“An hour and a half or two…but that’s just for the sandwich!” #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo because anti-matter #Monsterdon

@sean I was told there'd be no pants?! #NoPantsSunday #MOnsterdon

General, get me my pants!

#Monsterdon

this is the worst kraft services table i've ever seen #monsterdon

NEW YORK CITY!? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@nash

Vintage techno-porn!!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@nash And so well colourised as well. #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

@OldRustBucket Mitch's middle name is Wesley #monsterdon

uh, Mr Bird? i think you're in the wrong movie. #KingKong #monsterdon

"Get me my pants, would you general!"

#Monsterdon

@nash agreed, best shot of the film #monsterdon

#Monsterdon sparks mean failure

Mitch really doesn't like pants.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@joewynne If the vessel has a handle it's okay, if the vessel doesn't have a handle don't drink? #LabLaws #Monsterdon

Reverse the Polarity!!!

#Monsterdon

BINGO! #Monsterdon

"just throw stuff in from out of frame, it will totally look real."

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial Not nearly enough small children in this. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

The old reversing polarity trick #monsterdon

Technobabble will save the day!
The secrets of the Masonic lodge will defeat the flying battleship.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"We're already up to our necks in trouble with this giant bird, we can't handle a wild goose too." #Monsterdon

"we'll attract its attention somehow" after all, Mitch knows how to flirt in an airplane. #monsterdon

why don't you adjust the polarity of some bitches?

#monsterdon

"I blew myself up on purpose! It's the most sensible thing I've done all movie!" #Monsterdon

Reverse the polarity!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"I don't want her on that plane. We'll end up making out instead of solving the problem." #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

General Buzzkirk, now that's a general's name #monsterdon

#monsterdon There's gotta be like 30 "Man or Astroman" albums worth of samples in this movie.

Somebody, get me my pants!!!

That's a guy ready to get s**t done!!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

See, if this were a Showa Toho film, they'd have called in the telepaths by now #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial

I won't pretend the writers got *everything* right, but they at least stayed awake for it, which is unusual
#monsterdon

No, but seriously, why is narrator guy doing his Mayor Quimby impersonation?

#Monsterdon

LMFAO so who else found out the hard way that the server will rate-limit you? sowwy jortshorse i’ll try to slow it down #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

So the whole Earth is worried about the bird? Because it seems to just hang out where McAfee and Caldwell live

#Monsterdon

damn, he lived

#monsterdon

ADJUSTING THE POLARITY! #monsterdon

honestly just drop some dynamite shaped like dudes with parachutes, let bigbird eat 'em up. coyote or no it's a better idea than _this_ bullshit #monsterdon

"Get the fire extinguisher, Mitch tried to kiss someone again." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mcafee time is running out

If you’re a model train in a #monsterdon movie, you may be in danger

bang bang into the roooom #monsterdon

you know maybe you wouln't fail so much if you used some of those newfangled TRANSISTORS? #Monsterdon

@wrog Yeah, but to destroy an antimatter shield? Not on my watch #monsterdon

Panic spread to all corners of the earth? Again? Twice in one movie? #Monsterdon

Not Petticoat Junction!!!!! #monsterdon

Damn 50s punk kids! I hope a bird shits on your windshield!
...
Or that.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I love how the feathers on the bird's head don't obey any laws of aerodynamics known to man. #monsterdon

failure after failure after failure

this is the worst exeter ever, can't even make a decent interociter

#monsterdon

"Last time we tried this it lit up like a sparkler. Let's get real close and see what happens." #Monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger tube ...

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

MESON MONTAGE #monsterdon

Big Bird needs a train set for her baby boy. #monsterdon

CALLING IT: we now have "Teamwork"! Scene of three different characters working together! Which means we ALSO have BINGO! #Monsterdon

Sweaty men! Working long hours! Turning things! And ADJUSTING them! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon let that be a lesson to you kids

@Zerofactorial

actually, it's the basis for muon-catalyzed fusion (if that could ever be gotten to work).

#monsterdon

@msh MEGA MASER?! #MonsterDon

@wrog But one who was badly drunk #monsterdon

Never eat in the lab!! There's your problem!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"truly a miracle of science, especially since no one involved in the writing of this movie has ever so much as opened a science textbook." #monsterdon

Technobabble when nobody understands what anybody else is talking about.

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Inverse tachyon pulses fix anything. #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

This meson talk is all nonsense, on a par with micro-oxygen #monsterdon #physics

Sounds like you've invented the Maser sir #Monsterdon

So a Mu Meson Maser?!??! #monsterdon

Masic Atoms?? Is this guy.. Is he inventing a Maser? Are we getting a maser in this flick? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Why don't you just reverse the polarity of the deflector dish? #Monsterdon

wow, writers talked to an Actual Physicist

#monsterdon

at a small fraction of the distance of a normal... HOLY SHIT IT IS MICROOXYGEN

THESE FUCKERS

#monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo Mebbie it's a pinto?! 🤷‍♂️ #Monsterdon

@wrog I've been to Upper Saddle River, and I can tell you this bird is not from there #monsterdon

...Yeah, that's bullshit. #Monsterdon

Sayonara senor Pierre. May the wings of battleship sized angels fly your spirit to the next life.
You won't be needing that car anymore. YOINK!
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"...this Gap .. you probably know about it Doctor"
"Why yes, it's where I get all my fashion."

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

freemasons? #monsterdon

"Don't worry, they've got guns that can stop anything. Well, anything except the giant bird attacking us but I don't see why that matters." #Monsterdon

I think it did come from Upper Saddle River, NJ.

#monsterdon

Anybody else besides me confused by how the general calls Mitch "boy", when Mitch seems about HIS SAME AGE? #Monsterdon

"i know you don't understand all this general, but neither do i, i'm just reading the script." #monsterdon

the coyote tried this trick, right? bomb bird seed? never works. #monsterdon

Of course, they think it came from New Jersey.

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

hey siri how to shoot the bird out of the sky #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw Thoughtful of them to take the dumb teenagers to the hospital on the way to Washington to meet with General Rectangle Hat and Chief Scientist Walt Disney.

@wrog They were foolishly made of regular matter #monsterdon

"..crackpot wild goose chase"
"You think it's an anti-matter goose?"
"What?"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I half expect her to have some half-sensible revelation from the salt shaker :P #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon she's from Montana

Mitch is about to suggest uploading a virus to the mothership? #monsterdon

reggie's alive, betty made it, nobody else #monsterdon

this scene becomes way more satisfying when you realize that those kids are actually literally baby boomers #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

wow, it blew them up?

#monsterdon

They're being harrassed by Margot Robbie #monsterdon

how are the obnoxious teens the most lively and appealing characters in the movie #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Lousy Riverdale punks!

#Monsterdon

"I'm from Montana." *cocks rifle*
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

But
But why would the car explode
Why
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

not after tonight #monsterdon

no archie comics in this universe i guess #monsterdon