Yep, we're looking at an inverse tornado warning for Elkwood County

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#monsterdon All of that was written on the walls in blood. Didn't want to admit that they were being literal though, but props to them, for eyeball in hand installation without an OR theater or scalpels, or slimy eyeball bits.

@diazona Oh, I get it. Demonic jet lag. Woof, that's gotta suck. #Monsterdon

Oops. Demons hit a gas main. Don't light a match. #Monsterdon #TheGate

Where did they find this video of me farting?

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penicillin will clear that eyeball right up #Monsterdon

I think the demon wants to play catch

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@ramsey do they kick really high?! --dad #Monsterdon

Glenn now has excellent Hand-Eye coordination.

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@CactuarJoe And who can blame him, after an interdimensional trip like that

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#Monsterdon 🧒 🧒 ⛏️ 💰 🌪️ 🔥 👿 😱

giant demon pet small child

why does the dark lord look like porunga

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No, don't turn me into the Pan's Labyrinth monster, I hate subtitles

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get a really wide brimmed hat and a fancy cape kid, an eyeball in your hand is no big deal. #monsterdon

That umbrella policy? Yeah it covers this too.

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I think this would be better if the little guys had a language #monsterdon

A moment of monster sentimentality?

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Do they have liability coverage for this?

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@sean "Stop and Staaairs... 🎶 " --onerepublic #WrongSong #Monsterdon

So, daddy demon come to dinner
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turns out Satan was the lil' protagonist all along.... #monsterdon

The power of whimpering has saved the day! #monsterdon

He's got a little friend in his hand now. #Monsterdon #TheGate

Honestly, what would the rocket do though? #monsterdon

The Gate was never in the yard. The Gate is the house. The gate is the way. The stars are right once more! Time for some little demon dudes to party.
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It is important to note that this guy, while big, is just as soft and squishy as the little ones. #Monsterdon #TheGate

#Monsterdon didn't this happen in evil dead?

I would call a friend and be like 'hey can I stay at your house cause demons took mine'

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Eeewwww, now you'll be seeing palm sweat forever...

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This was quite impressive #monsterdon

I SPY WITH MY EXTRA EYE

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Aw. So gentle. #Monsterdon

I love their tiny butts!!! 🍑

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Demon…phone…home.

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when was The Gate released, relative to Beetlejuice?

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"Oh yeah? Well my rocket is bigger than yours!"
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Why *does* Glenn's house have such a giant foyer anyways? Is it for Dark Lord summoning purposes?

Are Glenn's parents *in* on this!?

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Throw the horns kid! Show him you know how to rock out!

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That's a hell of a large ceiling

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SOMEBODY HAND THAT GUY A UKULELE

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#Monsterdon did they have, like, one mocap actor for the little demons or 100

please put on your 3D glasses

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@wohali yeah, really well done, very very nice

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@wohali Vapor barrier. Demon barrier. Furring strips. Second demon barrier. Gypsum wallboard. Just gotta remember NO GEODES. #Monsterdon #TheGate

omg the upper arms

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Mom: "'Daddy's home!!'" #monsterdon #thegate

My, you're big!

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I guess the first one in the backyard was just their starter hellmouth, and now they've upgraded

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this is awesome

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That's the wrong thunderbolt
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Sure, mom and dad will be mad about the paint on the walls and the broken-out windows, but those are all pretty cheap to replace compared to the flooring downstairs opening over pit to hell. Your allowance is forfeit forever, kid.

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Heeeeere's Ghoulie!

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Big Demon is mutant Joe Camel?

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Look at the lil' dudes dancing around and doing a summoning!

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These minions are not unlike the yellow ones.

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Hope the kid was vaxxed for rabies #Monsterdon

Load the Chekov! Get ready to shoot the fisheyed little kobolds.
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Wow. Goosebumps is more hardcore than I remembered. #Monsterdon #thegate1987

That's #MonsterdonBingo for me

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I had to step away, so am only 40 minutes in. No #Monsterdon spoilers, please! 🤪

Now we're on Night of the Living Dead territory.

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This was how homes were built before national building codes were established.

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Wow the resale value of this house had dropped considerably.

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This is actually an elaborate infomercial for a windproof lighter. #Monsterdon

never underestimate an 80’s kid with a box of matches #Monsterdon

Dance, minions, dance!

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It'd be hilarious if the dark lord were really just Big Zoidburg.

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#Monsterdon I forgot how annoyingly noisy this movie is...

Can they just shut the heck up for a couple of scenes?

You dont build tensension by

AAAAAH, AAAAHAH TERRH,.AAAAAH SHRIEK, SHRIEK, HEAVY BREATING AAAAAH, SCREAM,,AAAAH , MUSIC STING, MUSIC STING,
AHHHHH, WOOOSH, MUSIC STING,.AAAAAAHH SHRIEK, HEHEHE, AAAAHHH, SHRIEKING, MONSTER SOUNDS, WIND, AAAAAAAHAH, TERRY!!!!! SHOUTING EXPOSITION..

Went straight for the rocket and ignored the Robo Strux that was right there... rookie.

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so the atrium's ceiling is basically stolen from a mall?

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he needs Buzz Lightyear's little head bubble thing to light that rocket. #monsterdon

Blaming bad things on members of the working class is a pretty authoritarian move #monsterdon

Terry is now a ratboy in the closet.
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Called the Chekhov's rocket #monsterdon

Checkov's Thunderbolt! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon say yestes to the estes model rockets, bay-be

@sean sigh, they'll never try fire! #Monsterdon

Yes! It's time for the rockets!

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C'mon you always go for the head

These kids should have watched more zombie movies

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I wonder if these little demons are what you get if you shave a Critter. #Monsterdon #TheGate

Wait, the zombie guy took the sister to narnia thru the closet?
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#Monsterdon the dead workman was like three guys in a trenchcoat!

These little em effers! #monsterdon

You do not get to save yourself using the model rocket your sister gave you after you let the zombo take her feet first into Hell. #Monsterdon

of course he can save the day with his stupid fucking toy, this is a capitalist society after all

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This is what happens when you use British spellings...

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New plan ... torch the house!

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ZOMBIES DON'T BREATHE, GLEN!

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OK, it's all on you now Glen.

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@davesdogmaggie it's all about the acting

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#Monsterdon goddamn commercials lol

Just a dude in a Shatner mask. #Monsterdon

Man, the drywall repairs alone are gonna be *ruinous* #Monsterdon

he's really got a leg up on the competition

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What!? #monsterdon Guess they didn't close the hole right...

"Shit"

Perfect dialog. No notes.

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Rack that scattergun girlfriend.

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OK, I guess we're setting up for the power-of-true-love ending

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@jadebees I thought that was the dog

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imagine living with a house full of hairless cats would be just like this #Monsterdon