Those kids are just out for a night of the ol' Ultra Violence.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

this was before veronica started dying her hair black #monsterdon

That egg probably wasn't even fertilized, you know. City slickers #monsterdon

in tribute to our dead friend, we're going to steal his stuff #monsterdon

Mon Dieu...Pierre! #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow over-moisturised

with ALCOHOL

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow more sauce #monsterdon

Aw, she's gonna be a Mama birb! #Monsterdon

Special Quebecois fabric that changes between all bland suit colors in the rainbow.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

oh look, some "hip" "kids" for the bird to take out. #monsterdon

"...the bird has gone on a murderous rampage. Anyone know what might have changed?"

The two that just shot the bird's only egg both look at their shoes.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Pierre wasn't as crunchy as those pilots. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Oh, they brought greasy guy back to kill him, that makes sense. #Monsterdon

whelp so much for the drunken comic relief #monsterdon

ADIEU PIERRE #Monsterdon

RIP Pierre. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Girl Who Does Math can also Shoot Guns

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon they just said no planes

UHHHHHHMMM.......... #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

An "orgy of destruction" you say? #Monsterdon

oh now mama mad #Monsterdon

"I'm from Montana" Say No More! #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

i hope they get to go to a cabane à sucre after this #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf It is the burden of the Mitch #monsterdon

Mara Corday pretending she has a real gun and has her agent in sight #monsterdon

as a side note, we have to admit her eyebrows are on point #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

is there an explore.org livecam for the giant claw's nest? #monsterdon

we have to duck because of the battleship sized bird hundreds of feet away

#monsterdon

"i'm from Montana."
#monsterdon

pierre the only smart one. #monsterdon

I am the hero. That's why I'm carrying two rifles and everyone else is unarmed.

#Monsterdon

NIST? The national institute of standards? #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

It's building a nest? They stole that plotline from the Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie! #Monsterdon

does Quebec have trees that large?

#monsterdon

Aww they bought Big Bird a train set to play with.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I mean i would not trust a helicopter using tape to hold the bubble screen together but a golf cart sure #monsterdon

@trixter I sure as hell do. #Monsterdon

@moira honestly thought they were sitting somewhere watching the helicopter at first #monsterdon

@yatsu Bird bird bird, bird is the word

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe They're gonna need his applejack. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

he looks like Davy Crockett with that rifle on his back. #monsterdon

I feel like I am missing something with all this #Monsterdon talk that I have zero clue about.

@paco

😆 No, but that's going to be the name of a cocktail I develop inspired by this movie.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I feel like I have already missed one or two. But people of the past have cataloged the orgy of destruction of this Flying Battleship.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJcg0o7_7N8

Oh good, they went and picked up the greasy Quebecois. His expertise will prove invaluable. #Monsterdon

is that the inside of a helicopter or a golf cart? #monsterdon

That was just straight up a shot of a regular bird flying overhead like a hawk or something -_- #Monsterdon

@neia "Avoid all action. Just talk in a dead monotone. You have been warned." #monsterdon

The Giant Claw is rampaging off-screen because we can't afford effects.

#Monsterdon

...No movement, and the military takes over the food supply. General, are you staging a coup? #Monsterdon

"A fantastic orgy of destruction" #DescribeYourVibe

#Monsterdon

absylute minimum #monsterdon

I think Dr. Karol Noymann, who babbled about the atom, may have been named for John Von Neumann, a mathematician and physicist who among other things was part of the Atomic Energy Commission. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_von_Neumann
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"The bird hunts by heat and movement, so the best defense against it is to be dead already."
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

oh shit its t rex rules #monsterdon

"never before seen" in this movie
#monsterdon

he’s gonna do one of those Battlefield trick videos where you jump out of the plane take the shot in the air then time it just right so you enter the helicopter as you’re falling past it #monsterdon

Now the GENERAL is narrating! It's spreading! #Monsterdon

oh wait i get it the nostrils are articulated so it can close them in space that makes it all make sense #monsterdon

It came here to build a nest? It is a lady bird!
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"...a fantastic orgy of destruction"
"Umm, sir, this is a family show"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

So is it a Mama bird!? #Monsterdon

An important announcement: https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4 #monsterdon

How does bird eat? How is babby formed

#Monsterdon

Attracted to movement!!
The Giant Claw is now my favorite monster due to the response required of me as a citizen.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Surprisingly the people at the pool didn't panic at the sight of an indistinct blue. The British weren't so lucky. #Monsterdon

Put some salt on its tail #monsterdon

All manner of stock footage has fallen victim to the bird. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"nothing is effective against this... (you can't really want me to say 'bird' right? right???) CREATURE!"
#monsterdon

URGENT BULLETIN to announce we haven't found anything yet STOP ASKING #monsterdon

A... hyper-chicken, if you will?

#Monsterdon #Futurama #Crossover

Only The Creeping Terror is crappier looking than The Giant Claw. #monsterdon

the bird's building a nest out of airplanes? #monsterdon

"...a nest"
"Yes, it's what birds build"

Where's Leslie Nielsen when you need him.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@moira Does the bird sh!t in the woods? #monsterdon

If you're looking for some #Monsterdon adjacent art, might I suggest my buddy Matt. He and his brother (ALSO Kaiju artist) have show near #STL until Sept 2.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/DenofApathyPrints

Cloud 8? #Monsterdon

@blue We have always been at war with Canada #monsterdon

how dare you presume that we share an understanding of eating. #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

#Monsterdon Promotional stills from the new oppenbarbie movie

does the bird eat LADY WE'VE SEEN IT EAT PEOPLE THAT'S EATING #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw
Proposal: drop a giant parachute on the bird, so its antimatter force field will activate and explode the parachute, thus (probably) killing the bird.

The model shots are awful. Planes don't match, they parachutists look like they literally used army men. If you ignore all that, the acting is terrible. Every time someone gets on a phone, I cringe.
I mean, the story's ... not bad? But the execution... 🤣

#monsterdon

"Does the bird eat?" I know a couple of guys in parachutes that can answer that for you. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"I've been thinking about the bird, too. Have we considered KFC?" #Monsterdon

@yatsu "hurry up & wait" #Monsterdon

Cloud Eight, the lesser-known neighbor of Cloud Nine, source of cockamamie ideas! #Monsterdon

I'll run your figure through the machine, Caldwell #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor this movie can't afford cloud 9 #monsterdon

Ahhhh, he's been pulling ideas from Cloud Eight. That explains it.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

mitch is so sick of having to answer the door he needs to just leave it unlocked. #monsterdon

Was the narrator from Boston? #Monsterdon

Sally is much too good for this movie. And this guy. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@trixter He only opens it up to state the obvious at us D: #Monsterdon

@blue a canada goose is already so much scarier than this thing. i mean, they have spikes on their tongues and they hiss at you! #Monsterdon

Those shots before were real blurry yet I somehow feel I could see the wires holding the bird up… :thaenkin: #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 he wants a big bird / the kind with teeth / 'cause he knows there's no such thing #monsterdon

a little disappointed that none of the bird sounds have gotten anything out of my bird so far

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Every time I see The Giant Claw, I giggle like a hyena #monsterdon

Is it normal to "look up into God's blue sky and see peace and security"? Because I don't

#Monsterdon