@floatybirb Fricken antimatter be trippin #monsterdon

A big thank you to @Taweret for hosting this madness!

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I am not dissatisfied with this week's selection. Thanks to you and to all who voted #monsterdon

She's molting everywhere and killing everyone in New York.
And the smoke makes her strings more visible.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@howler0502 Destroy All Birds #monsterdon

@erro
Exactly! I get why everyone in the movie is panicking, but I can’t not like the poor giant who’s kind of just flailing around. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"...I should have been a pair of giant ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas"

_Now_ I get what T.S. Eliot was going on about!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

One of my favourite parts of #Monsterdon is when the movie ends and you get like 12 posts of people going "Oh, I guess it's over"

@floatybirb Did they show the meson gadget hitting the bird? Cause I missed that #monsterdon

It is a well made muppet. But it's still a stupid looking vulture puyppet.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

This was fun, friends. I'll definitely be joining again! Thanks, @Taweret ! #Monsterdon

@jonny The black and white version probably didn't hurt her as much #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor Guess so. She was giving the salt shaker such significant glances. Maybe she was just weighing its appeal vs. Mitch. #Monsterdon

#MonsterDon lol weakest ending

#MonsterDon kind of anti climactic

@yatsu Sorry, we need the bones to make broth #monsterdon

@yatsu OMG YES MECHA GIANT CLAW #monsterdon

@Taweret thanks again for hosting! #monsterdon

@paco Bechdel FAIL #monsterdon

so, when do we build a new Giant Bird out of the old one's bones? #monsterdon

And the end credits in German too. Okayyyyy #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor That's also ho.... nuthin! #Monsterdon

@blogdiva Look, she just wants a multi-polar world, OKAY?! #monsterdon

giving us one last Terminator 2 thumbs-up #monsterdon

Hooray! The Giant Claw will return in: The Giant Claw 2: Santa Claws Surprise!

#Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor #clearlylabeled #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

…just the one giant claw sticking up at the end.

The End

Thanks @Taweret@octodon.social #Monsterdon
Good one!

Did those rockets come out of the ass-end of the plane? Or did I mistake their intentions? #monsterdon

Annnd she fucks off into the ocean. Crunchy is definitely the adjective for that one. Exceptionally crunchy. Thanks again everyone! Thanks @Taweret! Now if you don't mind I need to see a man about a battleship. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

#Monsterdon distractions- the colorized version has the best pink/purple flip-flop color cabriolet that keeps showing up in the ground shots

that was so fun thanks friends <3 #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

???????????????????????????????????????? #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

Give them the bird, bird #monsterdon

perfect final shot #monsterdon

"Get me my pants general. Sally get out of here."
Things over heard at an orgy or monster movie dialog, you decide.
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

I'd hate to be the guy installing General Considine's cable, with him hanging over my shoulder the whole time #monsterdon

Aaand the general giggles like a little girl at shooting down a giant bird. #Monsterdon

That's... that's it? That ending made a Toho ending look like it had a proper denouement. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

fire rockets AT THE ACTUAL BIRD you schmuck! #monsterdon

@moira "We're familiar with it!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

#MonsterDon yeah work on the device in the air when you know it's attracted to planes

"..it's all yours General"
"Release the kitchen sinks!"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Ah that french frying drone sound of 50s weapons. #monsterdon

Of course, they should have just reversed the polarity in the first place! #Monsterdon

It's all yours General. Give it all the stock footage you got. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

That's Mile High Club gold ending right there!!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Invert the polarities? OF COURSE!
#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

wow wow that movie ended so fast Toho would be proud. #monsterdon

OMG they just stuck footage from Earth vs the Flying Saucers in there!

#Monsterdon

PUPPET STRINGS #monsterdon

But...the explosions cuz why!? #Monsterdon

INTO THE SEA just not under its own power this time. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

one giant claw fucks off into the sea #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yep yep yep I caught that too #monsterdon

hold on that was a quick cut to a building we've all seen many times before #monsterdon

We're all still loving those articulated nostrils, right? #Monsterdon

Oh no, the Diet Building! #Monsterdon

power walk away from the monster! #monsterdon

Man, even the bird has bad lip-synch. #Monsterdon

Everybody run en masse through the streets!! Please ignore previous instructions to remain still!!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@trixter I feel the same way about Fabio. #Monsterdon

the bird's main nutrient source is diplomacy, it's just very hungry #monsterdon

"...make a pass at it"
"Whose the pretty bird?"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

make a pass at it

look general even dumber exeter has a better shot at it than you do #Monsterdon

You shot up my egg, I'm going to eff up your skyscrapers #monsterdon

attacks buildings, immune to conventional weapons, looks like a muppet designer got high and went to town. yeah, i think he's a kaiju. #monsterdon

wait isn’t that the exact same set of stairs that got destroyed in a shot earlier #monsterdon

I can't deal with its quivering, rubbery lower lip. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

"Attacking the United Nations building" Let's give her a couple more minutes. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

The bird sneers at you puny humans! *nostril flex*

#Monsterdon

Oh Jesus those vacuum tubes #Monsterdon

Who de fuq cares about the UN #monsterdon

"...dammit, I only brought metric tools, and this is all in standard!"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

Why don't they just import some masers from Japan? #Monsterdon

@ModusMatt Well yeah! That's just science! #MonsterDon

#Monsterdon okay we broke out the turbo encabulator it's all over now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_encabulator

Americas could take lessons from the Japanese on How to Flee From a Giant Monster #monsterdon

Munching on the Empire State! That's some actual Kaiju aspirations right there. #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

but at least they are destroying a building #monsterdon

King Kong's gonna be pissed. #Monsterdon

antimatter shields can't melt steel beams! #monsterdon

oh dang, that's definitely _not_ toho quality building destruction #monsterdon

Okay, this is some solid building-wrecking. #Monsterdon

And now a second bird will hit the Pentagon. #Monsterdon #TooSoon?

Oh no, had the World Trade Center been built yet, is this about to get awkward #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

is the UN building made of explosives??? #monsterdon

@paco #RaisesHand ... nevermind... #Monsterdon

"...what about the calculator to replace Sally"
Sally: "I'm standing right here, you know"

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

“An hour and a half or two…but that’s just for the sandwich!” #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo because anti-matter #Monsterdon

@sean I was told there'd be no pants?! #NoPantsSunday #MOnsterdon

this is the worst kraft services table i've ever seen #monsterdon

General, get me my pants!

#Monsterdon

NEW YORK CITY!? #Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@nash

Vintage techno-porn!!

#Monsterdon #TheGiantClaw

@nash And so well colourised as well. #monsterdon #thegiantclaw

@OldRustBucket Mitch's middle name is Wesley #monsterdon

uh, Mr Bird? i think you're in the wrong movie. #KingKong #monsterdon

"Get me my pants, would you general!"

#Monsterdon