Tribbles got loose. #Monsterdon

I'll stop you! I'LL STOP YOOOOUUU!
...I guess I won't stop you.
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@WhiteCatTamer 😂

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#monsterdon We're going to do a jazz improvisation, because I'm a good boy and I love jazz and you can't tell me no old man!

@Lazarou Though she *is* wearing pants! #Monsterdon

RapeSquid!
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Journeys end in l̵o̵v̵e̵r̵s̵ ̵m̵e̵e̵t̵i̵n̵g̵ Old Ones eating.

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Are you people happy now? We have achieved full tentacles!

This is why you don't open the Fish Closet

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Girl... yo been Dunwich Horrored.

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Well, that's pretty cool. #monsterdon

Tentacular!

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That's honestly a pretty great effect!

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Assaulted by colorful cartoons!

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#monsterdon Nancy is behind that door, the part of her that has the coffee!

#monsterdon I realize she's worried about her friend, but even so, she's pretty unimpressed by an owl just sitting there watching her.

If it was me, I would totally forget about my friend and marvel at the owl.

He rented this place from Charles Addams.
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THERE IS NO NANCY
ONLY ZUUL

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Upholstery by Satan's Own #Monsterdon

Nothing weird about this place. Might be a step up from typical 1970s shag carpet. #monsterdon

"Look! It's a Boris Vallejo painting! We're gonna reenact a Conan scene up there!"

"Is this an altar? What was it used for?"
"LEMME SHOW YOG-SOTHOTH! IS THE GATE! YOG-SOTHOTH IS THE KEY!"

I do like to see a movie with old-timey religion. None of this newfangled ritual cannibalism. There's nothing hot about nuns [citation needed], we need naked girls on altars!

So… the smoke machine summons the Old Ones & a robe for her in his hallucination at least.
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@strangefour

Or that other Necronomicon reader

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#monsterdon She's scissoring in the forbidden place.

I bet the thing behind the door has an altar-cam and is watching the whole ritual

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Hello Mr Owl
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what a good OWLLLLL!

The owl is not what it seems.

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Cool owl!

Mr. Owl? How many licks does it take to summon Dagon?

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I sure hope it's not just 40 more minutes of this.... #monsterdon

IF THE ATTIC DOOR'S A ROCKIN' DON'T COME A KNOCKIN'

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Yep. Totally normal...

oh thank god its over

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@LingLass i was absolutely gonna say "HEY WAIT THEY JUST SHOT THIS AGAINST SOME CHEESECLOTH!"

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Did Sandra Dee do her own bum stunts?

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is this just the rest of the movie?

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@diazona WORST. DATE. EVAR. #Monsterdon

AL WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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#monsterdon Welcome to Linen Montage.

Is she really wearing loin jewelry? #Monsterdon

Da fuk?

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This flashback is textured for her pleasure. #Monsterdon

The mysterious disappearing clothes

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I dreamed I was in a linen/burlap world. #monsterdon

@msh I think I can count this as "A date ends badly" for bingo purposes

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The short lived linen-lens.

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They tried to get Sandra Dee to do this scene naked..
She refused..

Yog-fuckoff

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They LIT candles.

"Lighted". For Deana's sake.

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@xoagray You can see every grease molecule. #monsterdon

I also like how the grandfather always caries around a magic ping pong paddle, with a vaguely-native-north-american looking drawing on it.

#monsterdon

KLAATU
BRATA
NIKTO
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“Fertility rights were practiced here, they say.”

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou nah, I think the only tentacle monsters I remember was that one episode where they got their memories wiped by that underwater creature who was looking for his mate who died in ancient Greece

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I don't think that romance box is going to get checked this movie. #monsterdonbingo
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#monsterdon Nah, I'm just kidding, I don't know what this place is used for. I just told you nobody knows who even built it.

SHE'S ACE, FUCK OFF BRO

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DON'T LAY ON THE ALTAR, IDIOT!

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She has that Bewitched hair style #Monsterdon

"Is this an alter?"
"No this is original. I haven't changed it."
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"What was it used for?"

"A cheese board, mainly."

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"Is this an altar?"
no it's bob's crab shack WHAT THE FUCK LADY

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Classic rookie mistake. Never sit on an altar on the first date!

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"...it was called the devil's hop yard"
"But where are the rabbits?"

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@jadebees It's a quality film when it has both theramin AND harpsichord. I mean, really, how many films hit that particular height?

#monsterdon

the Devil's HipHop Yard
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If you could just lay down we can get you fitted for the sacrifice.

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oh gods he wants to push so bad

he wants to do it

he wants to push

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Oh, that's not creepy at all.

SINCE BEFORE YOUR STAR BURNED HOT IN SPACE AND BEFORE YOUR RACE WAS BORN, I HAVE AWAITED

A PORN STASH

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The devil's hopyard, you say... ??

"Five stars, best sacrificial altar I've ever seen"

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#Monsterdon sepia flashback! love it

ah, hey, we can convert soul gems to black here.

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"What's in the package?"

FINALLY they're following up on the sex talk.

#Monsterdon

haha - it's an old fashioned folly!

#Monsterdon

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOX

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@sean as one does.

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#monsterdon It's weird, every time I drink a cup of your tea I get dizzy and need a nap. What a weird coincidence.

She's getting hooked on that tea. #Monsterdon

Giggle, that’s such a fun story!

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Lavinia may be on to something

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Oh good, an insane asylum in a 70s movie. I'm sure the depiction of mental health disorders will be nuanced and respectful.

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otoh it's a lovely rubber room
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neh, i'm not quite 45 and i look pretty similar on the inside, at least.

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"more than 20 years" so approximately 25 years like you said ten seconds ago or? #monsterdon

They kept the twin up in the attic and fed him fish heads.

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#monsterdon We have a link here, for Rosemary's Baby I bet. "We never knew who the father was…” LOL. Tanis root anyone?

SAM, THERE'S A 50% CHANCE WE'LL NEED TO FIND SOME GUY WITH A... wait that can't be right *hits phone* A CHAINSAW FOR A HAND?!

#monsterdon

Head on, apply directly to forehead

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That speech of old Whateley is straight from the original story.

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elderly albino women?
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they were gray, but not *albino*

Old Whately hasn't aged much, has he?

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"What do you mean by 'something else'?"
"What are you having trouble with? 'something' or 'else'?"
#monsterdon

Somehow the interdimensional beings returned... actually it wasn't really a mystery, Wilbur enjoys messing about with ancient spellbooks.

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i feel that they spray-grayed the Dr's bushy eyebrows

#monsterdon I like this casual Necronomicon pronunciation, like rob't for robot. Necranomac'n

I even wonder what the other dimension is up to

(to be fair I kinda always wonder what other dimensions are up to)

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@OldRustBucket @allanb About midway between The Birds (Bodega Bay) and The Love Witch and Halloween 3 (around Eureka). #Monsterdon