@trixter He only opens it up to state the obvious at us D: #Monsterdon

@blue a canada goose is already so much scarier than this thing. i mean, they have spikes on their tongues and they hiss at you! #Monsterdon

Those shots before were real blurry yet I somehow feel I could see the wires holding the bird up… :thaenkin: #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 he wants a big bird / the kind with teeth / 'cause he knows there's no such thing #monsterdon

a little disappointed that none of the bird sounds have gotten anything out of my bird so far

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Every time I see The Giant Claw, I giggle like a hyena #monsterdon

Is it normal to "look up into God's blue sky and see peace and security"? Because I don't

#Monsterdon

i swear to god the majority of the bird budget went to the animatronic nostrils. like what in the hell #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

guy with a sling is really going for it #monsterdon

Head for the hills! Jim Henson's created another monster! #Monsterdon

wait... bird has teeth? oh my god its a CANADA GOOSE #monsterdon

@yatsu or so he thinks :blobthinksmart: #Monsterdon

Oh shit, it's a bird with teeth. Are they ANTIMATTER teeth? #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

not actually evacuations, but close enough maybe? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon THE PRESIDENT

PSA: If you must stand under it, don’t look up. #Monsterdon

They gave up colorizing General Considine's medals, I see #monsterdon

The terror and panic of seeing that ugly mug, I'm right?
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Maybe he also has an anti-matter cloak. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Just wait it out, panic will turn back to complacency.

#monsterdon

ah yeah it totally flew millions and millions of light years through space, it’s the only rational explanation #monsterdon

"terrah, panic, and horrah!" #monsterdon`

Panic, Terrah, and Horrah!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

terrah and harrah! #monsterdon

@annathepiper now all we need is an atomic device and an aircraft carrier and we have ourselves a story #monsterdon

J-jesus, the narrator! Give us some warning next time, dude's stealthy D: #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 For extra credit, giant cuttlebone on the side #monsterdon

general concubine? what #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

MENTION OF THE PRESIDENT! #Monsterdon

The only way to take care of the bird from the antimatter universe is to use our advanced science!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

NARRATOR-SAN! <3
#monsterdon

Aliens. We knew it had to be aliens.

#Monsterdon

Dr Norman, I have another question

What's the deal with the mustaches on the dudes in this movie?

#Monsterdon

"hold yourselves in readiness."
legit maybe my favorite phrase. (^_^) #monsterdon

Well duh #monsterdon

What we need now is a dozen rail cars filled with millet. Let's make that happen #monsterdon

i think the scientist has been into the quebecois's bottles

#monsterdon

"This is a feather. It looks like a feather. But we don';t know what this feather shaped object is. It's not made of anything on earth. It's an extra terrestrial chicken I tell you."
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"...at least we call it a feather. It could be a hot dog, or a sandwich. Are hot dogs even sandwiches?"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

We need a bingo square that says "completely bullshit scientific explanation" 🤣

#Monsterdon

why can't it just be a giant bird, why does it have to defy known science #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@trixter@retro.pizza Nothing else could be non-reflective to radar, I'm sure.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#monsterdon Mr. Snuffelupagus is the antimatter.

It's Bizzarro Bird! #Monsterdon

"...no, it's not guesswork, General. Would someone with a mustache like this guess?"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

this bird is better at physics than we are. #monsterdon

what the hell is with this anti-matter nonsense #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Professor's big tell, don't show moment #monsterdon

#Monsterdon atomic spitballs are spitballs soaked in mountain dew

Oh okay. The bird isn't anti matter. It's wearing an anti matter coat. That makes perfect sense. Obviously... HUH!?
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"...you are both right, and wrong"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

...Wait, the bird is ANTIMATTER!? Holy shit, stuff that thing in a warp core, we'll be home from the Delta Quadrant in no time! #Monsterdon

clearly what we need is an anti-bird, because only like particles will annihilate #monsterdon

If it's an anti-matter bird, we need anti-anti-matter bird! #Monsterdon

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

#monsterdon

how is it that this man's mustache is off center both vertically AND horizontally #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

@yatsu PHRASING #monsterdon

Atomic spitballs, and now anti-matter!

#Monsterdon

I went to an #AtomicSpitball concert once they've got great energy #Monsterdon

If there are birds, there must also be anti-birds. SCIENCE. #Monsterdon

"all nature is symmetrical... except that bird's ugly face, am I right? up top!" #monsterdon

Also, Science-Babble Nonsense. :D #Monsterdon

Somewhere, a particle physicist gets a headache. #Monsterdon

exeter there trying desperately not to scoff at these primitive small-foreheaded monkeys trying to do science #monsterdon

Hey, it's Verner von Green. #Monsterdon

Whaddya mean where it came from? It came from an egg, obviously #monsterdon

And now atomic science to explain why giant monster is ginourmous and monsterous.

Wait... IT'S AN ANTIMATTER BIG BIRD!? (o_O )
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

i just read that The Giant Claw was released as a double feature with a movie called The Night The World Exploded and that... is the best title I have ever seen #Monsterdon

Science laboratory! #Monsterdon

The dialogue in this movie is so bizarrely hilarious.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

ah yes, back when you needed to explain The Atom in general release movies. #monsterdon

You admire his... Spunk? Man, he is General Lovey-dovey, isn't he? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon - if this ever gets a repeat then "just a bird" and "Bigbird" are the new drinking game keywords.

Joker when he gets to Sesame Street: "We kill the Big Bird" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon why do people comparing it to a battle ship?

I think I saw The Atomic Spitballs open for the Butthole Surfers in the 90's #Monsterdon

Bring in the atomic missile bombs!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"i admire your spunk"
uh... #monsterdon

WE'RE ALREADY ON TO NUKES? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

warshington #monsterdon

Oh he got his sexy voice on. "This is... General Constantine, my lovely. Give us a kiss." #Monsterdon

Get Sesame Street on the phone, and I mean now! #Monsterdon

atomic spitballs are the new secret tech that elon musk is developing #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

We'll listen to the whole thii..... No, let's skip listening to this guy get CHOMPED. #Monsterdon

atomic spit balls. nice to know that "normal weapons > nukes" is a universal decision pathway. #monsterdon

"...electronic spitballs"
"no, atomic spitballs"

The lady just stares blankly into space.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird big bird! #monsterdon

@sean Let's count the days since you watched the cursed video tape! 1.. 2... 3.. 4... #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

What then?

Snuffleuffagus?

#Monsterdon

This movie is like 30% birds wrecking planes and 70% people telling other people to stop making jokes.

...Man, they would HATE us :P #Monsterdon

Aw, the poor thing is just hungry #monsterdon

Try masers, General #monsterdon

#monsterdon Big Pingu's dad when the little one pissed all over the bathroom floor energy with this one

America does not run from a bird! Even one that can shrug off a battalion of firepower.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

If you keep calling Big Bird a "battleship" it'll keep eating you guys! #Monsterdon

It's not JUST a bird, it's a BIG BIRD #Monsterdon

omg the bird sounds...

(I'm a little behind now cause I had to get laundry & dinner)

#Monsterdon

@Taweret at least it's not as big as an aircraft carrier #Monsterdon

@Taweret And the most notable thing the studio heads found about her to put on the marquee is her claw #monsterdon

... and that's a completely different type of plane when the bird has it in mouth ...

#Monsterdon