@bstacey Please let that be a brand name

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@Victorsigmoid Exactly. That's the way you have to think when you feel threatened this way #monsterdon

Jump forward ten years and Terry's a priest. #Monsterdon

@strangefour CRYSTAR AND MICRONAUTS COMICS

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are they gonna try to fix the light? #monsterdon

three bros just hanging out together in a dark closet

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Feels like the movie is really holding its breath in, trying not to blurt out a "came out of the closet" joke. #monsterdon

EXCUSE ME, LAST WE SAW THE DEAD DOG WAS IN THAT BED

#Monsterdon #TheGate1986

Did this movie inspire the little finger demons in the Subspecies series?
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Why did that family have so much garlic? Was it to keep Terry’s mom away?

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people jump out of a closet after that kind of night, they're gonna get punched. #monsterdon

C'mon Al, they're just demons in human flesh. #Monsterdon

In the 80s, you would totally party after defeating Satan.

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@CactuarJoe dangit! jinx you beat me, I think #Monsterdon

We're wearing garlic wreaths, trying to start a new trend.

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The cutest evil tug-o-war.
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Welp. It's closed. Time to play the gate-opening album again, because it just rocks so much. Like "Sign o' the Times", but for evil. #Monsterdon #TheGate

It was all too easy, wasn't it?
The sisters are dead, I bet!
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@Victorsigmoid Maybe they'd like some of Angus's food and turn into friends #monsterdon

#monsterdon Are the dudes about three or four years older than the girls? Is that on purpose?

These assholes.

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This is the part where the velociraptors start stalking them right?

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Kill them. They're demons. #monsterdon #TheGate

I do hope the adorable little demons didn’t die. We need a didthedemondie.com #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh man, two sacrifices needed and now we're missing two shitty teens...

@brooke The joly handgernade of Antioch! #Monsterdon

If your vocal range is like keys on a piano, that one kid is just smashing all the keys at once every chance he gets. #monsterdon

was she gonna dual-wield butter knives??? #monsterdon

Terry don't antagonize the subterranean locals. They have probably lived under the earth longer than humanity has existed.
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This poor kid! #monsterdon Next time, stick to reading the back of cereal boxes.

"Making out."

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"Oh you two, making out again"

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@catzilla Even the horny ones? #monsterdon

But Terry is an amateur exorcist, so … #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon God is my Hightower? Is this a Police Academy movie?

The hole wasn't so much a "gate", more a "hole"

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#Monsterdon he lost a shoe, I'm picturing one of those little guys finding it and making a cute lil bed

"You left the flashlight!" "That's okay it's only good for about four more minutes anyway!"

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Brad’s brave to be jumping on the ex-hole.

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@moira Readers digest before readers digest. #Monsterdon

Lobbeth thy holy hand bible of Antioch at thy foe

who — being naughty in my eyes — shall snuff it

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@apLundell Are we talking one demon-sized kid versus a hundred kid-sized demons? 😛

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YES
MY RECALL IS INFALLIBLE

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I think they should just let these delightful smol demons take over...the world can't be any worse than without them #Monsterdon

thus began terry's long and storied career as an exorcist and demon hunter

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These don't seem like major demons so much as bitey homunculi #monsterdon

@diazona It's not near as straight foward as regular bingo....#monsterdon

Oh, Holy Hand Grenade. Neat #Monsterdon

Read the bit about Jesus hating figs #Monsterdon #NotATypo

Sunday School Bible Passages ... FTW!!

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Well, we just gotta throw in more explosive bibles. Problem solved.

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The best part about these demons is how a nerdy human kid can kick their asses one-on-one. #Monsterdon #TheGate

that'll do it, read the entire bible #monsterdon

eat the bible

eat it

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Sacralicious.

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That kids mid-teen voice in struggle is so on point but rough to listen to.

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apparently Terry didn't go to Bible school. #monsterdon

swear count: 2

bibles burned: 1

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You know I love a Little Guy, but these ones need to take a page out of the Critters' book and kill a few sheriffs first. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "You've got to be kidding!" Looks like they got a portal to Quake 2 there

What you're gonna do is jump into the hellmouth and have an adventure, clearly

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Yes, Brad, close the Hellmouth with Terry inside.

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@rickpelletier The temperature gradient between Gehennom and Zamhareer makes that place windy as... well... you know. #Monsterdon #TheGate

When Dad gets home he's going to be so angry that the party selling them the house did not properly disclose the existence of a demon gate at the close #monsterdon

oh no save Terry! I like him! #monsterdon

@trixter they hongry little guys
they already ate everything
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Gonna tell my grandkids that this movie is Minions #monsterdon

oh, NOW they wanna pray? #monsterdon

Try KICKING maybe?

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@amyfou I know, I know, it’s really serious #Monsterdon

No, not Terry!! He's the only character whose name I have managed to remember!!!!

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#Monsterdon 🧒 🧒 ⛏️ 💰 🌪️ 🔥 👿 😱

all the little demons have little triangle tails

Those little demons have a great Evil Dead vibe. The wormy form was great.

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I didn't know Hell was just a cave full of lil' impy dudes.

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#Monsterdon i love the little demon guys teaming up to pull his leg

Terry, demon slayer!

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@steggy Exactly. #Monsterdon

Terry vs Ray Harryhausen

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Those little guys are awesome.

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Hi ho. Hi ho. It's up from hell we go. #Monsterdon #TheGate

"actual size."

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You can make up a metal band but people will notice if you make up Bible.

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I remember the minions being more yellow and silly and obsessed with BANANA 🍌 #monsterdon

Nice fog-sucking effect. #monsterdon

Is this the Goonies wishing well set?

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Buffet! Buffet is on!

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#Monsterdon man what is the air pressure in hell??? Hell air just comes blasting outta that hole every time it's opened

I love the lil claymation guys so much

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well, shit
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Welp, gotta jump in and get him now

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Welp, that's one. #Monsterdon

“Klaatu barada nikto”

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More Raimi vision. #Monsterdon #TheGate

The hellmouth is vaporwave #monsterdon

that's some top-notch horror movie holesmanship #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are they on Elm Street?

There's a bisexual lighting party going on down in Hell.

#monsterdon #TheGate

Nice smoke machine work.

#Monsterdon #TheGate1987

WELCOME TO HELL #monsterdon

Hellmouth sucks

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