to the gods of Christmas

#TheGiantClaw
#Monsterdon

"Well... It's some sorta bird... No doubt about it."
Oh no we are having issues identifying animals again?
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I was not prepared for the number of times I would hear the word "Battleship" while watching this movie. #Monsterdon

@nev SAME. cracked me up! #monsterdon

"And ham on rye, hold the mayo!" #Monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo@retro.pizza It's perfect though!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Film trivia: that curtain is exactly the same curtain used by Ed Wood in Plan 9 from Outer Space as the wall of an airplane flight cabin. #monsterdon

"warm up my plane"
yeah, stick it in the microwave. #monsterdon

legit laughed out loud at the second bird photo #Monsterdon

And the first clear shot of this goofball bird. That is sure something. 😆 #Monsterdon

As bad as the first half hour was, nothing prepared me for that bird. The plane effects gave up too. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

bird was Ready. #monsterdon

Man, the one time we could use the narrator he clams up! What the hell are they doing!? #Monsterdon

Wait, what the hell was that hat she was wearing?

#monsterdon

Meanwhile at Balloon Headquarters.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#Monsterdon sleep is important

@strangefour A large bird the size of a large bird. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"A bird. A bird as big as a...

don't say battleship don't say battleship

...BATTLESHIP. Ah fuck"

#Monsterdon

a one-man what? in a WHERE? #monsterdon

@neia *giant goofy birb* that is. 😆#Monsterdon

Om nom nom #Monsterdon

@yatsu "Sir, please stop bantering with the lady, the rest of us don't give a shit." #Monsterdon

Guys, how big is a battleship? I'm struggling with this metaphor #Monsterdon

Deeply regretting making battleship the drink word
#monsterdon

"Did he say what it was?" Look lady the U in UFO stands for "unidentified". #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

“All following your pattern, no need to cut to a shot of the map” #monsterdon

Is there really nothing else the size of a battleship that they can compare this thing to? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

BATTLESHIP #monsterdon

Ah, yes, I too have been on a long-haul flight, in jacket and tie, and parachute, when the plane was atta-

wait, no.

#Monsterdon

@moira He's been out of action for a minute #monsterdon

Judging the size of this bird again. Wonder what scale they will use to compare it t---
Right Americans will never use the metric system.
Flying battleship count: 8
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@neia I ALSO LOVE THE HIANT GOODY BIRB! #Monsterdon

Even in the colorized version everyone is still wearing shades of gray. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"...and a pilot. His name doesn't matter." #Monsterdon

Oooh oooh Attractive Retro Fashion! #Monsterdon

"...okay, keep your shirt on, I'll get my pants on"
"Wait ... what?"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

maybe he should get that grey ear checked out #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial yeah we already know Pierre needed professional help #monsterdon

Very Hanna-Barbera CHOMNP! #Monsterdon

Lol oh noooooo the paratrooper made a crunchy snack noise in the Giant Claw's mouth

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Looks like an overgrown Flintstones' era record player Graaak it's a living

I hope the foley artist got a raise for that tasty *crunch* sound #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@CactuarJoe oh for the days when they served properly sized snacks in flight, like those guys #monsterdon

omg those composite shots of the bird snacking on parachuters #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

always do like my meals to come to me. #monsterdon

@moira With the face of a woman, according to Pierre #monsterdon

i'm excited for this puppet to have wildly different scales over the course of the movie #monsterdon

CRUNCH! LOL!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

OH MY GLOB I LOVE IT BEST BIRB

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Mmm, airborne Doritos :D #Monsterdon

Someone eaten for the bingo card! #Monsterdon

full suits and parachutes. ready to bail at a moment’s notice like true leaders #monsterdon

*gasp*

she's beautiful

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon ad break on #Tubi - lets see if I can catch up on the hashtag

Clawdia sounds like Super Chicken #monsterdon

[squawking intensifies] -The Giant Claw
#monsterdon #SubtitleHallOfFame

a bird the size of a large boulder. #monsterdon

HOO BOY NOW THAT'S A MUPPET! #Monsterdon

Wait, how big is the bird again?
#monsterdon

@moira In fairness, they've been drinking heavily #monsterdon

Strange UFO Noises for the bingo card! #Monsterdon