Mischievous teenagers.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

The geode is emitting a colour unlike any seen on Earth
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIT! #monsterdon

Well, that's gonna be hard to clean up.

#Monsterdon #TheGate

ok i thought the levitation bit wasn't going to go anywhere and am pleasantly surprised

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Everyone went to Chess King for their wardrobe

#Monsterdon

I wanted to try this as an experiment in my 3rd grade class but the kid we were trying to pick up got scared and we had to stop :(

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This plaid clad gal's theories are going to come in useful, aren't they? #monsterdon

@Taweret The Slithis League boycott #Monsterdon

scientific explanation: the geode released helium. #monsterdon

gonna have to fix that

220, 221

whatever it takes

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#Monsterdon now we're flying with geode power

Oh gosh, what a duo.
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The real power is being able to sit through these terrible movies week after week

#Monsterdon

@trixter I kind of thought they all were

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"To trans..... transmit the energy" line got away from her there. #Monsterdon #TheGate

#Monsterdon what the hell are all these college kids doing at a 15 year old's house party?

Concentrate! Concentrate on making this a better movie!

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The dog knows an incantation when he hears one! #Monsterdon

Occultist girl has a sweater from the Williams Sonoma holiday catalogue

#Monsterdon

@Taweret It's fine, the parents probably also smoke.

#monsterdon #TheGate

Come on THAT'S A FIRE HAZARD #monsterdon

Dude that geode is huge. I want a geode.
#Monsterdon #TheGate

Pretty clever use of contemporary child toy for an evil demon trapped in a hole for who knows how long.

#Monsterdon

Oh, they've got a mini-witch. #Monsterdon

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#TheGate

Careful everyone, the dog is on the hit list. Although it isn't gory, or so the #DDD reference suggests. #monsterdon

Nice of them to invite a 45-year old to their party #monsterdon

Nerdy chick has a crush on story teller. #Monsterdon

@trixter Honestly, kind of a step up. #Monsterdon

why do we have so few people this week? this movie won the poll by a landslide

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Where's Buffy when you need her? #monsterdon

"We have klaatu barada nichto at home"

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who invited this girl. #monsterdon

I bet that guy's name is Chet.

#Monsterdon #TheGate

"Weird things happen all the time."

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

Apparently this teen drinking party is now just a coed slumber party.

#monsterdon #TheGate

Hey, that's no geode....

#Monsterdon

Name a cliche, this movie has it.

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It's very Bro in this party :/ #Monsterdon

Geode number two was filled with farts at the time it was formed #monsterdon

Pepsi spotted!

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omg i love everyone's DON'T READ THAT reactions 🤣 #monsterdon

Woah! #monsterdon

Jerk Boy making his move on the Sister....

#Monsterdon

Klattu ... barada ... COUGH-COUGH-COUGH

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DON'T READ FROM THE BOO--uh, magnetic scratch pad thingie!!

#Monsterdon #TheGate

Jesus christ they're literally going to burn the house down #monsterdon #thegate

Animals and infants know the true names of all things. That's why they can't speak.

#monsterdon #TheGate

Ghost stories by the fireplace with candles???

#monsterdon

Meta...
trying to warn us about Facebook but we did not listen
#Monsterdon

Apparently the dog speaks Latin

#monsterdon
#TheGate

Angus understood that!

#monsterdon

Living in the sticks may play in, but my mom never would've let me babysit for a weekend before i could drive AND had ready access to a car
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Never read the Necronomicon out loud. #Monsterdon #TheGate

#Monsterdon never read the magic incantation

Don't read that!!!!! #Monsterdon

Yeah, let's open the obvious alien egg or whatever #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧒 🧒 ⛏️ 💰 🌪️ 🔥 👿 😱

Terry has an interesting geode theory

remake where these kids have a geode-opening tiktok

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something about meta, don't use Meta?

#monsterdon #TheGate

'It’s filled with enchanted Turkish Delight!'

#monsterdon
#TheGate

Fair warning, followers -- I'm running late, but I'm about to jump into #Monsterdon. So if you aren't joining us ... and why aren't you? ;) ... you might want to mute the hashtags #Monsterdon and #thegate1987 .

I'm wearing my AirPods Max, and the audio on my copy of this movie is great. There were voices of people in the party scene coming from all different directions with surround sound.

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I think I've had a Japanese soda that opened that way. #Monsterdon

Boy they really got me with that cut from the dad saying “No parties” to a party in full swing. Did I mention this is the first time I’ve seen a movie? #Monsterdon

The do may have recognized the spell

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Nice prop!

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That's a WOOD chisel. Shudders in tool owner.

#monsterdon

YEAH, Terry, IN DOG YEARS!

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Oh god the 80s fashion on this party is killing me.
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"We can throw it off the roof tomorrow!"

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

Succubus with big tits pops out.

#monsterdon #TheGate

#monsterdon "Now don't forget that Angus pees his kilt every day..."

btw don't be getting too attached to Angus

yes, english sheepdog, Classic #monsterdon

@trixter @blogdiva One of my co-workers kids (I can't recall which) broke their arm last year. Ages 6 & 4 I think (I'm not sure which one fell off the jungle gym), so it definitely still happens.

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It is bugging me that Shazam cannot find this song at the party because I am sure I have heard it.

#Monsterdon

this nerd kid is mean to dogs too? he sucks

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justice for angus. #monsterdon

Al's learning the hard way that hosting a teen party in the 80s kinda sucked

#Monsterdon

Crimped hair everywhere!

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"No parties"
Cue to: party #monsterdon

"No parties!" proceed to party #monsterdon

Dog CC: But I want to try some weed. #Monsterdon

I hope these kids are conscientiously making sure Angus doesn't get into any dangerous party snacks #monsterdon

the only good thing about the us now is that no one smokes anymore

#Monsterdon

Oh jeez, she's found Bro Squarechin :/ #Monsterdon

I feel like all that time I spent being a trustworthy 80s teen was wasted, given it seems all other 80s teens were apparently not trustworthy.

#Monsterdon

Cool. Teen smoking.

#Monsterdon

OMG the peak 80s fashion! The flashbacks! The hair crimping!!

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Ah, hair crimping. Lets hope it never comes back. Please.

#monsterdon #TheGate

lol, 'Jerk Teen the Sister has a crush on'

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So it's 1986 and teenagers are having a party. Cue the gratuitous boobies. #monsterdon

ah smoking indoors. in someone else's home no less

#Monsterdon

every 80s movie dog has a wiry coat

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It's the '80s! ♪ Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan! ♫ #Monsterdon

Kid: ‘Bye dad!’

Dad, already backing out of the driveway: ‘See ya!’

#Monsterdon

"No Parties!"

Cut to house party.

"Hey, somebody get this dog a beer!"

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"No parties" = overdetermined.

#Monsterdon

"I want the house clean when we get home, no parties"

So basically all she said was, "Clean up really well after your party"

#Monsterdon #TheGate