HEY. #monsterdon

SLUR ALERT

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Chekhov's Metal Liner Notes!

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Can't remember if responsible for Satanic Panic or capitalizing on it. #Monsterdon #TheGate

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Glen is right, girls.

#Monsterdon for anyone wondering, yes, that's what you looked like playing air guitar when you were 12.

If we only understood how inevitably it leads to 'music' like this, we'd allow far fewer mothers to die. (Sure, it would cramp Disney's style, but.)

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WHOA #monsterdon #thegate

#Monsterdon lmao the big bird satanic incantation etch a sketch

"Cool out"? I think you're mixing metaphors there, lady. #Monsterdon

Yeah Glen, cool out. #Monsterdon

yeah Glen, cool out

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The colors. #monsterdon #thegate

I guess metal and pride flags really were gateways to the occult. :char_shrug:

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@strangefour It can be both.

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what kid rolls their eyes when a friend's dog dies?!?!?!

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This geeky metal boy is a vibe #monsterdon

Nerd metal \m/ #monsterdon

Wow at her hair
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@SRLevine @trixter Hmm interesting theory

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So Terry's fine

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The great D&D scare of the 80s, representing!

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The rock song or whatever he was rocking out to was in 5/4. Surprising.
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this might be the only monsterdon to make me cry - the dog dishes with no Angus

This kid with his dramatic lip syncing and pride flag blanket would slay on TikTok #Monsterdon

A gate?! They said the thing!

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Wait what's that hair? Is that Cameron Diaz in Something about Mary? #monsterdon

Poor Angus. 😢 #Monsterdon

Sorry to break it to you Terry, you're a bit of a nerd. #monsterdon

@jadebees
Yes, go to the Pet Sematary instead, that'll work out just FINE.

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Aw I like the lip syncing. How many times did he listen to this to get every word and beat? #monsterdon

Oh neat, they made an album with the necromicon. really nice. I wonder if yo have to play it backwards
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#Monsterdon ah good old satan metal

That is some serious 80s-only hair right there. #Monsterdon #TheGate

assuming he lives that long, i mean. #monsterdon

The bangs!!!!

#TheresSomethingAboutMary
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In 80s movies, everyone's houses looked so lived-in. Their kitchens aren't clean, the house is a mess, and this isn't just because their parents are gone for the weekend.

Nowadays, every movie set house looks like it came out of a magazine.

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Walls are haunted.
Dog is mom? Does the dog...
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i believe Terry is a future Theater Kid. #monsterdon

When you're rockin' out but you're not old enough to use hair spray yet. #Monsterdon

is mean friend's hair... intentionally... that way...?

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I think it was Stephen King who pointed-out that for homeowners certain scenes are particularly horrible because we automatically think of how much THAT will cost to repair.

#BulgingWalls
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Back when the refrigerator was the center of all modern communication. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Angus bit the dust...

All of this hair is amazing.

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I did NOT peg this kid as having a stereo in his room, a drum kit, and being into Spinal Tap

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Ah, the 80s, when children roamed free. I just had to be home when the streetlights came on. (Unless I heard my dad whistle first.)

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"We got the convertible and everything" is my new motto.

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Mall hair.

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Stephen Dorff is already planning on becoming a vampire and fighting Wesley Snipes. #Monsterdon

What, the dog was 97??? #monsterdon

you've still got the avocado refrigerator but they've upgraded to a creme dishwasher but i don't know when those yellow cabinet doors came from

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Stop petting the dead dog, kid. Don't you know there's demons about? #Monsterdon #TheGate

Al made Angus into HAY?!?!

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Um ... the dead mom turns into the dog, dead. So much for *that* vibe (Angus - the dog - *was* 97 in dog years).

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ew ew kid, don't eat that, i'm not sure even Four Eyes deserves to have to eat that. #monsterdon

What does “later” mean? Is Terry the child of a neglectful father?

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"What'd you do with Angus?"
"I threw him in the hellmouth."

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Yep, that's Gen X. #Monsterdon

Good lord, that kitchen #monsterdon #thegate

Noooo not Angus! #monsterdon

@diazona @trixter I feel like the #Monsterdon crowd skews towards the "never went to a teen drinking party" demographic...

(same here, parents tried to be strict with our friend group after prom and all of us were basically like "what? we really do plan to go to the beach and sit on the board walk, seriously, no alcohol involved. maybe extra sugar")

(to be further reassuring that I fit in with you all despite going to prom, I was an ostracized middle school student that got sent to a special science & math high school to get me out of the local district)

I feel like we haven't had the tone appropriately set for these scenes. None of this seems remotely scary.

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Wait - the geek's Mom was actually Angus the Dog in disguise?!?!

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I knew when they said he was 97 in dog years but still. #Monsterdon

Bug Boy's home life explains a lot

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D: #Monsterdon

If she starts singing Xanadu, I'm out. #Monsterdon #thegate1987

Aww not the pubby :(((

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Oh double shit, I forgot CW for dead dog!!!

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Nooooo not Angus!

oh dear
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I wonder it this movie is a classic "The trailer has the best parts of the movie"
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i think angus just saved your life, kid. #monsterdon

Ok that lady in white is creepy af #monsterdon

Ope. Late to the party. Guess I'll have to rely on my memory of the first 20 minutes. #Monsterdon #TheGate

Wait WHAT??? #monsterdon #thegate

The bugs are coming from inside the house!

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Terry's having A Moment and I'm here just trying to see if his shirt has like a GoBot or something cool on it.

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Hey - we used to do the spandex wall effect in haunts ...

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Teen parties. Smoking and drinking next to a hellmouth. What could go wrong?
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Ha ha, I love the Hands Behind the Walls effects, those are always fun :D #Monsterdon

Heh. I forgot this film used the same trick as The Frighteners...

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@Thoreau You mean because it is actually fun.

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yo, the kid is a monster for torturing those moths, but emotionally tormenting him with his dead mom is too much... #monsterdon

Is this like a jehovahs witness thing #monsterdon #thegate

The last time we saw the dead mom back was in “Masters of the Universe.”

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It amuses me that Stephen Dorff's most popular film on Letterboxd is Zoolander, where he plays himself

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Is this movie about the secret origin of Glen Danzig?
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Did everybody leave? That was fast! #Monsterdon

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terry don't believe her she's weird ghost mom not actual ghost mom

It's a trap!!!! #Monsterdon

Megamoths! #monsterdon

Cue dead mom with extra backlight and fog. "I ... love ... you"

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Is his mom a vampire? WTF is happening? #Monsterdon

Oh shit, I forgot CW for dead mom!!

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terry doesn't have his glasses on, he shouldn't be seeing """mom""" this clearly. #monsterdon

Did the boy killed the dog with a hug?
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Uhh, classic "something behind the wall"
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This house party is so 80's!
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